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Imagine what it’s like being Lazard. Your top three employees according to fate are a 1) silver haired cat-man with three cycles of NPC dialogue he cycles through before he’s socially useless, who carries a sword longer than his body and is scarily proficient at his job and apparently nothing else 2) a fucking ginger (derogatory) obsessed with an old poem he recites regularly that’s our contextual equivalent of quoting Homer in day to day conversation, and is always cat fighting with the cat man because he can’t stand not being the center of attention, whose only redeeming quality is that he’s more conscious of keeping up public appearances and that’s only on the days he isn’t feeling Pyromaniacal and then 3) one singular semi-functional man that’s perpetually tired from mentoring others and babysitting his coworkers, who has such a rigid sense of honor that you could hit it with the Buster and it wouldn’t give. And that guy is probably depressed
Honestly it’s a miracle he didn’t snap before Crisis Core. Being the manager for that group would’ve put me in a fucking coma
#ff7#final fantasy 7#ffvii#sephiroth#final fantasy vii#genesis rhapsodos#angeal hewley#ags#god bless them#liddle rants
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Crosshair: I’m sneaking out tonight to meet with a guy, I need you to cover for me to Echo.
Omega: Sure.
Wrecker: No problem.
Hunter: Alright.
*later that night*
Echo: Where’s Crosshair?
*all responding at the same time*
Hunter: Sleeping.
Omega: Practicing.
Wrecker: Pooping.
Echo: …
Hunter: …
Omega: …
Wrecker: …
Tech from beyond the grave: …
Echo, sighing: Honestly I’m not even mad I’m just disappointed in how bad you all are at lying.
#this is kind of based off that one scene in Despicable Me 2#they didn’t coordinate their cover they all just blurted out the first thing that came to mind#omega actually had the most convincing story too bad she didn’t coordinate with her brothers#wrecker trying to come up with a lie: uh idk what takes a long time?#wrecker after answering: nailed it#Hunter figures no one will go bother Crosshair if he’s sleeping but completely forgets that echo checks on them every night#if tech were there he’d have made the cover foolproof#plot twist: echo already knew Crosshair snuck out who he was meeting with and where he went#mama echo strikes again#mama echo#the clones are bad liars#god bless them#star wars tbb#star wars the bad batch#the bad batch#tbb crosshair#incorrect bad batch quotes#arc trooper echo#tbb echo#tbb hunter#tbb incorrect quotes#tbb wrecker
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Elvis and his momma, Gladys ♥ 1956
#i can feel the love just looking at them#pure-soul angels#god bless them#i'm sorry but if I was Gladys I would be so jealous of my son#he's just precious#elvis presley#elvis history#1956#gladys presley#the presleys#elvis#50s elvis#elvis the king
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side order is great. i love lesbians
#actually no i HATE them i hope they both EXPLODE#their dialogues were the death of me#theyre so married#god bless them#splatoon#splatoon fanart#side order#side order dlc#pearlina#pearl and marina
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Gary Mauer and Beth Southard Final Lair
Imagine getting paid to French your husband speechless two nights a week for ten years. Babygirl drew this out for six gifs. That's twice the average length.
#god bless them#gary mauer#elizabeth southard#final lair kiss#the final lair#phantom of the opera#poto musical#poto#eristine#christine daae#erik the phantom#christine x erik#erik x christine#poto e/c
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So I’ve been hoarding this for AGES and was too scared to post it when really it’s JUST KISSING. It’s not a big deal. LIKE yeah there is the tiniest edge of kinda spice but they’re in their late 20’s so. 🤷♀️
Anyway! Uncensored thing is below
#leosagi#leoichi#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#cw kissing#I guess?#samurai rabbit#villain Leo au adjacent I guess too#since I drew the scar#they’re so dumb and so in love#they take way too long to figure it out#god bless them
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i drew this last night when they were the only eggs teased and i still think it’s silly
#qsmp#art#glowsticcc doodles#i finished this before finishing any vods so a lot of this is headcanon#i wanted tallulah specifically to be just So Done With This#she’s 13 years old and she’s had it up to here#richas is pissed#and pepito is just Straight Up Not Having a Good Time Right Now#god bless them#qsmp tallulah#qsmp pepito#qsmp richarlyson#also my first time drawing richas he’s so cute
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one crazy weekend in Spain
(full sketch pg under the cut)
#re4#resident evil 4 remake#re4 remake#resident evil#resident evil fanart#resident evil 4#leon kennedy#leon s kennedy#ashley graham#also this was going to be gray scale but i love lighting so much!!!!#also#tw blood#digital art#artists on tumblr#god bless them#the wackiest like 12 hrs of their lives#also was it on the weekend?#who knows
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going from supercorp to imodna is such whiplash cuz wdym i get canon sapphics and i get them for multiple hours every week and them being cute and not queerbaiting but pure and in love
#god bless them#also get to stare at laura bailey and marisha ray for multiple hours per week#critical role#imodna#supercorp
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Life in forties must be the most challenging, with ageing parents at one end and kids growing up at the other end...
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october challenge i will draw my friends ocs until they repay infinitely accumulating art debt to me
#oc#my art#original art#oc swap#with most of my friends#god bless them#id solo all your asses on artfight myself though
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IDK IF ANYONE ELSE IS EXPERIENCING THIS BUT BUT-
Just wanna mention, all my favorite blogs are being taken over by scam ‘Amazon’ or ‘Fedex’ or some sort of work for hire accounts.
Please be careful, don’t fall for the scams and don’t click on any of it. and I hope and pray their original accounts come back eventually. ❤️✨
#tumblr#scams#Amazon#Amazon scam#fedex scam#tumblr scam#scam bots#god bless them#also tumblr gave my old mac a virus through an ad and I’m gonna destroy them with my giant angry lasers I probably have I swear#be safe
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I’m not ready for the episode today. The vague posts have been scaring me.
#pip posting#my friends and boyfriend dealing with my insane reaction to the vague posts which included me screaming in dm and chat for a while#god bless them
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Two wolves inside of me one is Gojo sweet dad to Yuuta and another is Gojo annoying older brother to Yuuta, all the while anyone trying to flirt with pretty Gojo has the fun chance to experience Yuuta and his frog eyes staring at them from behind Satoru’s shoulder because he is sweet and a baby but he will also kill for Gojo just like Satoru would kill for him
#it do be funny#cause Sukuna is like huh#i guess he just doesnt like me#well whatever suck it up#he does not realise.#god bless them#i love yuuta and gojo both being weird chtonic beings#megumi too but megumi isnt quite there yet#he tried to adapt too much and now hes too normal#hes getting there dw
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5SOS IG Story
#every 🤸🏻♀️ day 🤸🏻♀️ of 🤸🏻♀️ this 🤸🏻♀️ tour 🤸🏻♀️ is 🤸🏻♀️ the 🤸🏻♀️ longest 🤸🏻♀️ day 🤸🏻♀️ ever 🤸🏻♀️#5sos#5 seconds of summer#ashton irwin#calum hood#calum#ashton#cashton#video#the 5sos show tour#the 5sos show tour Rio#instagram#band ig#kh4f post#never forget i used to be a Cashton blog#they won't let me forget#god bless them#now kiss ok byeeeeeeee
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im too old to feel represented by gay teen young adult romcoms like heartstopper i need whatever the fuck bryce and liam had going on in hfjone
#THIS IS A JOKE i mean i dont typically watch gay teen romcoms but im sure they're good#i love fucked up gay people And nobody is more fucked up than the hfjone cast#god bless Them#txt#hfjone
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