death of our sanity and singular collective braincell; heartsteel fanfic- pt1 - i know your secrets
warnings ⚠️ contains swearing, flirting like how you flirt w your friends, it’s more of a platonic thing really. Friendly bullying, just homies being homies
You created a groupchat
You named the groupchat “🤡🤡🤡”
You: guys.
Settrigh🗿: HEY WHAT’S UP?
You: HI SETT
Settrigh🗿: HI
Settrigh🗿: SO WHAT’S WITH THE CLOWN EMOJIS?
You: that, you’ll find out soon
You: i made a gc because we’re all homies here, and we needed a gc 🥰🥰🥰
You: i also have some interesting…news to share
Settrigh🗿: uh oh you’re scaring me
You: don’t worry sett, it’ll be okay 😁😁😁
Settrigh🗿: ALRIGHT… although something is telling me i probably shouldn’t trust you
Schizophrenia🧑🎤🎸🤘😈👹👹👹: spill
Croissante🥐: Hello. I’m here. I’m concerned but slightly intrigued 👀👀👀
Schizophrenia🧑🎤🎸🤘😈👹👹👹: the FUCK did they go, they can’t just come in here, say they have to say something AND THEN LEAVE???
G R E E N 🌿: i’m kinda scared too 😳😳😳
Schizophrenia🧑🎤🎸🤘😈👹👹👹: you’re always pscared what’s new 🗿
G R E E N🌿: THATS BECAUSE YOU GUYS HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH JUMPSCARING ME, YALL SUCK ☹️
Phel🤫🧏♂️: #justiceforezreal
G R E E N🌿: SEE? APHELIOS GETS IT
Croissante🥐: Yeah…
Schizophrenia🧑🎤🎸🤘😈👹👹👹: ez. he’s the one who SETS UP THE JUMPSCARES
You: the dye must’ve leaked into his brain and killed all his braincells 💀💀💀
Schizophrenia🧑🎤🎸🤘😈👹👹👹: hes a blonde, he already had negative braincells to begin with 💀💀💀
G R E E N🌿: STOP BULLYING ME 😭
You: No.
G R E E N🌿: YES.
G R E E N🌿: DIDN’T YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL US?
Schizophrenia🧑🎤🎸🤘😈👹👹👹: if you don’t tell us, i’ll throw a shoe
Phel🤫🧏♂️: i’ll throw his other shoe 🫥
Settrigh🗿: that would leave a mark
You: OKOK CHILL
Settrigh: We need to know please 😔😔😔
You: okay so.
You: yall know how i was at the dorm yesterday
You: i’m surprised it didn’t smell like straight cheese and sweat
G R E E N🌿: ARE YOU IMPLYING IT SMELT LIKE GAY CHEESE AND SWEAT
You: WHAT? NO. IM SAYING IT SMELT SURPRISINGLY CLEAN FOR A PLACE 6 SWEATY ADULT MEN LIVE IN
You: when they know basic hygienic 😍😍😍
Schizophrenia🧑🎤🎸🤘😈👹👹👹: QUIT YAPPING JUST TELL US WHAT YOU WANTED TO TELL US
Schizophrenia🧑🎤🎸🤘😈👹👹👹: YAPOLOGIST FR
Settrigh🗿:
You: CHILL IM MULTITASKING
You: anyways, I was on my way to sett and phel’s room to play some animal crossing bc they’re animal crossing addicts
Settrigh🗿: I’m an animal crossing addict and im not afraid to admit it XD
You: so on the way there, i had to pass ezreal’s room. and i shit you not, i hear him talking to himself
G R E E N🌿: oh lord. not this.
You: oh yes.
You: wanna tell us what you said EZREAL?
G R E E N🌿: nope i think i’ll pass 😃
You: that’s fine, i’ll just say it myself
You: when i walk past ez’s room, i hear him full on simping for lux, begging them gods to let her notice him
Settrigh🗿: WHAT THE HELL XD
Schizophrenia🧑🎤🎸🤘😈👹👹👹: jesus christ. i knew ez’s crush on lux was bad, but i didn’t know it was this bad.
G R E E N🌿: STOP NO ITS NOT TRUE
You: YES IT IS.
Settrigh🗿: oh it’s true, why would reader ever lie to us? xd
G R E E N🌿: ITS NOT I SWEAR 😭
Phel🤫🧏♂️: we’re never letting you hear the end of this 😭
G R E E N🌿: I HATE YALL 😭😭😭
Settrigh: Aw we love you too <3
Croissante: Lol. Ez gotta be more careful next time
Schizophrenia🧑🎤🎸😈🤘👹👹👹: bro’s rizz is in the negatives
Settrigh🗿: bro is in the trenches
Phel🤫🧏♂️: bro is tremendously down bad
Schizophrenia🧑🎤🎸😈🤘👹👹👹: we’re never letting him live this down are we?
Phel🤫🧏♂️: no we are NOT
You: and that’s not even all
You: y’all are so strange istg, the shit i hear whenever i’m over is just insane
Settrigh🗿: THERES MORE???
You: after passing ez’s room and busting nerves from trying not to laugh, i pass k’sante’s room, and the door is WIDE open
Settrigh🗿: uh oh
Croissante🥐: Yeah… uh oh is an understatement
Schizophrenia🧑🎤🎸🤘😈👹👹👹: bro is cooked 💀
You: i saw him scrolling on grindr 💀💀💀💀💀
Schizophrenia🧑🎤🎸🤘😈👹👹👹: 💀💀💀
Croissante🥐: YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS 💀
You: DONT ACT INNOCENT
You: I SAW YOU K’SANTE
You: I SAW YOU.
You: YOU EVEN SAID
You: “DAT ASS THO”
Croissante: I DIDN’T THINK ID BE EXPOSED. I DIDNT THINK ANYONE SAW
You: I DID.
Settrigh🗿: Oh god… what else? XD
G R E E N🌿: we’re all curious, don’t leave us hanging 🤷♂️
Phel🤫🧏♂️: i second this 👀
You: when i FINALLY reach sett and phel’s room…
Phel🤫🧏♂️: you’re making it sound like one of those stories old people tell you about how they got to school 😭
G R E E N🌿: “i climbed 2 mountains and walked through the snow” lookin ahh
Schizophrenia🧑🎤🎸🤘😈👹👹👹: 💀💀💀
Schizophrenia🧑🎤🎸🤘😈👹👹👹: real
You: STFU
You: anyways, what do i hear???
Settrigh🗿: oh god. please no
You: KISSING. NOISES.
You: YALL FR THOUGHT I WOULDN’T HEAR
Phel🤫🧏♂️: 😟😟😟
You: y’all have anything to say about that?
Settrigh🗿: READER.
You: yes sett? 🥰
Settrigh🗿: how could you…😔
You: because y’all didn’t invite me to join 😔
Settrigh🗿: you didn’t even ask you bastard
Settrigh🗿: ya snooze ya loose yk
G R E E N🌿: one time i heard them kissing in the laundry machine
Schizophrenia🧑🎤🎸🤘😈👹👹👹: same, they were like so loud 💀💀💀
Schizophrenia🧑🎤🎸🤘😈👹👹👹: at least sett was, bro sounded like a subaru
G R E E N🌿: LMFAOOO
Croissante🥐: Lol
Mother 🤤🤤🤤: What on Earth did I just come back to?
Mother🤤🤤🤤: I spend a few hours experimenting with samples and check my phone for the time, only to see a hundred notifications. Shouldn’t you guys be cleaning?
Schizophrenia🧑🎤🎸🤘😈👹👹👹: RUN. ITS MOTHER. RUN FOR THE HILLS
Hello so here a list of prompt for Thomas. You have three lists (one for situations/actions ; one for kink/fetish/toy, one with sentences). You can request just one element or combine elements of different lists.
If you have a more precise idea/scenario let me know. If you want something with dom/sub just let me know who should be the dom and who should be the sub or if they are switches. And please tell me how kinky you want it to be. I hope you will like the list
Warning : I don't write : anything related to SA, abusive relationship, anything with underage partner, non-consensual sex, age regression.
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death of our sanity and singular collective braincell; heartsteel fanfic- pt2 - the cursed olive garden breadsticks
warnings ⚠️ contains swearing, flirting like how you flirt w your friends, it’s more of a platonic thing really. Friendly bullying, just homies being homies
read pt 1 here
🤡🤡🤡 - 7 members
you: im so eepy rn
you: i ate too much bread and pasta from olive garden and my stummy feels weird
you: i look 3 months pregnant...oh my god who's the father 😍😍😍
Settrigh🗿: DONT WORRY IM SURE YOU LOOK JUST FINE READER
you: idk my stummy still feels weird, and the portion sizes have NO business being this large...
Settrigh🗿: WELL YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY A FLAT STOMACH IS OVERRATED
you: i feel like i'm really pregnant right now jesus christ, im about to go into LABOR
Settrigh🗿: YEAH ITS THE BREAD AND PASTA IT HAS THAT EFFECT
Settrigh🗿: I PROMISE YOU DON'T LOOK PREGNANT
you: i also hate how weird restaurant food makes you feel after digesting it like what the hell dude i feel like im about to frow up
you: do they secretly put barf juice into their food or something
Settrigh🗿: YEAH I DEFINITELY GET THAT
Phel🤫🧏♂️: the most relatable thing I've heard all day 😭
you: real
Settrigh🗿: IM TELLING YOU OLIVE GARDEN BREADSTICKS ARE DEADLY
you: IM NEVER GOING TO OLIVE GARDEN EVER AGAIN :(
Settrigh🗿: YOU SAY THAT NOW BUT YOULL BE BACK
you: IM ONLY EATING HOME COOKED FOOD FROM NOW ON 🙅🙅🙅❌❌❌
Settrigh🗿: I GIVE YOU A WEEK AT MOST LOOLL
G R E E N🌿: LMAOOOO
you: I DONT EVEN HAVE A CAR, I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO GO 💀
Settrigh🗿: IM SERIOUS
Settrigh🗿: YOU WON'T LAST
Phel🤫🧏♂️: 😭😭😭
Settrigh🗿: NO ONE CAN STAY AWAY FROM OLIVE GARDEN FOREVER
you: me
Settrigh🗿: READER IF YOU MANAGE TO NEVER GO AGAIN, I WILL BE VERY SURPRISED
you: this was the first time i went to olive garden in 8 years 💀💀💀
Settrigh🗿: oh god. youve been keeping yourself. from unlimited breadsticks. for EIGHT YEARS??????
you: I DONT WANT ANYMORE BREADSTICKS
Settrigh🗿: I DONT BELIEVE YOU
Settrigh🗿: NO ONE DENIES BREADSTICKS
G R E E N🌿: I don't think even jesus could deny breadsticks
Settrigh🗿: EXACTLY
Settrigh🗿: BREADSTICKS ARE TOO POWERFUL
Settrigh🗿: THEY'RE THE BEST PART OF THE DAMN MEAL
Schizophrenia🧑🎤🎸🤘😈👹👹👹: breadsticks just hit different ngl
you: STOP TALKING ABOUT BREADSTICKS OR IM GONNA THROW UP
Settrigh🗿: NEVER
Settrigh🗿: BREADSTICKS ARE LOVE BREADSTICKS ARE LIFE
G R E E N🌿: live laugh love breadsticks
you: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
you: im leaving this chat till y'all STOP talking abt breadsticks.
Settrigh🗿: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HAD IT FOR DINNER
Settrigh🗿: its you're fault weve been talking about it
Settrigh🗿: SO BREADSTICKS
Schizophrenia🧑🎤🎸🤘😈👹👹👹: mmmm breadsticks
Settrigh🗿: EXACTLY
Settrigh🗿: breadsticks are LIFE
Schizophrenia🧑🎤🎸🤘😈👹👹👹: breadsticks = happiness
Schizophrenia🧑🎤🎸🤘😈👹👹👹: even rhaast is a breadstick enjoyer
you: im gonna jump of a BRIDGE 🕳️🚶
you: hope yall are happy... heh... i guess i deserve it :)
Schizophrenia🧑🎤🎸🤘😈👹👹👹: STOP BEING DRAMATIC LMFAOOO
you: IM SO FULL I DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT FOOD RN PLEASE YALL
you: OR IM CALLING YONE 👹👹👹
Settrigh🗿: then you havent eaten so many breadsticks
you: I ATE 4 BREADSTICKS
you: EVEN A SMALL CHILD CAN EAT 4 BREADSTICKS
Settrigh🗿: i can eat like 10 and still ask for more, i keep the breadsticks coming w the alfredo sauce 😋
you: thats because you're 6'5 and over 200 pounds please 😭😭😭
you: ur a literal wall of meat
you: i am not
Settrigh🗿: you call me a wall of meat like its a bad thing
you: ITS NOT BAD I PROMISE
Schizophrenia🧑🎤🎸🤘😈👹👹👹: bro is a chad 🗿
you: HELP LMFAOOO
Settrigh🗿: DAMN RIGHT IM A CHAD
you: gigachat sett
you: mewing streak skibidi rizz king
G R E E N🌿: erm what the sigma ;-;
Schizophrenia🧑🎤🎸🤘😈👹👹👹: you just made it unfunny now
G R E E N🌿: OH COME ON
Phel🤫🧏♂️: #justiceforezreal
Schizophrenia🧑🎤🎸🤘😈👹👹👹: #no
notes: nobody asked for this but idc, its funny, i finished an awful semester of college and felt silly and wrote this. this is an actual conversation i had w some friends, im projecting heavy on reader LMFAO
Rules: spell your url with song titles and tag as many people as the letters
i was tagged by, like, everyone 😂 thanks @ishotforthestars @the-amber-fox and @acdiazterbi
i am choosing these right from my lastFM list of most-played tracks, so you are about to be subjected to a lot of '90s/2000s grunge/post-grunge/emo/punk/pop-rock... 😅 dunno what that says about me, but here you go.
G - "get it faster" by jimmy eat world
I - "i hate everything about you" by three days grace
R - "road rage" by catatonia
L - "livin' on a prayer" by bon jovi
S - "she hates me" by puddle of mudd
A - "american idiot" by green day
R - "rayando el sol" by mana
E - "even flow" by pearl jam
W - "when i'm gone" by 3 doors down
E - "everything" by alanis morissette
I - "i write sins not tragedies" by panic! at the disco
R - "rehab" by amy winehouse
D - "drive" by incubus
minor miracle that there are no band repeats! huh. also, i can't believe there's no our lady peace on this list. wtf. i need a better URL, clearly.
i don't do the tagging thing. do it if you want to. it's fun! 😉🤘
In this lookbook series I’ll share looks I have created for the characters of Something about us. If you have ideas for future lookbooks, let me know!
Another Lookbook Challenge prompt! @aniraklova sent me 🤘 so I created a punk look for River. I guess she has courted a punk girl at some point and had to dress accordingly :D
If anyone else wants to send me a prompt, please do! You can send only an emoji too if you don’t want to pick a character :)
BOOMERANG SEQUEL YES 😜🤘BUT IF U BRING SEOLA BACK AND 2flop7 I WILL SOB I REMEMBER BEATING UO SEOLA GOOD OLD DAYS 'kicks feet' 'cackles' VERY EXCITED THO 😍😍
N e ways bestie homie g how r u 😇😇 I went shopping today yas but I have school in like 3 days and i think i might shit my self 😆😆 ttyl yun be the main slayer 🤘🤘😛😛
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YESSS BOOMERANG SEQUEL! and imagine if i bring back seola for the lolzies,, i mean she KINDA had her redemption arc.. kind of… but idk if i were y/n i would not forgive her so fast! and PLSS I REMEMBER EVERYONE GETTING 247’S ASS IN MY ASKS… fun times that was😍😍
and IVE BEEN DOING GOOD!! and omg shopping sounds cool ,, and PLEEK not school😕😕 school is so Stink omg… hope school goes well for u tho bff !! n keep slaying 💌 anon 😍😍