#get tanked

[twinktotank]

Yeah bro get big

[spicyraeman]

Karlach doing hot girl shit

[stickyvoidpaper]

Lazarus water, Joker toxin, whatever the fuck Bruce did, Gotham water, random bullshit he's been dunked in, magic(????).

Jason is just slowly becoming a toxic, radioactive soup of a person. Geiger counters go off near him.

[itsdefinitely]

hello i'm sick right now but we stay silly

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 177

Now Dan is no coward. He’s not. 

But this stupid child body does have an effect on his reactions to things and honestly it’s a horrible thing that’s too small and too weak for him to use all his abilities. He could barely manage a fireball if he concentrated, yet everything caught fire with a mere outburst! His control was utterly gone, and a tantrum resulted in having to wear a stupid child leash backpack. 

It wasn’t like he was really a child, and it wasn’t like he’d get lost or some stupid shit that Danny would insist. Ugh, this isn’t even fair, technically he was older than him yet was stuck in a smaller body that he kept tripping over! 

Urgh, he’s even insisting on rewarding ‘good behavior’ and shit- must have talked to Jazz or something- because… Oh. No he wants the constellation bear, give! His star bear now, no takes back and, urgh, stupid baby body! 

Well, on the other hand, it’s utterly hilarious how much Danny sputters whenever he calls him Mom, not to mention strangers’ utter befuddlement. He ignores how Danny seems to be trying his best to live up ro the title. 

But! As he was saying, he’s no coward! He’s also not an idiot though, and having no control over his powers isn’t exactly a good thing. It’s really not a good thing when there’s a murderous-looking hero that he thinks he might have maimed in the future- which they apparently remember- staring down at him. So, he has to call in the big guns to fix this. 

“Mom, there’s a creepy fruitloop staring at me!” “There’s WHAT?!” Hah. Take that hero he doesn’t remember the name of.

(Behold the Grumpiest of Babies)

[lilislegacy]

does… does annabeth have other shirts?

cause no matter where she is, even if she’s away from camp or with her family or traveling, she’s almost always wearing a camp shirt

someone buy this girl a kohls gift card or something PLEASE

there are better colors than orange, bestie. so much better. there’s a whole other world out there. i recommend blue for you. that’s a good place to start i think 💙💙

[dilfslayer1080p]

Shoving pipes up Benreys ass again sorry

[reunitedinterlude]

phlonde era

[galacticxangel]

@theshitpostcalligrapher I promise to do a proper Etsy review when the occupants GET to their tank but I must show you how audacious the frame I got for you art is (my wife agreed to let us put it above the shrimp tank in the bedroom, which makes me indescribably happy)

[i-am-a-fan]

Ah yes, go ask Tang for help. Tang, the reincarnation of the Golden Cicada, who totally had a normal childhood ™.

Requested by @mythicalmagical-monkeyman (i just made it separate since it basically turned into a comic)

Typed out script under the cut:

Panel one:

Pigsy: There’s a lot more to Pig demons than people think…we’re like onions.

Mk: Woah…

Panel two:

Mk: Grow!

Pigsy (whispering): Kids can do that?

Panel three:

sfx: Ring Ring- Chck

Pigsy: Tang?

Tang (over the phone): Oh! Hey, Pigsy, how’s the-

P: Hey, uh, do human kids have “powers”?

T: Uhhh…. maybe?

P: … can you check?

T: What… okay.

P: …Thank you.

T: You can thank me with food <3

[karlydraws]

How many wedding photos of them am I planning to draw....

[Stampede] [post Trimax]

[twinktotank]

BOOM.

Bro: just fucking explode.

[kittanthalos]

#softies

[melimelotus]

entertaining the idea of eeveelutions as survivors of their own type. evolving when struck by lightning or caught in a fire/explosion as a way to survive

[sleepykas]

This is not the original text from this scene in my fic but a friend suggested it so I had to

[devildaisies]

nasty man. love him