#gargle my ballsack

[freechaostyrant]

Misha when he's discussing tea-making etiquette:

[alliswyattonthewesternfront]

i should probably shave my head again and get a blackout skull tattoo, to make my baldspot less obvious in photos. but it's so much effort, ugh

[sosaysdean]

another trending soldier boy audio on tiktok good lord what is happening

[typinggently]

(Girls) Bitches, uh!! Bitches, uh, uh-huh!!!

Season three once more tackles the question if two men could be boy besties.

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Bonus 1:

🎶 We about to throw them bows 🎶 Let's fuck it up 🎶

Bonus 2:

when your third wheel starts exhibiting the behaviour that got him abandoned by his old team (but you unfortunately need him for the season finale)

[killbaned]

Wow... you really understood my point of view and made a valuable and intelligent point 🙄

ohhhh i'm so sowwy :( are the westling bwogs not taking yuor opinion sewiouswy when you go into people's askboxes and just be fucking rude as shit to them for no reason?

is the baby worked right now? 🥺 does the baby need a time out?

[schn-tgai-scripted]

I am not from 'the states,' but I grew up with an absence of gun laws and a healthy familiarity with guns in my earlier years. I still own my hunting rifles. And you know what? I'm so sick and tired of this fetishistic gun rights bullshit that at this point I would vote for Joe and Kamala to personally kick down the door of every gun owner in america and take that shit away by absolute authoritarian force. If it meant we as a nation could finally go ten days without dead schoolchildren I say Worth It. Take em. Republicans will never stop and the NRA is an affront to the sanctity of human life.

[cuntwrap--supreme]

If my coworker talks to me like I've never set foot in a kitchen again, so help me god I'm walking off that truck and never returning.

[wayward-dreamer]

I think the Gen V dialogue definitely beat “gargle my ballsack” in terms of outrageous things Jensen has had to say in this universe 😂

[bensbennies]

Great idea on the part of the writers to pair The Boys Universe’s Most Toxic Man [literally] [figuratively] and The Empathetic One™️ for maximum comedy. “Gargle my ballsack you’re hysterical” vs “that nun isn’t going to kill you you just have PTSD and smoked 12 pounds of weed”.

[to-trek-or-not-to-trek]

TOS Characters as Strange Insults I've Used

Kirk, to McCoy specifically: you're not an asshole, you're just from the South!!

McCoy, to Kirk specifically: Shut the hell up, you're from Iowa.

Spock: I have no intention of listening to the advice of someone who would not even warrant a footnote in my autobiography.

Scotty: Oh, go gargle a prickly ballsack

Chekov: Gross, say goodbye to your kneecaps.

Sulu: Ah, I see that wisdom chases you at every turn, yet you have always been faster.

Uhura: Please, be careful! If you jumped from your ego to your wit you could seriously hurt yourself.

[mlmxreader]

I'm not doing your fucking stupid bullshit, tumblr, gargle my ballsack

[fellshish]

I just thought of something grosser than gargle my ballsack. Gargle my period blood.

I feel like i accidentally got someone else’s anon

[whatareyousearchingfordean]

“And you might want to gargle my ballsack”

-Soldier Boy

[sunglassesmish]

just listened to jensen say ‘you might wanna gargle my ballsack’ as soldier boy and it’s just so fucking funny

[timeisacephalopod]

So I started The Suicide Squad last night (the James Gunn one, not the first one I think gets ripped on too much not because it's a great movie people rip on for no reason it's a BAD movie, but if people are willing to defend Superman dir. Zack Snyder, Batman V Superman, and Justice League then they can't bitch about Suicide Squad. Like I'm sorry if you're willing to defend any DCU movie Snyder has directed you can't seriously think you have a right to complain about Suicide Squad), and the new one is a VAST improvement over the first.

First of all James Gunn would never lead me wrong lol, but also even if I haven't finished it yet the plot is solid, the movie feels like it was made purposefully for adults rather than some in between family friendly and adult shit superhero movies like to pull and Peacekeeper (played by John Cena) is my fav character from it (aside from Harley Quinn. Obviously I'm not a savage) if for no other reason than his one line being something like "I love peace I don't care how many men, women, and children I have to kill to get it" and I was like ohh America has entered the chat 😂😂 (Canada too don't think I'm letting my country off when Harper ruined our rep over seas as a peace keeping country gargling American Ballsack and now all we're known for is being Americas lackies in their imperialism 😒😒)

[remnxnts]

If you ever have a problem with how I write and portray any of my muses

feel free to DM me about it. Or say it here. Either way, I'll screenshot it, me and my friends will laugh and talk shit about you then you will be promptly told to gargle my ballsack.