#grandma mode activated

[princessanneftw]

Princess Anne, President of the Riding for the Disabled Association, laughing after presenting an award in the Indoor Arena to nine-year-old Esme Chiltern during the opening of the Reaseheath Equestrian College on 30 January 2024

[aimeedaisies]

Princess Anne, accompanied by her husband Sir Tim Laurence, receiving flowers at the opening of the South Harbour Expansion Project, Port of Aberdeen, on 22nd September 2023.

[myriadsystem]

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[thematriarchofmonsters]

" Had to practically drag that boyfriend of Lucia's out of the rain by his ear. It was like he was trying to catch a deathly cold out there , worrying about moving some silly logs.

I told him not to fuss too much about that. If it was something he could help with I would appreciate it , but if need be I would ask Quincey to move them. Heaven knows that boy speeds through all of his other chores. Something else to keep him busy and out of mischief wouldn't hurt him.

Honestly I've got half a mind to tell Lucia he was out here damn near running himself into the ground , in the rain no less! What if he had slipped? What if one of those logs had fallen onto him!? Some silly farm chores absolutely are not worth him potentially get hurt! "

[thepeacockangel]

The "Old Money" Aesthetic

The social media "old money" aesthetic is so ridiculously new money it's hilarious to me. Actual old money aesthetic is being full Goblin mode all the time while living in basically a palace. You wear great grandma's Hermes scarf as a bandana while you weed the garden because old money's least favorite activity is having to actually shop for anything. A real old money look are like a stained, misshapen cashmere sweater and dirt caked gum boots. The old money car is like a reliable, four wheel drive hatchback that is absolutely caked in mud and dog hair. Old money aesthetic is letting your 10 giant hounds chew the leg off a priceless antique writing desk and not bothering to have it repaired until you need to write something because you literally have never given a shit. Old money aesthetic is having no fear of death because you've literally never thought about it. You will go fistfight a gorilla because you are bored. You have never had to worry about anything ever or consider what anyone thought of you and so you're just... fully doing whatever. You are busy breeding a new species of begonia and are profoundly inbred but in a weirdly strapping hearty way.

I'm from that world peripherally and like... people don't understand that never having to consider what anyone else thought about you or about anything really profoundly psychologically affects you in weird ways.

One story that illustrates this is my ex-husband's family was friends with a very old Earl, and the new money section of the family was showing off their daughter to the town worthies, and she was at law school and the Earl was there reading a newspaper, and someone asked the girl "Do you have a boyfriend at university?" and she was like "Oh goodness no!" and the Earl puts down his paper and says "Well, I did, he ran off with the butler, his wife was furious, of course it could never have worked between them being from different classes and all" and that's what old money's like. Incidentally that was a man in his 80s, and this was like ten years ago so... you can imagine when that was

[wrrrenff]

How the Stardew Valley Bachelors React When the Farmer Injures Themselves

TW:// slight injury

Ahh... The crops have all been watered and the animals all have been fed. I deserve a snack!

The farmer starts their trek back to their farmhouse, thinking about what they might throw together in the kitchen. Suddenly you adorable pet bolts in front of you trying to chase a bird, and trips you! You land hard on the ground. You groan, your body feeling sore but overall fine, and get up. You dust yourself off only to notice that you landed on some sticks and they scraped up your arm pretty bad. It honestly didn't really hurt. It did look pretty ugly though. Hopefully no one will notice it once it's all cleaned up...

Harvey:

'Hey Far-'

Notices IMMEDIATELY

I mean c'mon of course he does. HES A DOCTOR

Doctor mode activated

Asks if he can take a closer look and fully inspects your arm

Asks what you used to clean it and scolds you when you say you just rinsed it off

Drags you back to his office and properly washes and bandages you

He's been so worried about what caused this the whole time but doesn't ask. He want you to share the cause only if you're comfortable

Let's out the biggest sigh of relief when he finds out it wasn't anything serious that caused this

Is on your ass making sure you are properly cleaning the wound and changing your bandage

Will softly kiss your bandages and forehead

'Thank yoba you have such an attentive doctor to take care of you'

Alex:

Despite how tough and nonchalant Alex may seem, I think he would be pretty worried and maybe even a little squeamish toward your injury

He does get injured sometimes playing gridball but the man is clueless when it come to caring for those injuries

He would usually just go to his grandma for help... which is exactly what he did with you

'Grandma can you help the farmer? They're hurt pretty bad. I-I just want to make them feel better'

After Evelyn patches you up, he grabs a blanket and something from his room then suggests you two go take a walk on the beach

Once at the beach he lays out the blanket and you both sit

That's when he pulls out his mothers music box and opens it, letting the soothing music play

'Mom would hum this while taking care of me and it always help me feel better. Maybe it'll be the same for you'

He will hold you and kiss you to help you forget about your pain

Shane:

I feel like he wouldn't notice immediately. Maybe 2 or 3 days after it happened and it's already pretty scabbed over

'Woah farmer, did one of you chickens get you?'

Tries to keep it together but is freaking out inside

Buys you a drink to 'help with the pain'

Gets a drink for himself to calm the fear of other things that could hurt you

Starts taking more 'walks around the valley' just to stop by the farm and make sure you stay safe

Sam:

'How'd you get that mean scrape farmer?''

He wasn't even fazed

He almost immediately assumed you just hurt yourself farming

He knew it couldn't be serious since you were still acting like your usual self

Sam has had some nasty injuries from skating around so he was a PRO when it came to cleaning and bandaging

Kept on you to change you bandages

Once he got a bad infection from not cleaning his scrape enough and he DOES NOT want you to have to deal with that

Will force you to hang with him and watch movies/eat snacks to keep you from overexerting yourself

Elliot:

If he sees your injury fresh I fully believe this man would faint

'Oh darling what happened? Did someone hurt you? Was it an animal? O-oh it was some... sticks? Those dastardly sticks!!"

Man will treat you like you broke you arm

I'm talking, making your food for you, drawing you baths, tucking you into bed, even doing your farming for you

You insist your fine but he wont hear it

Will cover your arm in kisses to make you feel better

Stays on top of cleaning your wound

He will definitely take inspiration from this moment for his novel

Sebastian:

Noticed it as soon as you walked into his room

He didn't want to say anything about it but you noticed his eyes were basically glued to your arm

His mind immediately went to the mines since he's seen you go in and out many times while he goes out to smoke

Is so relieved that is was just from some stupid sticks

He will absentmindedly rub the injury lightly when he's sitting near you

Lets you lay in his bed while he works to make you feel better, definitely not because he wants to keep an eye on you and make sure you don't hurt yourself more

[newtypezaku]

Grandma mode activated

[pulsar-ray]

nobody asked but have my Branch headcanons :

MENTAL ETC

boy has autism. i'd say level 1 . big sensory issues & needs VERY LIMITED amounts of input. poppy helps desensitize him but. i like to imagine him with little sunglasses & headphones. a little odd socially too . he was always an outcast but you know what? we ball . he balled. he made it.

it's MY headcanon so i get to assign him a delicious dash of paranoia. maybe ppd? probably not ppd. but still very paranoid. ocd perhaps or severe gad at the very least. he thinks everything will kill him or is against him, severely. he tends to isolate when he's nervous. he copes by talking things out with poppy who is always so understanding & encouraging of him to try new things. they r in love <3

severe depression, pdd or mdd . he has to take medication [do trolls have medication. probably. it's , uh, holistic] but poppy always reminds him & makes sure he's on track

ptsd from the abandonment & grandma thing. sorry singing killed your grandma brother.

regresses as a way to cope because :3 i said so. the 'stuff' [pacifier] is LITERAL!!!! he only told poppy [he didn't tell her. she found out when he had an involuntary episode in front of her. she was confused but she loves him so it went well] & she is :3 about it. "ohoohoo my baby branch my bitty b ... yes you are" she thinks it is so cute but he is embarrassed . in tbt he revealed it a little to his brothers. &

john dory - doesn't really get it but likes seeing him be a little guy

bruce - just treats him like one of his kids tbh

clay - no way he also regresses. they are buddies

floyd - overprotective big brother mode all the way.

totally has meltdowns from overstimulation & poppy just. takes him to a dark quiet room & he thrives in there .

FAMILY

relationships....

john dory - big 'i hate you... bro' type of relationship. they don't get along but they respect each other. if my opinion of john dory changes maybe they will get along better. not now though/

bruce - COOL OLDER BROTHER!!!! branch looks up to him but he really also looks up to branch like.... bro survived on his own like that.....:cry: they are a little awkward sometimes but bond over engaging in activities together

clay - "hey buddy" "hey pal" ":}" ":}" very chill around each other. just calm. clay has similar symptoms in his autism so they get each other

floyd - besties for life... as much as he;d never admit it branch is So emotional so they talk things over & bond over deeper things like trauma & missing family. they are besties GENERAL

gets greyer some days & poppy ALWAYS makes an extra effort on those days to make sure he knows he's loved

hates the sensation of sneezing so much that he chooses to avoid new flowers/textures in case of allergies/dust [autism, baby]

can't really sleep. struggles with feeling alone at night but if he's with poppy he feels. odd & strange. why is there Somebody in my bed ?!

because of that last one he just passes out everywhere. boy is the eeper for real

had a crush on poppy the whole time since movie 1.

lowkey wishes he was 'normal' & cries about it sometimes. does this lead to meltdowns? occasionally.

was absolutely not a biter as a baby. mouth textures BAD!!!!

in the same vein, very picky eater. literally will starve instead of eating the same meals every week. mad respect for that branch i'm the opposite

hates gum with a passion. the texture the taste the noise is all terrible

gets very destructive when overwhelmed. like. screaming crying yelling hitting. but! poppy did a seminar on neurodiversity for those guys in there so they . kind of get it. they help branch not to get overwhelmed

i may do a part 2 if i remember more categories/hcs. god bless you branch

[pickletrip]

Kanghan's grandma always sneaking up on him.

Such a mood.

I love her.

Stealth mode activated.

[lost-neurons]

16 ii 24

this semester? finished. both my academic goals? met. my grandma? proud.

it's been a week now since i passed all my classes/lectures, and i still can't believe my final grades. i'm very satisfied with the work i did those past few months; i studied the best i could, i was consistent, active, and repeatedly left my comfort zone so i could try new things.

right now i'm fully on my vacation mode (sleeping, chilling, meeting with friends), next week is for slow refocusing, and the week after -- budapest trip. but i'm already excited for march. 🌞

[princessanneftw]

👶🏻 Princess Anne, Patron of Stroud Hospitals League of Friends, meeting mothers, babies and staff during a visit to the maternity unit at Stroud Hospital in Gloucestershire on 22 March 2024

[aimeedaisies]

Princess Anne, Patron of the English Rural Housing Association at a Parish Council Rural Housing Conference at Eversholt Hall, Bedfordshire on 12th October 2023.

[bluerosefox]

Stories/Prompts List:

[In General Prompts]: |Moving On (Character moving on and away from the toxic people/places)

[Encanto]: |Everybody (in Town) Loves Mirabel

[Genshin Impact/Encanto prompt]: |Anemo Mirabel idea (Quick idea)

[DP]: |Rather Not |Middle Name |Entrance and Exists

[DPxDC]: 2023 Prompt Lists 1 2023 Prompt Lists 2 2023 Prompt Lists 3 |Our Well Deserved Break (Danny decides he and a bunch of stressed out hero teens need a weekend break from...well everything.) |Supersons vs Ghost Gal (It started with Grandma’s Kent Cookies) (Jon is punished for stealing cookies and ropes in Damian to prove he’s innocent by catching the thief... Only there is a certain traveling ghost whose the thief who may or may not wanna troll them now) (read notes) |Uncle Damian Mode ACTIVATE (Twins!Damian and Danny, baby!Danielle, hints of good mom Talia. READ NOTES) (Damian is having a normal patrol... Until Danny shows up with a baby and going to hunt down a fruitloop for trying to clone him... Damian is going to be the best uncle)

My Art Tag! (Random things I’ve drawn)

[melocores]

my OLNF oc!!!! :D

name: Cheyenne "Chey" Wu

gender/pronouns: demigirl - she/they

(details about her below 😎)

step 1 personality: "child of the flowers"

cheerful and bubbly, many people that know her describe her as a bundle of joy. she likes to tease the people around her and is shown to be a lot more perceptive than people expect her to be, many assume she is gullible due to her natural innocent expression. can be shy around adults that aren't her mommy and she can be very clumsy, bandaids appearing on her from time to time. she loves to draw and paint, as well as bake (with parental supervision ofc) she loves strawberries, flowers and many other things described as cute. she likes to explore and look for shiny or attractive things she finds outside and stores it in a box full of 'treasures'. She owns a teddy bear named Mimi who is her best friend.

fun fact: she is not afraid of any bugs, she brought a centipede home and tried to keep it as a pet but it died which made her really sad 😭

step 2 personality: "maiden of the clouds"

has become a lot more toned down but still friendly to the people around her despite being described as closed off from time to time and not having any proper friends besides her neighbours, qiu and tamarack. to qiu and tamarack, she's the same except the playful teasing has been turned up a notch, though she's very supportive of them (listens to qiu about their problems, attending tamarack's cello recitals) she started to become interested in activities related to her appearance (e.g. painting her nails, wearing a necklace, flower clip) and is seen from time to time to have stylish outfits and hairstyles of many different kinds. she becomes quite admired by her peers for this despite her being oblivious to it; she normally hangs around by herself which adds to her mystique. her hobbies remain the same with the addition of skateboarding which is her main mode of transportation and taking long naps. the problem she faces is the inability to share her feelings with other people and bottling up her emotions, even to the point that qiu and tamarack worry for her due to a past experience in elementary where her 'friends' actively bullied and made fun of her to the point that it damaged her mental state and her fear of confrontation didn't help whatsoever. those friends only wanted to be her friend to get to qiu. when they found out years later, they felt extremely horrible but she never put it against them. her trust issues and inability to express herself makes her seem disingenuine which causes her to lose a lot of friends. her main way to resolve conflict is to just run (in this case, skate) away and avoid everything. the necklace she wears was a gift from her mother. she's very comfortable in her gender identity, normally dressing up in both masc and fem fashion and has supported qiu in their gender crisis. meanwhile, she actively helps tamarack gain confidence in herself.

fun fact: her first crush was baxter (probably because of the similar ways they resolve conflict LMAOOO) she blasted chasing pavements in her room while sobbing after he graduated highschool

step 3 personality: "lady of the vogue"

fun fact: many of her family members say that she's starting to resemble her mother in her teens, which she can agree with.

planning to pursue her dream of starting her own fashion brand, cheyenne has come a long way with her battle with the fashion industry and insignificance as a whole. she still takes good care of her appearance, becoming an influencer and running a blog that showcases her daily looks and fits. she now rarely has issues with expressing herself due to the support of the people around her. she always looks out for the people around her, gaining the title of the mom friend which is a funny pair with tamarack being the 'grandma friend'. her younger self (specifically step 2) avoided striking colours like red due to not wanting to stand out (which is contradictory bc ms girl walks into class with a brand new fit every time), but her step 3 self has fully embraced the bright red that she used to proudly wear as a young child. she's become quite popular amongst her peers after realizing that she could trust other people and lives her life not caring about what other people thought. also she's madly in love with qiu but you didn't hear that from me

[writingforatwistedworld]

Okok so like, request:

What if like the mc is already in the twst world, going to school, doing their classes with their card duo and so on. So how would like Azul and Malleus react to the mc getting hurt in school. Not like being bullied or such but like falling down the stairs, getting hurt at P.E or just a little papercut when reading.

Would they try to find a culprit or baby the player? Just wondering 👁👁

(It seemed like an interesting topic to me hdkwjher sorry if it doenst feel like that to u)

Self-aware au

I do not take any responsibility for you reading this no matter which age group you are from!

WARNINGS: Yandere themes, possessive behavior, obsessive behavior, stalking, unhealthy relationship, injury, description of injury, violence

Azul Ashengrotto/Malleus Draconia-Seeing player getting hurt

Wait so... you have gotten hurt?

You would think that he is very overprotective of the people he adores

But even Azul knows that a small injury won't do much harm

A small papercut? He is blowing on it two times (that's what land dwellers do, right?) and then calls it a day

That small thing might burn but it won't kill you so he isn't worried

Even if the cut is accidentally done by another student, let's say bumping into you, he isn't going after them

Things happen, you know?

We are still talking about small injuries here

So let's say you were injured whilst running during P.E

And I'm not talking about a small scratch but bug cut up the entire leg, maybe even a dislocated bone and.... how about I stop here?

That's the second mother hen... no octopus mode is activated

That one healing potion with the super rare herbs in it? He just made you down that in one go

Fusses over you 24/7

You thought he was clingy before? Jokes on you because now those sweet (at most) two hours of privacy are reduced to zero

When he can't stalk look after you at least one of the tweels is with you

What if someone else was involved in this kind of accident?

He will not have a nice school life from now on

His grades? Lower than the cave of the sea witch... that place is under water... just saying

His social status? Obliterated

His overall success in life? Gound into dust

Azul does have some restraint though

Keyword: some

The mermen will not hurt them in any physical way

Why resort to such barbaric ways when there is the possibility of them slowly realizing that their life is running down the drain, never to turn a good direction again

Psychological torture is way more affective than violence after all

Swords are drawn, magic pens short before being completely filled with blot and a dragon fae close to turning into a dragon

So, you have a small papercut, being at fault completely alone?

Malleus is chanting some powerful healing spell and Lilia is feeding you cookies (which he did not make) to “help your mental trauma after all that violence”

Malleus is already bad enough if something like this happens

Even in his more humane... uh... fae like appearance he reminds you of a dragon

He is literally curling himself around you

Laying down to sleep? Oh, suddenly you are a very small and overheated spoon (you can't tell me your body temperature is normal when you have three blankets over and a person around you)

When you are standing? Suddenly the cups you were carrying are on the desk besides you and a certain someone is wrapping his arms around you

And, may I remind you, this is Malleus when you accidentally did a papercut to yourself

So, someone does a papercut accidentally to you?

Run you poor soul, run

Suddenly the space where they always sit in your shared history class is empty

And there was a messenger from the Valley of thorns who said that “the problem was taken care of” whilst looking with sad eyes at you

Now we talk about more serious injuries

Let's create a plot ok? You came back to the dorm of someone's granny and, look at that, your arm is in a cast!

This is the first time you saw Malleus nearly faint

Please tell him it was a accident or else NRC won't exist much longer

Suddenly he is grandma 2.0 not because he wanted to but because he lost control

I hope you like green fire because that is all there will be left of the school

So back to another poor soul (lets call them “poor soul 2.0”)

Poor soul 2.0 didn't mean to injure you!

Tell that the fuming general standing protectively in front of you and the raging monarch in the background

(Just saying for our all survival, belly rubs might soothe dragons)

Just don't leave your room in Diasmonia so if you get injured all he can do is wail and apologize for what feels the thousands tome

Sometimes it's a blessing to be a prisoner...

[urfbownd]

Every time you draw Raz all I can think of is “that’s such a handsome young man”.

here's a fella for u! Sounds like he activates your grandma/mom mode which same tbh