#god he's so iconic for this loml

[transsophiedevereaux]

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[thepunkmuppet]

JUST WATCHED CINDERELLA’S CASTLE SO HERE ARE SOME VERY INCOHERENT AND YIPPEE-HEAVY AND SPOILERY THOUGHTS HERE YOU GO :3

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Jeff Blim Narrator

I ship ella and thaddius SO hard starkid knows how to write straight people I’m hhhhhhhh I was literally giggling squealing kicking my feet I CAN’T

everyone’s vocals absolutely ATE, but I was just utterly floored by mariah, kim and ESPECIALLY BRYCE OH MY GOD CAST HER IN EVERYTHING EVER MADE EVER WHAT THE FUCK??? so genuinely proud of her, she is fucking incredible what a presence

the prince was fucking hilarious james tolbert love of my LIFE

ANGELAAAAAAAA UGH SHE WAS SO FUCKING ICONIC I CANNOTTTT I’M HER BIGGEST FAN ISTG

the songs were genuinely GREAT jeff blim has yet to ever fail me bro just churns out constant bangers

jeff blim narrator

YOU’RE DEFEATED!! 🐸⚔️

crumb my actual beloved he was so adorable I could cry, I also loved the dwarf guy joey richter is my bbgirl forever

mariah is the loml forever no matter what literally marry me

all the vocal effects on Kim and Angela were sooooooo effective, literally STUNNING not to mention just kim’s character and performance as a whole, oh WOW

can’t remember the exact line but something along the lines of “I JUST SAW A COCK PLEASE SPARE ME OF MORE TORMENT ON THIS DAY”. fucking KILLED ME

yk what else fucking killed me

jeff blim narrator

[autisticlancemcclain]

fic rec friday 15

welcome the the fifteenth fic rec friday! where, on friday, i rec five of my favourite fics.  

1. there, nestled against his pulse by @hiuythn

stop why are you doing this to me stop it stop it stop--

klance soulmate au where your right wrist has the first words your soulmate says to you, and the left holds the last words they'll say to you. super sad, so much angst, and i've been informed it'll make you sob until you choke.

1. there, nestled against his pulse (the main story, from Keith's POV) 2. this is what love looks like: (tnahp from Lance's POV + 38k of sequel content) 3. roll credits (deleted/extra scenes and additional headcanons)

okay. i am so desperately obsessed with this fic, i was obsessed with it the first time i read it and im obsessed with it now. and yes i know i did all hiuythn fics last week and i promise i wont this week. BUT i have a set of comments associated with this fic bc it is Just That Good and so i shall present them to u now:

- literally the funniest characterization of shiro i’ve ever read. this shiro is gay and tired. this shiro unironically and frequently says “move. i’m gay” and gets away with it at the garrison. this shiro has been through A Lot and just wants to fucking retire - allura here is so so funny she’s such a badass. she’s giving “i love shiny things! like the shine of your spilled blood on the floor if you say that dumb shit one more fucking time!!” we stan a queen. - coran is a Mood. this man is desperately trying to reign in four teenagers and two young adults and just wants to go to bed and also he cares for them all so so much. ultimate dad - pidge is Mischief Personified. she is a brat and i adore her. she’s here to cause problems and by god she will succeed - hunk is so done it’s so fucking funny. “that’s literally impossible.” he’s a genius and he knows it, he’s glad to call you out on your bullshit. he doesn’t even TRY to pretend he can keep a secret and/or handle drama god what a mood - don’t even get me started on klance!! they’re so funny omg. the banter is EXQUISITE. lance and keith adore each other so much and they’re so badass. literally the coolest power couple fight scenes ever to be made, i do adore. gosh. and the ROMANCE they are so devoted to each other i’m emotional - honourable mention of lance’s legs and keith’a Soft Squishy Feelings that are mentioned so often that they’re characters. iconic. all in all, the best way to describe this series is Gay and Tired. i love it and i’m sad to see it end. i will be rereading it an embarrassing number of times. infinity/10

2. all the little things by @jilliancares

Or: 5 times Keith let Lance get away with things that he'd never let anyone else do, and 1 time Lance realized that he was, apparently, special

oblivious lance will always be funny to me. and the idea of keith just letting lance get away with Everything and Everyone knowing how whipped he is except for lance himself?? peak humour. never not funny

3. Full Disclosure by @dragonomatopoeia

Keith is impulsive and straightforward when it comes to most things, and emotions are no exception. It's no surprise, then, that when he realises that he might have developed a crush on Lance, he tries to tell him immediately. Unfortunately, it's very hard to account for both circumstance and who Lance is as a person.

Alternatively: Four Times Keith Tried to Confess and One Time Lance Actually Understood

more 2016 eliteness!! this fic is hilarious. and also its number one selling quality is that all of the characters are trans and nd i literally love that for them. nonbinary hunk loml

4. catch me, before i fall by @pastelrainbow

‘We are a good team.’

Even now, just recalling the way Lance had smiled as the words left his lips, made Keith’s heart race and his cheeks redden. Lance had never looked at him so fondly before. No boy ever had. The thought of it made a sigh escape his lips and Keith hunched his shoulders, a pout tugging his lips downwards.

Curse my weak gay heart.

-

a what if keith caught lance outside his cryo-pod.

the idea of keith being a suave casanova with more game than aphrodite herself but immediately going bright red and hissing when shiro teases him. peak dynamic. absolutely nailed siblings 

5. of demons and dates by spartona (faveour)

Three times Keith scares Lance shitless with his ghost shenanigans, and one time Lance tries to retaliate.

first of all. BFU KLANCE BFU KLANCE BFU KLANCE. second of all. the  “we’ve BEEN dating u dumbass ily” trope is so funny to me. i will never get over it

that’s it for today!! i’ll see y’all back next friday for the next fic rec post!!!

[det-loki]

hi hello, these are my thoughts from episode one of presumed innocent

!!!!spoilers below!!!!

• jake loml

• Jesus fucking christ that was a violent death

• Peter!

• ...what was this filmed on? there's a haze that I don't like, maybe it's me, wtf do I know

• you will TRY and be here for him ???

• oops nvm I should listen

• I love dad!jake

• the office politics here is so gross

• "Sounds like something I'd do. Sounds like something I'd enjoy." is a fucking INSANE thing to say oh my god

• this is that jake acting that I've been missing

• the jake gyllenhaal shower scene cinematic universe evolves

• tommy and nico are currently irritating

• michael, I'm a little worried about you bud

• I'm getting prisoners flashbacks with his pinky ring (I'm sorry)

• hey so I need jake and peter to keep working together again

• is he gonna break another mirror

• oh my god Barbara KNOWS?!

• lily! lily rabe! lily I love you!

• this is crazy, pun intended with patsy cline

• I am not gonna say a word (FUCK)

• *Trina Vega* Chicagooo Chicagoooooo

• I really don't like nico, I'm sorry

• I have those kitchen chairs lol

• Barbara is a saint, this is so difficult

• DONT STAY IN AN UNHAPPY MARRIAGE FOR YOUR KIDS, SINCERELY A CHILD OF DIVORCED PARENTS

• but Barbara and rusty seem like they can get through this? its only ep one, so much time to crumble

• jake filmed this after roadhouse and it shows :)

• tweddle dumb and tweedle dumber, iconic

• oh fuck

• oh fuck the fingerprints

• It's like I forgot the entire trailer lol

• Peter's line delivery on 'involved' is so good

• Pregnant!!

• Oh my god

• OH MY GOD

[anxsity]

toronto took our second point you bastards that wasnt goalie interference are u fucking kidding me? i swear to god- its fine im fine whatever

2.31 ⭐ / 5 ⭐

it was gonna be higher but that bullshit at the end was dumb as hell. but fucking whatever, thanks for the goal beck (& dowds line especially) and an OVI GOAL!!!!!!!!! DELICIOUS!!!!!!! and we love to see a wilson fight, good enrichment for him. but cmm u cant fight ur not wilson please dont try babe. WELCOME TO THE CAPS BEAR!!!!! im already in love. almost got a goal, great chemistry with sandin, and carbery already playing him in OT so you know he trusts him. he has good vibes. and shepard, babe, loml, an icon, u put ur whole pussy into this game and they failed you. you deserved so much better than a shootout. we love u. well, so much for 2023 :/

[sugar-omi]

(swiftie asker) OH MY GOD YOU GET IT. YOU UNDERSTAND. THIS IS ... EVERYTHING??? THIS IS THE MOMENT????? THIS IS ALL THAT EVER WAS AND ALL THAT EVER WILL BE???????? HELLO???????????? your english teacher is so based for that btw i know damn well i'd be digging claw marks into that desk DKJNCFJ

IF THERE WAS EVER ANYBODY WHO UNDERSTOOD BAXTER WARD IT WOULD BE YOU. BECAUSE YOU FUCKING GET IT, YOU UNDERSTAND THE ASSIGNMENT AND YOU RAN WITH IT LIKE THE GODDAMN WIND. "promises oceans deep, but never to keep" OUGHNGGFJGH IT'S SO BAXTER . ESPECIALLY SINCE ANY OCEAN MOTIF OF ANY KIND IMMEDIATELY ROLLS IN THOUGHTS OF COVE....... FUCKKK DUDE

dude. LOML /IS/ BAXTER CODED HOLY FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU SERIOUS??? "you cinephile in black and white", "in your suit and tie, in the nick of time", "MR. STEAL YOUR GIRL, THEN MAKE HER CRY"... how did i not see this before what the fuck . ???!?! i'm a fake fan fr /j ...

no but seriously. THE WAY THE SONG HAS REFERENCES TO ILLICIT AFFAIRS, YET ANOTHER BAXTER/MC CODED SONG??? the connection between illicit affairs's "they lie and they lie and they lie a million little times" and loml's "you told me i'm the love of your life about a million times" FUCK DUDE I'M CONVINCED TAYLOR KNEW WHAT SHE WAS DOING WHEN SHE RELEASED THESE TRACKS BECAUSE IT'S JUST TOO PERFECT.

"i wish i could un-recall how we almost had it all" and "you're the love/loss of my life" as both baxter AND mc mourning what could have been if they were two different people...if they'd met under different circumstances, in different periods of their lives. if they had one, two, a thousand more chances to get it right. if they weren't built to fall apart - destined to find and then lose each other as if it was nothing. if mc is the moon and cove is the sun, then baxter is the ever-buoying ocean - destined to forever reflect their light and be swayed from shore to shore by mc's magnetic pull - but the way they dip below his horizons by dawn as if melting into him, it's nothing more than the illusion of touch; the ghost of something he might have had once but can't hope to yearn for again.

OKAY I THINK I'VE BEEN RAMBLING WAY TOO MUCH FOR A COMFORTABLE-TO-READ TUMBLR ASK SKJDFKDFJD... truly i will never get over how you just took my silly little thoughts and absolutely TOOK OFF with them, i'll literally never be the same after "that'd be too selfish. he couldn't be that selfish." DUDE LIVES WERE CHANGED. PEOPLE DIED. (it's me, i'm people) so all of this is just to say YOU HAVE DONE IT ONCE AGAIN . ABSOLUTE ICON . 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

"if mc is the moon and cove is the sun, then baxter is the ever-buoying ocean - destined to forever reflect their light" + ".. the way they dip below his horizons by dawn as if melting into him, it's nothing more than the illusion of touch; the ghost of something he might have had once but can't hope to yearn for again."

IS FUCKING CRAZY. OH MY GOD. IM GOING TO SOB??? IM.. IM ON THE FLOOR?? THE WALL???? SHIT, MY LIFE WAS CHANGED JUST NOW AFTER THAT PARAGRAPH. WHAT THE FUCK. like excuse me while i go tattoo such a GUT WRENCHING BUT SO BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN, SUCH A POETIC PARAGRAPH ON MY EYELIDS !!!!!

AND YES YES YES "you're the loss of my life" IS FUCKING CRAZY. I WAS GRIPPING MY STUFFED ANIMAL WITH BOTH HANDS. THAT WAS SO CRAZY N SO FUCKING TRUE

IN FACT. THATS LITERALLY BAXTER'S LINE???? baxter meeting you again, be it when you help plan scott and jude's wedding or when you marry cove, THAT IS HIS FUCKING LINE, ESPECIALLY IF YOU DON'T GET BACK TOGETHER WITH HIM..

literally screaming rn, i will not be able to sleep at all omg... i'm gonna be thinking about that reflecting their light line all fucking night... LIKE I KNOW IT SOUNDS LIKE IM EXAGGERATING BUT I AM GENUINELY SHAKEN /POS. YOU HAVE ME IN A DEATH GRIP RN ISTG

i love your mind. my writing freak as been matched. you are brilliant 😭👏👏👏👏

also im trying to listen to more of the songs on ttpd but istg i cannot hear if i cant see words so im checking the lyrics and. THE SMALLEST MAN TO EVER LIVED? BAXTER CODED ANDI NEED YOU TO HEAR ME OUT

"was any of it true? / gazing at me starry-eyed in your jehovah witness suit / who the fuck was that guy?" + "and i dont even want you back, i just want to know / if rusting my sparkling summer was the goal"

THAT LINE. "i just want to know if rusting my sparkling summer was the goal" THIS IS SO PERFECT FOR IF YOURE STILL MAD AT BAXTER EVEN 5 YEARS LATER.

and listen, i have somewhere to be in the morning so i can't wax poetry abt this line right now, imma type some shit up later bc i am going CRAZY but literally even though baxter gave you such a lovely time, and even though you knew it was going to end. even though you hoped he'd stay for awhile..

the way he wraps you up in his arms so sweetly, smiles at you so handsomely... he has you hooked on him like a drug only to turn you away, blame you for your addiction to him. blamed you for still yearning for the temporary but euphoric effects of his love...

[babiebom]

Doctor Who Villains and how I Feel about Them

A/N: idk why I’m on a doctor who streak right now(yes I do it’s taken the place of number one special interest again) but here’s some more of my scuffed content regarding it as a person who has only seen the revival of the show. Though I’ve said I probably won’t watch classic who the edits are getting to me and I might watch all of classic who literally just for Sarah Jane and the Doctor(all of them) being chaotic in a different way than they are in nuwho(I did not know the man used to throw hands like that why did no one tell me?). No the master is not included as a villain because they’re the loml and neither are the Ood it’s not their fault people be mind controlling them. The ratings are how much they scare me so 10 is a lot 0 is none

Tw: mentions of murder, cursing, death, yk dw things!!

Bc: at least 3 or 4 for each maybe more lmao

Doctor Who Masterlist

Daleks

Idk they’re not really scary to me

Like I’d probably be killed by them but they don’t scare me

Like oh no they can shoot at me

I’m from Texas people have guns here that’s like basic

Like I don’t think they’d let me get close enough

But if they did I think I could beat a dalek up

I would actually find a way I genuinely think they’re annoying

EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE

Literally became one of the sounds I copy

Kinda iconic ngl but they show up way too damn much

I feel like the characters should be allowed to curse when Daleks are around

Like oh my fucking god YOU AGAIN?

DO YALL EVER GIVE UP DAMN????!!!!!

Literally I’m on season one of classic who and they show up HERE like WTF

6/10

Cybermen

Cybermen only scare me bc they kinda give me uncanny valley vibes bc they’re used to be humans.

Like that creeps me out

But I do think I could survive them if I hid well enough

Like actually they’re like only finding people who are making it obvious that they’re hiding

I’m turning off all the lights and opening the doors to make it look like my house has already been gone through

Like zombies but robots

8/10

Weeping Angels

Terrifying

Actually I hate them so much

Like WYM IM NOT ALLOWED TO BLINK

and as a black person I do NOT want to be sent back in time

I think I’d attempt to do the blink one eye at a time thing but I think I’d fail bc I’d be to focused on that

I WOULD however attempt to hit them with a sledgehammer

Like actually I would try to destroy them and then probably be sent back bc I don’t think that’s possible unless it is

I haven’t seen anyone try to just wreck they shit

15/10

Slitheen

They’re not scary at all

What are they gonna do fart me to death

I’m pretty sure it’s something like baking soda that you can kill them with

Like actually they’re no match for my feralness

And since they need larger people (in size and in height) they won’t go after me bc even though I’m chubby I’m short so they won’t try to get me anyways

Literally so easy

And I think they could just be straight up shot

2/10

Sontarans

They have no necks how are they gonna get me fr

Like actually again all they’re gonna do is shoot me

What are they gonna do CHASE ME?

Like if I hide well enough I can bonk them like Donna did

EZ

I feel like if I asked for hand to hand combat they might indulge me

They don’t know I know this one simple trick (being an absolute menace)

4/10

Beep The Meep

Unlike Rose Temple-Noble (or Noble-Temple)

I would not have been nice

I would’ve killed him with a hammer bc wtf

But probably if I didn’t kill him he would’ve killed me bc it’s hard to manipulate me because I’m always confused

Like he would actually get tired of me

And I don’t want the police at my house so you gotta go sorry

Like my dogs will tear you apart get out of here loser

3/10

The Empty Child

SCARY

Have you seen my mommy

Like actually scawwy

Like he’s just a baby and I would be gasmasked immediately bc I can’t help but try to comfort a child

I mean I literally work in childcare it’s something that I can’t help but to be like “omg well find your mommy baby it’s gonna be okay!!” Then immediately I’m possessed or whatever he did to those people

Kid is adorable tho

7/10

The Carrionites

The witches

Eh

They’re not really scary

And I don’t think I’d be in their way because I’m a woman and not powerful at all

So they won’t try to kill me or anything

Like actually irrelevant to their plot and they’re irrelevant to mine

Kinda funny tho

3/10

Cassandra

I mean in the words of the ninth doctor what is she gonna do? Moisturize me?

Like she’s a sentient trampoline she’s not scary at all

Literally throw something at her and she’s dead

Like somehow she managed to take over Rose’s body but like she wouldn’t do that to me

Not scary at all

Moisturize meeeeeeeeeeee

-2/10

The Celestial Toymaker

I LIKE HIM

I want to be twirled around by him!!!!!!!

But also I’m bad at games and can only win by accident

So I would actually be trapped in his dimension bc I would lose

But like eh? Not so bad me thinks

Especially if I can get him to change the terms of the game

He just seems so fun but tbh I think I would get tired of him quickly lmao

5/10

The Family of Blood

I’ve only watched the episodes once each because I actually hate them

So I don’t remember anything other than Martha threatening them with a gun

And honestly if they could be killed by that I think I’m fine

Like what were their powers or like ways of killing people

I don’t remember honestly just possessed people I think

Like that’s like not really scary seeing as they weren’t climbing walls and their heads weren’t spinning as far as I remember

2/10

The Thing in Midnight

Terrifying but also funny

Like haha you’re copying me

Jokes on you I’m not scared I’m just gonna be amused bc I’m gonna make you say stupid things

But also scary bc do not take my voice or my movement that’s mean

I just wanna make you say things that I think are funny be NICE TO ME

like actually I would’ve had fun but would’ve been scared in that episode

Though again in not easily manipulated so I wouldn’t have been part of the screaming and panic

Like would I have committed violence against stupid married couple and the train lady like WYM KICK HIM OUT OF THE SHIP ARE YOU DUMB

I feel like they all lacked common sense that episode but again I’m supposed to be talking about the thing

6/10

Futurekind

They’re literally just people but cannibals?

With sharp teeth

Like that’s not really scary that stuff exists right now

Like it didn’t looks like they ran faster nor did they have like special abilities

We’re afraid of guns and could be kept out by a fence

Actually just people

I could literally just shoot at them and they’d leave

Like okay you’re cannibals so are people now you’re not special and people get body mods all the time.

1/10

Judoon

Scary because they’re dumb

Like they don’t really understand anything except for their concept of justice and would kill me in an instant

Also kinda ugly

SHO TO RO TO LO TO FLO TO

I like the way they talk

But also if you’re innocent odds are they’ll leave you alone?

Unless you try to fight against them

So not really scary just like…honestly similar to the bad cops out there

Like scary but I shouldn’t be in their presence because I don’t think I do anything wrong

7/10

The NotThings

Honestly I just think clones are scary

Like you know that thing that’s like what would you do if a clone of you was right in front of you and it’s like fuck it or whatever

I would kill her

Not because I hate myself but seeing myself would terrify me and I would have to kill her out of sheer panic

And the fact that the more you think or talk the more they copy until they’re 100 percent an exact copy of you.

And irl with my friends I do have an unhinged sense of humor so they wouldn’t even be able to tell anything is wrong bc I talk about eating them and keeping them as a taxidermied thing every day because that how I portray my love (I swear I’m normal)

So they would be able to say all sorts of shit and my friends would be like lmao yeah that’s her unless they eat or do something I would absolutely never do

9/10 scary

The Silence

Do they even do anything except for be there?

Like I don’t think they bother people unless they’re feeling particularly evil I guess

They’re literally just npc’s

Like the most terrifying thing is like them being there when I poop or shower or something and I just keep forgetting they’re there.

So scary kinda but not really

They’re just kinda ugly

4/10

The Beast

I don’t remember anything about this person or thing

Other than it’s just like…satan?

Don’t kill me but I haven’t gone back to watch any season 2 episodes so I don’t really remember

So not really scary just alien satan

Like all I remember is the drawing on dudes face like oh well

And I’m pretty sure the doctor defeated him by breaking some vase or something

Because I don’t remember he gets a low scare rating

3/10

The Smilers

I DONT THINK I WATCHED THIS WHOLE EPISODE

But I was not happy with the doll head thing turn around and look angry

Like NAUR WHAT DID I DO?????????

Was this the episode with the big ass space whale????

I think they were feeding the whale

They kinda terrified me bc imagine going to like a fortune teller booth with the little fake people and it just gives you a bad fortune and it’s face is mad at you now

Like HUH was misfortune am I gonna have because of this

Like 6/10

A literal Sun

BURN WITH MEEEEEEEEE

I just rewatched 42

Honestly scary in the fact that I hate the sun because it’s too hot and I hate it when it’s hot

And the fact that it’s a LIVING SUN and can POSSESS PEOPLE

Like WTF do you mean??????

But also I would have never done what miss girl did so I would not be forced to burn

Also I just read a hella good fic on ao3 that’s tenmartha and the sun is still possessing ten and is OBSESSED with Martha and literally only wants love.

So that has also changed my opinion

So like 5/10 scary but wouldn’t try to kill me because I’m nice.

Tecteun

THIS BITCH

I’m not scared of her nor will I ever be

Would beat her to death with my own hands

Or with a hammer

Deserves no kindness

Like actually who takes advantage of an actual child?????

Insane people that’s who

She better hope she never sees me out in these streets

-5000/10

Toclafane

This just makes me sad

Like they really wanted to go to Utopia and ended up as these things???????

Also just balls that can shoot you????

I think a baseball bat and a good swing would allow you to survive as long as it’s only like one or two

They also have the spinny knives but I think you can avoid them if you try and aren’t trapped

Like haha you stupid metal ball try to get me now as I go in all the hidey holes that you can’t fit in because you’re METAL

6/10

Vashta Nerada

THESE EPISODES WERE NOT OKAY

like what do you MEAN there’s little monsters in shadows

I have to SLEEP in the dark

What do you MEAN they’re responsible for the bones left in roadkill WTF

actually terrifying

Can just kill me whenever it’s dark?

BFFR

They’re name is actually cool though

Also the episode we meet miss mother river song

But like can turn me into just bones in a second

That’s rude

Literally no way to survive unless you’re always in light

And they can turn lights off (I think) so like ur fucked dude

10/10

The Autons

Terrifying

I’m already scared of mannequins and this is like a nightmare come true.

The only way I survive this is if I immediately run

Like I don’t think y’all understand I HATE MANNEQUINS

Also the fact that their limbs can still move detached is scary

Like actually being an adult that’s already afraid of these things I would actually just piss my pants and die on the spot

Only funny part is nine being choked in the back ground and even my first time watching I was so nervous for him

And auton Mickey is actually a nightmare I hated that

9/10 hate them

[mixtapedoh]

cheers! dokyeom meme pls <3

you expect me to choose??????? to elect favorites from a trove of veritable gold?????? dk is SO. FUNNY. SO MEME. SO EVERYTHING. HOW DO I BEGIN TO DECIDE???? when it's dk???? my man, the loml???? dk???? icon, it girl, talent personified, king, god, general, emperor, majesty, pretty, beautifuuuuuulllll, gorgeous, precious, elegant, luxURY, world- high- top-class idol?????????

૮ • ﻌ - ა⁩ — cheers

"hi everyone ☺️! nice to meet you ☺️! my favorite food is pizza ☺️! have a nice day ☺️!" "no, what's your name?" "i'm deekayyyyyyy"

lasagna

the wall

that one rap battle between dk and shua asdfghj (consider that seungkwan was soooooo iconic in his part of the rap battle too <3 and then dk just starts complimenting seungkwan asdfghjjhgfd)

his whole bit during that one follow the leader GoSe episode (the drum, the intense running and rolling on the floor, i swear he also threatens to eat all the food at one point)

that one talent GoSe episode (?) where he was singing as his talent and thus sing and then just scream the lyrics out of nowhere

dk didn't brush his teeth

one of the Don't Lie episodes where they kept random checking DK in the lie game (he said he was born in like 1965 and that he took two showers yesterday and things similar)

that whole GoSe episode where he goes into the haunted building with escou for the horror special. he and cheol were SO!!!!!! FUNNY!!!!!!!

the GoSe debate night episode where he was pretending to be a pigeon anytime anyone asked him to (like dk really did just start to go along with it. someone pointed at him and that was it)

when he was imitating jeonghan that one GoSe episode (consider that wonwoo as vernon was my favorite impression)

when he did that freestyle dance in the GoSe episode where Seungkwan was trying to find their past life soulmates or whatever

actually, all dk dances are ICONIC but are they considered memes?? i'm including pink venom here because he outdances blankpink themselves when he does pink venom, i said what i said

and pictures because dk photo memes rattle around in my mind constantly:

[hueningkai]

HYUNSEUNG ─ DR. BEBE (211231)

[amakumos]

JUN!!!! MY LUV !!!!!

[han-seungwoo]

SEUNGWOO ☆ FLASH ☆ 190919

[tune-to-free-the-soul]

Damn it Jake, you gotta warn us before you post purposefully thotty nip slips. I mean, is this allowed even??

[mhrtos]

elders of the creek headcanons

i am bored and hyperfixating so lets go

mark

- middle child ; he has that fight for attention greedy vibe about him (this is not middle child slander i swear)

- close to his grandparents (because i say so), watches old bollywood films & plays cards with them (this is me projecting)

- regularly uses reddit (this is reddit user slander)

- atheist (barry and david beat him up ab it)

- not cis ? hes just existing but will tell anyone that his pronouns are nor/mal and call them a slur if they ask because hes a shit (barry apologizes for him and lets them know hes joking and he uses any prns)

- bisexual icon

- adhd

- coffee drinker

- bathes the least out of the elders

- draws quite a bit (something ive found tends to come with being a gm)

- never lets his phone out of his sight ; he’s paranoid because his little sibling tends to steal his stuff

- scared of clowns & birds (or alternatively anything that flies)

- has a giant folder with all his campaign info and whatnot

- the ‘gets on the table and cries when theres a spider’ partner

- animal lover

barry

- oldest cousin ; has no siblings but PLENTY cousins (wooo projecting)

- THAT IS A TRANSGENDER (me projecting again)

- jordanian (me projecting again again)

- muslim

- listens to mitski

- lightens his hair regularly the dirty blonde is not his natural hair colour bc i say so

- this one is niche but he taught the other elders to play basra and after that mark dragged him to his grandparents house to teach them

- raw kibbeh anti (sorry mom)

- my pansexual king loml

- posts on instagram regularly

- bad spice tolerance, cannot handle the stuff his family cooks half the time

- lemon iced tea drinker

- bathes the most out of the elders

- the ‘puts a cup over the spider and takes it ourside’ partner

- scared of cats

- plant haver ; works in a plant shop

david

- eldest sibling ; as an eldest sibling myself i strongly identity with the way he acts like the youngest among his friends and also likes hanging around with children

- plastic chewer ; chews straws till they start falling apart in his mouth, his dice set has teeth marks all over them, he has accidentally swallowed multiple things (“david roll- david where is your d8?” “uhhh…. imayhaveswallowedit” “god not again”)

- autistic

- genderfluid he/they/she moment

- nblm bossman

- hes a hat guy ; collects and frequently wears hats but he is a cap anti, does not like caps, caps are weird, caps suck

- energy drink consumer

- made monster energy bread once (this is based on a post that i cant find about how bread is just yeast and a liquid so you can kinda make bread out of anything and so on so forth)

- bathes the second most out of all the elders because feeling greasy makes his sensory issues go wild (just like me fr)

- loses his phone and other things very regularly (all of them have very banged up old phones but he loses track of things so easily so his is almost never on him)

- the ‘ooo a spider’ partner

- picks up random shit everywhere (ooo shiny)

- scared of dogs

[you-are-so-much-better-than-that]

Season 1 Episode 11

 We open the episode with Fiona and Steve having a super cute moment when Debbie interrupts them. Fucking Jimmy-Steve..

Debbie wants Fiona to go to a classroom moms meeting; she had signed Monica up, but Monica is gone, so Debbie asks Fiona to go. No one is happy about it. Fiona goes down to make coffee, but Debbie stays to ask Jimmy if he’s told Fiona the truth yet. He hasn’t. Baby Debbie is unimpressed.

Lip is looking for Ian’s birth father; he’s hoping to scam him for cash. Fiona suggests they take the bus to see Grammy. Grammy Gallagher!!

Fiona heads over to Debbie’s school. The class moms are super shitty. But we learn from Jasmine, who’s from the neighbourhood, that they’re making “decorations for the kid’s St. Patty’s day party tomorrow”. This is a direct quote! Keep this in mind.

Fiona heads over to the bitchy ladies, who are talking mortgages and they make a shitty comment about Fiona not needing to worry about it because she doesn’t own a home. But Fiona’s always got a comeback.

The next scene has Debbie and Carl playing video games in the living room. Frank comes home to them and asks what they’re doing home, to which Debbie replies, “Budget cuts. We have every other Friday off.”

This implies that it’s a Friday. But the St. Patty’s day party is tomorrow, making the party on a Saturday. So the district doesn’t have money to keep the kids in school, as is the law, but has money to bring them in on a Saturday for a party? Okk..

Now there is a chance that the actress who said the party is “tomorrow” messed up and ad libbed that, because according to the Netflix closed captioning, she doesn’t say the word ‘tomorrow’. But then they could have edited the scene better. Either way, I’m not happy with this for my purposes here.

Anyway, Frank is there to pick up his mail because he’s expecting a cheque. Instead he finds a letter saying his work compensation his been terminated. He’s ummm... a little upset.

Lip goes to Karen’s to look for her. He hears loud music coming from the basement, and goes down to find her destroying her dad’s apartment. God those clowns are creepy.

Lip says he hasn’t seen Karen at school in a few days, and she’s got a new nose ring/chain thing. She’s very clearly upset that her dad called her a whore, and Lip, being a dumbass, doubles down and calls her a whore, too. Not his smartest moment.

Frank is upset and finds his sleazy personal injury attorney, who informs Frank that they have video of him not being injured. His professional advice is that next time, he aims for knees as it pays more.

Fiona is still stuck with the moms making shamrocks or something. Jasmine is trying to make friends. Ah the sweet beginnings of bi-Fiona. She starts with coffee and then suggests a drink. Sounds like a date.

Frank offers to take Carl to ‘learn the family business’ and Debbie has typed up resume for Frank. Debbie and Carl are soulmates.

gifs courtesy of @gardenerian​ aka loml

Lip and Ian are having a brothers day looking for Frank’s brother. Lip is really into it; Ian is skeptical. Frank takes Debbie and Carl to the job centre to look for work. The kind of work where an accident might be happen. He’s unreasonable though because he doesn’t like the idea of sharp metal in the eye. He is given a list of jobs where the conditions are hazardous, unsafe, or both. Sweet Debbie is concerned..

Lip and Ian go see Grammy in prison. She’s in there after she caused a tiny meth explosion that killed two teens. She outraged they have her cleaning the toilets, but it’s ok. She kindly informs her grandsons that she can get pussy and blow anytime she’d like, so all good. No worries! They ask for Frank’s brothers’ names. They get Jerry, Clayton, and Wyatt. We also get this iconic line:

And this squishable face:

Fiona and Jasmine are out on their date. Jasmine is married with three kids and a stretched out cookie box. But don’t worry—she’s doing kegels while on her date with Fiona. They bond over drunk dads. And then their date is over.

Kev is super into it.

Kevin Ball: a champion and an ally. 

Frank is taking Carl and Debbie around looking for work, but all the jobs are either way too dangerous or not dangerous enough. Good Officer Tony and his partner have figured out that Steve might be stealing cars. He’s pretty excited about that. Can’t wait to tell Fiona. But Fiona’s not very happy with Tony sticking his nose in Steve’s business. She tries to call Steve to warn him, but he’s not picking up.

Karen seems to have dyed her hair black and is on Daddyz Girl, a web diary website. She also got the word ‘whore’ tattooed on her arm. Oh boy.

The Gallaghers are icing green cupcakes they made for the party the next day. Steve comes to help, and Fiona is worried, but Steve seems pretty chill about it. Tony notices that the car Steve had earlier now has different plates.

The next morning, which is a Saturday I guess, Lip has borrowed Steve’s car and he and Ian are knocking on Frank’s twin brother Jerry’s door. There’s a tiny bit of a family resemblance. I think.

And then the show goes on for 10 more seasons and they never once mention Frank’s TWIN brother. Who wants nothing to do with Frank’s family.

Jasmine comes over to the Gallagher’s unannounced with a bunch of clothes for her and Fiona to try on. Steve has apparently heard of Jasmine and seems a little jealous. He’s heading out, and Debbie makes Steve pinkie swear he’s going to tell Fiona the truth. I love baby Debs SO much!

Frank is wallowing at his job, realizing it’s gonna take a while to get hurt enough for worker’s comp. Fiona is getting more attention from Jasmine as they try on clothes. Karen is breaking Eddie’s car window. And Lip and Ian seem to have found the brother they’re looking for.

Clayton is excited to show them pictures of him and Frank as kids. Frank was pious, an alter boy and top of his catechism class. The concept of a baby Frank is so strange.

Aunt Lucy, Clayton’s wife, isn’t very comfortable with them being there, though. The two of them fight in the kitchen, loud enough for Lip and Ian to hear, and Ian wants to leave. He doesn’t want to ruin their lives. He doesn’t want to leave his siblings. Ian walks out and lets Lip know that his siblings are his family and he’s happy with who they are. He just loves his siblings so much.

This casting really was spot on, though.

Tony catches up with Steve while he’s stealing a car. Steve doesn’t help himself, and Tony is pissed. Looks like Good Officer Tony isn’t so good after all. He takes Tony to an alley and roughs him up. He tells Steve to either turn himself in, go to jail for two years, just enough time for Tony to propose to her. Or he can leave. Just pack up and leave.

Good officer Tony Isn’t so Good, huh?

Fiona is at the kid’s dance party, and runs into Jasmine and her husband Hal. Hal is also really flirty. Fiona’s worried Steve isn’t there. Jasmine suggests they go to the bathroom and indulge in some party favours she has.

The car that Tony knows Steve stole cuts him off and passes by, and Tony chases after it. Except we know that it’s Lip and Ian. He calls it in, and when he pulls up he finds Lip and Ian. This is a wrench in his ‘get Fiona to love me’ plans, huh.

Frank had hurt his hand at work when he nail-gunned himself on purpose. He won’t get worker’s comp, but he got some good drugs. He hears Karen crying in the basement and goes to check on her. She tells him to leave, but then she gets an idea. She strips down and, well. She rapes him. On camera. This show is a mess.

And Fiona gets a call that Lip and Ian are in a spot of trouble.

So this episode takes place on a Friday-Saturday around St. Patrick’s day, which is March 17th. In 2011, March 17th was a Thursday, so I guess this episode takes place March 18-19th. Sure. Whatever. Who throws school parties on Saturdays!

[gilmores-glorious-blog]

hHhhhHhHhHhHh just watched into darkness and uhh,,, thoughts and feelings:

- listen i didn’t like pike all that much but jim was so sad when he died and it BROKE ME 😭😭😩😩

- scotty being an icon and popping off about how the military and government sucks!!

- sulu being captain <3 he’s the actual loml!! (also obsessed with bones’ “remind me never to piss you off >:0”)

- my poor pavel :( he didn’t sign up for this engineering shit,, he’s basically just having an anxiety attack this entire movie,,,,

-…….. nyota speaking klingon is hot 😳

- jim yelling at khan… also hot 👀

- “are you out of your corn-fed mind?!”

- “don’t agree with me spock, it makes me very uncomfortable.”

- scotty and keenser are on a date actually.

- “james tiberius perfect hair” scotty why is that the only “insult” you could think of about jim

- they did christine chapel so goddamn dirty and i hate it >:(

- dr. bones “steadiest hands” mccoy my beloved <3

- “bones don’t flirt with dr. marcus” “so dr. marcus what can these legendary hands do for you 😏” “goddamnit bones”

- the torpedos having bodies in them is creepy as fuck i don’t care for that shit at all

- PAV’S LITTLE GOGGLES 🥺🥺🥺😩😩😭

- bones’ shirt being elbow length…… a r m s….

- FUCK YEAH SCOTTY SAVING THE DAY

- they really said “found family rights but make it sad because we’re threatening to kill your entire found family”

- OH MY GOD A TRIBBLE

- scotty do be runnin.

- bones sarcastically telling spock “boy you’re a real comfort 🙄” but continuing to stay by his side throughout the danger… spones rights

- the line about spock’s bedside manner better be a reference to ‘the empath’ because that’s what i thought of immediately

- obsessed with scotty apologizing to someone before murdering them

- “mr. spock.” “mr. spock.” actual icons.

- jfc poor carol,,, she may not have liked her dad but watching him be murdered like that must have been rough

- wow it’s such a relief that scotty and jim were saved and are now being held up with one hand by the 18 year old boy shaped like a twig 🙄 (although he pulled them up successfully so,,, 🤷‍♀️)

- WHAT THE FUCK I HATE IT HERE IT’S BEEN EIGHT MONTHS AND I STILL HAVEN’T RECOVERED FROM WRATH OF KHAN AND NOW YOU GIVE ME THIS….. THE SPIRK. THE ANGST. THE ROMANTICISM. THE PAIN. I’M IN AGONY.

- thinking about how, if jim hadn’t been brought back, spock prime would have to live with the guilt that he may have inadvertently led to this spock losing his jim,,,,

- bones bringing his boyfriend back to life while spock beats the shit out of said boyfriend’s killer…… mcspirk rights 😌

[khaleesiofalicante]

Alright I cried then I cried some more. Then I took a shower and am now eating let's try to articulate thoughts! These will definitely be all over the place I apologize

The first meeting!! The flirting!! Alec leaving his car behind so he can walk with Magnus!!

Oh my god Raphael and Magnus' first meet!!!!!!!!!

Also I have to disagree. The battle of Monmouth was not minor (or that's what Google tells me happened on that place.)

Cat! Cat! Cat!

Omg meeting after the break up!! Look at them look at my boys. God I love them so much it's ridiculous

Aline and Helen!!!!!!!

Ew Bridgestock I hope he breaks his neck 🥰

Omg my babies!!!

I'm so 😭😭😭

Okay the end ahdhhdhf they're so fucking chaotic

Ayyy Rafe is moving out!

CAMILA LOML CAMILA

Anjali is so right! Babes just got her nails done they are obviously a priority /gen

Rafael and Anjali are so in love it's so HAJDGDKHDD

Alec and Magnus just did that I simply cannot Rafael is so done 😭

I love them so much it's crazy

Jace and Lexi hell yeah!

MAX JUST SAID THAT LMAO

David is traumatized

Low-key wanna read the fanfiction David writes

Okay but the part where Magnus tells Luca that he reminds him of Alec is simply hilarious to me. Imagine having your client tell you you remind them of their ex IT'S A LITTLE FUNNY

Ew math. Y'all disgust me /lh

OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING

The parallels from their first meeting ON THE FLOOR I TELL YOU

Them 🥺❤️

OKAY THE EPILOGUE

I genuinely thought this was Malec's wedding 😭😭

ABIGAIL LOML

Okay but misplacing headphones IS an emergency

I'm so in awe of Max like wow. Just wow. He's so amazing and I'm so proud of him

Shinyun icon

BEN IS ENGAGED I REPEAT THE LOML IS ENGAGED THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Ben was Alec's witness 😭😭

Fuck valentine. I'm really proud of Rafael for trying but Alec's right. We can't do anything about that for now but there are others things that we can. So let's do those.

AND HE LOST THE RING BECAUSE OF COURSE HE DID

Ayyy Max and David are settling in Paris! Good for them ❤️❤️❤️

Max's tattoos 😭 I love him so much

What he has done with Edom is seriously so impressive

Rafael!! He's so amazing!!!

THE WAY I CRIED WHEN MINERVA APPEARED I WILL PROTECT THAT GIRL WITH MY LIFE MY PRECIOUS

It was so interesting to have little scenes form the past in the middle it's just so fucking amazing

LESLIE BESTEST

God I love them all so much it's crazy

Okay I probably missed some things and my mental health said no when I tried to liveblog so yeah.

Holy shit it's done. Like all of it fuck. Wow.

Dani this was so intense and so amazing and just perfect. I loved it so much and I learned things too. It helped me realize things about myself and my family. I related to these characters and I fell in love with them all over again. Yes sometimes I felt like punching them but I still very much love them.

Thank you. Thank you for this. I love you and take care of yourself ❤️💕

Thank you so much, babygirl.

I remember the morning (lol) i went to sleep after posting the epilogue and i felt like i sent my kid off to university or something skjfnvkjsnjvks.

now tis time to breathe and relax and recover and decompress. if you see me lurking around and trying to write more shit, feel free to ask me to fuck off.

ily bye ❤️