#goes hard as fuck tho

[kingzombear]

ok which character is really into reading? i ask not for any good reason but so i can ship them with zooble SPECIFICALLY to call the ship "zoobooks"

Gangle writes AND reads gay slashfic, don't tell Caine

[teal-tealwren]

final day

full image :3

[raptorrobot]

thousands of me and only one of you

[crimescrimson]

"Understand The Palm Of My Hand, Bitch."

[no27-autonation-honda]

congratulations to Mme. Pascale Leclerc, who has surely just experienced both the funniest and most unhinged weekend a mother could ever have. Dear fucking christ, I hope your middlest son brought you a bottle of champagne for yourself, ma'am.

[orcelito]

Super sexy me is so sexy I accidentally set off the fire alarm while baking pie shells for my pumpkin pie. And now I don't know if I should've even baked them in the first place. But well. Too late now 👍

[popstart]

weve lost the point of the "we need more complex female characters" thing so hard weve looped around to centering men in the discussion once again. i love the internet lmfao

when disliking a misogynistic male character makes someone actually just blind to complex characters and therefore stupid/bad at media literacy?!?!??!?!😱😱😱 dawwgg lmao.

just gotta say though the bio of this person rly is the cherry on top. they lost the point of the meme so hard theyre literally the antithesis of what it was started for. the lack of nuance female characters are allowed in fandom is put on full display here. im actually laughing at the hypocrisy💀💀💀

[saphushia]

DEUCE TRIED TO BEAT ACE WITH A LARGE STICK WHEN THEY MET????????????????

oh my god i get to tell you this i'm so happy. this is going to get long because i just. adore how fucking cringefail deuce is at the start of the novel. the manga is great but it's so important to me how badly this man can fuck up within 10 minutes of meeting a stranger. his ass does NOT know how to keep his foot out of his mouth

going behind a read more bc long and spoiler filled (specifically heavy spoilers (essentially an abridged play-by-play of the first chapter) for Ace's Story book 1 and a little bit of the first chapter of the Episode A manga adaption)

if you don't want spoilers but are curious uhhhh basically deuce got a lil hangry ^-^ thats all ^-^

so, in the manga adaption, deuce pretty immediately warms up to ace, yeah?

yeah. deuce is pretty fuckin easy in the manga. meanwhile, in the novel, when ace immediately asks for help...

(if it's unclear, all first person is referring to deuce, the book is written from his POV)

in fact, deuce manages to fail basically every speech check in the first conversation they have together. i'm not kidding look at how fucking bad he is at this.

my man falls ass first into a rant to a guy he just met and manages to find himself saying 'wow why don't you go cry to your mom and leave me alone to be depressed' to a man who's mom literally died in childbirth. less than 5 minutes after meeting the guy. and the best part? HE KEEPS GOING.

he's gotta stop there, right? surely? surely even a man who's been stranded on an island alone for 3 days can tell when he's got his foot so wedged in his mouth he's practically deepthroating it? NOPE!

at this point, you'd think there's literally nothing worse that he can say. you would be so, so wrong.

MY MAN. MY GUY. i want to hammer in the fact that deuce managed to fuck up a conversation this badly with a man he's literally never met within like, 15 minutes at most. deuce then proceeds to recover from this utter failure at conversation by just. walking away into the woods and proceeding to continue slowly starving to death for several days whilst avoiding ace. he also eats ants on at least one occasion. this isn't really relevant to the hitting ace with a stick thing but it's important to me that you know that. he also despite all of this has this gayass moment

again, not relevant, but important to me that you know he saw ace failing to sail on the worst raft you've ever seen and still called him 'dashing'. now, at this point, deuce has been without food and with only minimal water for days- probably close to a week, though it's a bit ambiguous. and my guy, brilliantly, thinks to himself 'well. ace doesn't look like he's starving to death. what if he has food?' and sneaks behind ace, following him until he sees ace with a huge fruit (the mera mera no mi).

all of this... deuce sneaking up on ace planning to fight him for the fruit, kill him if he needs to, because he's the son of roger... and you know what ace fucking does??? you wanna know what this giant depressed puppy of a man fucking says to a guy who was abt to bash his brains out??

"nice stick!" and deuce just fucking. starts sobbing on the spot out of guilt while they argue both trying to get the other to eat the fruit. they are. so stupid and i love them so much.

so yeah. deuce's first ever interaction with ace is loudly announcing that he'd want to kill himself if he was the son of roger, and his SECOND interaction is him attempting to kill ace with a stick because he's hangry. i love him so much he's so fucking shit.

tldr you're not you when you're hungry and also you should all read the ace novels. because of this and also because ace and deuce get cockblocked on a gay ferris wheel ride by a marine just deciding to jump in the gondola with them and sit there menacingly until ace breaks the door and just jumps out to escape her monologuing abt her traumatic backstory

[little-lovett]

sweeney todd was so good i got my period early

[ovaryacted]

I forgot how tedious writing something that’s more of a slow-build of emotions is. Like dang, I have a habit of writing things in parts or skipping ahead and doing the smut first cause that’s easier sometimes, but when it’s something that actually takes time to show emotions developing and shit you gotta stay strong and hold your ground. I hope it will be worth it in the end. 😭

[where-is-caithe]

CHECK OUT THIS OUTFIT I JUST MADE WITH SOME OF THE NEW PIECES

MADE FOR ME??? ALL THIS ARMOR MADE FOR ME???

[pdraxxi]

Template by @riessene My son Adren(rook) cannot wait to play him im so excited!!

[luck-of-the-drawings]

when i was in highschool one o my biggest coping mechanisms was drawing all the kids i hated getting killed and eaten and killed. and well. time is a slowly ascending spiral. you will find patterns.(i work as a blackjack dealer. gamblers are FASCINATING

[flowerakatsuka]

larry's tag about kurokara looking back on going around the summer festival together and realizing it was basically a date is making me chuckle bc it wouldn't be the only instance of kuroba inviting karamatsu out on what's essentially a date before they're a couple ( not even during that summer. )

[skhardwarevers1]

For about five minutes I gaslit myself into thinking I read the notification wrong and honestly I would have just believed that if I didn’t click on it

[daincrediblegg]

They didn’t cast Jared Harris as anybody in game of thrones because they knew he would be too powerful. An immediate fan favorite. Ian McShane bit parts are a dime a dozen but the one smart move that D&D made was keeping Jared out of it because if they didn’t and killed him off people would be more mad than they were about the ending because he’d be so beloved they would literally riot in the streets if he died because he out-acted everyone in the main cast and YES! That includes Charles Fucking Danse