#genuinely died

[sparklingchim]

i think i just fell in love w a boy here in barcelona 🫢

[nerdtboytheodore]

god i shouldn't be left alone with people's personal opinions which they have every right to and I will not hate on

[nereb-and-dungalef]

Mongolian history class, 2022, start of the semester. We're having a discussion on animal slaughter, featuring the one Mongolian student in our school.

The student explains that he's slaughtered animals himself, and there are two ways of doing it that avoid the spilling of blood. For a small animal like a chicken, you reach up into the chest of the animal and sever the arteries. For a larger animal like a camel, there's a spot on the forehead that, when hit hard enough, causes the animal to die instantly.

While this discussion is going on, a couple of the students are sharing something back and forth on their phone

The professor calls this out, asking if what they're sharing is more interesting than Mongolian animal slaughter

The room is dead silent for a few seconds. The two students look at each other awkwardly.

Eventually, one of the students pipes up:

"Well, the queen of England just died."

And without missing a beat, another student:

"Did they hit her on the head like a camel?"

[anticidic]

Bones robbed us of Dazai literally laughing out loud at Chuuya's rich girl act.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The dog days are over.

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[3dfeels]

guess what i read

[dosangeles]

i created a diagram of what i believe to be the most compelling relationships between the kids of the big three. please discuss

[fingolfinwiththesteelchair]

It is a beautiful day, and you are a horrible research transport vessel. Things are progressing as normal (i.e. it's boring) when a SecUnit pings you, lies right to your metaphorical face, and then tries to bribe you with human media to give it a ride. This is as unexpected as it is unprecedented, and the sheer nerve of it is really to be admired. There's no protocol to this, so what should you do?

Now, this is against a bunch of rules, and could be dangerous if you weren't so impressive and incredible, and you're technically an employee (and can probably rewrite the Univeristy charter at will (until someone notices and puts it back)) so those rules are for other entities.

So, what you should do is allow the rogue SecUnit with a broken governor module and a sketchy story aboard. If you check the files it dumps and find zero (0) malware (which is confusing), and it doesn't even try to trash the place or lay in wait to ambush a crew member, then you've got a good candidate!

Next, what you're going to want to do is absolutely nothing. Just watch it patrol your halls until it's time to leave. Continue staring at it while you're undergoing embarkment procedures. Maybe analyze it a little (you've got plenty of processing power to spare) when it finally sits down and starts watching media. Allow it to settle in and get comfortable while you stare at it and get further and further from port.

Now that you two are alone (intimacy is key!) and you've determined that watching media is all the SecUnit is going to do, it's time to make contact! Make sure to open by telling it it's only survived due to dumb luck, and letting it know you could melt its brain into putty. This starter will work to develop conversation naturally and smoothly, just like you've seen the humans do, and it will be smooth sailing from there!

This has been Perihelion's guide to making friends/finding life partners/fuck off Holism I had to work hard for this find your own

[littlecrittereli]

That moment when your non-affectionate brother is suddenly affectionate

[agabus]

isobel: hi i'm isobel. how are you

isobel's girlfriend: 𝕲𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘, 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖆𝖑! 𝕯𝖆𝖒𝖊 𝕬𝖞𝖑𝖎𝖓, 𝕾𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝕺𝖋 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕸𝖔𝖔𝖓𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖊𝖓 𝕾𝖊𝖑𝖚̂𝖓𝖊, 𝕭𝖎𝖉𝖘 𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖂𝖊𝖑𝖑.

tav: isobel tell her to stop talking like that

isobel: talking like what. shes normal

[tubbytarchia]

I don't know what this is all I know is that LimL Joel makes me really emotional

[bree-paints]

My copium where they all survive and they are an iconic one eyed trio

Also some random sketches because 266-267 have been killing me emotionally thank you

[yourangle-yuordevil]

Give a prize to this angel for resisting endless temptations every day.

[kimdokjas]

@animangacreators challenge ⟡ spring 2024

↳ WIND BREAKER

You haven't given up on others yet. And you don't need to give up. At the least I'm looking your way, Sakura. So why don't you look this way as well? If you do, I'm sure… you'll become what you want to be.

[somewhereincairparavel]

Gentle reminder that every time Jason Grace gave his offering to Jupiter, he prayed for his dad to help Nico. Just saying.

[haunted-xander]

That's a roundabout way of asking "is it okay to be trans" Xion