#goatkibble

[ninjaofthepurplethings]

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY @goatkibble! I know you are not around but I miss you terribly so wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday anyway in case you are lurking! Luffs you 💜💜💜xxx

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Amelia gets to business with no preamble, knowing who awaits them at home. First, Emmy - oh hey, we haven’t seen Emmy for a while! - is faced with the reality that her relationship with Alex will disintegrate if the shaky ground they’re on stays its course. Considering they predicted Cordelia’s otherwise inexplicable victory, she’s inclined to believe them this time, and pledges to do better.

I’m afraid I can’t get as prosey with the BFT, because I... don’t know who they are. I’m tempted to say it’s Dub, given the hat, but they look too thin to be Dub - which I know might be from the ghostly malnutrition, but starvation can only get you so thin before it kicks into emergency mode, and Dub would have enough padding that he--

Come on, bro, don’t look at me like that.

[spladoum]

Testing ... testing ... Am I still salty about the mobile game killing these two off? As a tub of movie popcorn!

[justanothersimsblog]

Ooops, replies I apparently forgot about?

@drudragonrose replied to your photoset “Kayne pulled the rope from his side, pulling up the partitioning...”

Well she's not wrong.

Noup noup

@hyperkaos replied to your photoset “She leaned up to kiss him again and he met her halfway. Letting his...”

*snort* that face is perfect!

It is! I didn’t even plan it so but saw the expression on the pose and was like PERFECT

@goatkibble replied to your photoset “One day at school Ibis had been walking towards one of his classes...”

Ahhh I see. She's a prostitute, trading sex for drugs. It makes sense now.

Hahahaha that’s one way to put it

@gaiahypothesims replied to your photoset “Ah little Stacy Q When she doesn’t have a thing to do She comes to...”

NICE

:)

[hureuf]

Abraham took Megan to the vet and let her viciously attack another customer.

Abraham: I can’t control the cat, don’t look at me!

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twinsimskeletons replied to your post “Tag Meme”

i loooove archer

@twinsimskeletons I feel like I’m late to the hype train for that show, since I’m only on 3rd season. But so far, I’m liking it. It also doesn’t hurt that Mallory Archer is basically a hornier version of Lucille Bluth!

littlesims2chick replied to your post “littlesims2chick replied to your photoset “archiemcphee: Because...”

Yessss! 😂

@littlesims2chick Birds can be pretty entertaining!

goatkibble replied to your post “littlesims2chick replied to your photoset “archiemcphee: Because...”

That was an emu, one of the most fearsome and unholy creatures on the face of the Earth. They are pure feathered evil. I have been chased and menaced by these devil birds on more than one occasion. They always looked like they were smiling when they did it too -__- Fuck the Australian spiders and snakes, our birds are what you really need to worry about.

@goatkibble Admittedly, I’m not as familiar with the differences between their appearances to really tell them apart. Yet. But what you’re saying definitely makes it sound like an army of emus would be perfect for protecting government security objects!

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[ibroughtthisonmyselfpixels]

After lunch, it’s time for Amelia to visit the park for that eye-Rune grabbing I mentioned earlier. Fortunately, the place is pretty packed today! Plus, in light of the previous level-up, they’re able to turn that into exercise as well, which is great for the body and their dimensional capabilities - after all, like any other part of the brain, it behaves like a muscle, and muscles work best in crisp fresh air. ...well, crisp stale air, considering how long it’s been winter, but you get the idea.

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REPLIES TO RAJ’S DINNER DATE PART 2

@tyrellsimsoficeandfire

How does that stupid guy dare to ask that with his wife around!!!! Stupid Idiot

Heh heh! You would know the answer now. Sorry for the subterfuge ;=)

@stsciurussimblr

Brent needs a boyfriend.

Or a cat!

@shhhushhh

Even if she is capable of keeping her cool, does it worth it? 🤔 Even for 20 gran. And that other customer with the sushi has to be reported to the manager and thrown out! Ok... politely asked to leave.

@ktarsims

Oyyyyeee.

@getmygameon

The thing I'm most surprised is that Mia in all this time hadn't dared get a boob job but I guess she figures they see what they get or forget it because she probably doesn't want to be one of THOSE women although I'm sure the thought has crossed her mind a time or twenty but she's staying true to herself which isn't a bad thing.

Yes, Mia has always pretty much stayed true to herself...but there would be no way she could afford a boob job, even if she wanted one!

@wannabecatwriter

If she still crushes on Raj after this... too bad.

@lilsisterg

After that insult I was sure she was going to blow ... damn she's good!

@goatkibble

Wow, this restaurant is full of arseholes - horny Raj, sushi creep and BRENT'S BUTT ON THE BENCH!!! Oh lord, get off the work surfaces! ;-;

@sims3hasstoppedworking

Not only tongue...

@simsmidgen

Nice set up Raj, but I think she has passed the test now. Now if Mango had of asked to eat of her naked body, that would be a different matter, I'm sure :P

@miraakles

I am also insecure about my chest like Mia so tbh all I wanna do is smash a plate on Raj and his ugly ass dates heads and then punch that other guy out his chair. Like Mia.. Do it. If Anita got away with murder you can too girl! Who's gonna believe a criminal over an innocent blonde??

@sweetnovember77

Lol! Apparently Raj has found the pearl. And, it doesn’t seem to matter where you go. Some folks will still lack polite or well-bred social behavior.

@princessdejamars

LOL...you go Raj....buy me dinner but I'm not on the menu for dessert.....

@reverieinsimlish

Bwahahaha

@serabiet

he's just awful :D

She’s a gold digger, and he’s playing her ;=)

@shhhushhh

Well, he did kiss her. So it's time for her to pay. But seriously I can't pick up on his game right now. I'm intrigued!

Raj thought that would be the ultimate test- If anything was going to make Mia lose her cool, it would be watching him make out with Amelia. But as we know, Mia didn’t miss a beat.

@miraakles

Raj you bastard. Holy shit you just played the hell outta this skank! For that, I forgive you! Like a whole 1% forgiveness.

@sweetnovember77

bahahahahahaha 😂😂 typical. uptight and stuffy.

Amelia should have stuck with dating geriatrics.  They are much more her speed ;=)

@sleazy4goopy

LOL I love Raj, what a star

@lalunebleue

Hahaha! Raj is awesome!

@nocturnalazure

Omg, Raj is quite something else! Love it!

Thanks Lovelies for all the Raj love! He is definitely one of my favourite characters. I have been looking forward to this story arc for a year or more, and I’m so excited it’s finally taking shape. SQUEEEEEE!!!!

@winifredwoogie

Lol, Bazinga!

@parystrange

ROFL! That last line....

@ktarsims

LMAO - OMG. Mia might get to gloat after all. xD

@simsmidgen

job well done

@simsmidgen

the wine was fitting ;)

I knew you’d notice the wine ;=)

@wannabecatwriter

He is probably well aware of her gold digger tendencies.

He is....his friend Hector at the Bistro told him all about Amelia and her ex-husband.

@hyperkaos

Grins and pretends to buff nails on imaginary collar - waits for the next edition of "As The Cats Play"

@tyrellsimsoficeandfire

I can hear Mia chuggling behind the next corner! 😂😂😂

Urban Dictionary: chuggling

@mysimsloveaffair

Ha! Raj is a damn pimp. And you know she probably ordered the most expensive thing on the menu.

LMBOOOOO!!! Of course she would have! Caviar and Lobster Thermidor!!

@lilsisterg

LOL!!!! Welp! LOL!

@ice-creamforbreakfast

Oh shit XD

@buckleysims

LOL, yeah I agree with simsmidgen! A cheeky brat indeed. XD But I love him. And Mia. And this entire episode. Fabulous job! <3

@buckleysims

Also, I just want to add, the detail in this story never fails to amaze and impress me. And it's done in such an entertaining and amusing fashion, too. Goals, tbh. I can't get enough! :)

Awww, Colleen! You overwhelm me! Your comments always make me so happy, and quite stunned as well, because your own screenies are of course so flawlessly rendered and rich in detail.  Thank you so much for the lovely words. 

@sims3hasstoppedworking

I think Torpedo Boobs won't sleep tonight anyway. Shock was too big. 😂

She won’t be sleeping on her stomach, that’s for sure....

@streetlightaurora

Haha, he's a savage. 🤣

@igglemouse

That's just cold LOL wow!

I loved this comment because it reminded me that while Raj can be charming and chivalrous and very kind to those in need, he can also be cold and ruthless and calculating. Thank you!

[ice-creamforbreakfast]

I don’t care what anyone says, @goatkibble‘s birthday present was the best XD

[justanothersimsblog]

A goat and a dragon speak!

@drudragonrose replied to your photoset “Ella had texted Ibis earlier to make sure he was alone in his room....”

Dom Ella!

Yep!

@goatkibble replied to your photoset “Getting rid of that science certainly was the right choice. We have a...”

DESPERATE

Hahaha. Probably. On her defense Ibis does...satisfy

@goatkibble replied to your photoset “All that so we would take classes together?” Ibis inquired. He read...”

I really thought she was smarter than this...

Maybe she fell pray to his vampiric charm? Maybe she just has lower standards than expected? Perhaps it’s just about the power...

@drudragonrose replied to your photoset “All that so we would take classes together?” Ibis inquired. He read...”

Dick*

drudragonrose replied to your photoset “All that so we would take classes together?” Ibis inquired. He read...”

Slow Ibis is slow. Alsonid say don't stick your sick in crazy but ... Kikio.

LMAO Slow and knee-dip in crazy! Maybe he tried it and liked it? ;)

@goatkibble replied to your photoset “Ibis finally finished hanging the fabric and Kayne noticed that it...”

Ibis really does got to shocking lengths to get his ding dong played with

goatkibble replied to your photoset  “Ibis finally finished hanging the fabric and Kayne noticed that it...”

At least poor Kayne doesn't have to see or hear terrible, traumatic things anymore XD

Hahaha yeah, he really does. It doesn’t help that he likes showing off his powers so if he can do both well...

But yes, Kayne shall now be safe and sound. 😇

[heavensims]

Hair Replies

Thank you everyone for the sweet compliments! More individual responses under the cut.

owly-sims replied to your photoset “Got my hair cut. It’s been years (more than 3) since I last got it cut...”

You're so pretty! I would also like your hair, please

You really don’t, I promise! It’s a thick, frizzy mess most days. Takes forever to blow dry/style when I put the effort into it. The only good thing is that, because of the body, it does tend to hold wave/curls well once done, but still. It’s not hair that you can let air dry and still look like a put-together person! (which works out for 90% hermit life)

treason-and-plot replied to your photoset “Got my hair cut. It’s been years (more than 3) since I last got it cut...”

you look like the complete opposite of a sphinx cat- GORGEOUS, WITH HAIR...BEAUTIFUL, LUSH LUXURIANT, HAIR

I take this as the highest of compliments! Not a Spinx-cat, yay! ;)

goatkibble replied to your photoset “Got my hair cut. It’s been years (more than 3) since I last got it cut...”

I think that bed would look better with a sphynx cat on it :D

My dogs might eat it. lol

goatkibble replied to your photoset “Got my hair cut. It’s been years (more than 3) since I last got it cut...”

So long! :O

It was ridiculously long. Strangling me in my sleep long. Maybe the longest it had ever been and, man, am I glad it’s gone. I like my hair long but that was too much.

pandelabs replied to your photoset “Got my hair cut. It’s been years (more than 3) since I last got it cut...”

3 YEARS?! DAMN WOMAN

I know. When we lived in Virginia (until 2010) I had a stylist I really loved. But when we moved to California, I never ended up finding someone I liked enough to go back a second time. I can be a tad anxious about my hair. So the 5 years we were out there, I think I only got it cut 3 times (right before my husband came home from each deployment, lol). Then we moved here in 2015 and I just never bothered looking for someone. 

parystrange replied to your photoset “Got my hair cut. It’s been years (more than 3) since I last got it cut...”

You look so lovely ! :) I wish I could grown my hair that long but it is so fine it looks like rats tails in the end. I am envious !

No, don’t be! My ends were in really sorry shape. Super split and dry, snarled really easily. My hair feels so much healthier now. 

declarations-of-drama replied to your photoset “Got my hair cut. It’s been years (more than 3) since I last got it cut...”

Looking great! Mine is at the stage where I need it cutting but I'm like "this is the last time I will grow my hair being this old so I want to keep it long!" ;p

Maybe just a trim if you need it. I’ve seen older people with fabulous long hair. If you want it long, go for it no matter how far in the future! I can’t imagine ever having short-short hair, no matter how old I get (unless I get my great-grandmother’s curse of having hair so thin it’s just wisps, then I guess long would be silly)

nornities replied to your photoset “Got my hair cut. It’s been years (more than 3) since I last got it cut...”

Looks great! I do this every other year, too :)

Glad I’m not the only one that puts it off for ages! I’ve donated my hair twice and never had to cut it past my shoulders to do it since my hair grows pretty fast and I go awhile between cuts. Didn’t this time though because it was not pretty, healthy hair.

hyperkaos replied to your photoset “Got my hair cut. It’s been years (more than 3) since I last got it cut...”

Hello Beautiful! Looking fab!

ninjaofthepurplethings replied to your photoset “Got my hair cut. It’s been years (more than 3) since I last got it cut...”

Look at your lovely face :D

ultroslovesyou replied to your photoset “Got my hair cut. It’s been years (more than 3) since I last got it cut...”

Looking good there. ����

medleymisty replied to your photoset “Got my hair cut. It’s been years (more than 3) since I last got it cut...”

Pretty!

fanaskher replied to your photoset “Got my hair cut. It’s been years (more than 3) since I last got it cut...”

Looking good! :D

vivala-sims replied to your photoset “Got my hair cut. It’s been years (more than 3) since I last got it cut...”

hi bb, you look lovely!! <3 xo

Aww, thanks guys! *blushes*

simsandwins replied to your photoset “Got my hair cut. It’s been years (more than 3) since I last got it cut...”

hi it looks so pretty!!! i was the same way before I got pregnant this april. I had it SUPER LONG and once I got pregnant I just chopped it off! and now I dont throw it up in buns either hehe. looking good!!!!

It’s freeing in a way, right? Don’t constantly feel like it’s all over the place and getting in the way. I’ve actually slept with it down. It hasn’t been up in a bun/pony once so far since the cut. Of course, today is also a hair wash day (because it’s so thick, I only wash my hair every other day/every 3rd day) so we’ll see what happens once it doesn’t have the sleek blowout that the stylist did. lol

[ninjaofthepurplethings]

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, @goatkibble! I hope you have the most delightfully smutty day, full of love, laughter and wonderful gifts! :D 💜

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goatkibble replied to your post “Just a little update… More about the picture in a mo, but I wanted to...”

Pictures are always pretty blurry in game no matter what format you use. Although some meshes are better than others at preserving quality.

Thanks for the feedback! This is the in-game Lips painting and I was surprised to find out that when you export it, it’s actually rectangular shaped! I wonder if that has something to do with the degradation in quality of the picture. At any rate I’m not sure that I want to mess with getting permission to use someone’s custom mesh right now so guess I can live with it.

goatkibble replied to your post “Just a little update… More about the picture in a mo, but I wanted to...”

And that picture of the fate of unattended children should strike fear into the hear of any parent bahahaha

IKR? I laughed so hard when I saw that the first time. :D

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REPLIES TO AWESOME ANON TAG

@ohthesefaces

I have massive respect for anyone that can not only plan ahead but also let the story take them where it goes and is willing to rework those plans as needed. Not any easy thing to do for everyone!

Thank you very much! I love how nothing is cast in stone when it comes to storytelling. It’s what makes it so fun and exciting.

@simcatcher

Thank you 😘

@aquasimsoul

Been a fan throughout the years keep up the wonderful work love❤️❤️❤️❤️

@lyrea

Wonderful read.

Awww thank you Lovely!! 

@goatkibble

My 2c worth but I don't think you should regret not going overboard for Anita and Joel's first night together. I recall having some empathy for Anita's struggle in being attracted to someone she wasn't supposed to have and then falling victim to temptation. I don't think I would have felt the same poignancy (or respect!) if it seemed like the writer was reveling in infidelity by being gratuitous.

I really appreciated your comments Megan, and they definitely gave me food for thought. Let’s just hope that my unwritten sex scenes were able to strike a delicate balance between gratuitous revelry and furthering the development of Anita and Jojo’s emotional as well as physical attraction, while also revealing more about Anita’s dissatisfaction with her relationship with Harry, and her escalating feelings for Joël coupled with her escalating guilt. ;=)

@goatkibble

And the fact that Anita WAS likeable back then (she still had some moral compass) also makes her decline now seem so much more of a shame. The memories hurt me Pru! ;-;

Awwww. But I think she’s clawing her way back! I really feel that now she and Joël are actually living together she’s going to turn a corner! She’s never been so content, she is safely ensconced ith Jojo and Jared in her dreamhouse, Georgina has crawled back to AP with her tail between her legs ...What could possibly go wrong??

@mada-didi

Thank you for the tag! I'm touched :)

You’re welcome Possum!

@shhhushhh

I can't believe there were a time you thought you're gonna lose followers because of new story direction (even NSFW). This is the second time I came across such statement (I've read the same thing at the end of @goatkibble Debit BC) and I was  bafled again. Anyways, your story/blog is a gem and I consider myself lucky I've found you. ❤

Well, a lot of my followers were solely Baby Jessica/ Eunice fans and there were a lot who unfollowed me around that time. I’m guessing because they weren’t happy about me posting nsfw, or just about the emphasis on Jonita and not Jessica and Eunice. Or maybe because of Sims 4. Or maybe just cos my blog sucks :D

@neomagicalnewt

o/

@igglemouse

I enjoyed reading this! I know that feeling about worrying about losing followers when you do more NSFW things, I'm pretty sure I have lol, the past year I've lost more followers than I've gained! I think your story is one of the best here! I know I've said it before but I really do mean it!

I’m shocked you have lost followers because your blog is so adorable and fresh with such memorable characters..it’s one of the first TS4 blogs I really embraced and it’s just gone from strength to strength, especially your writing. Also Isabela/ Carnage is a masterpiece! But yeah, I still lose a shitload of followers everytime I post intimate pics of Seph and Audrey, which amazes me, really...guess Simblr isn’t so enlightened and LGBT-friendly as it would have us believe. Anyway I’m better off without followers who are offended by lesbians so it’s win-win.

[buckleysims]

Winifred Song for @goatkibble​’s Farmer’s Wife Bachelor Challenge.

NAME: Winifred Meilin Song AGE: 23 SEXUALITY: Straight ETHNICITY: Chinese Australian SKILLS: Athletic 3, Charisma 4, Cooking 3 GREATEST STRENGTH: Her quiet self confidence. Winnie is not arrogant or conceited, but she knows who she is and what she stands for and that core strength, her inner well of pride and courage and self-respect, rarely falters. GREATEST WEAKNESS: Her black-and-white thinking. It’s all or nothing for her. There’s no middle ground, no room for mistakes or setbacks or failures, and she struggles to accept that neither she nor her friends and family are not and never will be perfect. REASON FOR JOINING: Winifred loathes the crowded, smoggy concrete jungle that she was born, raised, and currently resides in, and she has always fantasized about moving to the countryside. Feeling bored and burnt out after recently having graduated summa cum laude from a competitive university in St. Claire, Australia, she decided against the very vocal advice of her well-to-do parents to put off applying for graduate school and try something different for a while. Winnie has always known that more than anything else she wants a husband and family of her own someday, and she figures that this bachelor challenge will not only be an exciting and interesting new experience for her but also a way for the inordinately picky young woman to hopefully, maybe meet and marry the man of her dreams. WHAT IS HER PERCEPTION OF FARM LIFE? Winnie has a very romanticized view of what life on a farm is like. Growing up in the big city, she spent most of her childhood either indoors or playing on cement pavement, but that didn’t stop her imagination from running wild. Her all time favorite game, she’d gather up her entire collection of My Little Pony toys, her Barbies, Monster High dolls, and Fisher Price barnyard animals and scatter them throughout her room, cheerfully bossing around the plastic figurines as though she was the stable master and they were her loyal-but-inept farmhands and day dreaming about what it might be like to ride a real horse. Somewhere beneath that hazy, idealistic fantasy, Winifred realizes that running a farm involves a lot of hard, tedious work, but she prefers not to dwell on such a minor, insignificant little detail. HOW WILL SHE CONTRIBUTE TO FARM LIFE? With her enthusiastic, can-do attitude and unerring attention to detail, Winifred would make a wonderful administrator for the ranch. Not only could she act as a bookkeeper and clerk, but with her outgoing personality and her background as a business major in college she would likely prove to be a great asset to the commercial and marketing side of the family’s farm. And while she may not know all that much about raising livestock or growing crops, she is willing, able, and eager to learn anything she can to help her win over the bachelor’s heart. ADDITIONAL INFORMATION: As the only child of a wealthy real estate mogul and his high powered executive wife, Winifred never wanted for anything. Her parents gave her the best tutors, the finest clothes, the priciest toys, but at the same time they worked hard to instill in their daughter a sense of compassion and concern for those less fortunate than herself. They wanted to see her grow up to become a responsible, independent adult, and so from an early age they made it clear to Winnie that she would not inherit a cent of the family’s fortune, instead electing to bequeath their entire estate to various charities when they pass. Winnie, for her part, didn’t care. She looked forward to proving to herself, her parents, and the world that she was not just another spoiled bratty trust fund baby, that she could succeed in life without the ongoing financial support of her mom and dad. And so she worked hard in school and excelled at her classes in college, but by graduation she felt worn out and restless. That’s when she stumbled across an ad for the bachelor challenge, and something about the idea seemed so crazy, so thrilling, so undeniably unlike her that she knew she just had to enter.

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