#gale pls

[messiahzzz]

[ohwolfling]

I have the sincere vaginal hubris of knowing that I would ride Gale Dekarios so hard it would rewire his brain on a level no deity-focused, celestial, metaphysical orgy of the self ever could. You can absolutely conjure four of yourself to fingerbang me, beautiful, but what I'm doing is ancient earth magic. This pussy unknowable. This pussy arcane. Your ex is a goddess? I would rob her of the Weave with a single twerk. Grip is godless, timeless, aligned only with our natural instinct to get freak nasty. If the heavens sought to control they shouldn't have given me an ass this fat and a gender this fluid. I'm driving til I find a way to get you pregnant, taking that wizard staff waterdeep til they rename Cowgirl to Seahorse.

[serenaoffaerun]

I've been playing around with shaders, and I'm really liking Dilla's Baldurs Gate 3 - AMD CAS and Color Reshade V1. Enjoy the enriched colors from this GORGEOUS scene!

[rinriya]

It was supposed to be a sweet, cute, wholesome moment! So Gale what's with that face? I can hardly breathe for laughing

[pixelpaladin24]

i will fucking fold if Gale will continue to look at my Durge like that guys

[rogueclass]

lmao, Tian's face says it all.

[serenaoffaerun]

For the love of...

LISTEN. MY LADY BONER CAN ONLY GET SO HARD.

Gale of Waterdeep by Tasca Skelton

[ohwolfling]

I can't. I have to suck dick at the wizard tower.

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Yeah, all day. I'm on nights now, too.

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Extracting an orb.

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What?

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Yes, obviously that's the best way to do that. If you don't get it, I don't know what to tell you.

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Anyway, I'll let you go. It's not gonna gag on itself.

[lazylittledragon]

merry chrysler!! i almost forgot this was happening until like a week ago

[serenaoffaerun]

Not me...reading this and being speechless...then reading it to my husband...and both of us CRYING IN THE CAR??? CAN WE NOT???

One of my favorite things in a good romance is when scenes are repeated to show character growth/used to bookend the arc of the romance (Mr. Darcy sharing his feelings with Lizzy, anyone?) and today I’m thinking about the two scenes of Gale getting on his knees and taking Tav’s hand.

How it starts: Gale hesitantly letting Tav into his heart, letting Tav be the first person he’s shared the truth with, the first person whose touch he’s felt in over a year. The way that he clings desperately to their hand, needing their help but unsure if they will give it. The way that his expression is pleading but hopeless, his eyes dry as he awaits Tav’s judgement—because he knows that no matter what their answer is, the orb is growing more unstable, and this is probably the beginning of the end of his life.

How it ends: Gale, having not only let Tav into his heart, but given it to them fully. The way that he no longer needs to cling to their hand, but instead takes it gently, worshipfully, knowing this is the hand that saved his life. The way that there’s no trace of uncertainty in his expression, just fully bared emotion and adoration—because the orb is no longer a threat, Tav has said yes to his marriage proposal, and this is not just the beginning of the rest of his life, but the beginning of the rest of their life, together.

[brokkolili]

he finds his way into my party every. single. time.

[agoldengalaxy]

baldurs gate 3 companion headcanons:

- gale talks in his sleep

- astarion once made karlach laugh so hard that she sprayed fire out of her nose

- shadowheart can and will hurt anyone on purpose, but if she accidentally hits someone/steps on their foot she secretly feels REALLY bad about it

- when karlach told gale she hadn’t read a book since primary school he nearly passed out

- wyll is an emotional drunk. he has cried about the stars being beautiful and about how proud he is of his companions

- lae’zel learned her favorite trick from some of the tiefling children: sticking her tongue out at people she hates

- when she thinks everyone is asleep, jaheira sings old lullabies. minsc and wyll are the only ones who have heard, but they don’t say anything because they don’t want her to stop

- the children love to put flowers in halsin’s hair. he loves it too, and will return the favor if they ask. he once did it to an unenthusiastic astarion, who ended up secretly liking it

- minsc takes the BEST care of his nails. boo’s too, obviously. he has let yenna paint them once or twice

- everyone has a lowkey crush on wyll

- when no one is looking, astarion likes to feed and pet scratch and the owlbear, making comments about how they’re the cutest ones there (besides him) and no one gets him like they do

- karlach asked wyll for dance lessons. she never quite gets the hang of it, but she has fun, and wyll is proud of her

- astarion and shadowheart pretend to hate each other, but gossip about everyone else when they’re not looking

- everyone actually really enjoys gale’s cooking but they’d rather die than admit that

- girls night: shadowheart and lae’zel are at each other’s throats with daggers. karlach is passed out on the floor. jaheira is drinking all the ale she can find. everything’s on fire. the next day they look back on this fondly

- boys night: halsin and gale are laying on the ground to look at the stars, stoned out of their minds. wyll and astarion are pouring their hearts out to each other. minsc and boo are making dirt castles. the next day they pretend none of it happened

[rogueclass]

[sky-ham]

was supposed to wait until I finished the game to start drawing but then shenanigans happened

Baldur's Gate 3 Cast play D&D #1 | High Rollers Presents: Shadows of Athkatla

[ohwolfling]

hugging Gale Dekarios from behind and feeling the tummy and tracing the happy trail and lovingly squeezing the orbs and biting his shoulders

[unparalleledtomes]

unsexy gale dekarios headcanons part 1

without further ado and with no introductions, here are my personal headcanons about the biggest dork in faerun (edit: who i am also in love with): (i also had a little help from the biggest hater of all time @lenavis -- i bolded hers so you know her cruelty)

loses at least 2 hp getting out of bed in the morning

he listened to one episode of a true crime podcast, had nightmares, and hasn't listened since

he's got a shower cap

there's no way he doesn't have a rubber duck

he's a board game shark, especially anything with strategy or words. boggle? "oh please, i'm merely a simple man who enjoys a good-natured night of fun" and then he'll be the only dick who finds words like pernicious or mellifluous. monopoly? "come now, i haven't played in years," he says with a grin as someone declares bankruptcy through literal tears

his feet are always freezing in bed

he watches reality tv but quickly changes the channel if he hears you coming

he has like eight aprons

has absolutely left this note on a student's homework before: ?????

he has fancy china no one can use

won't jaywalk

he keeps his stamp collection under his bed

some halloween decorations scare him

he enjoys crochet animals

he's part of a bridge club but it's all old women

is lactose intolerant

he tucks his shirt into his swim trunks

he has a money belt

needs special sunblock

uses "scrumptious" as an unironic descriptor

you kill the spiders