#gomens headcanons

[raz-writes-the-thing]

loved the period request you did for Alec!

My period has been really debilitating recently and I'm 99.9% sure that a period fic with Crowley is the only thing that will make me feel better

Hiya gorgeous,

Here's some HCs because I've not got fic inspo for this one yet

Crowley x GN!Reader

GOMENS: @coffee-and-red-lipstick @quickslvxrr @clarina04 @motionlessindoubt @stevekempscocktails @go-bonkers-go-foolish @peytonpenguin37 (send an ask to be added to a tag list!)

Crowley has a keen sense of smell, and even if you're not keeping a cycle calendar going, he can smell when your hormones are starting to go all crazy with an oncoming menstrual cycle.

Even though he'd love to, he doesn't want to use too many miracles to ease your cramps, so he prepares little nests for you to cuddle up in.

He preps snacks and blankets and because using miracles for heat and cooling an item are so small they're basically undetectable, he heats up heat packs for you whenever you ask.

When they're really back he rubs your lower spine and does his best to ease your muscles.

He's also always more than willing to fuck or finger the cramps out of you. He's aware that orgasms can ease cramps and is never one to shy away from something that might help you feel better. He's not a squeamish person, anyway.

"Mm- right- I heard you humans are fans of chocolate during these trying times. This true?"

Him getting you so many chocolates. All the chocolates and all the brands.

He also likes to run baths for you and give you massages if you can stand to be touched that much.

He will also give you all the cuddles. He's not a super cuddly person generally speaking, but he will do his best for you when he can. Particularly if you're in pain.

He even tried reading to you once when it was really, really bad. And he hates books. He can't read very well but he did his best for you. It did distract you, which was consolation enough. But he hasn't done it again since.

He has miracled the cramps before, but only when it's super bad and he doesn't have any other choice. He can't stand to see you in so much pain.

[ineffable-romantics]

Thank GOD for those new promo pics.... I've always said this was the way I picture Aziraphale in modern day if he'd been the demon instead, and now I have the perfect angel!Crowley to match!

[david-minus-michael]

with the way when crowley saw discorporated aziraphale while in the pub, he asked something along the lines of “are you real”/“are you here” which makes me think of all the other times he was drunk and hallucinated/imagined aziraphale standing before him.

[staraun]

I fully believe that the main reason Good Omens has such good fan content (Other than the fandom mostly being made up of adults/older teens) is bc of how versatile the characters are. Like there is basically no reason for an AU because they have lived through it all. No matter what situations you put them in throughout history it is cannon compliment, making the fan content not just feel like a random love story but with your favorite characters but a deeper look into their actual story. Anything is possible in the Good Omens universe (except for dinosaurs I suppose.) and I think that is what makes it wonderful.

[frannonfire]

concept "crowley is mad at aziraphale and that is why "they don't talk"" is heartbreaking. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE MORE HEARTBREAKING? crowley and aziraphale missing eachother, they want to talk to each other and make everything up but... they can't talk to each other. aziraphale has a lot of work in heaven and, becuase of aziraphale being in heaven, crowley doesn't has a reason to be in bookshop (+ muriel is afraid of being fooled by crowley again).

they want talk to each other so bad but... they just can't, so they don't talk.

[miniiinebulaee]

Thought process/notes between the whimsies and the originals for funsies

[aduckwithears]

Can we talk about a missing scene? It’s during the Job job. It definitely happened, and we definitely didn’t get to see it. It's the scene where they figured out the magic trick with the ox ribs.

Here's the thing. We see bits and pieces of the night in the basement (Crowley and his wine, Aziraphale and his ox ribs... and whole ox... and etc.), but what we don't see? The planning! The discussion of the trick.

Because for the bamboozlement of the angels to work, they need props. Aziraphale has to have the ox ribs and the kids in lizard form on him at the time of the transformation. This means they needed to have a conversation about the plan beforehand. And I don't know about you, but this goes far beyond a spur of the moment Bildad shenanigan and takes it to a forerunner of the Arrangement.

I want to know how that conversation went. (maybe i should write it?) (edit: I wrote it)

[pommegrantaire]

I can't imagine I'm the first one to think of and/or draw these two based off of this scene from The IT Crowd, but I couldn't rest until I got it out of my system.

[archaicpantomime]

what 6000 years of autistic masking does to a mf

before:

after:

[tickety-boooo]

Here's a concept sketch of an Angel Crowley! The dress is sheer, like a curtain. And of course, Snake Halo! I just love adorning her in gold: highlights, freckles, makeup, all of it!

[televised-eyes]

headcanon: the moment crowley did the apology dance, aziraphale’s “very nice” roughly translated to “so he DOES dance” and the seed for the idea of a ball was planted. he just needed an excuse to have one

[shades-o-grey]

Just had a thought...

Crowley has no idea how difficult it is to wear tight skinny jeans/leather pants because he just miracles his clothes on all the time

Like he's never attempted to pull them off before

And a drunk night at the bookshop Aziraphale brings it up and it goes like this

A - "How can you stand to wear thos-those tight trousers all the time, s'my understanding that leather/jean materials are not very breathable"

C- "don't'sssee how it's a problem, considering we don't really ssweat or anything, y'know unless we think about it or put in the effort."

A- "Yes well, but it must - they must be difficult to dress and... undress, considering how, well... tight they are?"

C- "Wouldnt know really I just ssssort of, y'know *wiggles hand in mock miracle gesture* put 'em on and switch 'em off*

A- "You mean you've never manually attempted to?-"

C - "-Angel are you asking me to strip my trousers off for you right now?"

A- "No! Of course not! Thats not what I - why would I ever?!- you couldn't possibly think I was actually suggesting *blushes furiously - stuttering off in indignation*

C- *twitching in his seat with the effort of trying not to laugh, massive shit eating grin splitting his face*

A- *realises Crowley was just teasing him, blushes more, gives a haughty huff and promptly changes the subject*

Later, out of curiosity, Crowley does try"the human way". He falls over and gets into a fight with the pants and scolds them into submission, effectively just "miracle-ing" them on using another method - by threatening them to behave.

Aziraphale never brings it up again after accidentally insinuating he wanted Crowley's pants off, and Crowley is grateful because he never wants to tell Aziraphale that he was nearly discorporated by a pair of leather pants.

[david-minus-michael]

once aziraphale found out crowley was very easily flushed, he could not stop taking advantage of that knowledge, sneaking in compliments every now and then just to see crowley blush and get all embarrassed.

[staraun]

I firmly believe a good amount of people are aware that Aziraphale and Crowley aren't human, like they aren't subtle. Crowley rants to random people at the bar when drunk, and then talks to things that seemingly aren't there, Aziraphale has lived in the same place for hundreds of year's and I don't care if he insists that he's the original owners great great great grandson, people are going to notice that the old book seller they saw as a kid looks no different now that they're middle age. They actively have conversations about holy water in public parks, talk about moving to live in the stars. Crowley smokes and shoots lightning when angry. Crowley actively calls Aziraphale 'angel' which sure, just sounds like a pet name most of the time but saying "He's just an angel...I know." makes no sense unless the person you're talking about is actually an angel.

The people of Soho are fully aware of the two and just choose to ignore it.

[frannonfire]

If Crowley was an archangel (a lot of fans headcanon him as one before the fall) it could mean that he had helped bulid the heaven's system

IT IS SO GOOD ANGST MATERIAL

LIKE, GIVE ME TWO WEEKS

[vaaniebean]

Crowley wouldn't be able to make himself be mad tbh. Sure, he'd be beyond pissed that Aziraphale just reappears after breaking his heart, telling him that he just wanted to help and that he didn't want to hurt Crowley the way he did. But Crowley wouldn't be able to be mad. Hell, he wouldn't be capable of being even a little *upset* over it. Sinking into his Angel's arms, indulging in kisses more passionate than the one they parted with, doing everything in his power to not just break down in tears that his Angel chose to come back, which is not a thing to be taken lightly. He knows Aziraphale's resolve is steely when the matters are this important. No, he wouldn't be mad in the slightest. He'd simply fall apart in the most beautiful way.