#gfs drabble project

[bluesidez]

GymRat!Miguel Part 1

I’ve seen everyone doing these drabbles/aus and I wanted to join! 🤠

content warning: It gets suggestive towards the end so MINORS BEWARE.

word count: 719 (kind of proofread, I got excited)

Daydreaming about GymRat!Miguel x PlusSize!Reader / Chubby!Reader and the dynamic of big tall bf x shorter chubby gf 🚻

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GymRat!Miguel who started off as an awkward, lanky, nerdy teen using the gym to blow off steam. His mom felt that he wasn’t a great influence to his brother, his father wasn’t his real father, and his step-brother was an asshole.

GymRat!Miguel who’s nearly triple his weight by the time he starts college, body full of muscle. His mom has calmed down despite him previously eating her out of a house and a home. His biological dad agreed to help with any leftover college expenses and his step-dad helps him move on campus. He’s tearful when he hugs Gabriel goodbye, promising to call and play their weekly games.

GymRat!Miguel who stays loyal to his nerdy roots and aims for a Science degree with a minor in Robotics for fun. He sticks out like a sore thumb in his classes, body taking up the ends of lab tables. Even though he prefers to sit in the front of classes, he opts to sit in the back so that everyone can see. He’s constantly using office hours and lingering after class so that he can make sure that his notes are correct.

GymRat!Miguel who first meets you in one of his bio labs and is immediately enamored by you. Your clothes hug your curves, you smell sweet, and something on you always matches. Your shoes and your backpack, your skirt and your jacket, your accessories and your nails.

GymRat!Miguel who ends up being in your group for a project and watches in awe as you take the lead, helping everyone decide which parts to complete. You go out of your way to make the powerpoint colorful and creative. You’re ecstatic when he turns in his parts extra early as everyone else has gone a-wall.

GymRat!Miguel who calms you down when the deadline is near and the rest of the group still hasn’t done their part. You two meet late in the library to finish everything. He thinks you’re adorable despite how stressed and tired you are. He makes the last minute decision to delete the other two group member’s names off of the title slide, taking the initiative to email the teacher before hand.

GymRat!Miguel who walks into the lab building on presentation day 50 minutes early and sees you being cornered by the other group members eyes full of confusion. He quickly walks over asking if there was a problem. Seeing him looming over them, the two decide give up, and scramble together a last minute presentation.

GymRat!Miguel who explains everything, telling you not to worry about the others and just focus on you all’s presentation. You two have great presentation, chemistry blooming as you bounce off each other. You both get an easy A and you hug Miguel out of an excitement before the next lab starts.

GymRat!Miguel who imprints the feeling of your body against his in his memory. Your smell, how soft you were, how small you felt in his arms, how tight you squeezed him.

GymRat!Miguel whose dreams of you have him tossing and turning in his twin sized bed that was far too little for him. He scares his poor roommate to death when his body hits the floor with a big boom. The dream of you under him shattering as he collides with the ground. He groans and apologizes to his roommate, pain in his side and his groin.

GymRat!Miguel who takes a cold shower, too aroused to go back to sleep. He bites his fist trying to quiet his moans, not wanting to wake his roommate for a second time. He replays images of you in his mind, pulling at his length until he shutters against the tile walls.

GymRat!Miguel whose heart drops when he checks his phone after his shower. You followed him on Instagram three hours ago. He checks your page and sees that you're private, but your profile picture is a lot. It's an angle from above you, your cleavage on display.

GymRat!Miguel who stands in the bathroom ogling at the photo like an idiot. He clicks the follow back button, watching as it shifts to pending, and stares down at his body again. He sighs and turns the shower back on, banking on his roommate sleeping through everything once again.

You had no idea the effect you had on him.

dividers by @y-onb 🩵

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[angellic4l]

in between the lines - d.m

in which; gf!reader and derek have a quiet morning in

content; fluffy drabble!! non bau! reader (shocker ik), they’re so in love, affectionate teasing, that’s literally it!

a/n; drabbles are so not me but i feel like this was good where it was. i hope you’re all well!! kisses!!

wc; 0.7k

Sunlight softly cascading through the skylights in your bedroom awakens you, eyelashes fluttering softly against the pillow - once, twice, thrice - and then your eyes are all the way open. Instantly, you find out that there’s an empty space in the bed next to you when your hand meets the plump mattress rather than rigid muscle. What you had expected to find was your boyfriend laying next to you, preferably with an arm draped over your waist, yet there was nothing - no one - there.

Confused and still slightly disoriented, you sit up in bed with one hand still resting in the empty space next to you while the other wipes the sleep dust from your eyes. As the fog starts to lift from around your brain, providing the clarity needed to think, you recall today is his day off and it only makes the confusion worse. Being called in to work was always a possibility, but he tends to wake you up every time to say goodbye.

It’s only when the smell of coffee and cinammon sneaks its way through the doorway and into your nose that everything clicks; Derek’s not gone, he’s simply just making breakfast. At this new revelation, a soft grin makes its way onto your face as you stretch in bed before swinging your legs around the side of it. Your boyfriend isn’t away, he’s here with you, and that’s more than enough to get you up.

When you enter the kitchen, the smell of cinnamon only grows stronger - you figure if this was a cartoon, you’d be following the scent’s trail with a dreamy look on your face. A soft sizzling sound reaches your ears and on the counter next to the stove top are all of the ingredients for french toast.

Wrapping your arms around Derek’s mid-section, you speak, voiced laced with the rasp that only comes with early mornings, “What a mighty good man.” The Salt-N-Pepa reference earns a hearty chuckle from said mighty good man as he takes your arms away from his torso and turns to face you instead. Arms snake around your waist and soft lips find your forehead, planting a small kiss there while simultaneously smelling your hair.

“Freak,” you tease, grinning wholeheartedly.

“Oh, that’s the thanks I get, huh?”

“Mhm, you left me all alone in bed.”

“To make you breakfast, dumbass.”

“Oh, and now you’re insulting me? Worst boyfriend ever.”

He wants to kiss you to prove you wrong or follow that up with an equally teasing remark, but he’s also hyper aware of the french toast in the skillet, and you both know it. Your knowing is represented with a smug smirk while his is demonstrated through the shake of his head before he turns around and resumes cooking.

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Once breakfast has been made, the two of you sit on the couch in your living room, eating together in a calming silence. Songbirds can be heard ever so faintly through one of the open windows, almost a natural soundtrack - you like to think it’s for the pair of you. Especially on days like these. He has a day off and sure, you could go out on a date or head to the gym together, or renovate the new project he’s working on. Utilise the time rather than ‘waste’ it, but it’s the slow days you enjoy the most.

Since meeting Derek, your whole perception of love has changed. Rather than a big romantic gesture, or some amazing expensive date at an upscale restaurant, you’ve started to believe that true love lies in between the lines.

The simple silence that never asks nor wants to be filled by chatter. Legs intertwined with his on the couch. Breakfast that isn’t hurried with the burden of his work lingering in the background. Knowing you’ll both probably go and lay in bed for longer after this. Fleeting touches that somehow still manage to give you butterflies every time.

The soft noise of a fork clashing lightly against a plate draws you back from your reverie, head turning towards your boyfriend who’s just placed both of your dishes on the coffee table.

“Thank you, baby,” you murmur while leaning into his side, head nuzzling into the crook of his neck.

“Mhm,” kiss, “anything for you, princess.”

“I love you,” kiss, “So much, baby.”

“I love you, too, gorgeous.”

[ryescapades-archived]

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to celebrate having 1000+ of you here, and my birthday which is also around the end of december (1k + cakes = 1kakes haha get it). thank you so much !! this is my little attempt at repaying you guys.

much love, rye.

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send a character + theme / colour OR one of your selfships + some trivia (don't have to be lots. just one or two are good enough!) i’ll make a moodboard based on the vibes of your request.

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in honor of joining the secret santa events hosted for the members of @/pixelcafe-network, and another one for HoW!

[ rules ]

you can order for slice one, slice two, or both !

mutuals, followers, non followers, all are welcomed!

exception for slice two: any character is acceptable!

some may contain nsfw so please mdni with those.

no angst because this is a happy occasion (hurt/comfort is okay).

fandoms i’m accepting: kn8, bllk, wbk, tougen anki, haikyuu, genshin impact, jjk, mha

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this was supposed to be held in november but life got in the way of things (and i still have some old requests marinating in my inbox lol i'll try to work on those in between i prommy TT) so i had to postpone it.

i'm hosting this event while still in the middle of my midterm season btw so it'll be a gradual process. plus finals are less than 2 months away so highly likely it will be a long term project. no rushing me please !! if you are fine with that, feel free to request away.

@17020

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[waves-against-a-cliff]

Hiii!!! I love your work very much. You are so gifted! Love your brain. I was wondering if i could request something if that's okay? Projecting very much here but could you write a small drabble about simon and/or könig with a gf that has a flat chest? Could be nsfw in the sense of them trying to make her feel beautiful. Honestly do whatever you like with it. If you're not feeling this idea or can't come up with anything that's okay. Just ignore me. Sending hugs xx

Of course darling! Thank you for the hugs!

Content Warnings - Reader with chest insecurities, afab reader, mirror sex, praising, body worship, creampie PiV sex

"Do you like my chest?" You ask, seemingly randomly, Simon.

Simon looks up from his perpetual scrolling on his phone, "Of course love. Is something wrong?" He sets down his phone and tea before walking over to you, wrapping you up in a tight embrace.

"You don't wish it was bigger?" You mumble out the ask, insecurities creeping up your throat to cover your mind.

"What?" Simon spins you around so he can look at your face, a serious expression and brown eyes that speak of murder to whoever made you feel like this. "No. I love you." He searches your eyes for something, "Who put that idea into your head?"

"No one." Simon doesn't look convinced so you add on, sheepishly admitting, "It's just my dumb brain."

"You're not dumb. You have a beautiful chest and if you keep up with this nonsense I'll just have to show you how beautiful you are." Simon nearly growls out those last words, his grip on your tightening just a little.

You're clawing at his wrist, cheeks squished together as he forces you to focus on the mirror in front of you. His legs have yours pulled apart and he has one arm wrapped around his waist as he bucks up into you. Sweat shines on both of your bodies and you can see all of it. Once satisfied that you're looking again, he paws at your chest. Tweaking the hardened and sensitive nipples. "Fuckin' love every part o'you." He mutters, pressing kisses into your neck.

"S-Si-" You gasp and whine but try and keep your focus on the mirror. On watching the way he worships your body now and seeing the marks he left from an earlier worshipping session.

"That's right." He coos, soothing your sore nipples with his thumb.

"I'm close! I'm so close don't stop please." You babble, hardly a thought in your head besides how good you looked like this. How good it felt to be worshipped. Simon heds your command, the only thing changing was his arm around your waist dipping to rub your puffy clit.

"C'mon." Simon whispers, "Be my beautiful girl and cum all over me."

He keeps whispering praises about how beautiful you are, how lucky he is and how he's never going to let you think otherwise as your back arches. You gush all over him, head falling back against his shoulder.

"fuck lovie." Simon curses, "Fuckfuckfuck." There is no warning when he spills himself into you other than the way he holds you tighter and closer. "I love you." He whispers, breath tickling your neck.

[shaunamilfman]

Shauna Shipman

✩ nsfw.

Fics

➢Mastermind: "You have a simple 5 step plan to convince Shauna Shipman to be your girlfriend. Maybe you've stalked her a little. Just a little."

➢Look What You Made Me Do: "The small town of Wiskayok had been rocked by the brutal murders of the so-called Ghostface killings, leaving you and your girlfriend Shauna Shipman unsure of who you can trust. Just remember: it's always someone you know. "

➢evermore: "You die out in the snow, cold and alone. You haunt so much more than just the narrative."

✩they got no idea about me and you: "You resented Jackie at first for all the time you and Shauna spent waiting in the car for her, but you've really started to treasure these secret moments spent between the two of you."

✩i'm so chill, but you make me jealous: Shauna's gotten herself worked up again over something stupid, and she will be making her jealousy your problem.

➢you look like my next mistake: A series of encounters you have with your friends mother, Shauna Shipman, over spring break.

✩you're always gonna be mine: You're starting to hate when people talk to you at parties. It always seems to get you in trouble with your girlfriend, Shauna Shipman. She always gets so rough with you when she's feeling possessive.

✩you must like me for me: You weren't sure what you did to piss off Shauna Shipman, but you've been on the receiving end of her death glares for just as long as you can remember.

✩i had died the tiniest death: You've gotten used to the feeling of being watched since you broke up with your girlfriend, Shauna Shipman, but you never thought it was more than just your imagination till now.

✩it's just indifference: You couldn't bite back your bitchy comment as Shauna walked in twenty minutes later than you agreed upon to work on your project, but you soon found that you couldn't regret it at all as you realized how hot she was when she was mad.

✩to be felled by you: What started out as a fistfight in the middle of the woods might actually manage to bring you together as you work out your differences in a more pleasurable way.

✩in the woods somewhere: First you eat Mari (rip), and then you eat Shauna (out).

✩marked me like a bloodstain: for everyone who watched the s3 trailer and was like, Shauna should have bit ME like that instead.

✩canine teeth (in the side of my neck): Shauna's chasing you through the woods.

✩if i could be who you wanted: You're Melissa.

✩it tastes like the real thing: You follow Shauna out into the woods. This time with more knife.

✩turning into something you are not: You end up on house arrest after Shauna spits in your soup, no thanks to stupid Mari. Maybe you should apologize. Maybe that's a bad idea.

✩i almost do: You weren't sure what drove you to talk to Hannah in the first place. Boredom, maybe. Or some deeply buried desire to get back at your girlfriend for keeping you trapped out here. Either way, you don't think you deserve what you got.

Drabbles

➢Werewolf!Shauna Drabble

➢Ghostface!Shauna Drabble

✩nsfw drabble 2

➢wilderness baby drabble

➢I'll Be Home for Christmas

➢just you and me

Headcanons

➢Dating Shauna Shipman HCs 2 3

➢Dating Shauna in the Wilderness HCs

➢Finding out Shauna cheated on you with Jeff HCs

➢controversially young gf HCs

➢jealous shauna HCs

➢domestic shauna

➢stalker ex-gf shauna

➢FWB to lovers

➢affection

✩NSFW Alphabet

[sawamiyukiss]

✨ Work In Progress ✨

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I'm hoping to upload these by this week. I have so many ideas. I'll also be posting on my TikTok.

Jujutsu Kaisen

Jealous Gojo Headcanons posting on 5/6/25

Boyfriend Gojo headcanons posting on 5/5/25

JJK pre- relationship headcanons pt 3 posting on 5/4/25

Nanami office romance

JJK their type / significant other headcanons updated 5/01/25

Gojo x OC drabbles

Daiya No Ace

Reader! Manager headcanons updated 4/28/25

Daiya and their crush headcanons

Kuramochi pre-relationship headcanons

Confession Failures (they try to confess/vice versa)

Miyuki drabble where reader falls for Miyuki at first sight updated 4/30/25

wait that last one got me inspired and im writing more Miyuki "caught my eye" pt 2 and pt 3 updated 5/2/25

Haikyuu

Tsukishima Kei College fluff

Museum worker Tsukishima Kei x reader

Tsukishima Kei FWB updated 4/30/25

Museum time-skip Tsukishima and his gf sweet moment updated 5/3/25

Hinata Shoyo college au posting on 5/4/25

Kenma secret FWB

Kiyoomi Sakuza drabble updated 5/01/25

Kiyoomi and his terrible project partner college au drabble

One Piece

Straw Hat x reader headcanons

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🌷✨ More characters and stories coming soon! Thank you for reading! 🌸💌 Requests are Open! 💌🌸 Feel free to send in headcanon ideas, drabble requests, etc! 🎀✨

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[wonusite]

I have an absolutely ferocious need to see a drabble of bf nerd!shua absolutely doting on his gf and being clingy and sweet to her

me too bestie <33

everyone and their mom knows that nerd!shua is not the overly friendly type. his perpetual disinterest in things made people wary of him despite his polite and kind disposition. these same people could never understand why or how he managed to make you his gf. it’s even weirder bc you seem to be irrevocably in love with him and that trying personality of his.

but maybe the gag of it all is how this seemingly cold guy is down horrendous for you.

mingyu is the first to notice. when you invited him over to finish your project, he immediately was greeted by the sight of that abrasive nerd literally clinging on to you as if he thought the tall jock was going to steal you away. it could’ve been jealousy, but the next time he sees you two having lunch together, he sees how insistent josh is on having you sit on his lap and feeding you. it’s both shocking and disgusting.

jeonghan and vernon are the next to notice. the three of you had been at the library for over an hour when Josh comes up, your favorite drink and headphones in hand. he greets you with a kiss on the temple before he sets the drink down and gently slides on the noise cancelling earphones on your head, careful not to mess up your hair. he gives you a tentative smile before placing a soft kiss on your lips

two pairs of jaws are dropped open when josh casually pulls out his stuff so he can start studying. it’s not that they didn’t know that josh is in love with you, but to think that the guy who had never let his previous gfs so much as peck his cheek in public being so clingy and affectionate had them reeling.

but the fact that neither of you seem to notice just how sickly sweet you are as a couple is the true gag of it all.

[kissforyouu]

We need a scenario of the aftermath of that text message.. we need to know why he’s that overprotective 🥹

i'll make a drabble of them after the lil argument🙊🙊 but as for jk being rlly overprotective over oc, there's no specific reason for that. reason as in smth like "oh this happened to her once so now im rlly overprotective of her". he's js a rlly protective jealous bf in general (when he acc likes his gf😃😃). ig u could kinda blame it on how he grew up. rich kid, had everything. his parents things were his and so were his own things. everything was his. soooook yeah. also he's lowk projecting too bc he used to be a cheater🙊🙊 he WAS one of those guys so he clearly knows how they think so lol

[lonely-space-ace]

20 Questions for Writers

Thanks for the tag @serenbex!

1. How many works do you have on AO3? 31

2. What's your total AO3 word count?

137,690

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Mostly Doctor Who, but also RWBY, Star Wars, and a bunch of other stuff, most recently I've been writing for Dimension 20

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

Build This House Into a Home: an NCIS au where Gibbs adopts a bunch of children (genuinely don't know why this had the most)

Not Again: a crossover between Gravity Falls and Amphibia

Everything After: a RWBY fic about the fallout of volume 9, which is currently unfinished but Im working on it I swear

I Beg to Differ: Also a RWBY fic about Yang and Ruby recovering from the events of volume 9

Mates: The Doctor and Donna being best friends :)

5. Do you respond to comments?

Yes! Mostly! I really try to respond to all of them but sometimes I forget to and then feel weird responding three months later

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Uhhhhh

angsiest fics as a whole is probably I Beg to Differ or Carry On, but my only one with an actual angsty ending is This Time which is a drabble about the Fifth doctor in the Caves of Androzani

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Yes.

Jokes aside its probably either Sunrise or The Many Proposals of Nyssa and Tegan since those end with couples getting together and marriage etc.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

Thankfully not yet!

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Nope.

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

I've only written one so far! It was a crossover between Gravity Falls and Amphibia. I've had one planned for ages between ToH, GF, and Amphibia but haven't finished it.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

I don't think so

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Nope

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Nope, but I'd be down to try it sometime

14. What’s your all time favourite ship?

Don't do this to me

My favorite to write is probably Nyssa and Tegan? But I also love Bumbleby. And Imodna. And Beauyasha. and so many others. Dont make me pick

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

I live in a world of clownery where I fully intended to finish all wips eventually (ignore the fact that some haven't been updated in literal years)(I'm working on them I swear)

16. What are your writing strengths?

I feel like I'm pretty good at characterization and voice. I've also gotten a lot better at description and image recently

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

action scenes can and will kill me. also I don't know why I write romance so much seeing as I have literally never dated anyone. Also I tend to struggle with longer projects, although I'm much better at it than I used to be.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

Its fine but I prefer to be familiar with the language before writing it. And seeing as other than English I only know Latin, ancient greek, and ASL it doesn't come up often when writing fic

19. First fandom you wrote for?

...I plead the fifth

(It was ncis. on ff.net. like four years ago.)

20. Favourite fic you’ve written?

ohhhhhh that's hard. I love The Many Proposals of Nyssa and Tegan, both because of the fic itself and also because it introduced me to some lovely fandom friends. Everything After is one I am particularly proud of, as is Raising Our Glass, I don't know if I could pick one

Tagging @social-mockingbird @writing-my-mind-ink and anyone else who wants to join :)

[panda-writes-kpop]

H O W ¤ TO ¤ REQUEST

Requests are OPEN, as of 10/15/2023!

I figured that since I am reopening requests, I would offer a guide for those who have not requested anything in a while or ever! ❤️ This is an outline of the different styles of content that I offer. I am so thankful for everyone's support, and I look forward to hearing from you! 🥹🫶

If you're looking for the rules on who I take requests for or what content I feel comfortable covering, please click this link !

(IDOL) as Your GF:

An assortment of 10 headcannons for an idol. Most of the older groups on my masterlist (DC, RV, BP, Twice, Itzy, and Mamamoo) already have these done! These are, by far, the easiest requests I take, and I would be happy to do them for any female idol you request :)

Slushie Prompts:

For those who are unaware, the slushie prompts are small 100-200 word drabbles based on different flavors of slushies! Make sure to check the slushie prompts (I update it when I get requests) to see what flavors are still available! [Flavors with links or crossed out words are no longer available.]

Fluff Alphabets:

These are like the as your GF headcannons, but they're based around the letters of the alphabet! I've only done these for a few idols (Seulgi and Wendy are the first to come to mind, but I know there's a few others) so make sure you check the Masterlist and WIP in case your request is already there!

Scenarios:

These are bullet point style headcannons, but based around a certain situation for an idol, subunit, or group. The way that I do these posts is that I write (or attempt to write) the same number for each member, but I write fewer if there is a large number of members. So, if there's a bigger group, I would recommend requesting in subunits if you want more content for each member.

Reactions:

Reactions are similar to scenarios, except that they are formatted in paragraphs! They may receive dialogue, and they have more thought and care put into them, so they tend to take longer. I write 3-5 paragraphs regardless of group size, so you can request reactions for groups instead of subunits or individual idols! I may split your request due to picture limits or length.

Drabbles

Drabbles, to me, are fics that lie under 1,000 words. Unless you specify that you want a drabble, I will assume that you're requesting a longer-style fic.

Fics

Fics are any piece of writing of mine that is 1,000 words or longer. If you request a fic idea, I will (at a minimum) write 1.5-2k words. HOWEVER, sometimes the idea or music hits just right, and I end up with a much longer project on my hands. Don't think that your request is bad if I don't write as much as other requests, sometimes less words create a better story!

And that's it! I look forward to the incredible ideas you'll come up with. ❤️

[pe0pleall3rgy]

okay sorry im flooding your asks but i diagnose you with friend and its fatal

i just ate some really good bread and im feeling inspired, would you mind if i wrote little drabbles for you? i also have another idea that idk how to go about writing so BAM IDEA JUMPSCARE

okay so ford probably wouldnt watch steven universe but it was my last hyperfixation so yes he did, i can really clearly see him telling stan he wants to play him a song and playing love like you, i feel like the "i always thought i might be bad" part would hit really hard for him and stan because of their upbringing and tell me these fuckers arent insecure as shit and just come on it'd sound amazing if ford sang it

i imagine he's surprised stan gives a shit about him after all the things hes done just that whole song would hit so hard for him oh my GODD

su would destroy this old man

-gf anon

Diagnosed with friend 😭 im sob. Ough… Your asks are always welcome gf anon.

ALSO YES. I really like the idea of Ford projecting onto media in a way that helps him process or convey his emotions.

Give it up to Stan and ford pines for being terrible at communication. Obviously they’re trying to do better after, well. The apocalypse, but they still have a ways to go.

[babblydrabbly]

jailbreak || rick flag x reader || drabble

rick flag x f!reader - general - 1k words - warnings: slight whump. language. blood. injury. needles. canon-typical violence. Post-TSS 2021. Fuck it, everyone lives.

You were once an unapologetic supervillain, then a member of the Suicide Squad. Despite your vehement dislike of Colonel Flag at the start of your time together, you both quickly formed a bond that not many could understand.

In other words, you loved him. And it took everyone dragging you off the island nation of Corto Maltese by force to get you to leave what you thought was Rick Flag's dead body behind.

But when you find out he's alive and at the Argus director's mercy, you decided to hand Rick's resignation in to Amanda Waller personally.

“Tell me, Flag. Did she ask you to turn your back on your country? Or did you decide to screw any honor you had left yourself?”

Rick shifts against his restraints, still weak with bone-aching exhaustion. The wound in his chest screams with the faintest strains, and the sweat and dirt and blood in his eyes still stings like it did down in the wet belly of Jotunheim.

The Belle Reve-regulation straps gripping at his wrists and ankles are a bit of a joke, really. Rick doesn’t think he’s got the strength in him to turn a door knob at the moment. He wets his cracked lips as he glances over at all the monitors attached to a mess of wires, his head lolling against the grimy leather chair he can only assume was made for tortuous looking rooms like this one.

Rick shuts his eyes and thinks of you.

Of the tear tracks down your dirt-covered cheeks as you held your arms around young Cleo Cazo. Partly to comfort her as the two of you stepped into the Thinker’s godawful lair after Rick, but mostly to comfort yourself. The both of you had seen plenty of evil. But that lab had been something else.

And then the boom, boom, boom of a caged nightmare. All rage and anguish. Filled with fire.

Rick recalls the split second before everything came crashing down onto all of you. He remembers the way his eyes found you across the room. How yours were already locked on his.

You hadn’t asked him to betray anything. Rick had made his own choice. And as Peacemaker held a gun to his face, you had marveled at the rebirth of Rick Flag. That rage and righteousness. A culmination of everything he had ever done in the name of what he believed in- or thought he did- all burned up upon re-entry. You were witness to something beautiful. Something you had been waiting for, Rick realizes now.

But Amanda didn’t need to know any of that.

Rick takes his time as he shrugs weakly in his seat.

“What can I say, Waller. The world was collapsin’, and the only thing that mattered to me was that she was alive.” The answer seems to satisfy her. Fitzgibbon proceeds, the nanobomb syringed and ready to go.

The doctor’s shadow blots out the light shining down on Rick’s frame as a gloved hand presses against the back of his head. He jerks again. The instinct to fight fate overrides him like it never has before you.

Waller nods her head to the soldier beside her. He approaches Rick and shoves his head down firmly against his chest. Rick muffles the pained groan that rips through him as his chin brushes the stitches over his heart. It’s all Rick can do to picture you here beside him just as he thinks he’ll pass out from the pain of futile resistance, when a sudden blast does the job for him.

A ringing in his ears rouses him a few moments later, the scent of spent C4 charges and atomized cinder block walls in his nostrils. He grunts as a hand grasps him by the jaw, drawing his head up.

He blinks tiredly at your masked face, your eyes flying over every inch of his exposed skin for injury. You say nothing as you cut him loose from his binds with a blade, catching him as he falls forward into your arms.

Distantly, he notes the sounds of automatic rifles exchanging fire down the wrecked halls of Belle Reve.

“You’re really alive.” You whisper, still holding his face. You pull away to yank down your neck gaiter, revealing yourself to the colonel.

“That’s my line.” He mutters.

“Not with the way you’re all banged up, it’s not.” You chuckle softly in his ear. Rick seizes the moment to bury his face in your neck.

And if your eyes are watering when you stand back up, Rick blearily thinks it must be from all the debris flying around. Otherwise he’d have to consider how truly happy you are to see him breathing.

You wheel something up to his chair. A gurney.

“Way’s cleared. You better tell Harls the fun’s up.” Says a familiar voice. Digger Harkness’ broad frame is a surprise. You and the thief take Rick by each arm, forcing a moan from the colonel as you lift him over onto the flat surface. Rick collapses onto it, his vision threatening to darken on him.

He drifts in and out as he’s wheeled somewhere quickly, unsure if you’re still near. It’s not until he feels a heat through his eyelids that he understands what’s happening. He’s outside. The hot Louisiana sun glaring down on him. The gurney makes contact with something, jolting Rick awake again.

“You alright?” You call over the start of an engine. Digger wheels the rest of the gurney up into the back of the large rig as you take a seat beside Rick. You and Digger exchange more words as Rick’s hand blindly reaches for yours.

Finally, you turn to him when the back door rolls down with a loud bang. Rick groans.

“Almost out.” You assure him. You lace your fingers in his as you push him to rest back on the pad. The truck lurches forward, and after a few miles without any gunfire, you ease your grip on his hand with a tentative breath.

Rick draws your attention with a squeeze. You glance up swiftly.

“You’re crazy.” He forces out with a lop-sided grin. “No way in hell this wasn’t all you.”

You huff as you smooth your hand over Rick’s forehead, pushing his sweat-matted hair away from his brow. Rick’s eyes flutter shut before flying open again with a start.

And there you are. Still alive and doing the saving.

You lean down and press your lips to the back of his hand, lingering there as you let relief fill your roaring chest.

“Anything for you.”

[loverhymeswith]

I Can't Do This Again | Takeshi Kovacs x Reader

On the first of each month, each member of the GFS will write a drabble of 1k words or less based on a selected prompt and using a character portrayed by Joel Kinnaman.

March 2022's prompt is: "The world was collapsing, and the only thing that mattered to me was that she was alive.”

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When Tak lets himself into your apartment sometime before dawn, you pretend to be asleep. The covers are drawn up around your chin and your eyes are shut, but it’s a futile ruse. He can probably tell from the sound of your breathing alone that sleep has yet to claim you. It’s not that you don’t want to see the envoy. Because you do. Badly. You just don’t want him to know how relieved you are by his presence, especially as it feels like he’s been keeping his distance of late.

Intrigue eventually wins out. As you open your eyes, allowing them to adjust to the dim light, you can only make out the silhouette of Tak’s broad form as he sits on the end of the bed. Slowly but surely his gaze, sparkling in the pale moonlight, turns to land on your face. Another minute passes before you finally call out into the dark room. “What are you doing here?”

There’s a beat of silence and then, as usual, he answers your question with one of his own. “Did I wake you?” His voice sounds impossibly deeper tonight.

“Yes,” you lie. Truthfully, you’d been wide awake and staring at the ceiling long before the sound of the front door startled you. You’re confident Tak knows this, too. Pushing up on to your elbows to get a better look at him, you repeat your question. “What are you doing here?” When you’d told him where you kept the spare key, you hadn’t actually expected him to use it.

The bed shifts under his weight as he moves closer to you. “Wanted to check you were ok.”

“Why wouldn’t I be?”

“Poe told me what happened.”

Of course. You should have known that piece of information would work its way back to Tak. You’d pleaded with Eddie not to say anything about the men harassing you, but it’s clear where the AI’s loyalties lie. “I’m fine, I swear.” You sit up fully, reaching for the switch of your bedside lamp. Perhaps if he can see that you’re still in one piece it will ease his mind.

The two of you blink at the sudden brightness. You don’t know why you’re surprised to find a fresh cut running along Tak’s brow. The man wears his scars like armour. “Are you ok?”

Ignoring your question, he continues to survey you, his hazel eyes mapping your face with alarming intent. A distant promise of violence lies beyond the concerned gaze. “If they laid a hand-”

You grab his arm without thinking, silently marvelling at the mass of muscle beneath your fingertips. “They didn’t. And you really didn’t need to come here in the middle of the night.” But I’m glad you did.

“If anything happened to you because of me…” He trails off. For the first time since you met him, something akin to fear clouds his expression. Unexpectedly, he reaches out to cup your jaw with his large, calloused hand. You freeze, wide eyed and barely daring to breathe. It’s the first time he’s touched you like this.

Unsure of what else to do, you squeeze his arm. “Tak. I’m ok. Nothing’s going to happen to me. It was just some drunken idiots. Believe it or not, I can take care of myself and not everything in this city revolves around you.”

The joke falls flat, and he drops his hand, conflicted emotions still evident in his sharp features. Somehow, without meaning to, you’ve struck a nerve. You can sense that he’s about to close himself off again, so in a bold move you place your own hand against his cheek, fingers covering the scars that litter his surprisingly soft skin.

His eyelids shutter, just for a second, but then he’s shaking his head and pulling back, eyes flashing almost golden. “I can’t do this. Not again. Not with you.”

Your hand falls to your lap. Your pulse is a hammer, forming a crack in your chest. You’ve been tiptoeing around him for weeks now, attempting to gauge whether this attraction is mutual. The answer seems clear enough, but your traitorous heart still needs confirmation. Needs to hear from his lips that this thing between you will never happen. “What are you talking about?”

“I can’t let myself get lost in you.”

You’ve already gleaned enough information from Eddie and the Elliots to suspect that he’s been hurt before, but you don’t know the details – you’ve always been too afraid to ask. Until now. Now, you really have nothing to lose. “Tak, what happened?”

He turns his face away. Perhaps you’ve pushed him too far. But then he speaks, and his voice is shattered. “I had a partner once - a friend. She died - because of me. Because I let her get too close.” He pauses. When he looks back at you his eyes are glistening, and something tears in your own chest. You’ve never seen him this way before. So open. So broken. “She died because I loved her. I won’t let that to happen to you.”

“Tak,” you choke out, reaching for his hand. “That’s not-”

“I was blind. Distracted.” He cuts you off, compelled to continue. “All I wanted was to protect her. To keep her safe. I didn’t care about anything else that was happening. The gangs had taken over. The city was at breaking point. The world was collapsing, and the only thing that mattered to me was that she was alive.”

“But I failed. I was so focused on protecting her, I couldn’t see the true danger. That I had allowed her to become my weakness. And just like everyone I’ve ever loved, she was taken away from me.” A single tear rolls down his cheek. “That’s why I can’t do this. I can’t give you what I know you want.”

“Takeshi,” you murmur softly. “I’m not asking you to love me. I just want you to let me in.”

[yespolkadotkitty]

Open Up

A GFS server drabble. We do these every month!

Words: 700 ~ Pairing: Stephen Holder x fem!reader ~ Content: swears, mentions of marriage breakdowns

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“Yo, mama. Open up. I know you’re in there.”

You close your eyes at the sound of Stephen’s voice interspersed with pounding on the front door of your studio apartment.

You burrow deeper into your bedding, hoping he’ll give up.

You know it’s been four days. You would normally have swapped over a hundred messages by now, but you can’t face him. Not today and maybe not ever again.

“Yo! I need to see you! Please,” he adds.

It’s the please that finally breaks you. You can’t leave him standing there wondering if you’re dead, wondering if your cat Norman is eating your eyeballs.

(Norman would never. He only eats gourmet cat food).

You pad over to the door, look through the peephole.

Stephen looks like shit. You wonder if he’s even slept. His hair is mussed, looks as if he’s been dragging his fingers through it.

Your heart clenches at the tired, strung-out look on his handsome face, and the wrinkled fabric of his trusty hoodie.

You open the door, catching him with his fist raised, about to knock again.

“Jesus! I thought you were dead or somethin’!” He grabs you, pulling you into a hard hug, and you breathe him in and it’s perfect and oh God you missed him.

“Sorry,” you mumble.

He sighs into your hair and he smells of his last cigarette and cheap minty bodywash. Holder. You need him like you need air. Maybe it’s time you finally admitted that to yourself.

Something buts against your leg and you look down. Stephen does too.

“Oh, hey Norms,” he mutters.

The cat meows and then saunters back into your apartment.

“Come in,” you tell Stephen. “Drink?”

“Nah, I’m good.”

The door swings shut behind you both. Stephen rubs a hand over his face. “You gonna tell me why you ain’t answerin’ your phone?”

“Do I have to?” you ask weakly.

“Yeah. You do have to. You owe me that much. We had that one amazin’ night, baby - blew my fuckin’ mind, and then…. You just ghost me.”

“I’m sorry.” You hug yourself, and then hold out your hand. When Stephen takes it, you lead him to the couch, pull him down next to you.

He glances at you, huffs, then finally begins, “Why are you avoiding me?”

“Because…” You bite your lip. “Because I think I’m falling in love with you, okay?”

His brows shoot up. “And that’s a reason to not see me?”

“Yeah.”

He waits for you to elaborate.

“My parents’ marriage was a mess. They were always in and out of each other’s pockets. They had so many fights. My mother’s subsequent relationships were toxic too. But the whole time she insisted she was in love. So love is bad. I mean, for me, anyway. What if I’m just like her? So I got scared. Of changing us.”

Stephen looks at you for a long time. You start to wonder if it’s over, if you’ve ruined it by opening up.

Then he cups your face, very gently, and kisses you.

“We all got baggage. You know? Fact of it is, I’d rather have you with a shit-load of baggage than not have you at all. That shit makes you who you are. You know?”

His words are so soft and sincere that tears well up. You lean into him, and he cuddles you close.

“Did you mean it, baby girl?” he asks. “Falling in love?”

“Yeah.”

“Me, too,” he murmurs, dropping a kiss on your hair. “I think I love you. Maybe I always have. Ever since you told me to shut my mouth that first day in the break room. Don’t make me live without your smart mouth and your sexy smile. Okay?”

“Okay,” you agree.

And then he kisses you and you sink into his embrace, and you have your best friend back, only he’s so much more, now.

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Thanking my babe @loverhymeswith for the beta!

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[lacontroller1991]

Avoidant

On the first of each month, each member of the GFS will write a Drabble of 1k words or less based on a selected prompt and using a character played by Joel Kinnaman.

April 2022's Prompt Is: "Why are you avoiding me?" "Because... because I think I'm falling in love with you, okay? That's why I'm avoiding you."

Main Master List || March 2022

Warnings: language, idiots in love

You toss your phone on the couch with a huff. This is the 10th time Rick has purposely declined your phone call and you don't understand what you did wrong. Sure, you and him had a little fight a couple of days ago, but that was just because you had disobeyed one of his direct orders and it could've costed you your life. Sighing, you swing your legs off the bed and get ready for another day on the job, hoping to maybe see Rick and confront him.

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Meanwhile, Rick stares down at his phone and cringes when he sees your contact light up the screen. Denying the phone call, he turns back to his computer and continues the report Waller wants in her office for the upcoming mission. Noticing the fact that Rick is denying your calls out of all people, Economos raises an eyebrow.

"Why won't you answer her calls?"

"'m busy."

"Yeah, we all are, but we still take calls. Are you guys ok?" Rick turns to look at the tech with a scowl on his face.

"It's none of your damn business. She made a risky call and she seems to learn her mistake best when I ignore her," Rick easily lies and John can see right through it. Rick doesn't ignore anyone, not even his ex, though he knows he should, but it's just part of who Rick is, and him denying call after call is raising suspicions in the office.

"Yeah whatever man," Economos goes back to work as Rick sighs, taking off his baseball cap and running a hand through his hair. After a minute, he hastily stands up and makes his way to Waller's office. He can't have you running another mission, not when he almost lost you.

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The halls inside Belle Reve all look the same at this point. After working here for several years, you know the facility inside and out, which is why it's not hard for you to find Waller's office. Rounding the corner, you can make out Rick's shadow leaning over a desk as he speaks in a commanding voice to the woman herself. Sneaking over, you lean your head toward the door and eavesdrop on their conversation.

"I don't want her to go out anymore. She's not a great asset in the field. Maybe in comm, but not out in the field," your brows furrow at his words. There was maybe two other females that are in the same line of field as you, so he could really be talking about either one, but you have a suspicion that it's you.

"Agent (Y/L/N) is more skilled than most of your other coworkers, Colonel. She is a very valuable asset to me in the field and I would even say she is almost as good as you. So for you talk down about her only raises my suspicions on you Colonel, not her," Waller's voice remains impassive as you hear Rick sigh.

"Look, I just don't want her to go on any more missions with me, okay? I don't want to work with her," your heart sinks at his words. He doesn't want to work with me? Confusion and sadness take over and you fail to notice Rick walking toward the door. Stepping back, you go rigid as he stops in his tracks and eyes you up and down before walking away. That's it, what the fuck is his problem?

"Colonel Flag." You start to walk after him but he picks up his speed, not acknowledging you. "Colonel Flag." Still nothing. "Rick, please."

Rick sighs, stopping in his tracks but refusing to turn around and look at you, knowing that if he does, he would fall more in love with you.

"What's going on, Rick? What did I do? Why won't you talk to me? Why don't you want to work with me?"

What's said must be said. "I don't think you and I make a great team." Lies. "How can I have you on my team when you don't even obey my orders? I can't have that. I'm sorry, Agent (Y/N)." He moves to walk away and not look back but your hand reaches out and grasps onto his wrist, pulling him into you. Still, Rick doesn't look at you.

"Why are you avoiding me?" Rick weighs his options and choice of words as he makes the mistake of looking at you. Your normal (E/C) eyes are blown wide as they struggle to keep the tears in. Your lips slightly quiver as you struggle to keep the heartbroken sob from escaping. Rick sighs and turns around, placing two hands on your face as his thumbs trace across your cheek bones and he does not miss the way you lean into his touch.

"Because... Because I think I'm falling in love with you, okay? That's why I'm avoiding you."

"You what?" Your voice is small as you try to take in the meaning of his words.

"I am in love with you, and seeing you almost die on the field was too much for me to bare." His confession hangs heavily in the air as his hazel eyes dart away, afraid of what you could be thinking.

Except you're not thinking. No. You're just doing what feels right, and in that moment, the only thing that feels right is pressing your lips against his and so that's what you do. At first you're met with some resistance, but then when Rick recognizes what's going on, his hands hold your face close to his as the two of you lock in a passionate embrace. Who would have thought Rick avoiding you would lead to the revelation of your true feelings for each other.

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Tamagotchi

My Masterlist Other April 2022 Drabbles

Tag(s): 16+ | 2.5k words | strong language, reader is a mercenary for hire, mild depictions of violence, kind of meet-cutie. 

AN: yeah you see that word count? This one got away from me a bit... but i still love it

Back in 2011, the last few days of your employment with an assassin's hiring firm were the worst in your entire career and it was all because of him. 

You were playing the lead role of security detail for an infamous criminal that night aboard the man's floating casino. A passenger cruiser had been gutted and outfitted with a multiple floor casino, theatre hall, and gentleman's only club. Like his namesake, Bugsy didn't like being called Bugsy to his face, but he also did everything he could to encourage the comparison people made between him and the 1950's gangster who funded the creation of Los Vegas. 

You were checking in with your guards as Bugsy decided to go to the theatre for some entertainment and you were not getting responses from certain routes. Just then, several guests in blacked out dinner attire (unusual amongst the flamboyant attire of the ritzy) stood up and made their way in different directions except for one who began to tail Bugsy. 

Now this 'gentleman with ill intent' had clearly not clocked you as security. You were after all in a floor length dress and heels walking quite a ways behind the four goon sized suits walking Bugsy across the open casino floor. You let him get as far as the empty red carpet side hall before you caught him by his shirt collar and held your sharp hairpin to his jugular. 

The man grunted but upon feeling cool steel at his throat, he did not move to throw you off. "I think you and I are gonna take a walk, ok sweetheart?" 

You give Philip a nod– only one of Bugsy's guards actually looked behind them, unbelievable, if it weren't for you he would surely be dead a long time ago– and he kept the asset moving to his destination. 

You had half a mind to throw this big blond good-looking (wow what? Not now) intruder off the side of the ship, but Bugsy would have questions. 

"Thought you'd be the talkative type." The man's voice was dark and gravelly with a southern American accent. Typical. You had heard that voice before after a previously botched mission. You knew who he worked for and they might have your number seeing as he is exactly your type. The perfect distraction…

"Not when I'm working, dear," you shoot back. "I don't think ARGUS pays you to be very chatty, either." 

The man whistles long and low. "Beauty and brains. I see you!" 

You were getting ready to tell him to shut up when he turned around, and quick as a whip, slapped your offending weapon clean out of your hand. He reached for you and you dodged, throwing a quick jab to his ribcage before stepping back to give yourself some distance. Immediately he kneeled, and you realized with a pounding heart that he had a gun strapped to his ankle. 

You attempted to kick him in the face and he reared back, somehow you end up with your leg hooked on his shoulder and go for it. You were both reaching for the gun as your thighs lock around his neck, and the man is forced to stand to his full height, meaning neither of you got a hold on it. 

"Fuck," he hissed and your adrenaline addled brain supplied the thought that you would love to see his head between your thighs in a completely different setting. 

His hands locked over your knees and he pulled to try and pry them apart, only you had the upper hand. Those vaguely muscled boy arms of his were going to need to gain some major mass to fight the likes of you! It was still a vulnerable position for you– dangling precariously upside down around his neck. Could fall and break yours… so when you sat up and poked him in his eye as a distraction, you barely noticed the small scratch on your thigh before you were flipping backwards to gain momentum for a flashy, finishing move. 

Surely you took him by surprise when suddenly he was falling– no flying– towards the ground. You slipped easily between his legs and landed on your feet as he stumbled. Meanwhile, he landed with a sickening thud, face first on the ground and grew instantly still. 

The muffled sound of gunshots echoing cut your victory short. He was your diversion and your target was without your protection. You cursed as you ran towards the sound hoping you were not too late to pick up the pieces. 

It was only as the fighting stopped that you realized it was gone… 

Somewhere along the lines, things just continued to get worse for you. Scratch that, it is exactly after meeting Rick Flag (not yet a Colonel) and losing your tamagotchi that shit hit the fan. See, the shit in this metaphor was your life. 

Excommunication from the guild meant being hunted for sport by your former tentative allies (they grew bored of it after the second year). It meant only the worst of the worst would hire you for jobs and you have a strict 'no killing kids' policy. You have no real skills that are transferable to working 'real' jobs (you can type but all the good paying secretary jobs either know you were an assassin once or want to have weird sex with you). And ultimately this is what landed you in the belly of Gotham, picking up scraps of jobs to afford your leaky apartment that was a walking talking healthcode violation. 

"Hey Al." The desk clerk was dead asleep as you passed by and did not disturb when you greeted him. "Going out for detergent, want anything?... no? Good talk, buddy." 

You take the subway car there and pick up a few more items than you meant to along the way. Lucky for you, you brought a reusable bag that can take a lot of weight and board the train car that would take you back to your neighborhood (or as close as you can get to one of Gotham's many ghettos). While you stand, holding on to the bar above you as somebody’s baby screams their little lung out, someone huge and heavy bumps into you. You nearly take a dive into the laps of the two riders beside you, so feeling more than a little annoyed you turned on the guy who had been forced to take a knee from his fall. 

“Watch it, asshole!,” you yelled at him. 

And lo, did some powerful force or deity offer you meat for your ravenous dog. Because when the man in black tactical pants and tight yellow shirt looked up, he was entirely too familiar. Aquiline nose, strong jawline, dusty medium colored hair darkened with sweat, and two hazel brown eyes widened with a mirrored recognition (damn, did he get bigger? Those muscles in his arms are looking juicy). And there, swinging from his hip next to his gun was your motherfucking tamagotchi. 

“You! Give me that back!” 

You let go of the bar to reach for the blue green egg just as the train car 'slowed' to a stop. You were abruptly thrown, both of you falling to the grimy floor. Your landing was both soft and hard (in all the right ways… wait no you hate this guy! Stop that!) as you fall on top of him. Rick recovers from the shock faster than you do, and he peels you off of him by the hair at the nape of your neck before sprinting away onto the landing. 

Your shoes squeak loudly as you scramble after him, and as he charges through the angry masses in the station, you are right on his tail, keeping up in the empty pocket of people he creates for a moment with his body. Rick is quickly stopped however, by the locked iron gates of the nearest hallway. You slam into his back and try to take the tamagotchi again. 

You growl in rage when his calloused hand wraps tightly around your wrist and pulls you away again. He shouts, “seriously?! Right fucking now?,” but you can barely hear him over the blood rushing in your ears. You can’t wrench your arm free of his hold so you twist it and climb his back, your dirty shoes leaving wet black marks wherever they land. “Fucking–” 

You’re sitting on his shoulders and manage to punch him in the face before he catches your other hand in a death grip. Your fighting skills are beyond rusty– all crazy, no class, not like they used to be. Rick manages to open an eye and catch the goons who were chasing him earlier as they were exiting the train and looking for him. 

He flips you unceremoniously into his arms and promptly drops you to the ground (he tries to be gentle but he’s very much in a hurry and you will feel bruises in the morning). The ground by the gate is sticky and gross, a burst pipe producing a watery an environment for algae to bloom and creating a mass of natural, foul smelling slime beneath you. 

“Stop following me!,” Rick shouts as he barrels through more people to get to the stairs that lead to the street level. 

You try to chase after him but can’t catch a foothold to stand, slipping and sliding and failing for several minutes before you must admit defeat and crawl to the drier part of the concrete floor. By the time you find your footing and reach street level, Rick and the goons are long gone and you are left to stand there like an imbecile soaked head to toe in slime. 

You can’t even wipe away the frustrated tears that threaten to fall because you got that shit under your nails and using your sleeves would surely give you sepsis. Al only looks up to see you pass by because of odor emanating from your person. You even lost your bag and all the items you bought, doubtless that that included your phone and wallet too. 

You scrubbed yourself vigorously in the shower and checked your pockets to find you did have your wallet but your phone was smashed to pieces. You had enough quarters to afford the hot water for your third shower where you tried to mask the lingering scent of subway sewer with fragrant soaps. Your clothes were hopeless but you wanted to see if you could salvage anything– the underwear, the socks up until the ankles maybe, the bra was expensive as fuck…

So you trudged down to the first floor where Al was no longer at his post and into the laundromat in the back which consisted of two busted washers and dryers for a building with the capacity for 250 residents. And some awful rotten luck you have the universe continues to throw shit in your path, because who else but the Tamagotchi Stealing Thief is waiting for you by the apartment's alley door. 

You cock your hip and dump the rancid load of laundry in the empty washer. "You got some nerve showing your face around here." 

Rick leaned against the door frame, seemingly unperturbed. "Whatever you do, please, don't hit me again." 

You dump the last of the cheap powder soap into the washer and start it. "The fuck do you want?" 

Taking cue, Rick pushes off of the door frame and stalks slowly towards you like you're a wild animal ready to spring (hey maybe you are). It comes as a surprise to you when he holds out your lost treasure, dangling from a lanyard and mostly scratch free. The look you give him is one of shock and distrust which forces him to sigh. 

"Take it," he says, and dangles it a little more in front of you, "it's yours, ain't it?" 

You reach out a tentative hand and experience a flurry of emotions. Why did he keep it? Why was he giving it back? Was your buddy ok? 

Doubt clouded your mood like a brewing storm and at last, you let him place the plastic egg shaped toy into your palm. "Should've left it on the ship. What the hell kind of idiot keeps a toy for 10 years?" 

Rick simply chuckled and pointed not one but two thumbs at himself. "Same idiot who took care of it and replaced the battery when it was dying. I didn't do it all by myself– you have my brother's kid to thank for keeping it alive during missions." 

You stared at him, unseeing. "... there's literally no way." 

Rick shrugged. "Believe what you want, but that? That's your boy. Thought he was gonna die on me, you know, some of these things only live for 12 days at a time, but yours is… a fighter." 

You are struck dumb in the face of his words. "... how do you know it's a boy?" 

You're not listening to his answer because that's not really what's bothering you. You were going to pass him over to a criminal empire to be fish food when you first met, then you were going to murder him a few hours ago for ruining your life! And he had just… taken care of it in the hopes of seeing you again? Had he been looking for you or was it dumb luck? And, and, and… 

"But why," you sighed in utter defeat and confusion. "And if you were going to give it back anyways, why did you run away from me?"

Those very striking hazel eyes searched you up and down, making you feel exposed in your short shorts and fluffy socks. "The truth?" 

You nodded. 

Rick stuffed his hands in his pockets and looked away sheepishly. "Well first of all you were trying to kill me today, so let's just put that on the table. But basically… I've been trynna find you for a few years now. Heard you were in Gotham and checked it out. I didn't mean to run into you today– I wanted to give it back, not have you take it." 

"But why? What is so goddamn important about you giving it to me willingly?" 

A grown ass man should not be as cute as he is with the watery, puppy dog look he was giving you. "Truth is I was just trying to do the right thing and I think I accidentally fell in love with you…" 

You wanted to scoff– you did scoff! But all the same his words feel like a warm hug and despite everything, your heart (and your body) want to give him a chance. 

"Nice line, that ever work for you before?," you tease as you match his mean lean on the washing machine. 

He smiled in return, knowing you weren't rejecting him outright. "Sometimes." 

Anyway that's how you met your husband, and traded in your tamagotchi baby for a real family, and nearly every night when you go to sleep, you feel the tickle of Rick's ring bearing finger caress the tiny little scratch on your upper thigh and you know now it means he's thinking about how much he loves you.