#gf anon

[pe0pleall3rgy]

okay ford definitely loves inventing shit for the kids

he'll be in his lab kicking his feet like "mabel's going to love using this death ray on gideon!!"

stan on the other hand definitely gets pissed off when he makes deadly weapons for children

-gf anon

LMAO ford making a literal death ray, and his immediate thought being “I bet a thirteen year old girl could wield this responsibility” is SO funny to me. I HATE him

Stan’s like why is my genius brother so stupid sometimes >:(

[dorkydiaz]

Hello barbiediaz of has-a-girlfriend fame

This is bonkers but I do not control the affection machine and I latched onto you and your adorable relationship like an octopus, I hope the two of you had an awesome holiday together!

My girlfriend, that I account to having been influenced to date me via the diabetes level vibes from when you and your partner got together, sent me the most adorable presents for Christmas, and I am going to see her soon!

Idk I'm so sorry if this feels insane but it's like there's a connection or smth of pining distant kinship

have a happy holiday season!

-gf anon

awww thank you sweetness!

i love this message so so much this is so nice! one thing tho is that the “diabetes inducing” thing is a bit of a sore spot for me as i am type one diabetic, as well as it perpetuating misconceptions, and i take the chance to educate whenever i can 💙 i truly appreciate and love the sentiment and intention behind it 💙 (steps down from soap box and gives you a hug)

anywhosies

amelia and i have been texting all day (like that’s different than any other day lol) she’s been sending me cat and dog pictures and silly videos 🥺 and then we will have our holidays together in 5 days!! eek i’m so excited!! and i’m excited for you to be able to go visit your girlfriend too! and i hope you have the best time!

thanks for sending in a message, as bonkers as it may feel to you, i loved receiving it and hearing about your day! i always do, even on ordinary ones 💜

[amtrak-official]

can you add my gf to this bracket

She can be a bonus round, later

[riaspeaks]

anón here! ofc i’m a swiftie and i got so many good recs as well as some shitty ass don’t buy not worth the time and the money recs 😘

Give me them now 🙏🙏🙏

[iverieivyxx]

soft cnc does waaayyy more than super aggressive cnc. for example: “i’m sorry just can’t help myself. you’re just so pretty” instead of “open ur legs u stupid b*tch.” don’t get me wrong bc i like both but idea of someone trying to comfort you while pinning you down and violating your body just triggers something very evil in my brain

like they know this is wrong and they’re almost disgusted with themselves but they can’t stop even if they wanted to bc they just need you so badly rn

[myfinalattempt2]

And I mean everywhere 😈😈

[sailorxroxxane]

Fishnets and plaid skirts are my thing

[pe0pleall3rgy]

YEAHHH DUDE I WILL BRAINROT ABOUT GF FOREVER. POST UR HEADCANONS OR ELSE

-gf anon from ur last ask

YIPPIEEEEE!

Shaking and crying my brain can’t put thoughts into words. My mind has been absolutely destroyed by sea grunks. No thoughts only two old men and their wacky little adventures. The aroace Ford headcanon has really grown on me. Ever since the lost legends comic came out, I imagine that Stan and Ford are actually using Mabel’s advice— they take care of each other. Ford is more direct in his approach. He’ll tend to Stan’s injuries from their adventures, lecturing him on the importance of being more careful the whole time. Sometimes Stan wakes up in the morning with no memory of himself. Like always, it slowly comes back to him, but the first few moments are disorienting and terrifying. On those days, Ford will bring out one of Mabel’s scrapbooks, gently going over everything with his brother until that spark of recognition is back in his eyes. Stan’s caretaking tends to be more subtle. Ford looks exhausted after being awoken by another nightmare? He just so happened to have brewed too much coffee, and doesn’t mind giving up the rest. His brother is a genius, sure, but gets lost so deeply in his studies that self care is all but forgotten. Ford forgets to feed himself more often than not, to which Stan offers him a sandwich that he totally made for himself but decided that he doesn’t want. It’d be a shame to waste it! (Ford absolutely knows that everything his brother does is intentional, but he also knows that it makes Stan happy when he plays oblivious.)

[dorkydiaz]

hello aj! gf anon here 🤗

It's almost trip time for you!! yes I'm excited for you I just love love!💕💕 have the most incredible time and I wish you a very romcom adorable airport reunion scene!

actual footage of me rn

[mcondance]

spiky punk hobie and his girl obsessed with all things pink and fluffy

he fell second but fell on his fucking face for u

ughhh 💔💔 there was just something about the tall boy with the cool hair. you couldn’t get enough of seeing him around town and at the various concerts you’d attend, sometimes even seeing him on stage. luckily you have a mutual friend because even though you may not look it, you’re as well-versed in politics as hobie. so, you tell your friend, and the next time all 3 of y’all are at a concert, they point you out to hobie.

and there you are, in a pretty pink dress with ribbons tied in a pretty bow in your hair, screaming the lyrics to a punk song. hobie’s brown eyes immediately turn into red hearts, and he’s walking over to you before he even knows what he’s doing. “what’s a pretty girl like you doing in a dingy place like this?”

y’all hit it off that night. even months later, people keep asking y’all how you even make it work, but what they don’t know is that hobie’s a pretty boy underneath the tough exterior, and you’re pretty rough underneath all the pink and fluff. a perfect match.

[jackshiccup]

*yurifies your hijack* perks of having a gf who can motorcycle

[ashidaii]

If you don’t mind, I have a question or two about your Ford joins Bill AU!

Does/Will the power end up corrupting Ford? It feels like Bill may still have his suspicions when it comes to Ford. I’m thinking he either goes mad with power or it’s a side effect that Bill purposely put in to guarantee ford is truly on his side

Also, how does Bill treat him? Are they husbands? Please tell me they’re husbands 🙏🙏🙏

HAHA so in my version Bill is just so stoked to have his ego stroked by Ford joining him that he's for the most part oblivious. Ford manages to smooth talk his way out of most suspicion and it helps that his family is kept in the dark so their feelings of betrayal really help sell it to Bill. I like the thought of the Henchmaniacs being more onto Ford but Ford is the favorite so Bill doesn't listen to them or punishes them for even suggesting that Ford ISNT on Bill's side.

My favorite Bill/Ford dynamic is always a one-sided thing so think of this relationship as the inverse of Bill's original relationship with Ford. Back then, Bill was playing Ford for a fool but here it's Ford in control.

As for power corruption -- I imagine Ford would definitely do a few things that aren't great to convince Bill of his loyalty, but he wouldn't be corrupted in my version. This AU has a good ending!

I always love seeing other people's interpretations of the OOU!AU though, and if that includes a "bad end" where Ford loses himself to his demon powers I'm all for it! Back when I first made the AU people really went all out and made a bunch of REALLY cool interpretations of demon Ford and stories for the AU. I always always always want to encourage that even if it doesn't fit "my" canon :D

[whowantshota]

omggg I love your writing especially the perv!jun one,, can I possibly get a perv!mingyu on too🫣🫣

pervert!kim mingyu

warnings ☆ MATURE CONTENT AHEAD, smut, inappropriate touching, pervert!mingyu, fitness trainer!mingyu, nonconsensual filming, afab reader x kim mingyu

a/n: @hanniebannie also asked for this but i accidentally deleted the request. also to make it easier to understand, the exercise reader is doing is called good mornings. i couldn't find a better way to describe it so searching it up might help

i'd actually go feral if i had a pervert!gyu

pervert!mingyu who's your fitness trainer. when you had said you wanted to start working out, your friend chan had recommended him to you.

you weren't very comfortable at first with the idea of having a male trainer, but pervert!mingyu is quick to put you at ease. always feeding you words of encouragement. but you're so cute, so don't blame him if he has some other thoughts too.

pervert!mingyu who takes you through an easy core worker for your first session. he stands over you and watches you, big hands grabbing your hips to fix your form. it's not his fault if his hands linger a little longer than supposed to, right?

pervert!mingyu who wants to tear your spandex apart and fuck you on the floor—see your soaping cunt squeezing around his cock. he's got a hard on all throughout his workout thanks to you! only fair if you help him take care of it.

pervert!mingyu who has you today for a private session. you're on leg and glutes today. he hands you a kettlebell and tells you to start with squats. pervert!mingyu standing behind you with his arms folded over his chest, unbeknownst to you he's palming himself through his pants.

"you've got to arch your back a little more," he murmurs, stepping close to you. his broad chest is pressed up against your back and you can feel his bulge press up against your ass.

pervert!mingyu who slots himself between your cheeks, firmly gripping your waist. he gives you the green to start the next exercise, eyes tracked on the way you bend at hip, ass pressing up against him even more than before. he throws his head back, groans. "yeah...just like that."

pervert!mingyu who loves the sounds you're making. doesn't matter if it's from the workout or from the way he touches you, you sound fucking delicious.

pervert!mingyu who calls the workout off early, forces you onto the mat and into a downward dog. slips you out of your spandex and pushes his fat cock inside of you. he loves the way your pussy feels, eyes rolling back as he pounds into you.

pervert!mingyu who cums faster than he had expected, overstimulated and moaning your name as he fucks you through your own orgasm.

pervert!mingyu who misses you the second you leave the gym, needs to be inside your cunt again. he distracts himself by going through the cams, fisting his cock as he replays the video footage from just a few hours ago.

of course he removes it from cctv's later, uploads it to his computer and brings it home. pervert!mingyu who's excited to make more film with you at your next session, and doesn't want to share that pussy with anyone else.

[pe0pleall3rgy]

OOHOH do you know about the pacifica getting a job at greasy's diner thing i genuinely dont know whether or not its canon but i love that idea so much

and ford texting would be a nightmare, i imagine mabel uses keyspams a lot and he'd get so confused like "IS THIS A CIPHER? CAESAR VIGENERE WHAT IS THIS" he'd lose his shit

-gf anon

I DIDNT EVEN THINK ABOUT FORD NOT UNDERSTANDING KEYSMASHES THAT’S SO FUNNY.

Dipper picks up this habit from Mabel, and sends Ford a message with one once and dude spends hours trying to decode it. He somehow ends up with one word and clings to it like “WHAT IS MY NEPHEW TRYING TO TELL ME…”

The next time they video call he’s like “I’m so sorry, I couldn’t figure out what the code meant” and dipper’s so confused.

[myfinalattempt2]

The only way it should be used