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arttrampbelle · 8 months

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Controversial and cringe as it is.

Imma do it.

I'm gonna f/o a disney villain.

But not just any Disney villain.

No imma f/o arguably the darkest,and most greatest Disney villain in the history of Disney villains (again this is entirely based upon preferences and personal opinions. So don't come at me)

Jean-claude frollo.

Yeah you heard me.

This guy

Yup.

Maybe if he got laid,had a wife,he'd stfu and leave my girl esmeralda alone. Maybe he wouldn't be an insufferable prick. Maybe if he got pegged,he'd behave his fuckin self

Oh sorry. I went off. My apologizes.

So yeah i have a Disney villain f/o officially and yeah....so new f/o and self ship to play around with the narrative.

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bacchuschucklefuck · 4 months

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love thinking kipperlilly spends her afterlife looking for lucy in a familiar forest

#not art #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #like. does she have a mean of knowing lucy and yolanda got sent to cassandra's domain to hang out for a bit #kipperlilly's isolation means so much to me. she is punished for everything she's done she just doesn't pick up on it #until the moment she dies! one more funky thing that mirrors riz in which he's actively tried to cultivate a community and denied it #until the bad kids. while kipperlilly does not want or care about a community she just wants someone who validates her #but she does Need a community so she latches onto the person she lets closer to her to fulfill her emotional needs #she took the ritual willingly so this might genuinely be her first death. probably terrifying #probably not even enough bandwidth to feel mortified. maybe immediately seeking something comforting out of instinct alone #lmao honestly thinking too much abt fantasy high afterlifes gives me a headache And a visceral fear #Im not religious but I grew up in a culture with a dominantly buddhist/taoist cosmology its Scary that u just go to A Place after u die!!#and then ur still urself!!! thats scary to me what do u mean u stay like that forever. thats fucked #but yeah I think this influences how I see kipperlilly turn out a little bit. in a sense I think of her as being a ghost now #yknow. trying to solve something from life so she can move on and. stop living this life etc #man the reveal that lucy took being killed pretty seriously and is like yeah the others are decent and even sweet #and probably was just trying to hold her party together and do what she thinks is moral by hearing kipperlilly out #lol lmao etc. gods I gotta wonder how kipperlilly's mindset handled jawbones' help #it really is damn tragic tho. I stand by what I said folks like this will complain and be nasty to be around #but they dont have enough desire to inconvenience themselves to off the bat do something abt what they find unfair or whatever #its when theyre handed the seemingly very easy means to be right that they'll start being dangerous #its horribly tragic that the supposed metaplayer and the self-perceived mastermind turned out to ultimately be just an useful idiot #yknow what. I think personally in my heart kipperlilly moves on from her afterlife the moment she says sorry #doesnt even have to be to lucy but that's probably gonna be who received it #ah.... teenage rebellion. teenage gamejacking

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sage-is-in-fact-very-tired · 5 months

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the way fable holds an "I love you" over Icarus' head until they do something good and useful he'd absolutely hold any kind of physical affection over their head and in this essay I will-

#brought to : fable still hasn't hugged his kid #im gonna make a separate post about that one. but gods #he has told them 'i love you' once in. 6 months #6 fucking months and hes told them “i love you” *once*#and hasn't hugged them at all - of been physically affectionate in general #hes hugged rae. hes hugged the man who he hit upon calling fable “dad”#but he hasn't hugged his own son.#hasnt hugged the person he cares oh so much about #sherbertquake56 #icarus morningstar #fable smp #fsmp #a tag to help find my own posts

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possamble · 5 months

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realizing im kind of a weirdo about laios and marcille

#possramble #ignore this im just babbling but #the thing is that like. i don't ship laios and marcille together. their relationship is so so important to me in that laios comphets himsel #and THINKS that he might be in love with her but he isn't and that's my insane obsession #platonic soulmates for real but they're so sweet together that i fully expect them to be shipped together #like i get it. that's almost the appeal for me. if dungeon meshi were any other series there'd be an epilogue where they get married #convention dictates that they're meant to be together as the male protagonist and his beloved female deuteragonist #but dungeon meshi DOESNT do that and i love it so fucking much they're the comphet besties ever for my strange little brain #like if i ever did an arranged marriage au it would absolutely be laios and marcille having a platonic political marriage and then just #the most insane mutual pining with marcille and falin while laios and marcille struggle their way into becoming best friends #the imagery of the king and his beautiful court mage being tender to each other and everyone thinking they're in love is like catnip to me #like yeah they'd be like that and have no idea people think they should be together and the subversion makes me so obsessed #the more people ship them romantically. the more i enjoy their platonic dynamic it's like some sort of weird comphet fetishism idk #people think they're in love and im outside the window like YES... YES!!!#but also the second i see stuff of them kissing on the mouth or fucking im like oh god no i went too deep in here i gotta get out #don't wanna see that. i'll go feral over the idea of laios and marcille being arm-in-arm like king and queen but they would not fuck.#i want marcille to be his default comphet beard and dance partner/plus one at official royal events but they're not kissing.#she's there on his arm because he's scared of the other noble women tryna get him and being a baby about it #and people see them muttering to each other and laughing and generally being very sweet and think that they're dating but they're not.#she's actually covered in hickies from falin underneath her dress and is gonna get dragon dicked right after the party is over #like she's in her bedroom and falin's helping her take her ridiculous dress off while listening to her complain about politics #and falin is the person she goes home to the person she falls asleep to and wakes up with #they're a triad of utter devotion to each other but only farcille's side of the triangle is romantic #it's almost like an open secret because they're not trying to hide it at all but people assume and are surprised to find out #like people are so right about her relationship with the toudens but with the siblings' roles switched #love of her life & irreplaceable life companion. does anyone get it #anyway. i don't know what's wrong with me #it bothers me that they're not the undisputed most popular het ship for marcille on ao3 #it's unnatural. marcille being paired with any other man should be a fringe case.

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apocalypticdemon · 3 months

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so i'm finally reading through the terror scripts and i think this was designed to cause me physical pain.

crozier was supposed to be drinking to schubert..... god

#it's honest to god so interesting to see what was cut and what was rearranged #but the uh. the descriptions of the emotions that were not to be spoken?#the internal thought processes that can't be precisely conveyed without words?#i am Dying. this is Killing Me.#fucking *schubert*. god.#'it is not romantic or charismatic. it is hard to watch.' SEND HELP #the terror #i wish i had more coherent thoughts but like. jesus christ.#schubert also had some truly wretched parts of his life.#he wasn't able to marry women of higher classes than him. this was bc of a law that prohibited it but he was still restrained by his financ #*finances #a thing that sophia specifically points out to crozier in the show #aside from that there isn't much that i know off the top of my head #but his 'winterreise' is truly depressing. and 'die schone mullerin' isn't much better #actually die schone mullerin might be very apt for this.#the narrative follows a man falling in love with a woman that is beyond his grasp. and eventually ends in him fantasizing about his death.#uh. presumably the singer drowns in a brook at the end.#so! yeah! that one line in the script is making me lose my mind.#i am gonna keep reading them but i also think i will be a very sad puddle by the end of it #forgive the tag rambling. schubert isn't a main focus of mine #but i know a bit about him and a good bit about his music. it's. painful. also schubert died very young. like 31 years old young.#but anyway i guess i will find the damndest of parallels everywhere.

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unproduciblesmackdown · 1 month

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also if only the physical copy of how to disappear completely & never be found i first encountered & read a few years ago (sort of [roughly avg age ten] reader book, not any similarly titled How To) hadn't disappeared completely & not been found since, probably b/c i put it somewhere i intended to be For Safekeeping, which is also how my binder vanished....b/c it's one of those like. those book for late elementary/middle school readers when they just weave in this unrealism which makes for a delightful range & unpredicability? and with a cynical protagonist girl like off to the races like wow her mom is depressed asf & smoking? and it's about A Family History Secrets Mystery so blatantly a haunting that the inciting incident is basically introducing a haunted [family history secrets mystery] house. and spoilers don't matter like it's stemming from there being this missing uncle who grew up so in contrast to the Winsome Winning Sibling Who Does It All Right while seeing his own affiliation with rats that he tried to disappear completely & never be found which led to this Tragedy which led to this more unintended disappearance of his & he haunts this house & wants to be left alone & only goes out at night with this [ambiguous Is That A Giant Rat Or Weird Small Dog (protagonist affected by these family situations who expresses her preoccupation with an awareness of how fate can Strike and Get you with this interest with roving packs of killer chihuahuas. people think she's weird though she spontaneously befriends this other girl struck with this bolt from the blue & a bit weird / outcast & then Insightful who i wish was in it more)] & plays into the hauntedness danger like playing into the [something's Wrong with you then] until having to take yet more action where the urge to express the truth comes out more both b/c living that hidden is more threatened but also b/c now the niece children are more threatened as well. ft. a sort of preternatural blurring of time b/c of only being communicated with through this uncle via his comic pages (that he paints?) of dubiously accurate translations of irl events that are created so quickly it seems to verge on foresight, imagine like "hmm what's this painting. it's me standing in this room looking at this painting??? as someone ominous lurks in the shadows right behind me?" in both [now how could you know this & paint it really fast ahead of time] and [horror]

#i've had good times & thrills & things from other books i've read in the past xyz years & all #but i think this had the best in its final sections with [''uncle rat!''] like that was so incredibly unbelievably hype #and a further ending with a reconciliation that lets the Weirdo still be how they are but with more support lmao #i'm like yeah i want to live in the abandoned house only coming out at night only leaving secret homemade books with Some Truths #yeah i wanna exist in secret passageways & be unseen & uninteracted with & get by despite it all; sure #and disappear (mostly) and (not be found for a while until you have more motivations to help very parallel parties)#and have an affinity & affiliation with animals ppl are also like oh weird bad gross Never Want To See Them who are scroungily around #not implied to be a supernatural connection rather than just like. oh this person is a friend. from chihuahuas; rats; coatis....#also the How To & Never Be book's like core event to The Mystery is. truly so tragic lmao my god. it's really great #i'll just see about reading a digitization somewhere b/c i am Not gonna be able to find it #and the uncle is So mysterious that like. you don't get many Interactions w/him & are just going off of these emergent factors #the situations as they are as consequences of prior events; that he Is this withdrawn & communicating As some haunting monster etc #the way you technically don't also get to know like [what was bruno like prior] Directly W/Promised Accuracy and yet #the [metaphorically i mean] angle going on for everyone like perceiver truth teller Weird Odd One Out yeah yes #bit like [ :) (devastation)] verse talking abt him through a ''so your disabled relative'' lens (who also even w/magic was Just Existing)#here's a guy just existing like :) = my god this absolutely sicko who would even do something like that lmfao. god we've all been there #grappling with [tendencies] they couldn't understand....many things + just the way bruno approaches Speaking is like. okay.#my man's autistic. highest honor i can bestow. among other plausible ways of being disabled / nonconforming / abnormal #also the highest honor....rat affiliated disappeared uncle in How To? well he's really simply not possible ''yes he is Normal(tm)'' so

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trans-zenitsu · 2 months

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Trying to find a proship server is such an awful experience

You have servers that have MAP in the tag, you have pro-contact, you have children who are gonna be selling nudes to said maps, you have racism

why are you guys LIKE THISSSS

#.txt #lord help meeee #its already impossible to find one pertaining to your fandom #and when i did i immediately noped outta there after seeing the n word w the hard er #I'm not gonna rag on the kids who wanna get groomed i know what its like to have that desire but god someone keep these kids safe #I'm lucky cuz like. my mom's mexican and while she would never hurt me for getting groomed i still have thay fear of her #mexican moms are no joke man 😞#but yea #whatever i dont need a proship server anyways i have a bf who i can bounce ideas off of #seriously tho why is there so many pro contact-

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fluffypichu876 · 6 months

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

not my sunbro...

damn you miyazaki...

#i'm so sorry my friend... it was for your sake...#given that this is dark souls i should have seen it coming but man...#HIS DEATH DIALOGUE NOOO #you should have found your sun my friend...#not a fucking bug #SERIOUSLY SOLAIRE DYING BECAUSE OF A BUG???????#were you that desperate?#oh god i feel terrible #later i had to go to anor londo to try to find something and seeing that area around the bonfire completely desolate without solaire there #it was so fucking depressing #AND I SAW LIKE 3 DIFFERENT MESSAGES SAYING 'tears?' LIKE YEAH NO SHIT #so i left one too :')#*sigh* i miss him already #i keep letting characters die and now firelink shrine is more of a grave than a nice safe sanctuary to chat with npcs #(haha funny there's an actual graveyard there haha oh god)#ouch i just remembered that i kinda let larentius hollow #god he was so nice too #he literally trusted me with a part of himself dude wth i feel horrible #the fromsoft experience™#i remember when i felt terrible for getting the immortal severance ending in sekiro #NOT MY BOI KURO DAMNIT #and wolf becoming a sculptor like the proof of an endless cycle of suffering that i failed to break...#god i hate that ending #*sigh* back to ds1 at least siegmeyer is still alive and jolly as ever #except he met me at firelink and said he was going somewhere and now i'm terrified that's he's just gonna die too ahahahahahah help #NOT YOU TOO ONIONBRO STAY ALIVE OR I'LL... I'LL KILL YOU #...sorry for venting in the tags #AND THE WORST OFFENDER IS THAT I HAD TO KILL HIM MYSELF FUCK #i'm so sorry my friend... my sunbro...#dark souls

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permanentreverie · 10 months

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well. the good news is i now know how to change a flat tire.

#what a night folks!#thank God the weather has been so mild in that it wasn’t -20 and not 5 feet of snow #AND that i caught it in town and was able to pull into a well lit parking lot #and not find out in the dark deserted highway home #AND my friend who was getting off work and able to help us #AND my brother who lived in town and was coming back from the city and able to finish putting the spare on #but all in all: what an evening 💀#still gonna shower to warm up and go to bed im very ready for this day to be done #lindsay posts #i mean i /knew/ beforehand i just. cant do it myself #will soon be rectified though! am determined to be my own strong independent woman and not have to rely on the help of calling a man #but i AM thankful to the guy friend who was getting off work who helped get my spare tire out from my hatch AND my brother driving home and #was able to finish putting on the spare

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thegreeninyoureyes · 1 year

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I think I’m emotionally exhausted rn and that means that my deepest desire at the moment is to isolate myself to rewatch koisenu futari and cry

#aromantic #THEIR VIBES ARE EVERYTHING OK #I miss that casual and familiar feeling and having some of my deepest thoughts being said by someone else on the screen and #i think that if i have to go through another break of my classmates only talking about sex and romantic stuff im gonna explode #please it's been weeks find something else #i feel like i know more of a classmate's sex life and sex toys than their hobbies no joke #i feel so abnormal and childish i wanna cry #aroace thoughts ig #anyway the point is people should watch koisenu futari #and man i need more fiction with arospec and acespec characters please oh god #cw vent #vent #let's hope writing this helps me concentrate better on the things i have to do this evening #cause god never did three hours in faculty felt so tiring

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crazycoven · 11 months

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gnaws on wood

#crazy how religious trauma just got me fucked up for life lmao #and I still live with the same people who instilled that fear inside me so that's fun on a daily basis #I try my fuckign best to navigate my life and stay positive I can literally be having the best day and all it takes is one little thing-#like how is that fun for you? to sit and tell ur family members that they're gonna go to hell the end of the world is upon us #'you aren't gonna be able to live your life fully anyways just come to church and get saved then you can at least get into heaven' I JUST #I AM ABOUT TO START GOING INSANE #I need to find a way out of here but god damn I can't even find a job rn like ugfhfghfsghgfhfg god I'm trying to stay strong so bad I am #crazy how people think they're helping you when really they're the ones pushing you further into insanity #not to mention the fact that I believe Christianity probably caused me to be so fucked mentally starting at a young age #then the fucking job thing like even then I need accommodations since I'm fucking epileptic like UGGFHFGHFGHFGHFG #It will all be okay and I believe that truly I just needed to yell and scream into the void thanks #man the worst part is the fear mongering gets to me after while and I think well damn they're probably right huh #hayden.txt

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sangu1vore · 2 years

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can someone please direct me to homestuck artists that do NOT draw mituna like this because ive only been able to find like. two.

#please god help me find some if i have to see one more drawing of a grown ass man portrayed like a 4 year old im gonna kms #homestuck #mituna captor #dancestors

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thefoooconspiration · 1 year

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I'M SORRY BUT OGGE SHARING A WHOLE BUNCH OF THROWBACK THE FOOO CONSPIRACY STUFF ON HIS INSTAGRAM STORIES HELLO????? AJO GREAT IDEA WHY DON'T I JUST BREAK DOWN AND CRY FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT THANKS

#AND I HAD TO FIND IT OUT ON OSCAR'S SHARED INSTA STORY FROM HIM OUT OF ALL THINGS PÅ JÄVLA RIKTIGT NU #AND THEN AND THEN I HAD TO FUCKIN PULL UP THEIR VV FIRST KANGAROOS VID FROM GOOGLE SEARCH BEFORE I FINALLY GOT THE MEMO BITING CLAWING ETC.#THIS IS *THE* MOMENT OH MY GOD 10 YEARS OF THE FOOO BOYS I AM SO FULL OF EMOTIONS AND MEMORIES AND PURE P A I N #YES I'VE ONLY KNOWN THEM FOR ROUGHLY SEVEN MONTHS (ONE MONTH SHY OF ONE YEAR IF YOU FIRST COUNT OMAR THOUGH) BUT IT FEELS LIKE FOREVER NOW #TBH IT'S GONNA BE FOREVER ONCE I GET MY TFC-INSPIRED TATTOO HAHAHSHSJD MANIFESTINGGG THAT'S HOW SERIOUS I AM ABOUT THEM #THIS IS ALSO EXTRA OUCH ON MY HEART (IN A GOOD WAY) WHAT WITH FO&O AND LOWKEY OGGE ERASURE BUT LOOK HOW PROUD HE IS OF THEM. FUCK I AM TOO #AND JUST THE FACT THAT THEY'RE ALL STILL FRIENDS TO THIS VERY DAY TOO I AM GONNA GNAW OFF MY ARM THINKING ABT IT AHHHHHH (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)#I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH AND I MISS THEM EVEN MORE ;-; FELIX OSCAR OMAR OGGE ARE MY RIDE AND DIES IDC I'M IN THIS FOR LIFE <3 #apologies for cryshitposting on this blog that i still haven't properly started up. man fuck work but also i might just make some fooo gifs #as a celebration. also to appease ye olde hyperfixating adhd brainworms heheh (cry for help)#fo&o #tfc #the fooo conspiracy #olly molander #olle

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justinefrischmanngf · 2 years

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GOD !!!!!!!!!! life is so strange life is so very very incredibly strange

#idk how to feel like it’s mental is insane i am Overwhelmed #im also like doing not v well mentally i think so thats pribably not helping #but on the level of actual real life events oh my god #oh my god !!!!!!#i’m literally organising plans for Next Year which is crazy bc likeee how often do things planned go how they r planned but ALSO like next #year is close enough that i can be doing that……..#AND!!! things have lined up so that i can do that #like hello . what is this . what is this !!!!!!!!#in #like 3.5 months i will fully be out of home . Living Out Of Home #its gonna be saur funny if i move and like 90% of my stress levels go down <- wont happen bc i’ll be stressed abt other things <3 #im just so overwhelmed thinking abt it all . it’s not Bad by any means but it is a lot and jesus christ #maybe i’ll be okay yknow ? maybe i can make my life into something beautiful #i AM saur stressed abt money / finding a job once i move tho but ummm #it’ll be okay i have a job here so like at least i can prove continual employment on my cv n stuff #man this is insane ! it’s all insane! i feel insane!

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fuzzyunicorn · 2 days

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Here to drop some esoteric info: Jesus Christ & Mary Magdalene were IN FACT husband and wife

#if u did actual research u’d come 2 find Jewish people are prohibited from interfering w other Jews weddings so if (he did) Jesus turned #water into wine he could’ve by his own laws n customs done so at HIS OWN WEDDING not any1 else’s #Yes Mary Magdalene is a Divine Feminine & lil Satanists the shit u all have done 2 women here oh Christ almighty ur all so fucked u don’t #pretend to rape Jesus Christ’s MOTHER (Mother Mary) and WIFE (Mary Magdalene) without the utmost severe consequences #& 2 all men here who r doing what Satan wants having women being used n abused in all ways in god’s eyes n Judgement u r when u abuse a #woman u r abusing his mother & his wife & u’ll pay dire consequences for it :)#babe just wanna let u🖤 know 2 being down ur🖤 precious anger when I told u🖤 what’s going on at chick fil a god is looking @ thru those exact #lenses (this goes 4 all women!) & he really is gonna use agaisnt them ur men abusing women & u work at a godly establishment who is always #using god (don’t even get me started on the money they donate 2 gay conversion but the only thing I’ll say is keep spending money there bc #more money they can contribute to the torture of innocents the worse n worsa their punishments get! 😭😂 god really is using everything #agaisnt u all) so babe just know god is handling those men :) it lessens my anger so I hope it does the same 4 u🖤 boo 👻 :)#if any man uses n abuses a woman or women u will in fact face his wrath & u don’t get a cop out Satan tricked u & set the world up this way #lil Satanists notice how daddy Satan got u all kicked outta Heaven by abusing women n children 🥶 & he’s trying 2 do it 2 the entire male #population and all I gotta say 2 that is his (Satan’s) plan is working & working well since this world is set up 2 serve the patriarchy &#patriachries get u 2 use n abuse women so looks like a LOT of u r in fact kicked the fuck outta Heaven & no I don’t feel bad 4 u u played a #very stupid game and will receive a very stupid prize which is losing ur place in Heaven (the Spirit World) & if this scares u which is y #god wants me 2 post this is from here on out u better treat women w respect n not abuse….#bc he views every woman on the level of his Divine Mother & Wife u will do well 2 always remember that (women who r abused pls also keep #this in mind :) god will defend u like he does his own wife n mother) :)#lmao lil Satanist this doesn’t apply 2 u god will not defend Satanic women nice try tho 😭😂 u helped men use n abuse women so u r by default #a woman-abusing-male 😭😂 don’t try 2 split the hairs w us we’re gon really hurt ur goddamn feelings u all love throwing around this #transgender shit (I’m calling out people who have a problem w trans women not trans women) they’re not women this they’re not women that &#that logic oh they’re not a women ONLY applies 2 women who use n abuse other women try again lil Satanists

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first-blight · 7 months

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screaming crying throwing UP

"You said, 'in order to fight crime on my own, I'd need a weapon.' That may be true but think back to today's trial. You weren't alone. You were working together with Mr. Wright. And because of that partnership, you were able to present evidence that otherwise would have gone undiscovered. [...] That didn't happen 'by chance,' Mr. Edgeworth."

#SHAKING EDGEWORTH BY THE SHOULDERS.....!!!!!!#MY MAN #i vaguely know what's gonna happen #so i'm sitting here like EDGEWORTH DON'T.#THINK ABOUT IT #cw caps #cas.aa #edgeworth your weapon can be wright ok listen to me. listen to me #or yknow just other ppl/cooperating to some degree with the defense if that's in the interest of finding who's the real perpetrator #just as yall did multiple times already #LISTEN TO ME BOY #put that pen down mr wright or so god help me. give me that fucking letter dont you dare #screams into the void #fuck them haters edgeworth

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