#geting drunk

[queernarcissus]

beef & joe but they fucked abt it when they both went to pax(?) yknow where they did the panel together

[greattideflow]

happy fucking birthday to me... i fucking hate toadt

[k-atsukibakugou]

Happy two year anniversary!!

I’d like to order three Jager Bombs. One for me and Mr. Plague daddy Overhaul over there. The other is for the girl of the hour of course 😉

(Psst- not sure if it’s my app but the links to your rules isn’t working ;-; I’d overhaul is a no go for you pls feel free to replace for Bakugo/Shinso. Whichever you’re more inspired to write 💚. Happy two years!!)

thank u bby! i appreciate the bomb for me too teehee i wrote this for shinso bc i don't write for overhaul but i think tumblrs been having issues with the links but thank u for sending one in either way! i hope u enjoy <3 birthday bash intro + rules + menu | event masterlist

“can i get a jagerbomb? pl-pease?” your bright smile falters for just a moment when you try to keep your tone as even as possible at the spike of stimulation between your thighs, the slowly-dying battery kicking into life every few moments before settling to a low buzz again. shinso eyed you lazily, purple eyes looking you up and down, specifically drawn to the way your thighs squeezed together the moment you pulled yourself onto the barstool, before finally settling at your eyes.

“that’s everything?” oh, his voice is so deep, and you’re already so sensitive, the shiver running down your spine, your thighs nearly trembling at the low timbre.

if he was anyone else in this bar — drunk patron, high server — he wouldn’t have noticed the way you reacted to the sound of his voice, the miniscule changes in your demenour with every syllable that passed his lips, every letter senting a jolt straight to your aching clit. unfortunately for you, he’s awfully perceptive, noting every shiver, every jump, every squirm when he gets you your drink, and your second, and by the third he’s sure you’ve got a cute little vibrator tucked in the front of your panties; only half charged he’d guess by the way you kept wiggling, raising your hips into it as much as you could without drawing attention to yourself, despite how desperate you were to ride the poor toy until it either gave out or you did.

studying you from the far end of the bar, shinso watches you nearly choke on the drink when another strong burst of life from the toy, the surge getting you closer than the others had, your desperation to cum starting to show. glancing around the other customers, confirming all of them drunkenly dancing and cheering, you adjust in your seat, squeezing your thighs closer together, your eyelashes fluttering when you grinded firmly down onto the toy.

you’re so fucking desperate, nearly humping the chair the moment you think no ones watching you. hoisting himself off the edge of the bar, he stalks back towards the dimly lit corner you stayed in, a satisfied expression gracing his features when you froze in your spot, “you want another drink?”

his tone is bored when he gestures to the empty glass in front of you, but his eyes are anything but, lit ablaze by your nervousness, his violet iris growing darker when you stared up at him with wide, shocked eyes. leaning his forearms on the bar, he leaned closer, close enough you worry if he can hear the steady buzzing coming from between your slick, shaky thighs, “or did you just come here to get off?”

your chest tightens, your mouth bobbing open and shut dumbly, mumbling sounds that weren’t quite entire sentences, hardly even words, not quite managing to spout your innocence. the more you stumbled over your words, the hotter your face got, and the faster the blood rushed from his head, the more he wanted you.

“don’t bother trying to deny it, baby, you like geting off like this. with no one else having any idea what you’re doing over here,” he tilts his head curiously to the side, his lilac gaze as intense as it was when your eyes first met his, studying you, the way you squirmed the more he spoke.

he drops his voice, whispering lowly into your ear, “tell me you like it, and i’ll help you.”

your pupils nearly swallow your iris staring up at his wicked smile, your hips rolling subconsciously the longer he stares you down. parting your lips to speak, no sound escapes your wet lips.

shinso knows exactly what you want, but still, he scrunches his eyebrows, even going as far to cup his ear, “sorry, baby, what was that? it’s so loud in here, i couldn’t hear you.”

you flush again, finally mustering your voice, “please.”

quirking an eyebrow at you, he tosses up taking pity on you, hearing your sweet voice plead with him was enough to get his cock aching, but was it enough to get him to fuck you stupid? to finally have you cum? voice dripping in condescension, he whispered to you once more, “oh, sweetheart, you think you deserve to cum begging like that? that was pitiful.”

he stands back up straight to his full height, taking a step back from the ring-marked counter, his heart rate spiking when you gently circle your fingers around his wrist, god, his pants were getting tight, “please, i wanna cum.”

[mychlapci]

The Decepticons won. Tarn gets very very drunk art the victory celebration. He wakes up straddleing Megatron's lap on the throne with his chest plates unlocked, his valve seal poped, and Megatron’s Knot locked deep in his value. And is that a second little light coming from his spark chamber?

Meanwhile the rest of Decepticons get confirmation that Tarn's Voice:

Can be used for pleasurable pursuits

Will be break birthcontrol when used in the sexy way. Geting Pharma the pet autobot jet sparked was not just a coincidence

Can set off orgies.

If you're close enough to get pulled into the orgy, your baffels aren't safe.

Looks like Tarn’s the Key to kicking off Phase 7.

Aw goddamn it, Tarn. Pulling the decepticons into an orgy because he couldn't keep it in his panels for one night... i guess that's what happens when you have too much engex.

Now Megatron has a very pregnant, very clingy carrier at his side, and many knocked up soldiers...

[parasolyaa]

Since you said we could ask you things about Ukraine I was wondering about the drinking culture?

I'm slavic and it bothers me when it's portrayed as everyone in this country drinks and no one bats an eye to underaged drinking I want to hear your thoughts? It's fine if not this might be a stupid discussion to have right now

yess this is a good question and also such a pain-in-the-ass topic tbh, i wasn’t really sure how to approach it at first. this stereotype is annoying and, if we dig deeper, it comes from a place of prejudice.

but the thing is that i cannot fully debunk it

at least for me, i’ve seen adults not mind or even encourage underage drinking at family gatherings. if there is a celebration, a teen would usually be offered some wine, and, as far as everything is supervised, adults usually find it ok. never trying an alchoholic beverage till 18 is somewhat seen as prudish, but on a small scale.

there are drinking problems! but, obviously, alcoholism itself is very frowned upon. a supervised sip of champagne in a family circle is one thing, geting drunk in the bushes with your classmate vlad is another.

so, yes, eastern europeans do drink. and so do western europeans, americans, australians, africans, everyone. i’d say situations are very similar, sometimes better, sometimes worse. there are stereotypes about them too! but when it comes to portraying a country with barabaric drinking habits, people aim for slavs. the reason for so much misinterpretation in media is a general stereotype of eastern europeans being “lower class” and “barely europe”.

and also, perhaps, because while the western society is set on condemning teen drinking all the way (without solving anything about it and romanticising it in media), slavic/balkan people take a more grounded approach. they recognise that, while this is an issue, a kid cannot be sheltered from it and better they try it with their grandpa kuzma on a front porch of a village house and view it as a normal part of life, rather than with god knows who and god knows where. american teens drink young too, in similar amounts, but for them it’s the thrill of doing something forbidden, unnatural and adult that makes the experience. but if you grew up without it being taboo, you’re starting to realise it doesn’t really make you cool.

ukrainian teens cringe at american tv shows with teens getting drunk at 16 at a houseparty with a dramatic lightning. while both the ukrainian teen watching and the american character have probably consumed the same amount of alchohol in their lives!

a more grounded approach is misinterpreted as allowing kids to become alcoholics, which, well, sucks. say, we can’t really take away mishas drinking out of the story, but we should recognise that the whole thing with “culturally engrained alcoholism” and “sacred tradition to drink on birthday” is bullshit

hope it was a decent answer lol

[goddess-sceptre]

hi cuntboy from before is back <3 i'm ovulating now i think so rubbing my tummy and pussy and geting drunk off imaginary (at least until i find some nice girl) girlcock. but what if she completely ignored my dripping wet hole and used my ass instead <3 maybe she'll even use my fakeboy title as a way to degrade me, youre a big tough guy you should not get pregnant. her cock filling my ass with thick ropes, dripping over my needy cunt, but wiping before it could flow in and im a begging mess with empty unbred womb <3

If you want to pretend to be a boy, you should be prepared to be treated like one! And everybody knows that boys take it up the ass. Only a girl would want to have her pussy used.

Oh, you do want it in your pussy? Even if it makes you a girl? I know. But you have to be taught a lesson, or you'll never learn! Maybe next time you want to pretend to be a boy, you'll remember that doing so missed you an opportunity to get bred by a superior trans woman ♡

[tripleglitchwriting]

Whatever kind of drunk tiny Tarn is, Reader will have to deal with hungover Tarn. Cause if Tarn's accidentally geting Drunk treating alcohol like high-grade, there's a good chance he's going to get white girl wasted. As a Mech he had quite a high tolerance both from being huge and being a substance user. In his fleshy body, not so much. Picture Reader has half of a handle of rum or bourbon they keep on hand for medicinal/culinary purposes. Tarn ends up drinking most of it. Poor bastard feels like death warmed over from once the puking starts to when the hangover clears out.

This is a very sad pathetic wet cat who thinks he's dying and has limited recall of what happened the previous evening.

Oh buddy, he’s gonna be so confused. Going from “I can’t believe you idiots drink this for fun” to “I can’t believe this body is to weak” to “what do you mean I can’t drink the whole thing why is it even there”.

Reader is very calming trying to explain it, but he is puking his guts out and cannot hear them. He is so incredibly frustrated that he doesn’t even have the energy to express it, so he just lays down without saying anything and just passes out again.

[mpxyingyue]

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@vitasmp

Yingyue had not had enough from her work shift. Already tipsy from drinking with her customers, the demigoddess left straight from work to Vision. She did not even change from her work attire, a sleek, velvet black dress that did not necessarily match the vibe of the other dancers. However, her goal hadn't been to mingle with others or to spend time on the dance floor. She had merely wanted to continue her drinking without going home. And, she drunk like no tomorrow.

Passing a certain threshold, the demigoddess felt the alcohol pumping through her veins. With what left of sanity she had, she knew that she needed a bit of assistance getting home, and she had slipped through her phone, clicking on what she thought was Val's number. Whether it was from her blurry vision or impaired coordination, that did not occur, and she selected the phone unaware that it was going to Vitas. 'Need help at Vision. I overdrank. I need help geting hom!!"

Then, she waited patiently. The demigoddess paid off all her drinks, and though she knew she was sloshed, she still finished the last sips of the drink she bought. Yingyue finally started talking to another person until she saw her phone light up with their arrival. Outside, the figure waited, and she stumbled from her spot to grab her jacket. Struggling to pull it on, she was so thrilled to see her friend that she barely pulled it on before she went straight for them.

With just Vitas outside, she immediately assumed that it was Valerie. So drunk, she did not realize the height different, though her heels did help bridge that gap, and even further, she did not realize it was a man till the damage had been done. With a small, happy exclamation, Yingyue lunged forward to wrap the other's neck in a sweet and tight hug. "My hero, Va-" She stopped, immediately noticing the difference in the body in her arms. "Ah!" She looked to his face, but that confusion quickly wiped away to a genuine happiness. "Vitas! What are you doing here!"

[dumbass-duo-showdown]

DUMBASS DUO SHOWDOWN ROUND 1 BATTLE 28

Soldier & Demoman (team fortress 2) vs Cuphead & Mugman (the cuphead show)

REMINDER TO CHECK OUT THE PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT BEFORE VOTING!

propaganda

Soldier & Demoman

Soldier is a lead-poisoned barely-literate idiot whose main personality trait is loving America. Demoman is so absurdly drunk at all times that his body starts to shut down when he doesn't have enough alcohol in his system, which as you can imagine impacts his decision-making. They get along incredibly well and have unique domination voicelines for each other proclaiming them to still be friends.

Cuphead & Mugman

One of them lost their soul to the devil and they are always geting in trouble (may or may not be related to the devil).

[ailurostheendless]

Tale of the nine tailed 1938:

Subordinate: Boss are you okay? 😄

Rang: *closes & locks the door looking around slightly scared & in a hurry whispers* Yeah why? Is anyone here? 😰

Subordinate: Uh no, others are out at the moment i stayed back to check on things... And you look- 🤔

Rang: WHAT HUH?! 😠

Subordinate: ......... tired? *obviously not saying he looks scared, he does not want to get his ass kicked* 🫣

Rang: ...Yeah I'm tired my brother has been acting...weird. 😬

Subordinate: Did he threaten you?! 🤨

Rang: .... NO AND THAT'S THE WEIRD THING! IT'S SOMETHING MUCH WORSE!!!💀

Subordinate: ? 🫢

Rang: He's being... nice. 😨

Subordinate: ...... 😦

Rang: I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING BUT IT'S WEIRD OKAY! I'M USED TO HIM IGNORING ME OR SOMETIMES BEING MAD AT ME BUT HIM BEING NICE?! HIM ACKNOWLEDGING ME. CALLING ME AFFECTIONATELY! HE'S COMING TO ME INSTEAD OF THE OTHER WAY AROUND. I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE DIGUISED AS HIM BUT IT IS HIM. BUT HE'S NOT LIKE THE HIM THAT I'VE KNOWN FOR SO LONG!!! YOU DON'T GET IT DO YOU?! I KNOW YOU ARE THINKING I'M DRUNK OR HAVE GONE CRAZIER BUT I'M NOT ! I AM SURE HE'S EITHER POSSESSED OR ATE SOMETHING WRONG IDK SO I HAVE TO GO!!! 😡

Subordinate: Boss aren't you overreactin- 😅

Rang: *seethes* Say the rest of the sentence and you'll regret it 😤

Subordinate: .... 😐

*a knock on th door*

Rang: *nervously shushes* 😨

Subordinate: ..... *Also getting scared because Rang looks so much more nervous now* 😰

Yeon: Rang? I know you are in there. Why are you avoiding me? 😁

Rang & Subordinate: ......... 💀💀

Yeon: Open the door! Listen to your brother for once huh! I just want to talk to my baby brother who i haven't seen in so long! Don't you love talking to me? Come now open it! 😃

Subordinate: ...... *Geting a chill all over his body thinking there's definitely something very wrong with how too nicely Yeon is talking to Rang* 😨

Yeon: .... If you don't open the door I'll break it. 😃

*Rang & Subordinate look at each other in fear then at the same time rush to the back door to escape from Yeon almost tripping* 😨😨

*Rang opens the back door but to both of his & the subordinates horror Yeon was already standing on the other side of the backdoor smiling*

Yeon: Going somewhere? 🤗

Rang & Subordinate: *screams* 😱😱

______________

Yeon: *carries Rang like a sack of potatoes*

Rang: HELP ME ! COM'ON! *Struggling to get off* 😱

Yeon: *patting Rang on his lower back* Now now little brother don't be so scared we are just going to spend some quality time together~ ☺️

Subordinate: .....Sorry boss I'm suddenly feeling very sick *fake coughing* 🤧

*Yeon jumping from the roof of houses carrying Rang further & further away*

Rang: YOU BASTARD !!!!!!!!!!!! 🤬

Subordinate: *waving his hand* Goodluck Boss. 🥹

[amphiptere-art]

Crossover Canon.

Doing this mostly for my own sanity.

Yes I'm making a separate post for it. This is going to get long.

Aftermath story to the Saturn vs Blue Moon fight

Blue Moon first greats BTB solar.

Comfort hostage happens.

Saturn and blue moon become friends.

TF lunar finds blue Moon's universe.

Blue Moon adopts TF traveler lunar.

Mystical tightrope- a blue moon teaches TF lunar magic.

TF lunar helps Blue Moon make friends with BTB solar.

Blue Moon first fights BTB Eclipse.

Blue Moon meets sunset.

Devour -Blue Moon meets supernova.

Blue Moon meets Lord night.

Sightless horizon -Blue Moon loses his friendship with Lord night.

Blue Moon drinks with Saturn.

Blue Moon meets North.

Fumbled feast -blue moon appears in the 3rd act of the BTB solar he met.

Blue Moon nearly kills BTB Monty

Fixing Blue Moon after the Executioner phase -golden and the computer capture and fix blue moon.

Blue Moon defends Lord night.

Blue Moon kidnaps TF Sun. Makes him their servant.

Blue Moon meets Lord Solar.

Blue Moon meets catch and release.

Blue moon appears in a universe that has a wither storm devouring it.

Blue Moon in swap BTB.

Blue Moon kills the corrupted TDoDD crew.

Blue Moon gets stuck in devoured universe. Supernova sits with them.

Blue Moon chases down a injured Lord night.

Blue Moon learns that Lord night is a older TF lunar.

Blue Moon adopts TF trapped. Pushes TF Moon behind the firewall.

Blue Moon slowly rekindles his friendship with Lord night.

Blue Moon believes Lord night is sick when he accidentally sucks out his magic.

Blue Moon meets the Lord Crimson AU.

Blue Moon is banned from interacting with the shadow people due to an incident. Is able to reverse that ban by begging and apologizing.

Blue Moon tries to convince the Lord Crimson crew to call him by his nickname.

Cruel copy meats BTB.

Blue Moon goes psycho in Lord nights universe.

Cruel copy meets Lord night.

Blue Moon cuddles with Frankie the cat and blackie.

Mer Blue Moon attacks OS mer blood moon.

Mer golden red and tempting waves adopt mer night.

Mer Blue Moon kills OS mer lunar.

Mer Blue Moon meets/gets adopted by mer Saturn.

Mer Blue Moon adopts mer blackie.

Mer Blue Moon has to go find mer night after he flung him.

Blue Moon meets Jeopardy.

Mer Blue Moon hunts mer North. Mer Saturn tagging along.

Mer Saturn rips tracking tags off of Mer Blue Moon.

Blue Moon meets chaos.

Tangled and trapped- interactive story.

Mer Saturn saves mer Blue Moon in Tangled and trapped.

drunk blue moon

Blue Moon tries to kill Jeopardy.

mer night and blacky handle tangled and trapped

dying fire confronts RBB sun and moon

mer blue moon plays chase away with mer eclipse/luner over mer bloody

mer reverant kidnap mer blue blue moon in tangled and traped. -meat the rest of mer infuno crew

cach and relese in rusted wheals.

mer blue moon trys to apologize to mer eclipse.

mer blue moon saved by blues mers in tangled and traped.

mer saturn, night, blacky, blue moon meat together.

blue moon tells dying fire the truth.

blue moon confurnts night

buttler and werewolf adopt void.-gets da glasses

franki the cat plays with blacky.

blue moon with baby night.

north lurns about blue moons magic.

blue moon and north have a conversation.

blue moon is wached to avod fights in LS.

blue moon gets confurt from blacky and franky the cat.

CC. hold him like a baby. not a rocit. gets chanes of of void. shtf visits before geting help.

crushed glow lears the turth and his job discripson.

blue moon spars with saturn.

blue moon chases puppy. calms with glint.

blue moon attacks infurno

LS gards duplicattion exosts blue moon.

CC baby night villin. many nicknames.

blue moon and moi

blue moon atacks LS eclipse after detrail.

infurno finds out that blue moon aces star magic

blue moon gets hungry in LB

blue moon arives in nights cassle injerd.

mer blue moon swap adopson mer eclipse

blue moon in hunger games aftermath. -infurno confruntaton about family

CC voids first villines outing. -conon shute back instintt.

CC vois movemet ishues.-get them braces

blue moon saves puppy from old brothers

blue moon returns to BTB demoson after exicuter thing

(all people concerned in all crossover stories and events) {@madcatdaderpydrawer-blog @synthcoyote @artoutoftheblue }

[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

I'm geting drunk so pls send me ur hrny thots.

[wetchickenbreast]

i thaink geting drunk was maybe not a god idea because i gorgot how much i love alteref states of conciousnesses and now i want tow get high agaib ☹️😭

[twentyfourhourtits]

📞

~narumi drunk calls Mr.keiichi~

~GASPS~

hii mr.lawyrr man i have a question how do you due s spider cause it cauaed me emotoonal distrrss i newd you to come gete righr now you cute fsced mah

[textsfrombandom]

Gerard: I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.

[mysmorgasbordoffantabulosa]

Yeah even I wanted to know what's with all that JK being drunk when Tae went to visit bogum? Like what's the issue. Tae still goes with bogum till now. Why don't you think jk doesn't have a problem now.

I couldn't see that live. Was upset in that one?

Pre-2020, JK had a tendency to go live or post a photo on the same night/day that Tae was out with friends. It kind of came across as passive aggressively say, "Hey Tae I'm still here!!!", That live was merely an extension of that. I wouldn't be surprised that JK was geting drunk and had the amazeballs idea that he needed to go live just so that Tae could see the notification and be constantly thinking about that instead of having fun with a friend.

In the live itself, JK isn't upset just acting silly because he's drunk. It's all about the...

Why doesn't he have a problem now?

I do think the live was more about Tae being away and less about Bogum at this stage as I feel by 2019, JK had reconciled his thoughts on the situation, I also think covid happened and being in lockdown probably helped him to focus on what's more important.