#gloryhammer spoilers

[corono-of-ntikirra]

Can we talk about the Robot Prince of Auchtertool?

Like, such a conceptually cool character, presumably made by the Brothers of Crail, and appearing on the album art. Only to get Astral Dwarves of Aberdeen treatment.

Still better than the Questlords of Inverness, they retroactively no longer exist, similar to the Glaswegian Time Crystals that have the memorial for those who died in 1992 during the battle between Angus XIII and Zargothrax.

Anyways, enough rambling, back to the fact there’s just a Robot Prince that exists, and may be somehow related to the king referenced in On the Wings of a Rainbow who blessed that Angus with robots. We don’t know which Angus that is, or where. It could be XIII, or V in 1993 are my two theories. I would lean more towards XIII in the Terrorvortex. I hope Chris is proud of the Robot Prince of Auchtertool because that’s the second group/person I’ve gotten really attached to who might never reappear. God I love Gloryhammer, it’s so silly.

[jazzapples3]

Interesting points from the gloryhammer timeline:

Ralathor was born in the terrorvortex dimension. Some years after the events of terrorvortex he travels to the main dimension many years before 992AD and hides out.

The Ralathor who leads Angus 1 through the dwarven tunnels in Tales is the Ralathor from Return who traveled back in time to show Angus the way. At some point there was Double Hermit in the main timeline.

The Forbidden Scrolls of Anstruther are a Thing. These are what Zargles read from before he made his pact with Chaos. I'm assuming thats where the prophecy was written.

Hootsman in the terrorvortex dimension predates the arrival of thr Starlords. Were the Starlords even present in the terrorvortex dimension?

There are two hanging plot threads where things can go atm. Obs there is the end kf Return with Angus 2 hanging out in the multiverse but there is also Angus 5 (from Fly Away) who goes through an dimensional gate to 1993 main timeline to do REDACTED. Maybe a future album?

As the Cairngorm wizards forsaw the nuclear apocalypse, was that the battle mentioned in Wizards! ?

I'm guessing Ralathor prime is still chilling somewhere in the main timeline after 1992?

[blastedking]

Universe: The Court Wizard - Chapter 7: The Problem

There is a problem.

[uupiic]

Love how we seamlessly went from “fuck the Questlords!” to “fuck the Starlords!“ :’)

Personally I think it has to do with the “lords” part *insert thinking emote here*

[adrasteaeydiate]

IT'S HERE IT'S HERE IT'S HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and as I wrote before, I'm going to lock myself in this beautiful box and send it into space BECAUSE EVERYTHING FROM THIS BOX IS AWESOME

ALL HAIL OUR BOYS AND EVERYONE WHO CONTRIBUTED TO CREATION OF THIS MASTERPIECE YOU'RE ✨ THE BEST ✨ AND I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH ❤️ HATS OFF

My mom rn :

My dog :

Delivery man :

Neighbors (probably) :

[drjdorr]

So for a while my dm has played Gloryhammer music during games(good music would recommend) and tonight, I had the thought "Hey it clearly has some lore, I wonder what it's like. It probably has a wiki" and I was right on all counts and learning the lore only raised more questions and I had to drag myself out before my wiki dive went to deep because its lore is insane.

So one question I had was who is this wizard dude I see in the videos, and seeing a wizard on the popular pages spot I wondered which wizard it was from one video, spoiler he's both, kinda, well ones a clone who was activated by a future version of the other after he died in an alternate universe created when the drummer(?) blew up Mars with the two of them on it using his mechanical heart because the wizard was trying to summon a demon(?). I'd like to say the default aesthetic is generic over the top fantasy and the lore dive got weirder

[rhouxl]

One day, I'll write an essay on why some parody/jokey media works (Gloryhammer, Nanowar of Steel) while others (most sitcoms my father watches) doesn't. Spoiler: it boils down to "can you tell that the people involved have a passion for this project or does it feel like a constant eye roll"

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

KotLC Sophie and Keefe lyrics for Fly Away by Gloryhammer

It's not necessarily shippy, but you know. Check out the song first if you've never heard it, it's awesome. Mild spoilers if you're not caught up through Legacy.

Sophie: I wanna fly away on an alicorn to a land of freedom and light, Keefe: But I know that my legacy is to kill you in our epic fight! Both: I wanna fly away, cross the Lost Cities, to discover the force that's inside of me,  I wanna fly away!

Sophie: I have discovered there's a world I never knew, And I was made to set it right. The Black Swan's Moonlark, so much only I can do! My friends will join the fighting.

Both: I wanna fly away on an alicorn to a land of freedom and light, But I know that my legacy is to kill you in our epic fight! I wanna fly away, cross the Lost Cities, To discover the force that's inside of me, I wanna fly away!

Keefe: The hidden Nightfall of the Neverseen is mine, Forgotten memories hold the key. (Fragments of my mother's plan!) For countless years I've played right into her design, It's time to break my legacy! (Deadly Lodestar legacy!) By the power of our strange abilities, (Our strange abilities) We'll stop the rebels' plan and save the Lost Cities!

Both: I wanna fly away on an alicorn to a land of freedom and light, But I know that my legacy is to kill you in our epic fight! I wanna fly away, cross the Lost Cities, To discover the force that's inside of me, I wanna fly away!

Sophie: I hear swan song calling me From the depths of a broken memory! Keefe: I know I'll find my legacy By fighting back against the Neverseen!

Both: I wanna fly away on an alicorn to a land of freedom and light, But I know that my legacy is the... friend by my side! I wanna fly away, cross the Lost Cities, To discover the force that's inside of me, I wanna fly away!

[king-of-wrath]

Shuffle Your Playlist and List the First Ten Songs

(( Spoiler: I am a big nerd and if I can imagine myself fighting an epic battle with the song in the background, then I will like it---because I'm usually playing video games while listening ))

"Fields of Verdun" by Sabaton

"Killers with the Cross" by Powerwolf

"Gates of Ekrund" by Wind Rose

"Sonne" by Rammstein

"Universe on Fire" by Gloryhammer

"Attack of the Dead Men" by Sabaton

"Mein Herz Brennt" by Rammstein

"Incense and Iron" by Powerwolf

"Wolf Totem" by The Hu

"Numb" by Linkin Park

Tagged by: @diabolicore

Tagging: Anyone

[someawesomeamvs]

Warning: Flashing lights, potential spoilers, violence, sexual imagery

Title: How not to Reincarnate into this Wonderful World! Re:Dive

Editors: ceddic, DaMasta AMV

Song: Hootsforce

Artist: Gloryhammer

Anime: Arifureta Shokugyou de Sekai Saikyou, Isekai Maou to Shoukan Shoujo no Dorei Majutsu, Itai no wa Iya nano de Bōgyoryoku ni Kyokufuri Shitai to Omoimasu., Kage no Jitsuryokusha ni Naritakute!, Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Bakuen wo!, Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo!, Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo! Movie: Kurenai Densetsu, Kono Yuusha ga Ore Tueee Kuse ni Shinchou Sugiru, Mushoku Tensei: Isekai Ittara Honki Dasu, No Game No Life, Overlord, Princess Connect! Re:Dive, Re:Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu, "Sekai Saikou no Ansatsusha, Isekai Kizoku ni Tensei suru", Seirei Gensouki, "Sentouin, Hakenshimasu!", "Slime Taoshite 300-nen, Shiranai Uchi ni Level Max ni Nattemashita", Tate no Yuusha no Nariagari, Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken, "Watashi, Nouryoku wa Heikinchi de tte Itta yo ne!"

Category: For fun/Comedy

[sleepyyghostt]

“I have discovered a scroll, telling tales of equipment for wizard A jetpack of ultimate steel with the power to fly”

ah yeah, just ur regular standard wizard equipment

[corono-of-ntikirra]

We have done it! dundun ROBOT dundun PRINCE!

[jazzapples3]

This was posted by chris on the gloryhammer subreddit. An official gloryhammer timeline. I'm going nuts

Edit: link to og reddit post so you can see the timeline clearly

[heroesofdundee]

Made this edit of a ‘prayer candle’ in honor of the man, the myth and the legend, Angus McFife XIII. We miss you, our dear Crown Prince. I’m curious to see how everything shapes up in album 4, but nevertheless, we appreciate your sacrifice. (I plan on making more prayer candles for the rest of the crew.)

[uupiic]

out of all the godsdamn characters of Gloryhammer, Ser P has the worst hand dealt constantly

sure he doesn’t die at the beginning of the new album, but he does die at the end together with everybody else

again

[adrasteaeydiate]

Okay but I think this picture best describes what's going on in the album and about the album in general (my fav word currently: SPOILERS) :

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Ser Proletius (I don't have to explain, we all know (unfortunately) what's going on)

Angus McFife II when he sees a box with only emptiness and lies inside

Basically everyone during the grand g inal (except Angus ; *insert Yes, that's sad...anyway meme*)

Billy Bolesław (someone wrote Billy Colesław and I can't unsaw this 🤣🤣)

A saxophone ( Battle Sax 🎷) thrown violently by The Hootsman in Wasteland Warrior Hoots Patrol MV

Angus McFife II when he sees the poll (who is main character) results on the Gloryhammer Reddit and finds out he's losing to Robot Price of Auchtertool ( OVER THE ROBOT KINGDOM RULE ELECTRIC LORD OF WAR DESTINED TO REGIN FOREVERMORE 👑👑👑)

...and poor Mike who is Forever Clone