Speaking of barrel bod boys, have you seen Ganon's new look? Because while we do like to spoil Peach by putting her in nice outfits I think if Peach and Plum saw Grey in that outfit they wouldn't be able to keep their hands off him.
cant stop thinking about that tiktok that casts brennan lee mulligan as barry bluejeans and rhys darby as davenport..... never has there been a more pointed and personal attack on me. incredible. literally the only correct choice.
listened to Ethel Cain bc of ur posts abt her music and American Teenager is so,,, "say what you mean and say it like you mean it, with your fists for once, a long cold war with your kids at the front" excuse me???? who gave her the right to be so good at lyrics????????? also perhaps taob zukocore? or perhaps nate of kroi
oh the tbosification of ethel cain has long since been established thanks to SOMEONE'S incessant and horrifics asks (@witch-of-aiaia) but holy shit taob zukocore? a long cold war with your kids at the front? also 'the neighbour's brother came home in a box but he wanted to go so maybe it was his fault, another red heart taken by the american dream' is kind of giving lu ten, and the song's entire narrative of dying/fighting for a corrupt regime? fire nation antics
you know i think it would be absolutely hilarious if after some time Percy would get so fed up by Mr. D never calling him by his actual name so Percy would just decide to do the exact same thing to him and start calling him anything but Mr. D/Dionysus
like mr. D would be like "Hey Peter Johnson" and Percy would turn around and with a straight face be like " yes, Dave?" and everyone else is just watching horrified like wtf Percy? do you want to be turned into a cockroach????
or Percy would be talking with someone and be like " Derek told me-"
" who..?"
"you know our camp director? god of wine and all that?"
"......you mean mr. D./Dionysus "
"yeah Dylan...so anyways he told me-"
and then it would become this thing between Percy and Mr. D where they would always try to come up with the most stupid and outrageous wrong names to annoy each other as much as they possibly can
everyone is horrified at Percy and just waiting for Dionysus to smite him but Percy and Mr. D are secretely having a fucking blast
What if Peach got topped by Peach? Older, calmer, more settled Peach knocks her arrogant, unruly younger self down a few pegs, rocks her world and her worldview because I can't imagine younger!Peach even daring to hope she'd ever get to a place where she could be like older!Peach or have the life she has.
This never occured to me for a hot second and oh my god???
A 22 year old peach whos tough and scrappy but not big, not nearly strong enough, ready to start on anyone, will TOTALLY throw hands given the chance, and a 32 year old peach who's an actual tank, very settled and even tempered, still flares up but way less common. patient, practiced, and hella patronising to such a jumped up youngster.
The plus side is she'd know all the kinks young peach wouldnt have investigated yet. she would know all the cheap shots young peach would take, and stop them before the thought even enters her mind. there'd be no wiggle room at all unless older peach allows it. She knows EXACTLY where the limits are, and knows how far she can push her younger self.
Kind of into it... Theres something there!
God imagine getting to look at your older self, wonder why those teeth so sharp? Where'd those scars come from? How'd you get so jacked? What even is going on with that white streak? Are you that stressed? You aint acting stressed... young peach would have so many questions.
Also, since it frequently gets commented on in other posts: the choice of bgm is because Jingle Bell Rock doesn't necessarily have the same cultural significance in China (or at least not to OP) so it's not particularly recognized as a holiday/winter song
i'm having thoughts about amatonormativity and why it sucks and they're long-winded and hard to properly express bc it's late at night but i wanted to share them so i summarized them with a meme
this realization brought to you by the realization that a lot of people who say acephobic shit without actively denying asexuality exists just mentally swapped "virgin" for "asexual" and carried on with their lives. this best evidenced by people being "accepting" of asexual women but ignoring/erasing asexual men.