#girl help i have no idea what i'm doing

[prayers-to-hyliarceus]

Hello! I am the princess of Hyrule, Zelda, though I suppose that doesn't mean much here. I don't know how I came to this world? One moment I was sitting in Hyrule Field, and the next, I had woken up on Sunyshore Beach, as I've now come to know it as. Regardless, I've been separated from my friend, Link, and someone recommended to me that I should try blogging on Rotomblr, which is a very popular... er... app? - perhaps then, we will find each other. The logic here is rather ridiculous for multiple factors, but I will take whatever I can get to navigate this world.

Update: I'm no longer separated from Link! And I do know quite a lot more about Pokémon at this point, but advice is still much appreciated! And... Urbosa is also here, somehow.

Oh, almost forgot - my pronouns are she/her and I'm 23 years old. That actually... kind of depends if you count all the years time was stopped for me. Definitive... um... over 10,123 years old if you do.

maybe we should've introduced ourselves awhile ago on this post, actually... hey. name's Link. i don't have a gender, by the way. i like food and swordfighting.

My name is Urbosa, Gerudo Chieftain. And before you ask, the Gerudo are a people, from Hyrule. Also, I've somehow gotten myself four children since Falling - don't ask me how.

Here is a list (pending updates) of the Pokémon we currently own:

Me

Celebi (F)

Satori (Ponyta ✨, M [sie/sier])

Naydra (Dratini, F)

Link (he/they)

Madas (Honedge, X [they/them])

Epona (Ponyta, F)

Koshia (Ralts, M)

Fi (Ralts ✨, F)

Urbosa (she/her)

Naboris (Blitzle, F)

Blupee (Pachirisu, M)

[OOC info under cut]

blog is run by @pancake-umbreon!

Zelda and Link here are from a couple months post-totk, so there will be totk spoilers (they'll be tagged accordingly with implied, regular, or major. block as needed!), but Urbosa is from pre-calamity botw! no she hasn't died yet <3

important text color thing: anyone whose text is pink is a side character who will not actually join the blog, but they do have significant dialogue. hence why characters like Fantina and Cynthia both have pink text.

please let me know OOC if any trigger warnings need to be tagged!

pelipper mail/malice is on btw, but please no magic anons! and mod is a minor, so please no nsfw!

anywayyy, this is the link to tag navigation!

[floralcrematorium]

I'm not your friend or anything, damn

Belarus | Belgium | Czechia | Hungary | Liechtenstein | Monaco | Seychelles | Taiwan | Ukraine | Vietnam

[michaeljoncarter]

sorry, i'm still hung up on how bad the writing for sarevok was in bg3. it's not even just "he's so out of character!!" bad. that is just straight up not him. literally who is this man, what the hell is he talking about, and what has he done with the actual sarevok because nothing he says makes ANY sense like....

just as one example of how wild the contradictions/retcons are, this is how bg3 has him recount his resurrection in bg2 -

and this is (parts of) how it actually happened -

like??? it's so bad and weird and dumb and for WHAT???

[side-b-bumblebi]

Men who view women as their intellectual equals 😍

[corfisers]

i really need to finish this one day

[pigeonstab]

I gotta update ask Enoch but it'sssss so harddddd

The next few asks are gonna be like.. lore heavy ig? We'll be really starting things off and I need it to be perfect.

[goldkirk]

as I'm going back over my past history and items and journals and years, I come across all sorts of things, like the pencil I saved from that so-precious memory from second grade, and a pair of flip flops I've been missing for two years, and [checks notes] the modern-high-school-AU-kidnapped-by-a-serial-killer story I wrote in late high school jdfsjdfsjkjlksfd

[keeps-ache]

so Apparently a game i was running on my computer (without a cooler thing for a good minute there, because i guess i thought i was invulnerable to heat) may or may not have burnt out some parts of my machine. and it's been a couple months since i've played it bc it just stopped working one day and i just had to accept that lmao- but anyway i'm booting the game up again today, Surely this will go differently :3

[thousand-winters]

"I'm really not feeling all that great, so I'm gonna check out this complicated file that, if I understand it wrong, can fuck up the course of my future, that will make me feel better."

You absolute buffon /at myself

[krakitty123]

yet another school project leading to chaos me and my friends are making a medication that cures anything and it’s only side effect it that it turns you into a magical girl. what is my life anymore

[obessivedork]

I made the dumb mistake of wanting to play a "causes problems on purpose" gremlin this playthrough and then turning around and deciding my main companions are going to be Danse (I may hate them but I'm curious about this iteration of TBoS) and Curie

[airenyah]

ok so today i had my first thai class after a really long christmas break and somehow andreas gabalier (an austrian folk singer) and his music came up. and i don't remember what exactly my teacher said but he made a comment along the lines of "andreas gabalier is considered a standard good looking dude here in austria, right?" (my teacher is from thailand, so he wasn't sure about austrian people's preferences)

and his question was met with complete silence, because the thing is... our class consists of 3 middle aged guys plus one more guy in his mid 30s. and then there's me. the only girl

and since no one answered the question about andreas gabalier's looks, our teacher then addressed me directly and following conversation ensued:

teacher: "[airenyah]?" me: (feeling slightly shy and embarrassed) ".....i don't know what andreas gabalier looks like 🙈" everyone: (breaks out in laughter) middle-aged classmate: (highly amused) "i suspect he's not your type..." (me: "oh 🙈") "you're not missing out on anything :D"

i really like my teacher but god, let me live. don't put me on the spot like that 😩😩😩

[lisbonsteresa]

spiraling again

[pallastronomy]

Enter the Azure (Temp Pinned)

Hihi! I’m Azure/Celeste, I go by any pronouns, and I enjoy drawing stupid little animals, whether it be animalifies of my interests or my several hundred OCs. I also reblog a ton of stuff so fair warning lmao

I’ll make this look prettier later for now I just want to have smth in my pinned

#azureisms is my ramble tag, #azurescribbles is my art tag, and there’ll probably be more added to the list over time but like I said this is temporary

No formal DNI, just no bigots/terfs/proshippers of any variety, I block pretty freely if I get weird vibes. Also would prefer followers be 16+ only since I do reblog suggestive jokes sometimes

Lmk if we’re mutuals and you need anything tagged, I try to remember but my memory is dogshit sometimes so ur free to bonk me if need be

If ur interested there’s more about me down here but if not? Kick back and enjoy ur stay

Mad Rat Dead + Revue Starlight + When They Cry + Project Moon r rotating in my head constantly; if you ever want to talk to someone abt them I’m all ears

Other interests of mine are Homestar Runner, Zero Escape, Ajin, Pokemon, Persona, Eastward, and probably more that I’m forgetting, so you’ll probably see some of those as well

(Heads up that I do pretty consistently reblog spoilers untagged for all these unless it’s a recent Limbus Company chapter or literally one of the most crucial late game Umineko spoilers so be wary)

I am the Aruru Otsuki kinnie of all time. Frontier Found Family lives in my brain rent free. They put me in Revue Starlight without even asking me first smh. I have a tag exclusively for them it’s #Frontierposting

Sideblogs! I have those! @bewaretheblueskies is my OC blog and @celestial-hijacking is my selfship blog

18+ mutuals can ask for my NSFT blog

[wishingyouback]

i feel like as a kid, when you hear about how adults don't have things figured out at their age, you don't think about it much cause you're so young but then when you're older and you actually don't know what you're doing, where you're going in life... it's much (or maybe a little) harder to be able to navigate and trust that things will be okay when you don't have a specific path that you're working towards, or maybe you do and things don't go according to plan and you're just left to pick up the pieces and wonder where and how to move forward from here

[dogboyrevenge]

So nervous right now i could just fall asleep