#get a load a this guy

[canneddolts]

this guy

[swkbiggestdefender]

Guilty >:)

[greedphobia]

jagerman is so funny to me. what a guy

[columboscreens]

[theoldkyokodied]

You know which scene I am basing this on. Also (kisses all the fanfic writers on the mouth) thank you for your service

Bonus:

Edit: DISCLAIMER: Before you decide to watch Re-Animator, make sure to check for content warnings, there is a scene that a lot of people choose to skip!

[number1surgesurfer]

round and sturdy little guy...

[radicalsaturdays]

this was originally gonna be a rough animation but i got lazy and impatient,, ive just been really wanting to draw his dialogue. i also have a lot of feelings about spamton being kris’s weird uncle 

[clove-pinks]

Paul Gavarni, L'Artiste: Far-Niente ("the artist doing nothing"), 1835.

[demadogs]

FINN WOLFHARD as MIKE WHEELER

⤷ STRANGER THINGS ✧ 4.08

[stevenose]

thinking about baron literally switching up on you during sex 🫶🏻 reader with a vagina, no pronouns used for reader!

to be honest, the accent is a little grating. he’s saying things that make no sense, creating euphemisms that confuse you and take you out of the moment. you almost shove your fingers in his mouth to shut him up, but his sweet moans are too good to muffle.

baron. weird name. lamram is even weirder. in fact, ‘lamram’ sounds fake, some kind of made up name only a bimbo like baron would think of. but you have no reason not to believe him. he’s incredibly unassuming. sweetest thing alive, you think.

but you’re really starting to doubt the truth of his confession that he’s a virgin.

and it’s not really because he’s a good kisser. and he is, very much so. so humble and modest and yet he kisses you with such fervor that it’s staggering. claims your whole mouth with his, those big hands coming to cup your cheeks and keep you pressed against him like you might leave. you wouldn’t dream of leaving. certainly not after feeling his bulge, resting pretty on his lap, your tv blaring something useless behind you.

and it isn’t because he’s huge. jesus, is he huge. and your reaction, a wide eyed, open mouthed stare, makes him smirk. you didn’t think a sweetheart like him knew how to smirk. but he frowns when he catches you looking, furrowing his dark brows. “is - is it all right?”

“yeah,” you tell him quickly. “you’re just really big, baron.”

he shrugs a shoulder and smiles, bashful. “didn’ really know that.”

your hand wraps around his shaft, so hard and soft and hot. veiny. long. it nearly looks like it’s on the wrong body, but that isn’t very true, either. it fits his body, certainly - those big hands, strong biceps, hairy chest. it just doesn’t really fit his personality.

“no one’s ever told you before, huh? how big you are?”

baron shakes his head, that wide eyed wonder forcing his brows upwards again. “‘s it too big? can - can y’take it?”

and, no, it’s not that his fingers curl up and find your sweet spot immediately when you guide him to stretch you open. or that he knows where your clit is. you can chalk it up to beginner’s luck, or maybe he’s watched a lot of vintage porn. his expression shifts again while you mewl on his lap - smile widening, like he knows something you don’t.

“am i bein’ good for ya?”

you nod, grinding down onto his lean fingers. “mhm, yeah, baron, feel so good - add another, baby, please?”

“baby,” he says, sort of laughing, all giddy. “could get used t’that.”

what really makes you think he’s not a virgin is the way his hips rut up into you when you finally get him inside.

you have the lead at first. moving your hips up and down nice and slow. letting him savor it for his first time. playing with his long hair and trying to ignore his forced out little sayings. you’re moving so slow, and you swear baron’s clenching his jaw, his eyes turning hooded instead of wide, and then he suddenly plants his feet and starts fucking up into you.

you gasp, caught entirely off guard, and baron seems surprised himself. “that right?” he drawls. “‘s it ‘kay?”

you nod, and he continues, his hands - once hold you in a soft, feather light grip - suddenly tighten. squeezing the fat of your hips roughly. not enough to bruise but enough to make you realize he’s much more confident than he comes across.

and then - the nail in the coffin - he stops speaking with that terrible accent.

you think maybe it’s just getting warbled with his pleasure until he sounds - well. sounds like any other guy you know. voice deep and soft and sweet and yet so entirely sexy while he drills you with that long cock, hitting you deep, angling his hips to keep his tip rubbing against your sweet spot.

“feel so good,” he groans, no accent detected. “ah, fuck -“

“didn’t think you swore,” you pant, brows furrowed in pleasure and a lot of skepticism.

“i - uh.” and the accent’s back. “y’just feel better’n an ice cream cone on a -“

“quit it,” you moan, bouncing down on his cock. “you’re not a virgin, are you?”

he stares for what feels like eternity. and then he shapeshifts - relaxes, his face turning soft but eyes staying dark, gaze fixed instead of dazed. and he fucks you harder, lets his hands wander, lets his fingers tangle in your hair before pulling you in for another kiss. your stomach flips and you don’t feel scared, just shocked. confused. very horny.

“i’m not supposed to do this,” he says against your lips, smooth like butter, grunting from exertion. his free hand skirts down along your side before settling at your clit, rubbing circles into it. his dark eyes bore into yours and make your skin set alight. “but - but i- i’ll be honest, sweetheart, i needed this.”

“i - i guess that -“ you gasp, tilting your forehead to rest against his. “you- you’re not a virgin, then?”

the man scoffs. “do i fuck like one?”

[whenthelightisrunninglow]

HE DOES HIS WEIRD STANCE ‼️🔥💯

[asfodeltide]

[julijbee]

i was down until he started sending people on the street to ask me why id left him on read.

[thelastdayalive]

ILKKA VILLI as Kim in Kullannuput (2021) S01E02

[jstor]

Happy National Black Cat Day! 🐈‍⬛

This occasion brings together cat lovers from all over to express their love and admiration for these enigmatic feline friends. 🖤 These beautiful black cats have long been the subject of myths and superstitions, but today we aim to debunk those misconceptions and celebrate them for the unique and lovable companions they are.

Throughout history, black cats have been associated with various cultural beliefs. In ancient Egypt, they were revered and seen as symbols of good luck, often associated with the goddess Bastet, who represented home, fertility, and childbirth. However, in medieval Europe, black cats were linked to superstitions and often feared, with many believing they were witches' familiars. These superstitions led to the persecution and even mass killings of black cats during the witch hunt era. Fortunately, society has come a long way, and black cats are now cherished as pets in many households.

National Black Cat Day serves as a reminder that these animals, like any other, deserve love, care, and respect. It's an opportunity for cat enthusiasts to show their affection for these elegant and mysterious felines and to dispel any lingering prejudices against them. Whether you already have a black cat as a beloved companion or are considering adopting one, today is the day to celebrate and share the love.

For more black cat content, take a look at JSTOR Daily's "Nine Black Cat Stickers."

📷 : Clarice Green. Toy Kitten. Circa 2000. Overall: 30mm (width), 40mm (height), 30mm (depth). Museum of New Zealand - Te Papa Tongarewa.

[ambagel]

Rabbit Gear Ortho has made me really really want a scene where Ortho rabbit-kicks someone. Like.. I can see it so clearly 🤧🥀 Alas, I have never been artistic, so this is the best I can do for visualization

See the vision?? Like he should absolutely do that, he would enjoy it immensely