#giant/tiny shitpost

[st4rryyynight]

★g/t thought of the night★

— |★| A giant and tiny have been friends for quite a while now, and in fact- they are pretty content with each other, with the tiny showing no sign of fear when they are around their giant pal. All is good. Though one thing is that, whenever the giant tries to make any sort of physical contact with the tiny, they always squeal and still with surprise, which is something that may concern the giant- putting them in thought that their little friend isn't as comfortable as they thought they'd be with them. One thing that don't seem to consider though, is that the reason as to why the tiny always flinches when they give them the slightest of prods and such, is because their freezing cold hands and touch are too much for their little friend to handle.

[tinyclownhours]

Listen, having a giant hold you so close to their face that you can feel their breath waft over you? Good on paper. But unless that bitch has pristine dental health, imagine the mid to bad breath :/// ESPECIALLY if it’s one of those mythical giants living out in the woods. Like baby yes, I know he’s big and scary and rescued you after you were chosen as a sacrifice by your village, but that man does not own a toothbrush. You think regular morning breath is bad??? Try living in a cave without any mouth wash and a diet of exclusively raw meat

[pool-floatie]

My fucking sister just said this to me and I about shot her, cause she k n o w s about my special interest and she k n o w s not to say thisnshit-

"Fe fi fo fum, I love eating cu-"

💀💀💀💀- planning a murder tonight bois

She also said that should have been my yearbook quote-

[suzyandthefox]

Half of G/T appeal to me is literally just this meme

[entomolog-t]

[tea-potato-gt]

G/t Trope Bingo:

Borrower stories:

Captured/discovered while out borrowing

The dredded 🫙Jar🫙

Bean, the “no, it’s pronounced human BEING” conversation

borrower with artistic abilities

The “that’s not borrowing, that’s stealing” conversation

Befriends bean of the house

Hurt-Comfort

Drunk giant scene

Dealing with pets/animals

Borrowers named after objects, food, or plants.

Tails or animal ears

BL

Fairy stories:

Losing ability to fly due to getting wet

Magic affinities/powers

Wishing to be human

Collecting human things

Odd names based on plants/magical objects

Curse(s)

Dragonfly or butterfly wings

Merfolk G/t:

Human drowning and saved by giant fish person

Speak different languages/can’t understand eachother

Put in air sack or underwater cave

Tiny fish person kept in a tank

Collecting human treasures

Pirates

Saving an entire sinking ship

Fantasy:

Jack and the beanstalk retelling

Princess/prince is engaged to a giant/tiny from a neighboring kingdom

Magic, spells, curses

Character goes on a quest to slay a giant (fails lol)

Kidnapped by a well meaning giant

Found family

Dark Borrower Stories:

Entire species is discovered

Kept as Pets or exterminated or experimented on

Borrower found by kind hearted bean, who shows them not all giants are bad.

Rac!sm/spec!es!sm

Humans think borrowers are dumb and underestimate them

Size-shifter:

Triggered by emotions (Scared/sad = small) or (Angry/happy = big)

Accidentally growing infront of friends and freaking them out

Accidentally growing in a confined space (room/box) and busts out.

Tearing through clothes or shrinking out of them, resulting in needing to make special clothing that changes size with them.

Modern setting:

Dating app misshap (accidentally unknowingly matching with a giant or tiny)

Disastrous first date

Fear of giants

Recently integrated school/jobs

Adopted by giant or tiny

Using phone twice your size

K!dnapped by school bully

Aliens👽:

Travel to or from other worlds/dimensions

Abduction

Different languages

Science experiments

Giant trying to convince tiny they aren’t evil

Mixed-sized families stories:

“Big” sibling & “little” sibling

Stairs and ramps around the house for easy access and travel

Tiny kid has giant sized room/bed

Extra rooms that are small scale (bathrooms and kitchens)

Small scale furniture next to giant furniture

Adopted kids/married in step kids

Protective parents (either giant or tiny)

Being carried to school/work by giant parent/sibling

Kids not telling friends they live in a mixed family (embarrassed.?)

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Comment any other tropes to add! Also if anyone wants to make a bingo card 👀👀

I got recommendationsfor each G/t genre if y’all want any 👀 here’s some of my recs

[gt-wierdo]

Evil giant wants to kill tiny

But the tiny is like a cockroach

*Giant stomping on the ground for the hunderedth time actually getting a bit scared* WHY.WON'T.YOU.DIE!?

Tiny:

[tinystrawberryshifter]

That "Tall guy gave me a business card" pic but it's actually Jason. This man does not know peace. Pic with no overlay and the card itself under the cut!

[officiallygoblin]

*Wears this to my own weddding*

[st4rryyynight]

★I have two sides when it comes to me wanting to be a tiny, the first one is that I want to be held by a giant, maybe even teased by them. And the second one is that I want to go out into the wild, find a squirrel, wrestle it, then befriend it and ride it like it's a horse.★

[gt-daboss]

G/T kisses in a fluff economy???

It's more likely than you think ;)

(Don't worry, it's all consensual and lovey-dovey, don't freak out)

[evieismol]

Maybe I'd be less depressed if I was 3 inches tall and very beloved by a giant. You ever think of that? No? That's what I thought

[entomolog-t]

You know what I wanna see??

Borrower stories where the human isn't just your everyday citizen.

Borrowers who realize they're living with a particularly dangerous psychopath, a spy, some mystical being they didn't realize existed, a mad scientist, ANYTHING.

I want the borower to feel like the normal being compared to whatever frick frack is going on with the human.

I want it to be incredibly weird when they meet.

Like both of them catching the other in the act of something they definitely weren't supposed to see. Both of them being utterly baffled by one another.

Forget the single sided "human realized borrowers exist"

I want a duel sided ball drop moment.

A killer caught in the act by a borrower-

An alien taking off their disguise and just hearing a tiny scream from under the furniture

A spy catching a tiny being rummaging through very confidential documents and immediately thinking this is some wildly advance spy tech

A scientist finding a tiny being staring in horror at the experiments locked up in their lab

A vampire getting caught drinking blood by a curiously tiny lil human

JWHFDLKAFHKL

Goodness- I need WEIRD borrower stories.

[tea-potato-gt]

One of my favorite parts of the manga Godaigo Daigo:

Read Chapter 1 here / Chapter 39 here / Table of contents here

THIS is the parental G/t I have been CRAVING for a long time.

A protective giant father not approving of any of his daughter’s fiancé’s.

He was turned into a giant after his daughter was born, and was separated from her for many years. This is their family reunion:

This family is EVERYTHING to me!

He is reluctant to let her get married because he didn’t see her grow up and wants to make up for lost time.

But when her new fiancée shows true guts and love for his daughter, he can’t help but approve.

But more importantly, he wants to make his baby girl happy 😭😌

This is a continuation of this post from @coffehbeans

Now I am BEGGING the universe for either an anime or a printed manga! (Preferably BOTH!)

I NEED people to read this manga RIGHT NOW

[certainwizardlady]

New family photo for the mantel

[ratcatcher0325]

✨🎶Is it his destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?🎶✨

Hello world, meet Ken-lexander 😂😂😂

I honestly don’t even remember how this came up in conversation with @kitn-underfoot but @lucentbliss blessed us with drawing it and for that I am forever grateful.

He is once again stuck in an oversized Barbie garment with no pants.