#funpost

[fivekrystalpetals]

Isn't this—

the same as this?

[karmarox]

GLaDOS wrote and sang 3 whole ass songs and had an opera composed about a woman who never once gave her the time of day even after several murder attempts she is gaming's most iconic failgirl disguised as one of gaming's most iconic bad bitches

[soekmatthew]

Proposing a reform on Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics!

An essay on why we should reformulate the often misguided interpretations on each secondary gender.

In this essay I will debate the absence of personality often assigned to Beta's secondary gender, the inherent nature of violence that shouldn't exclusively be attributed to Alphas, and how deeply we can explore the aspects of Omega's biology in fiction, furthering its visions from the deep rotted misogyny implicated in these matters.

(remember this is a joke, you can create your ficverse and works however you'd like)

1.0 THE BETA ISSUE

The beta role in an a/b/o society is pushed towards the sense of "normality", betas normally aren't that phased by their nature. This is fitting, although the lack of complexity deposited onto its concepts led a creator to create variations of betas that aren't really necessary.

I propose that betas have pheromones that emit a scent genetically structured to be smelled by a specific type of group, regardless of their secondary gender, people who are able to scent betas pheromones have a variation in their olfactory-receptor genes and allow them to strongly perceive their scents. (this happens irl, with cilantro tasting like soap or some people being able to smell cockroaches)

It would solve the beta complex and wouldn't necessarily affect the whole structural alpha/omega naturally based relationship.

2.0 THE ALPHA MATTER

It is easy to antagonize alphas, and I do believe it is crucial for it to be antagonized, given how the discourse towards alpha aggression can create well built debates approximated to human reality. But it also can spice up some debates on a lot of more interesting matters other than hierarchy and dominance.

"Soft-alphas" was a term designed to fit in the alphas that are able to somehow "contain" their inner wolf, on contrary to "normal alphas" that are aggressive and excessively dominant.

Of course, as fun as it is to explore this concept, it's not necessary to give them this title, it thins the discussions that can be made upon this type of characteristics on alphas.

It is easy to explore the topics around an alpha considered "defective", and give them the capacity to have more and more deepness, an alpha who doesn't feel protective despite their love towards their omegas and needs to learn how to stimulate its natural instincts, an alpha who was forced to submit and therefore had their alpha contained to a point it needs healing and an exercise in dominance!! Fun aspects of an inverted container of the morality based alpha corrections often seen around the fic community.

I propose more and more diversity and complexity around alphas, seeing them fight their instincts is fun, but it would also be fun to see them fight for their need to have the same instincts that antagonizes them.

3.0 THE OMEGA DEBATE

There is a lot of discourse around omegas, especially when people simplify them as "the woman of a/b/o society".

Although understandably fitting for the time it was developed, it is still a conception most people have and has grown outdated.

It also created a movement to fight against this idea, that has empowered omegas, but the lack of consistency fails to impress. For example, in this case, it doesn't matter how much of a rebel omega the character is, they will still "fail" their morals and submit to an alpha.

I know you guys can do better!

What is better than an inner monologue on why your nature is failing your mundane conceptions? Better than that what's more revolutionary than being able to mend your instincts and ideas?

The nature of an omega is vast and instinctually more prone to aggression than most alphas! Omegas protect and go feral over their offsprings! Explore it more!

And make omegas also be proud of their nature, instead of simply making them disgusted by it without backgrounding their stories! (i mean, if they have traumas associated with their secondary genders it is obvious and expected for them to hate it).

Omegas can be hard creatures to deal with, omegas can reject their offsprings scent for example, give them hardships dudes! It will be fun!

A/B/O is fun, and I LOVE TRADITIONAL A/B/O SO MUCH! but we can do more justice at least to betas :3

(this is literally a joke in case someone hates me for it)

[atelliette]

Knitting versus crochet is only separated through quality of weave, crochet is almost always mesh-based (and containing holes) whereas knitted pieces can be— depending upon yarn size and needle point number— completely flush with the nearest knot and can form, usually, an actual fabric. Therefore knitting is more useful generically, as it can be mesh-based and mimicking as crochet can look, wherein crochet cannot mimic and can only be itself.

[princessallurasiren]

What if i told you that i think youre hot, goth, and im drawn to you like a moth?

Does this mean you're mothman now? Cryptids are fun.

[wonderkat11]

FE: Putting on Makeup Under The Sea

Okay, so the question is "Can you put makeup under the sea?" & I was like "Really? Oh, I think so!" so I decided to draw Robin from Fire Emblem & Super Smash Bros. as a Merman putting on makeup, but it was containing as only lipstick he's been putting right over there, on the clamshell room in darkness, so what do you think? Unfortunately, this might be a beautiful look-alike, but think I could look over the plot of this beauty art, but I was shocked about how beautiful this fanart looks like, but it was all Robin! He decided to put makeup when becoming to a merman at first, but it's probably okay for mermen to put on makeup, but the very masculine ones, don't even mind. Made in IbisPaintX for Digital Art maker. Rules: DO NOT STEAL MY ART! No Rude Comments please. Robin belongs to Fire Emblem & Super Smash Bros. (Nintendo). See also: Speedpaint: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cxKT5…

[maddiviner]

“They say that the trick to being a good person is to do more good things than bad things. I mostly do neutral things.”

Words of Babycakes, the greatest fictional feral philosopher of the postmodern age.

[honeybellexox]

Personal Space …?

So this literally just occurred to me but how wild is it that Arnav and Khushi are so comfortable in each other’s personal space, like from the first time they meet (A is definitely more invasive and inappropriate at times) but I’m thinking of it from a realistic pov and it’s actually so amusing! Like imagine you’re boss/employee, or even an acquaintance (that you claim you don’t like), being that up close and personal with you.

Like granted a lot of these touchy situations happen in private (coincidence..?) but how did no one feel the sexual tension?! La realised far too late imo! 🙈 I know in-universe everyone’s meant to be somewhat oblivious and the situations are ambiguous but for a moment imagine if you walked in to a room and saw two people making that much eye contact, being that touchy-feely and so into the each others personal space? wouldn’t you immediately think there’s something going on between the two?! 🙈😂 also they tend to fall on each other, and/or get in to weird situations (like dupatta getting caught/ fairy light’s scene/everything in the Diwali episode), in fairly public spaces,it’s a miracle no one’s walked in on them. Like how does no one in IPK land blink an eye at this?! 🤭

There was literally no point or purpose to this post, I just found this so funny, I had to share! 😂💗

[phobetonei]

[fivekrystalpetals]

I find it really funny that Dazai has, if my memory serves me right, has swore only two times in the whole manga (he seldom swears even at his enemies, he an annoyingly polite boy) and both times coz of Fyodor... like this man made Dazai-annoy-everyone-around-me-to-death-Osamu go WTF at his antics

I bet if Fyodor drops his mask of the perfectly-in-control mastermind and let loose, he's gonna be weirder than Dazai + Gogol combined. Sigma hasn't seen the worst of this gang yet...

[karmarox]

It's one thing that like all the postgame update media for Cult of the Lamb basically assumes that Narinder being spared and joining the cult is the canon ending but it's really really funny that Leshy is just automatically assumed to also be there and always gets prominently featured as the cult's feral babygirl that plays in the front lawn and politely does his chores too.

[darsycho]

Another correct way to beat Nuts.wad: Just make an allied monster powerful enough to level the entire map singlehandedly!

[akhileshmishra]

We met in 2014, and after spending two years together, we became professional lifelong lovers. I wish we could spend our entire lives together. 😉

Happy Valentine Day to Photoshop, Illustrator, After Affect and Premier Pro! 😀

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[princessallurasiren]

You asked for odd things in your asks.

Idk why but this reminds me of Monty Python's Flying Circus lol. I love it. Ty!

[wonderkat11]

What Red Dead of Night Roy's problem of his chest look like?

Yep, just found out that one of the snapshots showed up that contains RDON Roy's chest that got a little bigger, so I decided to draw that in mind, but topless that contains a pink bra that was underneath luckily... 🔥 🔥 Well, this is the first time drawing a Smash Ultimate Character in different cosplay, but topless & I know that this really was a fun post since I begin doing this to Roy. So if I did it for him cosplaying as Diluc from Genshin Impact, you notice his special problem, right? But that's not the case.  🔥 🔥 Oh! Reminder to Super Smash Brothers or Genshin Impact fans who were artists will think about on what they did doing this art reveal like I did, DM me if you want become an artist like me, since it will help out though...Kinda make me wanna do some Genshin-Anime fun, huh?  🔥 🔥 So for now on, I just remind you all of this unique problem, luckily it showed up, but this was really an AU for this game, so I think RDON Roy likes it when I did this but it's just a drawing...very hot indeed. (Note: Yeah, I'm sorry, but the mod made me draw this, but this was perfectly fine.) Made in IbisPaintX for Digital Art maker. Rules: DO NOT STEAL MY ART! No Rude Comments please. Roy belongs to Fire Emblem & Super Smash Bros. (Nintendo).

See also: Speedpaint: www.youtube.com/shorts/XQZARjx… Original Mod Link: gamebanana.com/mods/440704