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savage-rhi · 10 months ago
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bl00dalchemist · 21 days ago
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Obito survives but he's trying to act normal (he's not, actually)
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slankyyy-vs-the-world · 17 days ago
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i think these two could be interesting
#working up the courage to post Cringe™️[REDACTED]#by posting cringe (crackships)#roleplay shenanigans has me wanting to experiment with this relationship more (both in the platonic+romantic sense)#i do think merciemiks dynamic could be very compelling in either context#tbh: i lowkey kind of hated the ship of it at first because the stuff i saw on twt#was generic 'uwu poor aboosed softboi mikkie whos so twaumatized'#so the pairing was just. booktok sylmercie on steroids which is fucking ass lmfao#and tbh with that bastardization of his character - any mik character dynamics are going to be automatic slop lmfao#mik's victim complex + learnt helplessness & fixation on crests is one of the most interesting parts about him#mercies case is super interesting since although she was noble born - she spent a large portion of her life as a commoner#her starting class *is* commoner unlike annies class which is noble despite being a knights daughter (gil isnt a baron)#having a crest didnt stop mercie or her mother from being homeless refugees who had no food and who froze in the winter#mik: crest bearers have everything. they get anything they want for having one!!!!#mercie: i was a homeless refugee with no food :)))#<- also. mercie's saviour complex being pushed to its limit. she wants to be a good person to others#having her morals and willingness to help others *genuinely* at risk of being compromised#because of how horrible mik's behaviour is and how much of an insufferable whiny fraud he acts - very compelling#i think mercie should genuinely be mean to him! she should tell that nepobaby fraud to fuck off for acting like hes a victim#also consider this:#mattys first love was an imperial woman#miks first love is an imperial woman#<- peak dramatic irony how can you not dig the irony of mik hating his noble house#and then proceeding to repeat the margraves history#tldr: people should make their blorbos into insufferable cunts more often. it makes any relationships they have more compelling
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blepsalot · 2 months ago
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Do hp fans even read the words in front of them I fear they learned not to in order to get through those shitty books in the first place and are now applying it to everything 😩
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thelonestrider · 1 month ago
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Story time kids. Get some popcorn.
Since it's finally being talked about; lemme share my story about AllieKat and Cubfan. On March 13th of this year I was booted from Allie's server "The Outpost" with zero warnings and zero messages telling me why. I never broke a single rule she had set up in there, even brought in friends to help her little slice of bullshit grow. Took time out of my day to even help teach her how to create props (literally GAVE her my personal how-to from Breezy), which I was never properly thanked for, nor was given credit in helping Allie create that arch prop used in her photos. So ofc, I message both her and Cub in a panic thinking Allie's server was nuked, because I did nothing wrong, so why would I be kicked? Shortly after, I noticed they both ghosted from Cryptids without triggering my bots in there. They got pissy over us talking about someone uploading an npv on Nexus. The NPV was from someone they knew, and as curious and frustrated people are, folks started name dropping in the chat. Even I will admit I name dropped a member of S7 that's known for trouble, Y'all know who i'm speaking of, and later apologized for accusing said person when it wasn't them. Because i'm a damn adult and admit to mistakes. In the DMs I was given bullshit excuses by both Allie and Cub, and they even tried whining and complaining about me "stealing" mods from Cub that was bought from CGTrader.com If you're curious, to them once a mod is made by them, they automatically own the fucking item. How dare anyone else do their own spin on something they spent actual money on. How dare. Below is the screenshots of the dms, the apparent "stolen items" and where to buy them, and my fed up ass. The boots I made versus the boots Cub made that I apparently "stole" from her. I did do the skull boots (I bought the fuckers, ofc i'm making them) in my Spring outfit, her and LeBronze's are found here
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ballsmaxxing · 2 months ago
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Why do I have a feeling this might has something to do with that anon hater that came back after month...
It was that or it was my VPN, I think.
…fucking whatever. It’s probably the former, and I am disappointed but not surprised. This is what happens when piece of shit insecure losers online who in their heart of hearts (assuming the hearts even exist) truly believe that they are Joel Miller’s controversially younger girlfriend and they cannot separate fiction from reality. They have deluded themselves so fucking severely in that way. It’s fucking pathetic.
And can I blame them, when their entire lives begin and end in the palms of their hands? Nope. They’re people with no relationships, no responsibilities, no empathy, no capacity to fucking think, nothing beyond this. Nothing beyond what shows up on their little screens. Sorry. It’s the fucking truth. They have hollow, rotten fucking wormy brains and no capacity for thinking beyond a foot in front of their stupid fucking faces. Too goddamn stupid and ignorant to recognize the world is bigger than they are and things that other people do that they don’t like have fuck all to do with them, and they are more than welcome to block and continue living life. But…that’d make too much sense, right? That, and - this is their life lmao. This is the extent of what they have going for them.
They are that fucking broken inside. Their sense of self revolves around a fucking stranger online. There is absolutely nothing to them beyond that.
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hannibal-is-my-comfort-show · 3 months ago
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Headcannon that Damien had the most indescribable, hot pot of accents
Like this kid was raised to speak a dozen languages from birth. THEN he gets an older brother who speaks half a dozen OTHER languages with a fucking New Jersey accent which only gets thicker and more crime-alley cursing incomprehensible the madder he gets. THEN he finally gets shipped off to the Gotham manor of miseries to his siblings who all have their own backstories of accent influences, an aggressively British butler and a dad who half the time sounds like the world's most bimbo bachelor and the other half communicates entirely in grunts. Like what.
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crescenthistory · 6 months ago
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sorry but what are you even doing on tumblr if you're married??? this site is for depressed teenagers and emo people in their 20s and 30s who never stopped being depressed teenagers. get your happiness OFF of my dash omg we don't want the soft found family mushyness we want angst and creators we can actually relate to
LMAOOOOOOOO this is by far the dumbest, most brain-dead fucking take i have ever seen in my life. kindly fuck off!
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salt-n-salt · 10 months ago
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I am jumping on the farmer train - ahoy, homewrecker be upon ye : this just in, local whimsical artist steals traumatized war veteran. ( Kent snatched her soul and she just dealt with it. ) She experiences large amounts of whimsy, perhaps even jubilation. She's a silly happy little thing who has no fucking clue how to use a shovel or an axe but does her BEST.
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FINALLY !!! A KENT KISSER !!!!!! EVERYONE STAND FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF HOMEWRECKERS!!!!!!!! 🦅🦅🦅🦅
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