#good omens tho that’s still being rotated

[mosscoveredr4t]

I need a new hyperfixiation to rotate in my head, any recs for tv, podcasts, anime, etc?

[aphel1on]

tag someone you want to get to know better

tagged by @woobifiedvillain a few days ago and finally remembered to do it!!

Favorite color: Yellow, but not an overwhelming yellow, like that soft warm yellow? I love it. People tend to not expect this answer, I think I give off more of a blue or grey vibe. Honestly a pretty grey/silver is probably my second favorite color, but a buttery yellow is just so good for the soul.

Last song: You Give Love a Bad Name by Bon Jovi. Danced to it in the kitchen, got consumed by the guitar riffs, nearly knocked a chair over. Before this morning it would've been the Genshin OST... I've been listening to it a lot while I write or do chores recently.

Last movie: An exceedingly mediocre romcom on Netflix that I watched with my sick mom to be nice. Genuinely couldn't tell you the title or more than like, two or three plot points. Last movie that I watched bc I wanted to was the Barbie movie, which was genuinely better than I expected. Enjoyable but would still give it, like, a mixed review. I'm not getting into two months' ago Barbie Movie Discourse on this post

Currently watching: I'M STILL TRYING TO FINISH THE UNTAMED!!!! woobifiedvillain i'm speaking directly to you and quoting you: i too am "chronically incapable of paying attention to visual media, even the good shit" and when i try to explain this to people irl they act like i am insane!!! I haven't watched Good Omens season 2 yet even tho I am reblogging posts about it rn. I think it's mostly adhd, or really just a part of the larger Neurodivergence Soup (tm) that makes it nearly impossible for me to learn something from a YouTube video. I mean, sometimes for a hands-on task a video is essential, but can't there be a written list of instructions to go with it too, bc that sticks in my mind way better sobs... ANYWAY i'm currently on episode 43 of The Untamed, so I should be able to finish it by, like. The end of the year at least lol?

Currently reading: I started reading SVSSS recently because, like. The mxtx mania is in full throttle. I just got here a little later than most people lmao. I'm also currently "reading" like seven different books that I bought or pirated this year and have on hold. One of my Unfortunate Skills is bingereading like 200 pages of something in 1-2 days and then not finishing the rest of it for 8 months.

Currently working on: Keep My Shadow Alive, my big xue yang-centric fix it fic!!! Well, more like a fix it, and then break it more, and then eventually actually fix it fic. Starting from the canon divergence of "Add Pre-Teen Xue Yang to the Burial Mounds Fam" and going from there. I read every fic like that that's on ao3 and was still being eaten alive by the brainworms so I started writing my own take on it and ~6 months later it's the longest fic I've ever written and only 25% of the way through its outline???? So. Who knows if it will get finished (my track record is admittedly not great)- but I've had such a blast writing it so far. Xue Yang is just SO fun to write. Yes it has a plot and character arcs and I could even go full English Major* and start telling you about its Themes, but also it's just an excuse to write Xue Yang interacting with every member of the MDZS cast. Going to STOP talking now bc I fully am the type of writer who will get carried away talking about their wips.

*i am not an english major, but spiritually i am an english major.

Current obsession: Yeah uh, MDZS. My friend convinced me to finally read it in January of this year, and the hyperfixation train has simply not stopped since then. Genshin Impact also dragged me back in with the Fontaine update and I've been having a lot of fun playing it. But MDZS is still mostly the thing that's eating up my RAM. Particularly the Yi City crew, but 3zun is rotating in there too. Sometimes even The Man WWX Himself, i talk about him less but i do love him a lot also lol

Tagging: I'm honestly too shy to do this!!! But thank you for tagging me anyway<3

[the-mf-beef]

6 Questions

RULES: answer the questions then tag people

tagged by @tyltos

ooooh i havent done one of these in ages here goes

1. Last Song:  go with the flow by bug hunter, i handt heard it in ages but it was stuck in head so i listened to it on repeat like all day

2. Last Show: last one i watched to completion? that would be our flag means death. goofy pirate romcom whats not to love. cant wait for season 2

3. Currently Watching: rise of the tenage mutant ninja turtles. it came out in 2018 and i kept putting off watching it for some reason. kinda regret not watching it sooner

4. Currently Reading: oh god no, a few years ago i was reading good omens (rlly good i love it a whole lot), got about halfway through in one sitting then the adhd slapped me in the face and i still havent finished it.

5. Current Obsession: ngl its also tmnt, watching the cartoon reignited my love for them. donatello is being rotated inside in my brain as we speak plz send help

6. Unrelated Obsession: not really anything i can pinpoint at the moment so just something i wanna do i guess. i want to learn to knit and crochet so i can make my own little plushies. theres youtube tutorials for crocheting little jellyfish plushies and theyre so cute it makes me wanna cry. i suppose its a good thing i cant make them tho cuz my house would be FILLED with them

cba to tag anyone i might do it later

[hurricaneonanesthesia]

Henlo!!! If requests are Open I wanted to ask fri more mom! Sage with teen radiant reader, maybe helping them with school and just being a supportive mom? Momma sage content is my shit! Your last hcs are so cute!!!!

MORE MOM SAGE WHOOOOO

Hope you like this! I’m definitely having fun with this lol, evn if this devolved more in just regular teen radiant reader interacting with members of the VP lol. ~Admin Hurricane

Warnings: none

Word Count: 550+

Genre: fluff

Pairing(s): Sage + GN!Reader(Platonic)

Seeing as you’re still a teen and not a fully fledged adult, you’re plagued with the one thing that I’m pretty sure everyone dreads on a Monday morning: school.

You were literally at your wit’s end juggling both your schoolwork whilst also helping out at the VP on missions whenever you could. There were some days when Sage would come into your room to remind you to prepare for your next mission only to find you huddled over your computer with a mug of tea and a blanket over your head with the lights off. It was either that or you’re just passed out on the bed with half of your body sliding off cause you can’t be bothered to sleep properly.

Of course, Sage being the person that she is at the very least, if shee’s too worried over waking you will just end up just draping a blanket over you and tucking you in and like, it somehow works???? Like you’ll just end up rolling more onto the bed when you feel her tuck you in and just curl up under the blanket??? And all while not waking up again lol

At debrief missions sometimes you look like you’re on like the verge of passing out and Phoenix or Jett have to make sure you don’t faceplant into the table and startling everyone even though they think it’s hilarious

more utc!

You are very much the baby of the VP, which you hate cause, 1. You don’t like being babied, and 2. You can stand your ground! Like there was this one time where everyone else was scrambling to rotate to the other site while you’re alone on the other site managing to keep the mirror agents off. (Sage was so proud)

You very much so have a sibling-like bond with many of the other younger agents at the VP, viewing them as older siblings and oftentimes if you guys are bickering, Sage has to break it up while you guys are glaring at each other

“Saaageeeeeeeee, Raze stole my Switch and made it blow up >:”( “

“What? I was just making some adjustments to it!”

“Not when I can’t use it anymore!”

“Please settle down—”

Sage is very much the type of mom to drag her kid outside while you’re shrinking away and hissing at the sunlight.

“You need more vitamin D, Y/N. And exercise is good as well.”

“sAGE PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT OH GOD—” *melts away like the witch of the west* “iM mELtING”

“Oh please there’s no need to be like that, don’t you think you’re being a bit dramatic?”

“Can I please go back inside to play League with Killjoy.”

“No.”

If you end up finding a lover, Sage is the mom that’s overall very supportive, meanwhile the poor person that has the pleasure of being your s/o has to deal with the overprotective Duelist gang + Killjoy

You do get along really well with like Omen and Sova tho! Omen appreciates that you weren’t initially scared off by him, and tries to make an effort to greet you when he sees you. Sova often tells you about stories of Russia and when he lived there, sometimes he’ll take you bird watching and point out all the different species and such.

Sage definitely teaches you some chinese if you’re interested! She’ll also do her best to instill a bunch of good values into you that she was brough up with, for example respecting your elders, letting others go before you, all that jazz

Reminder that my requests are open! Be sure to send something my way if you’re interested! Requesting Rules are here!

Want more of my writing? Be sure to check out my masterlist. Wanna know what else I’ll write for? Here you go!

Thanks for reading and have a lovely day!

[i-love-you-all]

Goodbye, Split

Ok, so ik some people would’ve rather seen breeze or fracture get taken out but here was my rationalization for why it was split.

One, the age of the maps. The original 3 maps were Haven, Bind, and Split. If you’re trying to spice up a map pool, it does make sense to target the maps that have been around the longest. I’m sure you could make an argument for Ascent, but those three were the OGs.

Then it comes to changes to the maps, which was brought up in the article on why they chose to remove split. They talked about evolving the playstyle, and of the three OG maps, Split has the most stagnant meta on it. It rarely/has never changed. The basic premises on defaults and executes still exist from beta, and agent changes do next to nothing about it. Like, in my knowledge, I don’t remember anything really changing about the split comp. Omen is slightly more in meta, but how you would play him is still the same as how you would have before Astra came out. One ways have always existed, and that’s the big thing about him still. I see teams as either having a controller-heavy/slower/more stall/lurk meta, or they go double initiator and play for information and map control. There is rarely something in between. You could argue abt double senti, but it plays into similar goals of the double controller comp.

If you look at the other two OG maps, you have Bind, which has just shown new comp potential with Yoru/Neon, and how fast you can push the pace. Plus with Fade and all the util she brings, there is more combo potential on that map, and it really does change depending on who’s playing and agent combos. How you would’ve played Bind while in the Acend comp vs the double controller no senti comp vs the Yoru/Neon aggression comp are different playstyles on teams. It brings way more variety than swapping Astra for Omen on Split or adding Viper to a Split comp. Then on Haven, with its three sites, you’ve always had opportunities for strange strats and rotations. There’s just more variability because of the three sites. Then on top of that, there are different ways to address Haven now that Jett is not always first pick and Sova isn’t the only initiator in meta. The flex on initiators to me is what I like about Haven because there are so many different combos we’ve seen with all the initiators. Basically, these two maps offer a different viewing experience based on who’s playing and how they like to play it, whereas Split is generally played the same over the different teams though one team might have an interesting util combo or something else.

I personally was never a fan of Split in competitive because of how easy it was to stop a push with util and some good shots at the choke points in A or B main, and it placed a lot of pressure on mid as a result. Maybe it’ll come back changed and feel different in the future, but as of now, I’m ok with it being out temporarily, and it reminds me of R6S for the pro scene so I’m not too concerned. We shall see tho... maybe I’ll change my mind in a couple months :p

[bangchanswolfpelt]

Daaamn Yoongi has good taste! I've watched some perfume recommendations from Wonho before and I got a sample of Dior Ambre Nuit because of him, since it's supposed to be more unisex. Definitely too strong for me though.

When I was younger I used to wear a smell-alike of DKNY the green apple one and everyone recognised me by that, but as I got older it felt too fruity. I've moved on to Gucci Guilty (the Intense version) and Thierry Mugler Alien (the original is a bit too out there, I wear the Eau Sublime version)

*sits in your lap 🐈* Do you wear any these days Swoony?

haha, if you're a fan of Invictus, i'll have to give it another shot. the one time i got a sniff of it, it just registered as a very generic, aggressively clean dude scent—the kind of thing you'd smell on a guy at a club who wants to make sure you know he's showered. which honestly isn't too surprising for Yoongi, but the idea that i'd be so unimpressed by what my ult is wearing was hilarious.

oooh, i'd forgotten Ambre Nuit existed—it's not what i would've guessed for Wonho, but i bet that amber-rose combo is dreamy on him.

the DKNY apples!! i got the red one as a middle school graduation present and made myself sick of it so fast. 😂 i still have a soft spot for the original green one, tho, i think i've even got a teeny sample of it somewhere—yep, just dug out the teeniest little rollerball and it smells so relentlessly youthful. i'm getting flashbacks to swapping lipgloss on the kickball fields in middle school. 🥴

Gucci's always pretty solid, i think! my roommate wore Guilty Black for aaaaaaaages before they discontinued it, and i remember the whole line being very pretty. (tho you might wanna stock up if you're really attached, i think i read somewhere the whole line's on its way out soon)

i feel like when it comes to Thierry Mugler, you're either an Angel bitch or an Alien bitch and i'm definitely an Angel bitch. 😂 i felt so cheated when i actually smelled Alien on someone it works for, something about that jasmine-woods combo just came out smelling like hand sanitizer on me. when it works, tho, it smells so smoothly elegant, like a cashmere scarf pinned in place by a pearl brooch. 😭

i actually wear a lot of stuff from Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab these days! they do a lot of fun, funky collections and it's a relatively affordable way to play with a lot of different scents, so long as their base works for you. my main rotation is:

The Other Miss Forcible — from their Coraline collection, it's supposed to be a "distorted, sticky-sweet, grotesque vintage musk." it is SUPER sweet, but it's a dark, rich sweetness that makes you think of brown sugar and maple, with just a hint of anise to make things just a bit weird; i think the best description of it i've managed is "evil, slutty maple cookies"

Jareth — from their Labyrinth collection! slutty vanilla-musk and black leather, it's very smooth and sexy, though it has a bit of a mean edge sometimes—the leather has an almost latexy quality before it dries down that i really love. i mainly wear this because i can't fuck someone who's wearing it. 😭

Slate-Black Clouds Tumbled Over Eden — from their Good Omens collection! this one's kind of an outlier, ozone and rain scents usually just end up smelling soapy on me, but the amber in this one really kicks it up to just warm skin and cold clean rain. i wear this one when i miss rain, which is pretty often in california. 😂

Caliph's Beloved — from Twilight Alchemy Lab, one of their etsy side stores; smells like cinnamon rolls and roses, which is a wild combo and also a combo that makes me wanna gnaw on my own wrist, but it's definitely an attention-getter.

Samhain — one of the scents from their Halloween collection that comes back around every year, which should be landing again soon! smells like pumpkin spice and burning leaves, with an axtra touch of earthiness from woods and patchouli; it's what i wear when i'm missing autumn, or when i need autumn to feel extra autumn-y.

Voluptuous Wantonness — one of the Dracula scents from Halloween 2019; this one is dark and red and obscene.🥵

Les Bijoux — from the general catalogue, it's the only thing on this list you can actually get a sample of, and another outlier in my tendency for darker/spicier scents. this one's all apple and honey and just a hint of musk, sweet and fresh but in a very warm, glowy way, like flushed skin in the springtime. it's the kind of scent you wanna sink your teeth into.

i've also been dipping back into my old stable of mainstream perfumes, tho, and that's been a lot of fun. i'd forgotten just how many discontinued gems i had stashed away. 😭

[onf-headcanons]

ONF in Demon AU

A/N : Is clearing idea dumps from drafts, this would be the second version of modern AU 

Hi, does anyone remember the idea of illegitimate child of Satan from here and a random Lucifer!Hyojin moodboard here?

ALSO YOU TOTALLY CAN IMAGINE THIS IN A REVERSE WAY, ANGEL AU (where reader is a reincarnation version fragment of Archangel but this one idea dump/establishment will be done for another day)

ALSO you can totally imagine it as deity AU, example that you are Zeus reincarnation but you awaken late and you need to stop Kronos for his rampage. Or even you are Odin and you need to stop Modern version Ragnarok this time. And ONF members could be tie with other Greek/Roman gods. This one will be fun should OH MY GIRL and B1A4 are tied in too. Its just idea I am not sure if I will expand this. But discussions are welcome

(There is no harm to think it as late Victorian or any other era you like, it is just I felt it is better to write in a familiar timeline as I dont want to do something wrong)

So below are just a few establishment for the AU, I am not gonna divide this into 2 scenarios so warning this is going to be long post.

Ok even though I did mentioned illegitimate or forgotten child. This is plausible for your family comes from bloodline that related to demonXhuman ancestors.

Also it truly depends on you. Making into a throne inheritance war or

Reader come of age and their soul are reincarnated royal demon (not neccesary Satan) so there are some demons/demoness guarding you from you are still a child (kinda like those 2 characters from Good omens or Maleficent)

for the above idea, readers magical heritage only awaken once they pass a certain birthday 16, 18 or 20 or 21, up to you. So you suddenly can see mythical creatures.

It could be your bloodline awakened but you are not that qualified to ascend throne or because of your human blood you cannot hide yourself from angel/demon hunter so you have your own demon guardians

Lets say you are imagining on something big world building, again derived from the establishment for familiar au, it is definitely plausible for you to have other "candidates" and they have their demonic godparents/guardians as well

Example, should you go for inheritance war type, maybe you have a distant related sibling(s). It will be fun if you, have ONF members as your guardians while your sibling(s) have other kpop groups. Presumably to name, Dreamcatcher, ONEUS, ATEEZ, PENTAGON or ASTRO... in short its totally flexible.

To add, (and this is an idea i use to draft for fake pilot episode for a homework I worked), you could tally idols and number of idols you wanna integrate into the story to "Lesser Ley of Solomon", linking your bloodline towith King Solomon (*disclaimer, loosely based mythically). 72 demons, how many demons for 1 person is totally depend on you. Whether number of demons/demoness one have on their side equals to their power/ability (or even how many support they obtain) is up to you.

(and disclaimer I am not Christian this is just an idea dump so dont start cultural bashing. again this ia just an idea dump and I am not planning to touch sensitive issues yet.)

Ok enough world building, lets move to story wise.

You could be growing in orphanage it adds more mystery of your bloodline/heritage or similar to the familiar au, living with your family but your family later died on accident. Your parents bloodline combine making you are the perfect vessel for the reincarnation or maybe its a tradition like every 100 hundred years you will reincarnate or something. Again its flexible.

The moment you realize you are seeing things was you noticed similar aura of each person appeared on similar day. You might not get to see who is watching before you actually confronted to the air that you will contact the police

You might really go file a report but after several times the police be like dear there is no a single soul stalking you tho

then out of depressed, you accidentally get yourself into accident and your demon guardian shows up.

Or, because you started to able to see mythical creatures. Mythical creatures starts to notice your existence as well. And that somewhat gives off your location to other candidates through gossiping (should this is inheritance war type of story). Then your guardian show up to protect you when you are attacked by rival sibling’s demons.

Could be you visited some witch to get your ability to see mythical creatures covered up? Recommended by a friendly non related sibling or a friend you made/could be angel?

You thought you only got one but it surprised  you that you actually got 7 (later 6)

As this was different from summoning because they are guardians either assigned or volunteered. There is no need for you to provide them anything. And different from familiar au, there is no need to leave them in your home. To ensure your safety they must follow you 247

For now I would be thinking our boys actually guards you in a daily shift. Example, Hyojin on Monday, Changyoon on Tuesday, Seungjun on Wednesday, Jaeyoung on Thursday, Minkyun on Friday, Yuto on Saturday, Minseok on Sunday. (after Minseok departs, the other members rotate themselves to do the Sunday shift)

Since their shift are like that, you sometimes take chance to hangout with them. Eating out with Hyojin, Arcades with Yuto. mostly happens Sunday.

I am thinking it might be fun which your predecessors of the throne are very eager to get the throne, you are just trying to keep out of trouble. So in another way, demon ONFs get to experience the modern human world in a more chill way, it was not just guarding you, but also trying to experience human world. You could like summon them?/keep them by your side just like a normal sibling (Especially if you are the type that grow up alone without any siblings)'

Cues in ONF members actually understand your preference and remembers them very well. So you could not help relying on them as days pass by.

You are defo gonna get an ultimate rival and a friend that shares the same circumstances as you. Maybe the first rival sibling ends up being your friend after they know you are not intending to compete. But there are some rivals are more aggressive out there.

Could be you knew a few demon hunters but they know you meant no harm and then they just let you go

It will be more fun if existences of your kind triggers inner civil war between demon hunters/angels. Because there is also some distant “siblings” of yours wish to live their live quietly but some parties does not agree of letting your kind roaming free and feeling the bloodline must end.

Should you are the type to compete for your birthright (because you are too irritated of people keep coming to kill you non stop). They are happy to serve you till the end as you embracing your darker side. (Well I am not sure to give ONF members and reader loveline here so I will not talk about it for now)For this version, to explain Minseok’s departure , I would prefer that Minseok is back at hell to be your team’s spy, monitoring all political moves and changes.There are still bottom line morality, you are not really slaughtering your way through. But you do make sure the other party wont come to look for trouble anymore.They are going to train you to make sure you are ready. Fighting in physical and magic.That friendly sibling joins on training you too. 

You are definitely getting strict critiques from Hyojin and Seungjun during the beginning of your training.

My preferences, you get a friendly sibling(s) where their demon guardians end up being BFF with yours. (RTK and MIXNINE side effect, sorry)

Characterization should be the same as those I have established from the familiar au. Just the world building and some settings that are slightly different.

Hyojin is to keep the trait of his preference on human food

Changyoon is to keep his nagging trait 

Seungjun might help you with studies (not solidify him as a nerd but there is tendency that he will)

Jaeyoung is more to the body guard type

Minkyun defo gonna make friends with stray animals (either you house ends up becoming pet shelter, you becoming a foster mom for animals or you cannot keep any because you are allergic but mental supporting Minkyun is up to you)

Yuto definitely is the quiet but alert type same goes with Minseok

My preference stereotype for them would be the cinnamon rolls that would kill

Sometimes they might go.. “ I am a known demon back in hell but why I am doing this babysitting shit?” 

But then ends up enjoying stuffs human does lol

Changyoon enjoying TikTok lol, they got famous because of their contents. 

Defo gonna have movie night.

It will be funny if ONFs as demons themselves, got scared at the monsters/ghosts seen in horror movies. Bonus if you actually not scared of horror movies. And they are gonna question you out of disbelief like why the hell are you not scared? How can you not even flinch a single bit?

Reason : monsters and ghosts imagined by human beings do not look the same based on their knowledge.

They sometimes show themselves to other humans but rarely. Mostly just being the unseen follower behind you.

Cues in sometimes they forgot they are invisible, and picks up something from the mart and it gave people a fright. Example, Changyoon or Minkyun passes through a nice outfit and just took the hanged outfit out to place in front of himself, only to realise what he did after looking into a mirror nearby

Hmm my thoughts, Jaeyoung and Minseok would be the ones who would always their visiblity when you are out with them.

Hyojin and Changyoon would be the ones who prefer to keep their invisibility

Copying from familiar au, should you attend college or university, people might thought some members of demon!ONF are your boyfriend.

At first when they changed pattern starts to live close to you, they could  not get the concepts of moral of human being well. You will be guiding them. 

Could happen that you are so pissed off by someone at work and you could not help but ranting when you are at home. 

(Of course the demon!ONF on that day saw what happened but you did insist on them to not do anything)

They might go like : “ Should I kill them for you?”

You : “What?”

Random ONF member : “I can do it to make look like an accident you know.”

You : “OMG NO”

You : “You know maybe you can try to mend things when they are trying to frame me on purpose.”

Random ONF member : “Gotcha”

For the you are not competing scenario, they would be always keeping you safe from harm until you died. Should you get married, you let them participated as relatives/friends. Cues in they even help you take care of your child later on. It could be even fun if you child does not inherit bloodline but they can see ONF members

I will stop here will write another post should i have more ideas to add.

Welp of course for a third option scenario, would be you being a supporter the friendly sibling of yours. You just wanna stay safe so you acted like an advisor role for that candidate, helping them to gain power but not participating directly. Like I said its flexible

For this one I would like to write it as you are just trying to chill with your quiet life but demon hunter, angels and aggressive candidates keeping coming at you.

Also for this one I would link to the point of unfavorable and forgotten child part.

Less favourable child gets assigned with less powerful or less aggressive demons

So for this story ONF aren't high class fighter demons at all. But they do excel in magics.

In opposite, you could the one who knows how to fight maybe because you are quite rebellious in personality.

The moment you found out there 3 parties wanna kill you and innocent less aggressive candidates, you snapped.

Maybe some candidates heard of your friendly sibling name and they rushed over to seek help. End up bump into you instead.

You : what kind of dad is *your biological demon dad name*?"

Cues in Demon ONF keep calming you down because they are afraid that rumours of you belittling your demon father might make their king angry

But you have your attitude and no shit is given. Because you understand that your life your destiny is in your own hands.

You : I wanted a peaceful life alone but now I have to deal with Angels, hunters and a bunch of siblings that I never met , never knew about each other, who all wants me dead.

You : its not fair.

To end it once and for all, you suggested to the friendly sibling to find other candidates that do not have any intentions to compete for throne. Form allies with them so that later own they could get votes for the throne and the rest of the gang could get a decorative chill title while living a peaceful life

Also suggested to the sibling of yours make use of the allies to protect less aggressive candidates

It worked politically. As most of the candidates work on slaughtering others to cut secure birthright, your ideal and policy of strengthen inner then tackle threat gain more favour. Finally your sibling gets the throne.

And you and your other members of allies might get duke duchess or something

This version of story would have and need slot of mind games. Political games as well. (Will be interesting to write but there will waaaaaay too much characters to take note.)

[doublematch]

Dreaming under the snow

For the Good Omens Secret Santa, my gift for @glitteritzical.

Is not much, but I hope you will like it.

The first snow of this saved world was falling quietly over London.

From between his plants, Crowley was watching the flakes dancing down, white almost as Aziraphale's hair.

He thuds his head against the window. For as much as he would like it, nothing has changed between them since their trials. Even without their old sides watching, the angel was oblivious as always. Probably was only not interested, and being kind to him.

He even gave him the keys to his flat, but Aziraphale never visited even if Crowley was at the shop at least every couple of days.

Lately, tho, he didn't go. It was almost two weeks Crowely was here, yelling at plants and watching reality shows. And Aziraphale hadn't as much as called.

It was so clear that the attachment Crowley had for him was one sided...

The entrance door opened, and he jumped back.

"Crowley? I... I came to check on you. Are you well?"

A rustling of clothes, probably Aziraphale taking off his coat.

"I have taken some hot cocoa."

Crowley was sure he was dreaming.

Surely I am asleep. How many times did this dream come up? I must he a fallen asleep brooding. It's what happened.

"In here, angel."

Didn't occur to him that he was in his silken pants only. It was a dream, nothing bad could come out of it. As nothing good, but he was determined to enjoy it while it lasted.

He can hear the steps, and something been put down on the next room. Whar the steps approaches, he turns.

"Oh, aren't you cold like that?"

Crowley saunters toward the figure of Aziraphale. It's his dream, he can be bold.

"Why, angel? I can always find some way to not be."

This dream is so realistic, from the tartan down to the signs of use on the cream vest. His imagination is sooo good, today.

Aziraphale's hands are worrying at each other while his eyes go wide looking at him like he was a serving of crêpes.

" Just be careful, my dear. You... You didn't come visit the past days, I was getting worried."

Crowley's arm slides around the angel's waist.

"Just worried, angel?", he whispers at his ear.

And then Aziraphale is kissing him, and that's a dream alright, the angel will never do that. He can taste him on his lips, and he is hungry for more. His dreams have never been so good.

When Aziraphale retracts, Crowley is still dazed.

"I am sorry, my dear, but you looked too delicious..."

The angel goes a lovely shade of red and takes a step back.

"I don't know what came onto me, I am so sorry. Please, have the cocoa. I... I will see myself out."

Aziraphale turns.

"Angel, wait. You are a bad dream, running away so."

"Crowley... Is me. I don't know anything about dreams. I.. I just must go."

With a snap, Crowley miracles the rotating door closed,blocking the angel way.

"What do you mean, is not a dream?Must be." He snarls.

Aziraphale just stay where he is, shoulders shaking. And is such an Aziraphale pose... Crowley reaches him and pulls him back against his chest.

"Must be."

"How can be yours, then, Crowley? I don't sleep, but if I did will surely be mine."

Can be this affirmation, or Aziraphale's smell, or his uneven breath against his bare chest. But doubt creeps in Crowley's mind.

"If is not my dream, and is not yours either..."

It clicks. He takes a step back and snaps open the doors.

"Oh, angel, I... I am so sorry. I should have never..."

Aziraphale turns back on him.

"So, you do dream of this? Come, let's get a cocoa and talk."

And Crowley follows him, because it's all he want to do.

Later, London is white under the snow, and two etheric being are relaxing in a minimalist yet decadent bed.

Crowley's glasses are somewhere in the house, as most of their clothes. Aziraphale is smiling fondly, and carding through the short red hair.

"My dear, have I convinced you is not a dream yet?"

Crowley grins wickedly, and places a kiss on the angel's neck.

"Not at all"

Aziraphale giggles,and kisses the demon's hair.

"Then come here, and let me try again."

[stimmypaw]

stimmypaw reads Shattered Sky, a late tumblr post

I just, forgot to post this for some reason. It’s me writing my thoughts on the third book of A Vision Of Shadows, I also did that with the first and second ones! Very full of spoilers, enjoy!

Omg.....meet Darktail's Kinnies... someone should name their wc kin server that its a great name, most of them seem to have wc names tho I thought he was a whole gang?? Did more of them get wc names or have already than we knew???

Oh no I barely got to see echosong :c I hope the others are okay, frecklewish is a wonderful name

Chapter one they already have all of the clans going 2 fight???? This absolutely won't go well and that terrifies me

Onestar realized Darktail has a beautiful voice :/ and he feels bad battling him /j

Yup just as I expected, awful loss. Plus Twigpaw was sure her sister was gonna kill her which killed Me

Alderheart parent mode

YASSSS ITS TIME FOR SKYCLAAANNNNNN

obviously the clans are pissed why the hell did they have this as a secret bro!!! why?? bramblestar was just ashamed now firestar???? bro WHY i seriously need to read firestar’s quest I just don’t get it

scenes of elders being cared for by apprentices is always so comforting, seeing it being interrupted and taken from violetpaw feels awful

WHO THE FUCK IS THISTLE he isn’t in the allegiances??????????????????? HELLO ah okay the rogues are showing up slowly ok

Violetpaw did a u-turn to her character here it seems?? She didn't find the elders were lecturing her at first, was Darktail's lil speech about how she was brave enough to convince her they are wrong??? A few compliments couldn't possibly be enough for that. Plus again she is seeing Darktail brutally murder someone and how despite seemingly treating each other nicely these cats are ready to betray each other anytime. Surely this would be enough for her to feel like the elders are still right and she can't trust these cats???

Hope she doesn't start seeing this violence as normal

I'm so sorry for blossomfall I can't believe she got with thornclaw of all cats

LIONBLAZE JAYFEATHER CINDERHEART AND TAWNYPELT, ALL JUST CASUALLY LISTENING TO GOSSIP. ABSOLUTELY SCANDALOUS I LOVE THEM

I love like how the book will take breaks every now and then to show for a millisecond ivypool being mad at tigerheart or vice versa and dovewing looking at tigerheart or vice versa and have the POV go "wonder what thats all about" and just proceed with the plot. Wonderful

Twigpaw :c

"A "mrrow" of welcome" has got to be my favorite line on this book

The cats complain there's already enough plots going on.

Whitewing is a very nice background cat and I appreciate her. But God Omen of the Stars only proved Starclan is just a bunch of old dead cats and that can be both good and terrible. Her argument is needed tho.

The others have a point tho, how can they leave the clan with less cats right now? I guess they would come back with more but what if they're not strong enough to defend themselves? A lot of trouble could happen with Skyclan coming as is to the territories and its understandable for the cats to be concerned

Violetpaw and Needletail cope with trauma as best they can and thats not a lot

I hope Violetpaw at least realizes how fucked up it is that they are scared of their leader who is supposedly their kin and the one who they should be the most loyal to

Oh Boy kittypets!

I love kittypets so much they're always fun. Darktail is so creepy tho I read some quotes he said to my girlfriend and she said he sounded like GLaDOS and yeah he's creepy I can feel it without Violetpaw agreeing with me that she's scared of what will happen next. Where did Darktail get that blood thing????

I like Zelda. She seems to be Violetpaw's age I hope she is so they can kiss. ALSO THIS IS KINDA LIKE MENTORING??? Violetpaw should get a warrior name

TWIGPAW PUT A PILLOW UNDER HER BLANKET SO NO ONE WOULD NOTICE SHE LEFT AHAHAHHA I bet she went to find Skyclan didn't she

PURDY

NOOOOOOO PURDYYY NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

my gf said indigestion can sometimes have those effects on a cat if its really bad i didn't know that

PURDY CANT BE GONE PLEAS

I am SO sad I knew this was coming and I hated it terrible awful

I never saw a vigil so sweet. We Are All Love Purdy.

OH RIGHT TWIGPAW GSGWHAHAH

I appreciate no one is annoyed or pissed theyre all just worried, I am too

Apparently Alderheart and Bramblestar disagree lot? They seem to get along great though. And uh I guess Bramblestar doesn't always take his advice but, that doesn't mean much they like talk about stuff and Bramblestar forms conclusions taking in consideration the stuff his son said and all. Idk, feels like a weird statement Twigpaw something tells me the Erins are failing to send a message somewhere

Fuck I hope someone finds twigpaw soon, her adventure has been fun but I'm terrified for her

Violetpaw seems to be having a hard time too, not only is everything awful and terrible plus we had a time skip of a few days so who knows what happened to Twigpaw. Anyways Violetpaw having to care for Needletail like a mentor is like a young teen having to care for a young adult's mental health and that always sucks for the kid, there's not much else that can be done though Needletail probably doesn't want to worry

Violetpaw :C

This is so sad and terrible, I wish Violetpaw could be with Twigpaw right now she wouldn't be starclan knows where if they were just together!!! I hope the other cats don't start saying nonsense about Violetpaw now. She's scared she won't be accepted in Thunderclan and doesn't see herself as worthy of acceptance, and feels responsible for her older friend. I'm :CC

PAGGDHAHAHA Zelda is a trash cat and I love her

Violetpaw is suffering so much and Darktail is absolutely brainwashing her ass and she can't understand how he is to blame for everything.

Oh boy when she does.

This is such a good story God im like very tired and in need of sleep but I can't stop reading

Oh God so much has happened, this is so terrible, I love that Mothwing and Alderheart are hanging out tho I forgot what a fun character she can be!!!

Thinking about how so much would be easier since book 1 if Onestar agreed to lend a helping paw. Thinking about the begging dying bodies piling up at his door. Thinking about onestar.

Oh scratch what I said earlier guys WHEN VIOLETPAW FINDS OUT DARKTAIL KILLED DAWNPELT OH BOY

Its terrible knowing dawnpelt isn't there and like, so far thinking she was in thunderclan, only to have thunderclan cats wonder if she's in shadowclan like oh God oh fuckle this is IT

I feel so bad for Loki and Zelda :c I would give them treats

What the fuck Darktail

Holy shit Darktail

I am noticing like, cats making seriously spot on assumptions of things that happened out of small information and idk if that really isn't realistic and just a way to make cats realize things or if I'm just too autistic to relate

I'm so glad the medicine cats treat anxiety. Last time I remember that happening was the prophecy begins but I might be forgetting somethin

The fear these cats have of the clans ending feels so real I am absolutely terrified for them and I love it

It doesn't make sense for twigpaw 2 die so I'm not buying it but wow this hurts

Violetpaw time

I am itching for them to find skyclan so bad

Violetpaw you're not Squirrelpaw or Leafpaw in the new prophecy you wouldn't have felt if Twigpaw died :P

Bro Needletail :c I miss when she was a wild free creature

This prisoner smuggling deal is so fun I am absolutely excited about everyone's plans, it can't all go well so soon though.

TWIGPAW YESSSS BABY I MISSED YOU

Twigpaw lactose intolerant moment

omg she had a vision

Vision cat be nice 2 my baby she is dying

TWIGPAW FOUND SKYCLAN YESSSS YES YES YES

OMG......HAWKWING.....AAAAAAA THATS HER DAD BRO SHE FOUND HER DAD IM YESSSS YEAYESYESYEYD

This is so good im so happy

This is so awful I'm so sad WHERES THE CLAN CATS they were supposed to show up when they were asleep right????? Fuck!!!

This is so scary

NEEDWETAIL IM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Violetpaw definitely could have used a better friend at times, but God was Needletail good im so sad

Bramblestar: alderheart we need a point of view from thunderclan of what's happening so you're coming to the battle

OMG THEY DID IT!!!! I DID NOT EXPECT THAT WROW VERY NICE

Oh this is so exciting, how will they get Windclan back????

Twigpaw baby you always had your place here

I think they should both go to Skyclan but I understand if Twigpaw is indecisive she has always had a good life in Thunderclan.

Nononono Rowanstar, Scourge is the villain from the The Prophecy Begins here, your guy is named Darktail

Ominousnestar

I have been vaguely spoiled about Onestar being related to Darktail but I have no clue how

I can see Onestar's, Smoke's and Darktail's designs rotating in my mind its beautiful

I'm loving this story this is so cool

You dare challenge the warrior cats Fandom?

SKYCLAN, DROP YOUR CATS

RIVERCLAN, GET THE BUCKET

WINDCLAN, GRAB YOUR LEAFBLOWERS

THUNDERCLAN, GRAB YOUR LIGHTNING RODS

SHADOWCLAN, IDK MAN SAY BOO OR SOMETHING AHHAHA

I'm glad this is the prophecy this series really is Tumblr vs 4chan

Oh my god

This is so surreal

What an astounding battle wow and what an ending

I loved it

That was so so good

Everything here was fantastic, looking back its hard to believe they managed to fit so much plot into one book and like the pacing was Very Good this was just good writing wow? The development of Darktail, everything with Onestar, very fun I was on the edge of my seat through the whole thing it was incredibly fun. I’m very excited for what’s to come too, I worry it probably won’t be as fun and exciting as this since they already got rid of the biggest threat, unless they get another, but still like I really wanna know what’s gonna happen with Skyclan! And Violetpaw and Twigpaw!!!! How will the clans cope with all this loss and receive a new clan in the territories??? There’s a lot of good build up that I don’t know if it will live up to all that happened so far, but I think it can be very good and I’m excited, lots ahead of us!!! Oh boy!!

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A weird dream? 2 nights in a row? It's more likely than you think

The first part I remember starts off on a sidewalk think along some boutiques. It honestly reminded me of a street in Austria that I cant remember the name of, but I knew I was in an amusement park.

Suddenly, it started raining really hard. We had been expecting this. However, then a tornado suddenly started. I didn't understand why I had to cling to the black metal fence to avoid being blown away. Someone told me to look behind me and I did. The tornado was like 20 feet away.

Eventually the wind died down (but the tornado hadn't moved?) and we decided to all try to take shelter. I suggested to the family I was with that we head back to their car. We did, and took some sketchy back path through some woods, clinging to things every time the wind started.

We got back to the car and figured out that Poseidon was pissed and heartbroken and that's why the storm was happening. Even though the storm wasn't anywhere near the coast and there were no earthquakes so it couldn't have been his domain? Anyway, we decided to try to talk to him.

Suddenly, I was watching from a sort of rotating birds eye view camera as Crowley from Good Omens burst up out of the water. It was a sort of dreamscape I think. I looked up to see Zues and Hades take a couple steps back to reveal Poseidon, looking stoic and sad.

Crowley asked him why. Poseidon said it was to punish the one who broke his heart. I don't remember how this involved me, not camera me but person me who was still back on Earth, but it did.

Eventually, Poseidon said that only the true believers would survive. That "the 10% that can spare the lungs to scream at us and ask us why are the ones who will live." And that was why the wind came in such weird bursts, so only they would live.

I dont remember the rest tho lol