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Already seeing people on tiktok saying “I still hate trump but he ate with this one” like … babes … you just got propagandized … that’s literally exactly what he created this situation in the hopes you would say …
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#I think about this post every day#txt#fyi i posted this because the original post is unrebloggable and I did not think that it would get this many notes
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If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.
#Me Fein#There is a terrifying worldwide shortage of people who know how to identify bramble/blackberry species.#We haven't sorted out dandelions yet#Or nettles#Getting to know your neighbours changes your life#You're no longer alone! Rubis fruitcosus is there.#Plus if you're under 40 you will suddenly be admired and lauded by old ppl who share your hobby and thought no one gave a shit anymore#Botany#Plants#When u write things about botany you can be assured they will be read by weirdos for centuries to come#Or if the text is lost itd loss will be mourned by weirdos for decades to come
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hey... don't cry.... tesla recall for most cybertrucks, okay? >46,000 vehicles affected <3
#i watch the stock price like a dog watching a squirrel#my jaws ache with the sheer and unholy desire to devour#<3 it's sitting around 235 last i checked <3 it was over 400 in december#<3 peace and love on planet earth#we should really all start a community bet on when we can get that number <140.#i think april 23.#<3 with ur help all things are possible :)
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evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!
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hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock
#I gotta get to the important questions first#I wouldn’t DARE ask this on reddit#no but actually I know SO little about Star Trek and I didn’t know that until I started watching#I’m intrigued I really am#star trek#star trek the original series#star trek tos#captain kirk#mr. spock#do I have to tag their full names idk#I’m only on season 1 still but I’m making headway#ack#text post#THEIR SHIP NAME IS SPIRK BAHAHAHA#THATS SO GOOD#spirk#BABAHAHAHHSHDURHDUUHEHUHEUHEUEHUE
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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush
#only for like general annoyances of course not like#This Person Is Legitimately Bad#do i have to couch all my posts still you guys get it right
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i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!
#for the love of christ. everyone pointing out the i is lowercase#get ready: i’m hunting you for sport
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a sluge 😔
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Just wanted to share some shockingly good news in these difficult times. The full article is really worth reading. [Find it here]
#good shit#saw this and had to drag it over to tumblr#because how often do we get to see news this surprising and positive?#positive news#lgbtq#lgbtq positivity
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can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again
#also yes im aware of the shit CEO and his shit practices f*ck that guy lol#that’s why i wrote the word ‘FAILING’#wow how tf did this get almost 100k notes… social media is flopping so hard#remember fuck the technocracy 🫶
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first they made it mandatory to log in everywhere. create an account to download your free template Log in to access resource give us your email nowwwww. Now the humble password is being killed too. open your magic email link! type your 6 digit code that we texted you because we required your email and your phone number! we’re gonna call you and whisper a code sweetly in your ear so you can log in to your account. yes it has a password but you cant use that anymore. okay? poob is gonna call you. now poob is just gonna call you.
#it seems ill advised to get rid of individual passwords like#i like 2fa but making it mandatory is exclusionary and annoyingggggg more than anything#kora.txt
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this what im going thru rn. if anyone gaf
#im just going to communicate using hieroglyphics now#words are not enough for the fucking brain rot I can’t talk thru it anymore#my brain is just a vessel for mold#im piloted by mold#im molded by mold#my useless stupid princess babygirl…………………….#this is getting out of hand and I haven’t even seen the romance yet fuck!! what will happen to me !!#fuck!!
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worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard
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i feel strongly about this
#every time i turn on the captions on a big famous youtubers vid and it just uses autogenerated im like grrrrr#but every time i turn on captions on a one person project 4 hr video essay and theyre manually written an angel gets its wings#im not deaf or HoH either. i just fucking lvoe captions#text#1k#2k#uh oh people rightfully so said it was ironic i didnt put alt text on this. there is alt text now!#5k#10k#20k#30k#40k#50k
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