#gotta be prepared

[hucklebucket]

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[aquar-io]

what are you gonna do when you become the 196 reddit screenshots?

i think im gonna fully embrace tumblr and write a multi-paragraph callout for whoever leaked my content to reddit.

[fairybluedreams]

Vote Elatsoe AroAce Swag 2023!

Here is why YOU should vote for Elatsoe in the @aroaceswagcompetition!!

First thing's first -- Elatsoe (goes by Ellie) is the protagonist of the novel by Darcie Little Badger. Ellie/Elatsoe is a Lipan Apache girl living in an alternate version of the U.S. full of monsters, magic, & interdimensional beings from both Indigenous & Western folklore! She's basically living a modern fantasy, Indigenous futurism, and murder mystery all at once.   

Second -- the girl is FULL OF SWAG & MOXIE!! She has supernatural powers related to the dead, can "wake-up" the ghosts of animals (bringing humans back is a huge taboo tho), and has on rare occasions traveled to the underworld for dire circumstances. She faces off against vampires and murderers alike with her faithful (ghost) dog and her best (human) friend!!

Her aroace identity is both canon and respected by her family! The narrative doesn't treat her like she isn't capable of any type of love or caring emotions. (I can't be the only person who's heard "what are you, a robot?" or seen people only headcanon a character as aro/ace if they're super shy or super cold/mean right????) Elatsoe has a FIERCE love for her friends, family, and traditions, and she is more than willing to stand up for them and fight for them!!

Also she has an awesome dog named Kirby who she adores with all her heart and does everything with, how can you not vote for her at least once?? A vote for Ellie is a vote for Kirby!!

In Conclusion: Vote Elatsoe!! and maybe check out her book if you like reading with some awesome rep all around ;)

[paper-lilypie]

bites your ankles

FUCK [sprays bug spray at my ankles] fuckin ants

[fayeisuppose]

When he’s 8 inches taller than me and lets me ramble about our future>> (I’m gonna marry him and we’re gonna live in a Victorian style home that we’re gonna renovate and maybe have a kid or two bc for the first time in years i actually really wanna be a mom and it’s all because of him. I love him so much.)

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

do you have baby name ideas? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH HOUSE DECORATION IDEAS? WEDDING THEMES? (im terrified of small children)

[fandomrouletteburrito]

Bsd 110 isnt even out yet and I’m already crying

[alittlebitgoofy]

ok i'm going to tesco then i'll post the fic while i wait for my food to cook :))

[sotiriabellou]

the minute he said bullets song i started crossing myself

[stylesinthewild]

about your checking the weather tag, i live in the desert so the weather is the same everyday, no need to check

Definitely makes sense. The weather where I live changes every 15 minutes. Snowstorm in the morning and 85 degrees by 1pm.

[fazcinatingblog]

Things that my boss doesn't read:

An email forwarded to her regarding a client's tax return with me adding who's done that work and what stage it's at

Things my boss does read:

A random page from like several days ago where her surname is spelt wrong

[lemonboyjosten]

— the foxhole court (2013)

— the sunshine court (2024)

[sluttyhenley]

Yeah, that works.

9-1-1 | Buck, Bothered and Bewildered

[harlepinyo]

My universe.

[essektheylyss]

World Wizard Entertainment Final: FUCKING TROUBLE

(And is Vince McSam in the room with us now?)

Well folks, this is it. The final.

We've lost some good wizards along the way. Also some evil ones. Probably some neutral ones as well, I dunno, this wasn't the alignment quiz. We've campaigned, cat-fought, and cried crocodile tears for who was the most wizard, who was the strongest wizard, and sometimes, who just made the funniest argument.

And in this last round, we've had to say goodbye—for now, but not forever—to our champion, our guiding star, our last hope....

A moment of silence... for Veth's Big Naturals.

But do you know what? It's what she and her huge, wizardly knockers (and, maybe, somehow, also Cerrit's roguely big naturals?) would've wanted. Her boy, Caleb Widogast, in the final round, up against the Calamity's dearest heart of hearts, Laerryn Coramar-Seelie.

Pfffft, alright, enough of that heartfelt fuckery.

There's no crying in wizardry, as they say! If you want to see previous polls, rankings, and methodology, please check the tag here. Otherwise, let's get to the trash talk!

(But for real, again, keep it weird and funny, not just... mean. Contrary to popular belief, people can in fact tell the difference. This is for fun.)

Our final round match-up, wizard to wizard:

So come, one and all, and vote for the last wizard remaining! Laerryn, give it your best shot. And Caleb, AVENGE THOSE TOTS!