#tbb incorrect quotes

[here-comes-the-moose]

Echo: Back when I was in the 501st, I could go out drinking and take several shots and then show up bright and early to training the next morning with no problem.

Echo: Now if I eat something salty too close to bedtime, it takes me at least two business days for my hydration levels to recover.

[techwrecker]

Echo: CROSSHAIR! For MAKER’S SAKE! CLEAN UP YOUR MESS!

Crosshair: How do you know it’s my mess?

Echo: It’s 40 toothpicks haphazardly thrown all over the barracks. 😐

Crosshair: Okay, that’s fair.

[nateofgreat]

If Emerie was the one who checked on the kids...

Omega: *Sneaks back in* "Psst, Eva! I'm back. Sorry for the wait, was it a close call?"

Eva: "Oh no, it's fine. Actually it wasn't even that close. Sami told Emerie that she was hungry and so..." *Nods at Sami's room*

Emerie Karr: *Frantically researching the dietary needs of Pantoran children.* "A girl of your age and species should requires a healthy balance of fruit, vegetables, protein, and grains. As well as proper hydration and-"

Sami: "Um, actually I'm not feeling that hungry anymore so-"

Emerie Karr: "I swear if I find out Dr. Scalder's been misusing the allotment we were given to pay for your nutrition I'll-"

Omega: "... How long has this been going on?"

Eva: "About an hour."

Sami: *Mouths "help me!"*

[tattycoram]

*Hunter minding his business in his bunk* Crosshair, loudly from the next room: If you don't shut your autistic ass up I'm going to turn on the ceiling light and make it so you have to get up to turn it off! Tech: OH WE'RE DOING HATE CRIMES NOW? Hunter: Hunter: Maybe joining the empire isn't such a bad idea after all

[letsquestjess]

Crosshair: Why are you on the floor?

Hunter: I'm depressed.

Hunter: Also I was stabbed, can you get Echo, please.

[maestro030403]

Average night on the Marauder

Hunter *tucking Omega in*: Goodnight, sleep tight. Don’t let the bed bugs bite. 

Tech: Technically, there would be no bed bugs. We just cleaned. Why do you think there are bed bugs?

Crosshair: Goodnight. Sleep tight, don’t let the monsters haunt you.

Wrecker: Monsters?

Omega: What monsters?

Echo *sighs*: There are no bed bugs, there are no monsters. Just go to bed. 

Wrecker: But what monsters?

Hunter: No monsters. 

Omega: Just bed bugs. 

Tech: Again, there should be no bed bugs. Have you seen signs of them?

Echo: All of you go to sleep

*Quiet for a minute* 

Wrecker: But why does Batcher always sleep with Crosshair? No fair, I wanna turn

Omega: She sometimes sleeps by me

Wrecker: No fair

Crosshair: She just likes me best

Tech: Technically, it may be because of Crosshair’s unresolved trauma. Dogs tend to know when humans are not alright. Although that may not be a good enough reason because many of us have unresolved issues. 

Hunter: Yes, thank you for calling us out Tech, now go to sleep

 *Quiet for another minute*

Omega: I need some water

Wrecker: I have to use the refresher

Tech: It is too hot in here to sleep. What temperature is the ship set at? This is not the optimal sleeping environment

Hunter: Do not touch the thermostat!

Echo: WOULD YOU GO TO SLEEP ALREADY?

Crosshair: Okay, mom.

[imdead2124]

Hunter: I know we don‘t always see eye to eye on things…

Crosshair: yeah, because you‘re short

Hunter:

Crosshair

Crosshair: okay, continue

[alitherandom]

Omega, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?

Wrecker: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.

Omega: Ohhhh-

Hunter: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

[alabyte]

Tech: I'll explain.

Crosshair: Is this an offer?

Tech: This is a threat.

[cuddles-with-dragons]

Tech: Hey, how did my datapad break? Hunter: You were drunk yesterday. Tech: And? Wrecker: You threw it. Tech: Why? Omega: You turned on airplane mode and kept screaming “FLY DAMN YOU!” Tech: And why didn’t you stop me?! Crosshair: We were busy laughing our asses off.

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Hunter: Help! I’m drowning! 

Crosshair: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water.

Hunter: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL! 

[here-comes-the-moose]

Hunter: Omega said a bad word in class today.

Echo: Where the fuck did she learn that from?

[techwrecker]

Tech: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol.

Crosshair: And you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol— it’s science.

Tech: NO, THATS NOT—

[nateofgreat]

Omega: "Finally! Now I'm the squad leader, I'm going to show my brothers that I can take care of myself."

Later...

Omega grabbing Eva's hand to keep her from walking into a hallway: "Eva wait, don't wander off alone!"

Omega stopping Jax from charging a guard: "Stop being so reckless Jax you're going to get us killed!"

Omega: "Sami you're holding Bayrn wrong you have to-" *Freezes* "Oh no!"

Sami: "What's wrong?"

Omega: "I've turned into my brothers!"

[tattycoram]

Crosshair: I'm here to pick Omega up Teacher: She's in detention Crosshair: What? Teacher: She misbehaved in class and now must spend an hour here after school Crosshair: I know what detention is. I mean what did she do? Teacher: She brought a knife to school Crosshair: That's illegal?

[letsquestjess]

Crosshair, kicks down the door to Echo's ship: Where is my hug!?

Echo: ...

Crosshair: Please hug me.