As we go on, we remember (Oh, yes, we remember)
All the times we had together
And as our lives change, come whatever
We will still be friends forever (Always remember)
Smile • Turn Me On • Me, Myself And I • Unhappy Anniversary • Not That Kind Of Girl • Do What You Want To Do • Girls Against Boys • I Got You • Money • About Last Night • Fear Of Flying • Graduation (Friends Forever)
LET YOUR FRIENDSHIP DIE ENERGY DRINK: ALL THE ENERGY OF NOT TRYING TO BEAT THIS DEAD HORSE OF A RELATIONSHIP ANY MORE
STOP TRYING TO COMMUNICATE IN NEW AND EVER-MORE EXCRUCIATING WAYS
IF YOU WERE STILL COMPATIBLE, IT WOULDN’T BE THIS FUCKING HARD
ITS TOO LATE FOR THE BENEFITS OF HEALTHY CONFLICT MANAGEMENT SKILLS
LET YOUR FRIENDSHIP DIE ENERGY DRINK HAS ALL THE PEACEFUL RESIGNATION OF NO LONGER BICKERING ABOUT DIRECTIONS AT THE CROSSROADS, AND SIMPLY TAKING DIFFERENT PATHS
MUCH LIKE THE MAJOR LESSON OF MANY COMING-OF-AGE MOVIES, IT IS POSSIBLE TO ADMIT YOU’VE OUTGROWN YOUR FRIENDS FROM HIGH SCHOOL WITHOUT DYING ON THE SPOT
TIRED OF TRYING TO DECIDE WHICH ONE OF YOU REMEMBERS YOUR LAST FIGHT MOST ACCURATELY? WITH “LET YOUR FRIENDSHIP DIE” ENERGY DRINK, YOU DONT HAVE TO!
“LET YOUR FRIENDSHIP DIE ENERGY DRINK” IS NOT FOR EVERYBODY WITH DIFFICULT DECADES-LONG FRIENDSHIPS
SOME WORK OUT GREAT
(NOT YOURS)
(YOU KNOW IT WON’T)
(IT WILL CONTINUE TO BREAK YOUR HEART IN PROGRESSIVELY DULLER BUT MORE LASTING WAYS WITH EACH PASSING YEAR AS YOU GROW YET FURTHER APART AND STRAIN YET HARDER TO HANG ON TO THE GOOD OL’ DAYS WITH YOUR SLIPPING, ACHING FINGERTIPS)
OR MAYBE IT’LL BE FINE
MAYBE YOU WONT REGRET HAVING THEM IN YOUR WEDDING PHOTOS ACTUALLY
IT COULD HAPPEN
OR
WITH “LET YOUR FRIENDSHIP DIE” ENERGY DRINK
YOU COULD STOP BEGGING YOUR FRIEND TO GO TO THERAPY
OR FORCING THEM TO MICRODOSE ON IT BY GIVING THEM ADVICE FROM YOUR OWN THERAPIST
LET THEM FIGURE THEIR OWN LIVES OUT
WOULD THEY LITERALLY DIE WITHOUT YOU? PROBABLY NOT
WITH “LET YOUR FRIENDSHIP DIE” ENERGY DRINK YOU’LL FINALLY HAVE THE ENERGY TO PAY ATTENTION TO WHICH FAMILY RELATIONSHIPS ARE ALSO NOT SERVING YOU
LET YOUR FRIENDSHIP DIE ENERGY DRINK, AVAILABLE NOW!
LET YOUR FRIENDSHIP DIE ENERGY DRINK: STOP SCROLLING INSTAGRAM AT 3AM REALIZING THEY’VE NEVER POSTED A PHOTO OF YOU TOGETHER
LET YOUR FRIENDSHIP DIE ENERGY DRINK: WORK ON YOUR OWN ABANDONMENT ISSUES INSTEAD OF THEIRS FOR ONCE
STOP OVEREXPLAINING EVERY LITTLE COMMENT OUT OF THE DESPERATE FEAR OF BEING MISUNDERSTOOD
YOUR FRIEND COULD GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT IF THEY WANTED TO
YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE TO BEG FOR GRACE FROM SOMEONE WHO CALLS THEMSELVES YOUR FRIEND
LET YOUR FRIENDSHIP DIE ENERGY DRINK: BECAUSE YOUR FRIEND THINKS A HAPPY ENDING IS ONE WHERE YOU NEVER GROW OR CHANGE OR DEVELOP NEEDS THAT ARE DIFFERENT FROM THEIRS
LET YOUR FRIENDSHIP DIE ENERGY DRINK: LIFE’S TOO SHORT TO CARRY AROUND DEAD FLOWERS THAT USED TO BE BEAUTIFUL THAT CARRY ONLY THE REMINDER THAT SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GONE
LET YOUR FRIENDSHIP DIE ENERGY DRINK: DO NOT CONVINCE YOURSELF YOU LIKE THE SMELL OF ROT BECAUSE IT REMINDS YOU OF WHEN THERE WERE ROSES
THERE ARE MORE FLOWERS OUTSIDE
THEYRE EVERYWHERE, ACTUALLY
YOU NEED ONLY THE COURAGE TO APPROACH THEM
YOU MAY EVEN FIND VARIETIES THAT SMELL BETTER THAN THE ONES YOU REMEMBER FROM CHILDHOOD
(PROBABLY NOT)
(NOTHING SMELLS AS GOOD AS NOSTALGIA)
(YOU CAN NEVER GO HOME)
(YOU CAN NEVER GO HOME)
(YOU CAN NEVER GO HOME)
BUT LIFE GOES ON
LET YOUR FRIENDSHIP DIE ENERGY DRINK: HAVING A FEW GOOD CONVERSATIONS AFTER DARK
AROUND A CAMPFIRE
AT A PATIO TABLE
ON A DOCK
DOES NOT BIND YOU TO ANOTHER SOUL FOR ALL TIME
LET YOUR FRIENDSHIP DIE ENERGY DRINK IS FULL OF NATURALLY RESTORATIVE INGREDIENTS, LIKE NOT HAVING TO PUT UP WITH THAT STUPID INSIDE JOKE THAT HURTS YOUR FEELINGS ANYMORE, AND GREEN TEA EXTRACT
LET YOUR FRIENDSHIP DIE ENERGY DRINK: ONE CAN IS THE EQUIVALENT OF 17 “LETTING A BALOON GO” CEREMONIES!
LET YOUR FRIENDSHIP DIE ENERGY DRINK: SCRUB THE GRADUATION SONG BY VITAMIN C FROM YOUR BRAIN FOREVER
LET YOUR FRIENDSHIP DIE ENERGY DRINK HAS THE SAME EFFECTS ON COGNITIVE PERFORMANCE AS A CUP OF MEDIUM-ROAST LOW-ACID COFFEE OR NOT HAVING TO APOLOGIZE FOR SOMETHING THAT WASN’T ACTUALLY YOUR FAULT JUST TO KEEP THE PEACE
LET YOUR FRIENDSHIP DIE ENERGY DRINK HAS NOT BEEN TESTED ON OLD FRIENDS WHO NO LONGER FEEL WORTH THE EFFORT BECAUSE THEIR OPINIONS DON’T MATTER ANYMORE ANYWAY
LET YOUR FRIENDSHIP DIE ENERGY DRINK: NEVER AGAIN WONDER WHEN YOU STOPPED REALLY TRUSTING EACH OTHER
LET YOUR FRIENDSHIP DIE ENERGY DRINK: IF THEY’RE AS GOOD OF A PERSON AS THEY THINK THEY ARE, THEY HAVE NO TROUBLE MAKING NEW FRIENDS, RIGHT?
LET YOUR FRIENDSHIP DIE ENERGY DRINK: THERE ARE PLENTY OF PLATONIC FISH IN THE SEA
LET YOUR FRIENDSHIP DIE ENERGY DRINK: DONT THINK ABOUT THAT TIME YOU LAID ON THE FLOOR AND LISTENED TO ANTHEMS FOR A SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD GIRLS UNTIL YOUR BREATHING SYNCED UP AND TIME STOPPED AND YOU WISHED FOR LIFE TO BE LIKE THIS FOREVER
LET YOUR FRIENDSHIP DIE ENERGY DRINK: DONT DO IT
LET YOUR FRIENDSHIP DIE ENERGY DRINK: IT’LL BE LIKE THE SUMMER THEY CAME HOME FROM COLLEGE AND NEVER HAD A SINGLE FREE DAY TO HANG OUT WITH YOU FOR FOUR MONTHS NEVER HAPPENED!
LET YOUR FRIENDSHIP DIE ENERGY DRINK IS APPROPRIATE FOR EVERY STAGE OF LIFE
GRADUATING MIDDLE SCHOOL
GRADUATING HIGH SCHOOL
GRADUATING UNIVERSITY
MOVING TO A NEW FOR WORK
GETTING MARRIED AND REALIZING YOUR FRIENDS NEVER MATURED BEYOND LIKE 17
STARTING A FAMILY AND REALIZING YOU DONT WANT THESE PEOPLE AROUND YOUR KIDS
YOUR 50TH BIRTHDAY
MOVING TO A NICE RETIREMENT COMMUNITY WHERE YOU DONT WANT YOUR PEACE DISTURBED
AND MORE
TIRED OF BEING CALLED “OVER-SENSITIVE”? TRY LET YOUR FRIENDSHIP DIE ENERGY DRINK!
FEEL AS WELL-RESTED AS A CHILDLESS MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN WHO FOUND OUT WHO SHE WAS AND DID IT ON PURPOSE
LET YOUR FRIENDSHIP DIE ENERGY DRINK: NO YOU CANNOT STILL HANG OUT WITH THEIR PARTNER WHO YOU NEVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH AND ALWAYS THOUGHT WAS KIND OF COOL
THE DRINK ONLY GOES SO FAR
YOU HAVE TO ESTABLISH SOME BOUNDARIES SOMETIME
LET YOUR FRIENDSHIP DIE ENERGY DRINK: OUR ETHICALLY SOURCED PASSIONFRUIT FLAVOUR COMES INCLUDES GUARANINE, GINKGO, AND ZERO PERCENT CHANCE OF REALIZING NOW THAT YOU’RE ADULTS THAT YOUR FRIEND GREW UP WITH WAY MORE MONEY THAN YOU AND DOESN’T APRECIATE IT ENOUGH
LET YOUR FRIENDSHIP DIE ENERGY DRINK: NO CHAINS, NO CEMENT BLOCKS, NO BAGGAGE HANGING FROM YOUR WEARY NECK BECAUSE SOCIETY TOLD YOU LOYALTY WAS EVERYTHING
LET YOUR FRIENDSHIP DIE ENERGY DRINK: YOU FELT IT HAPPENING ANYWAY BUT NOW YOU DON’T HAVE TO WONDER EACH YEAR ON THEIR BIRTHDAY IF YOU SHOULD TEXT THEM ONE LAST TIME
LET YOUR FRIENDSHIP DIE ENERGY DRINK: ITS OK
LET YOUR FRIENDSHIP DIE ENERGY DRINK: ITS GOING TO BE OK
LET YOUR FRIENDSHIP DIE ENERGY DRINK: YOU WILL FEEL OK AGAIN
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Inspired by Daniel Lavery's LET YOUR DAD DIE ENERGY DRINK
As we go on, we remember (As we go on)
All the times we had together (Yeah)
And as our lives change, come whatever (Come whatever)
We will still be, friends forever