#genuine faygo

[gaminegay]

OH my god sth monumental;

I got to try candy corn

🤍💛🧡It SUCKS🧡💛🤍

[mothtowers]

gamzee from homestuck in a cs:go lobby pretending to be someone pretending to be gamzee: hEy MoThErFuCkEr! ItS mE! gAmZeE! h-

18 year old irony-poisoned transmasc who thinks he's dirk strider: holy shit guys its the real gamzee

gamzee: iLl HaVe ThE sLiMe PiE aNd FaYgO! :o)

30 year old burlesque dancer who used to post aranea nudestuck hiding genuine rage: now now, my little dearies. Please listen to your fandom elder when I tell you that is NOT the real gamzee.

[thewertsearch]

The most important character in Homestuck fondly regards the miracle of a new beginning.

The most what? Important what?

Curveball after curveball. So far, Gamzee has done nothing noteworthy. He's a silly stoner who likes to drink Faygo and hang out in the background of the comic. The only thing I can think of that might make him important is - and I can't believe I'm saying this - he's one of the most meta-aware characters in the comic.

Is this something more than a joke, after all? Has Gamzee's sopor abuse actually granted him a more profound awareness of reality?

...oh my god. I just realized something genuinely bone-chilling.

He's looking directly at Homestuck's Fourth Wall.

Let's move on. I need time to digest the fucking implications of this.

Oh, shit!

Up until now, Becsprite could be counted on to project Jade from perils such as this - but Becsprite's no longer in the building.

Doc Scratch? Here?

This is exactly what we don’t need right now.

"The kingdom of heaven is within you."

What a strange and specific choice for Hussie to make, when deciding what should be visible through Homestuck's Fourth Wall.

[girls-to-men]

what r your genuine thoughts on STUPID LOSER FAGGOTS. im not kidding ever since i started t like 3 yrs ago i went from a dainty lil girl to what people would fear. i'm like 5'9, skinny, and my hair is kinda long and bleached. i jerk off to nothing but pathetic and filthy gay porn nd daydream abt it til i'm mindless. i also get flustered way too easily nd omfg. byebye drinks a gallon of faygo moonmist blue

my thoughts are they need to shotgun weed into my mouth and let me huff their pits. i love you stupid greasy loser boys with ratty hair and pants that are way too big for you. lets go shoplift together from the 7/11 and then i'll eat you out from the back how does that sound

[tf2heritageposts]

MERCS AS BEVERAGES:

Scout: Red bull. Self explanitory.

Soldier: Firework Faygo. Hes Minnesotan.

Pyro: Pibb xtra. Spicy cherry just suits em

Demoman: Irn bru. Or a whiskey coke.

Heavy: Kvass. Tastes like fizzy bread.

Engineer: Sweet tea and lemonade. Yeah.

Medic: Classic Fanta. Or more likely blood.

Sniper: Carbonated piss. Jk hes light beer.

Spy: Wine poured in an ashtray.

okay i really hope you didn’t put medic as fanta for the stereotypical joke reasons because i genuinely love fanta but i fucking hate how people have to bring up nazis every time i drink it

edit: anon clarified it was just because they thought fanta was fitting which is fair enough. to give more context on why i was kind of on guard, fanta was originally developed to be sold to nazi germany

[sodapop-hospice]

So fun fact about the council: I have about half the special editions. Or have had half (I sold one and my graduation one was used in trade). And you’d think that’d mean I liked them, or at least was trying to collect them.

And you would be incorrect.

Just about all of them were either gifted to me or were acquired by chance. I don’t actually like most of them all that much. So today I’ll be showing you guys the fucked up little guys that are my actual favorites.

Starting off strong we have Coriander (he/him). Cori’s fur texture is fucking awful. And you’ll notice he doesn’t even have a name necklace rn. If you look closely, you’ll also notice that his faceplate doesn’t sit right. Half of it juts out, causing one of his eyes to look bigger. At the moment he’s my favorite and is sitting next to me as I’m typing this.

Next we have Faygo (she/they)! I received her as a Christmas gift two years ago and actually hated ladybugs at the time. She very rapidly grew on me and has stayed in my top three since I got them. Fay’s battery compartment door is warped, which means I can’t get her to work unless I hold a very specific part of it shut at a very specific angle. So basically she works in theory but not in practice.

Last but certainly not least we have giraffe furbies in general. Lotion, Fortune, Pantene, Ginger, Bottle, and Basket are all giraffe furbies that have been in my possession. Pantene is not depicted here and belongs to my friend Jasper. Ginger or “Gin” is no longer with me and will shortly belong to my friend Sean.

Lotion, Fortune, Bottle, and Basket are all still with me. They all use he/him pronouns and are my absolute pride and joy. Idk if it’s just because Lotion was my first council member, but giraffe furbies are my favorite ever and I genuinely love them more than all my dreamies. I don’t know why. But I would sooner part with my racer Furby than a bunch of crusty giraffes that don’t work.

So yeah, I very randomly become way too attached to super fucked up or commonly found furbies. Don’t know why since I literally own most of my dreamies. Like I have a flamingo and kiwi, but no, the giraffes are my favs. What the fuck is wrong with me.

[onelastfic]

Pick 3 (or more) of your OCs. What was the most cringe thing each of them did during their preteen/puberty years? 😬📚

You want cringe… I'll give you cringe! But be warned, you asked for this…

Jun: Jun thought he was hot shit when he stumbled upon Insane Clown Posse music back when he lived in New York. What followed was a full-blown Juggalo era — face paint, chain wallets, oversized pants, and way too much Faygo. He genuinely thought it was a deep cultural movement (and okay, part of him still does). He even tried to write his own lyrics, which he’d dramatically whisper-scream in the mirror like some kind of suburban menace. He’ll claim he was just a kid exploring his identity. His parents remember it as the time he tried to rhyme “Hatchet life” with “snacktime.” He blushes about it now, but hey—it was the style of the time. The most cringe part? He introduced Basteta to it.

Basteta: So there was this brief… era where Basteta got real deep into Jun’s juggalo phase too. Never one to half-ass a vibe, immediately dove in headfirst after Jun’s enthusiastic pitch. Face paint, chains, striped arm warmers, the works. For a few glorious, chaotic weeks, she declared herself “Queen of the Alley Cats” and insisted on being addressed as such. She swore up and down it was about the ‘rebellion of the soul’ or whatever she read in one of Jun’s edgy zines. She still claims she ‘looked cool as hell,’ but every time someone brings it up, she changes the subject and pretends she’s never heard of Insane Clown Posse in her life. She’ll threaten violence if anyone brings up the time she tried to make "mewgalos" (cat-themed Juggalos) happen.

Remus: Remus went through a ‘lone wolf with flowing mane’ phase in middle school, inspired by some manga and 90s glam band photos. He grew his hair out long, brushed it nightly, and even tried to style it with cedar-scented mousse. Problem was… he kept getting mistaken for a girl. A lot. Like, at least once a day. He didn’t mind at first, until even teachers kept calling him “young lady,” and a substitute gym teacher once asked “young lady” to stop loitering in the boys’ locker room. The worst part wasn’t the constant misgendering — it was when his crush at the time loudly told everyone she had “a girl crush on the hot werewolf girl,” and he had to break it to her that he was not, in fact, her sapphic awakening. He chopped it all off in a rage and swore never to grow it long again. He’s still weirdly defensive about his hair styling.

Dolly: Dolly’s worst fashion disaster came from trying to get “creative” with her hot rollers and hairspray. At the ripe age of ten, she attempted a triple-stacked beehive with cascading curls and glitter clips spelling out “YEEHAW.” The humidity turned it into a collapsing cotton candy mess before lunch. To make things worse, her dress was made from quilted tablecloth fabric she “borrowed” from her grandma's sewing box. She looked like the ghost of a Fourth of July picnic. She owned it though, walking into school like she invented southern haute couture.

[datadegroove]

why does faygo soda say "genuine faygo" is there some sort of illicit version of faygo out there

[veggiefritterz]

why exactly do you like those 8 drinks?

pepsi max is. amazing. the store has been out of stock for 2 weeks though. i like how it is caffiney without sugarrrr

solo is great for when i eat something DISGUSTING like FROOT LOOPS which i tried today and they gave me a headache.

pineapple faygo is my favourite faygo. it is tropical and almost entirely sugar and a Homestuck reference

water is essential for my body or whatever but i don't drink it nearly as much as i should.

sunrises are a combination of pulp free oj and strawberry topping poured to look like a sunrise, with ice, a strawberry and a cocktail umbrella. i had one at a pub in Mildura and then had them at my 7th and 8th birthdays and i have had them now and then since

pulp free oj is supremely refreshing and i like how it sounds to pour. i fucking hate pulp and pith though

strawberry Nesquik (or as my family calls it, pink milk. my cousin was genuinely shocked to learn thats not what everyone says. i think we got it from charlie and lola) anyways it's only good cold. add just enough hot water to dissolve the powder and then pour lite milk for the rest. amazing. makes me think of Charlie and Lola

mango loco monster was my drink today and it was. so good. could definitely taste the sugar but it got me through a maths test so i'm happy

[f0xx0rzz]

i love when i am introduced to a foodthing via fandom and i end up genuinely loving it but its not super easy to come by so im always yearning for it. shout out to jammie dodgers and faygo specifically

[allthewayout]

On  the impromptu “desk” (it’s more of a table)

[1/17/2025]

television remote

black macbook air

impulsively bought kindle

new phone in a new phone case with a polaroid of Shea

nintendo switch controllers unmoved since last year

tylenol from a first-aid kit

mtn dew baja blast Dew with a Blast of Natural and Artificial Tropical Lime Flavor half drank

Genuine Faygo Delicious FIREWORK NATURALLY & ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED empty but for backwash

plastic packaging remains of my newly purchased pens

two newly purchased pens

the reflection of My Neighbor Totoro from the TV a film I feel a deeply personal attachment to for it paralleling experiences with my Dad

the two feet of Shea one sock-smothered the other bare with hard sole pressed against the cold wood as she plays a pear-like rat or laughs over Drew Phillips vibrating or giggles as she reads this list-in-progress from over my shoulder not through mockery but through love

2nd television remote

[cherryluvrx3]

meat lovers amirite??

Dave Strider x Reader x Karkat Vantas

Chapter 2

[masterlist]

It’s been two days since I ordered that pizza and it’s been two days having that smug brat with the nametag “Dave” stuck in my brain.

Honestly I don’t know why I keep thinking about him.

Maybe because it’s been a while since a guy who wasn’t Gamzee has been nice to me or played along with my jokes? Or that he actually seems like a cool guy? Oh geez he is genuinely cool and he knows it. That’s probably why he seems so full of himself- but it’s like you can’t get mad because he has good REASON to be full of himself. I haven’t talked to anyone new my age since I was like a sophomore. The friends I have now are cool of course but I need to start making new bonds! New memories! I’m a senior! I should be talking to more people- well they preferably should be ones from my school but guys who work at Pizza Hut could also work!

Well anyways, as I was saying before, Mr. Dave who works at Pizza Hut has been on the brain and unfortunately for me, my friends also see him as a golden opportunity for me to open up the romance section of my life. So, he, a guy who doesn’t know us, and a guy who we don’t even know has become a recurring topic that my friends can’t just leave alone. Well I guess they’re just trying to help me get a boyfriend.. but still!

——— two days ago..

After I closed the door, I was already prepared to listen to the four dickbags I call friends tease and mock me till the sun goes down, well actually, three guys because Terezi’s sole focus was tearing up the pizza she just snatched from my hands.

“OoooH! Would you look at that? I think someone actually has a little crush?” Roxy giggled as she pulled out cups. “Oh my- shut up Rox. I literally just met the guy, saying I have a ‘crush’ is total delusion.” I grumbled snatching a cup from her.

“Really? Then what was with how you were acting hmm?” She wiggled her eyebrows. “You were totally trying to impress him by ‘acting’ cool and don’t lie! You tried to drag out the conversation just to talk to him more!” Roxy smiled slyly and bumped me with her hip. I tried to hide the embarrassment on my face by digging my head in the fridge, pretending to look for something.

“Mhm! If you ask me -” “No one’s asking-” “I THINK! That adorable, nervous way you were acting was totally a purrfect example of having a crush!” “I'M JUST NATURALLY SHY!” I shout to Nepeta as I see her already adding Dave and editing her mental shipping chart. “Says the guy who’s currently blowing a motherfucker’s ear off..” Gamzee groaned as he was right next to me when I yelled. “Ah sorry..”

“Yeah right they have a crush on that guy! He’s ugly just like I thought!” Terezi laughed while still chewing all the food stuffed in her mouth.

“...”

“...”

“...”

“Uh…Rezi?.. You’re blind ‘member..? Roxy awkwardly laughed.

“Okay and!? I can just tell! He has like- ugly energy y'know? I can smell it on him!” she said defensively, again, with food in her mouth.

“If you can smell anything on him it’s probably fuckin’ pizza grease.” I grumbled.

“I thought he was purrty cute right?” Nepeta asked Gamzee who was chugging a bottle of faygo that he pulled out of nowhere. “Hmm… he wasn’t too bad… the shades make him look a little douche-y though..” He murmured, now more focused on getting some sausage slices before Terezi ate them all.

“So?” Roxy slid next to me with a sly smile.

“So...?”

“Well are ya gonna try to get to know him or not?” She asked in a somewhat exasperated tone. I sighed before speaking, “Ok, lets say, hypothetically, I have somewhat of an interest in getting to know him- as a friend, literally how would I do that?” I asked before taking a bite of a slice that looked… extra burnt?

“I think they fucked up on the peperoni..” Gamzee pointed out how it was much more.. toasty. “Shit, I’ll eat it!” Terezi said, snatching up the most burnt piece and biting into it like nothing.

“..anyways!” Roxy said, bringing me back into the convo. “You can uh..hm..call? Right now? and complain about the burnt pizza so he can come give us a replacement?”

“Girl that’s not flirty, that's just asking for a new pizza.” I deadpanned. “Besides, it's not all burnt and it doesn't seem like Terezi minds eating it- god her jaw just unhinges like a snake..”

“Well you can call tomorrow for pizza to eat?” Nepeta offered. “Fuck I look like? A ninja turtle? I’m not eating pizza for two days in a row.” “Okay! How about like two days from now?” She pouted before shoving a cinnabon in her mouth.

“Hmm..”

“It’s the best ‘natural’ option ya got. A motherfucker gots to take chances if they wanna sniff the sweet aroma of the thorn covered flower we call love.” Gamzee patted my shoulder. “Ugh don’t let him start preaching again!” Terezi groaned, face planted on the table, clearly sick from overeating.

“I guess that’s what I’ll try..” I sighed.

———- present…

Okay.. it’s two days from now and I should call. But what do I say? Order a pizza duh! I mean when he actually gets here what do I say? I gotta stand out compared to all the other guys around town he delivers to know? But I also can’t make it super obvious I wanna get to know him because that’s… like.. creepy…

ding!

Roxy <3

-You call yet?

Tezi >:]

-if you’re gonna do it, don't pussy out!

Ugh! If I keep worrying about the details I'll never get anywhere. I’ll call now. Right now.

————

Dave sighed and blew off the imaginary dust from the counter for the third time. John keeps this place really clean.. he wished he didn’t though… no, not really. It’s more like he wanted something to do. Today was a really slow day. Only thing he could do was count the seconds or annoy Karkat but he already over did it today, the guy seemed like he was on his last thread for real. Best if he didn’t go in the back for a bit and just let Karkat make his pizzas. It was sort of therapeutic for him? In a weird way?

Whatever.

He just wanted something to do.

Normally he could just talk to Aradia who was covering John’s shift but she was out on delivery right now. Even though she was always a bit weird to talk to, that's how desperate he was for something to do.

He sighed again.

.

..

…

….

Ring ring-

He never picked up a phone so fast.

“This is Pizza Hut, what can I do for you?”

“Yeah uh.. Can I get a delivery of a small pepperoni pizza?”

“Alright.. Anything else?”

“Uhm yeah can you...”

“Uh uh?”

“Can you..ugh.. make sure to send your cutest delivery boy again? Ok thanks bye!”

and the call ended.

Oh.

Must be that one guy from before. Last time Dave went he saw their friends peeking around the corner so he could figure out that the poor guy’s friends just set them up. Does that mean they’re doing it again? Already feels a bit like an old joke to play so soon but whatever, at least he had something to do.

A few minutes later Aradia came in looking as.. Aradia like as ever.

“Hey Aradia?”

“Yes, Dave?”

“We got another order for delivery but uh.. can I take it and you’ll man the cashier?”

“Hm.. alright.” Aradia said and just tossed the keys to him which he of course caught perfectly in a cool kid manor and he was out the door.

[lonestatus]

i love you damien my interviewer i love you oli my cashier i love you little kid buying 2 bottles pf faygo i love you family i held the door open for i love you kid genuinely selling lemonade on the sidewalk

[12thperigeeball]

So I don't intend for this to come off as accusatory of any individuals in any fashion, I genuinely believe this is just oversight on people's parts. Having a "religious takeover" theme where the host is kidnapped and held hostage while current global events are as they are in Palestine feels like something that would be in incredibly bad taste.

Hey Anon, I'm extremely grateful that the community is hypervigilant about Palestinan issues, as the genocide and wanton murder of innocent women and children in a bloodthirsty quest to forcibly colonize their native lands is a horrific display from a heartless sociopathic government who see their lives - and their own people that they kill and label as 'hamas victims' - as trivial. Ignoring or downplaying the death and suffering happening as we speak is something that no one should do.

However, I'm going to be straight up, I don't think children being blown to pieces in front of their family is comparable to a silly little scenario whipped up in like 10 minutes to explain why a character would throw a clown themed ball when he is not a clown or even supportive of clowns for a homestuck event on tumblr.

The theme isn't meant to be religious by itself as there isn't going to be like, idk, faygo baptisms or sacrifices to the mirthful messiahs, it's meant to combine Carnevale themes of italian debauched pre-lent parties and bog standard carnivals with balloon popping booths and ferris wheels. Not to mention, the hostage situation as it is is meant to be silly and light hearted, as the full scenario that I'm envisioning is an elaborate game of telephone that amounts to his matesprit's fuck-old retired fuschia clown war general Step-Ancestor sticking his foot into the door and wanting to get to know his step-descendant's matesprit by taking over the ball. This is one part funsies references to my (Ball Owner Cal's) gigantofuck web of RP shitnanigans i've developed with my wife who is also a veteran of the community, and one part meant to give people an opportunity to have non-clown related opportunities to participate in the ball. I understand that the Sogno Dell'Arlecchino prompt is controversial this year due to the fact that it involves clowns, but this is a multi-user provided prompt (we had two people who suggested carnevale/carnivals and linked clowncore pinterest boards) and the voting for the prompts are still underway. It isn't set it stone at this time. In this regard, I would like to ask the community: What would you like to do with regards to the prompt this year? Should we scrap the user submitted prompts and simply have the mods pick one we feel is appropriate? Or should we return to the winter theme the ball has had for the past 9 years before we began implementing themes? I genuinely would love to hear the community's opinion about this, as this year was meant to follow up on feedback from last year requesting user submitted prompts.

[craftsman-and-mover]

RaNdOmLy WaLkS iNtO sNoWpOiNt TeMpLe

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ImMeDiAtElY bEgInS dRiNkInG oNe AnD pUtS tHe ReSt InTo SoMe KiNd Of ExTrAdImEnSiOnAl PoCkEt

ReFuSeS tO eLaBoRaTe FuRtHeR

lEaVeS

( @still-capricious )

Rogue: reading this gave me a headache.

[dogboyboyshorts]

My Faygo Review: The Christening

(@dubioushonour and @sudrien, who appeared to be interested in my review)

so. after like three days of it sitting in my fridge i finally trolled up and drunk the damn beverage. we don’t keep ice around the house, so unfortunately i didnt have any available, but i did pour it into a wineglass for decorum’s sake.

Here is the review, coming from my highly defined palette: unfortunately, i really liked it. part of that might just be that artificial grape is my favorite of the modern fruit flavors and i havent had candy like that in a while, but i do think the way the syrup and the fizz of the drink come together make for a really nice beverage. like, its very sweet, and obviously you can taste how unhealthy it is, but it also feels rich and full enough to be genuinely refreshing, in addition to fulfilling my sweet tooth. i can definitely see how trolls get drunk off this stuff.

so, obviously, this is a bit of a problem, because it probably means im going to search out more faygo in the future as a beverage of choice. this is not something you’re supposed to do with a gimmicky meme soda like faygo. if anyone questions me on it, my best bet is probably to pretend ive never heard of insane clown posse, much less a “webcomic” named something like “Homestuck.” if i admitted i ended up finding a soda i really like through a web phenomena as infamous as homestuck, i will be setting myself up for the dunking of a lifetime. enjoying something sincerely is bad enough, enjoying something bad sincerely is even worse. but even after thinking and saying all this, i believe it is still my mission to live as truthfully as possible, as both a homestuck enjoyer and a faygo drinker. we will never know heaven if we are to live in shadow our whole lives, and so, to brave the wilds of mockery is the only choice ahead of us. Anyway, the soda was pretty good, i liked it