Eddie, posting to Tiktok at three in the morning: I think it’s perfectly okay if you’re a restless sleeper or you sleepwalk. That’s fine. I just think you should have goals…that’s not leaving my house.
Eddie: That makes it sound like I kidnapped someone. I didn’t. It’s just… My husband has been walking around in a circle for the last fifteen minutes
Eddie: And I want to go to bed but I can’t until he does because he has this bad habit of escaping and ending up at a hospital…or the woods.
Eddie: And yeah, I’m glad he’s not trying to break my ribs or- *flinches in surprise when a hand is suddenly shoved in front of his face*
Eddie, eyes flickering off screen: …yes?
Steve, after a long pause: Six dollar
Eddie, who adores sleeptalking Steve: For what?
Steve: Book fair
Eddie: …I have never wanted to live in your brain more than I do right now.
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My man is really the funniest of men because look at his face! The smugness! The eyebrows raising, the little satisfied smile!
We’ve all been saying how we can’t wait for Colin « my wife » Bridgerton but what we need to realise is that we’re about to get Colin « MY wife » Bridgerton and he’ll be insufferable about it
Like this man, after being a melodramatic little princess brooding in his feelings (he had every rights), he’s really gonna go out there like « have you seen MY wife? How great, smart, witty, absolutely out of this world extraordinary she is? Yeah well she’s MY wife. I married the infamous Lady Whistledown, I married the best woman this world has ever seen. She loves me. I won at life. »
He’s really Penelope Bridgerton’s number one stan and he won’t let anyone forget it and we’ll see it on our screens
@polinsated thank you for the wonderful gifs 🩷
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Palestinians who have reached out to me (updated 09/02)
@ahmadresh - GFM ($11,262 raised of $31,000); shared by 90-ghost
@samerpal - GFM (kr134,267 SEK raised of kr450,000 - note that $5 USD =50 SEK); they are #196 on el-shab-hussein and nabulsi's spreadsheet
@abdalhadiaburas - GFM (only $4,697 raised of $65,000); not yet verified but likely legit
@wafaaresh6 - GFM (only $8,756 raised of $50,000); this is a remade campaign that is not yet verified but here is some info
@ayaalanqarsblog - GFM (€10,739 raised of €15,000); shared by 90-ghost
@ahmedalnabeeh11 - GFM (€25,566 raised of €30,000); #218 on el-shab-hussein and nabulsi's spreadsheet
@burningnightgiver - GFM ($11,570 raised of $50,000); shared by 90-ghost
@fidaa-family2 - GFM ($21,530 raised of $30,000); shared by 90-ghost
@noorabd1992 - GFM ($13,325 raised of $45,000; shared by 90-ghost
@farahmoo2 - GFM (€4,014 raised of €20,000); shared by 90-ghost
@majedgaza1 - GFM ($2,971 raised of $70,000); found on this list of apparently verified fundraisers but I couldn’t find the original verification
@ahmadwaleed5 - GFM ($8,121 raised of $25,000); #167 on el-shab-hussein and nabulsi's spreadsheet
@falestine-yousef - GFM ($18,565 raised of $40,000); shared by 90-ghost + more info on verification
@safemaryamsfamilysblog - GFM (€1,375 raised of €20,000); seems not yet verified but reverse image search checks out
@familyetaf1234567 - GFM (€1,297 raised of €10,000); also not yet verified but reverse image search checks out
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fuck it friday
another snippet of the barbecue fic (aka another snippet of buck being horny for his boyfriend lmao I swear this is a wholesome fluffy family fic haha), this is my priority now, I wanna finish it soon so send all the motivation haha <3
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“Behave.” He scolds with no heat behind it.
“Mhm, yessir.” Buck purrs, his lips moving across Tommy’s bare shoulder.
“Fuck.” Tommy breathes out and completely stills, and Buck can’t really see his face but he knows his boyfriend closed his eyes and is trying to calm down – which can’t be easy with Buck still plastered against his back. “This food is gonna burn if you keep this up. And we have guests to feed.” He adds, and as if to make a point, he flips a slightly overdone burger, Buck hindering his movements just a little bit.
Before he can respond, he hears another voice get through the chatter and music and reach his ears.
“Buck!” Chimney calls, and Buck looks over his shoulder to find everyone’s eyes on him, amused expressions on their faces. “Don’t distract our cook, we’re starving!”
“I’m just scolding him for taking his shirt off.” Buck says easily, then adds a little louder, to Tommy but making sure everyone hears, “Babe, you’re gonna burn yourself, you’re a firefighter, you should know better.” He shakes his head, and Tommy looks back at him with a raised eyebrow.
“Oh, you’re gonna pretend like you don’t approve?”
“Oh, I so don’t, Tommy, at all.” Buck tries to keep a straight face, but a chuckle bubbles out of him anyway. “You’re such a distraction, this is dangerous for everyone here.”
“I think you’re the only one with that problem, Buckaroo.” Hen laughs, and only then Buck remembers everyone’s still paying attention to them. It’s so easy to get lost in Tommy, to feel like it’s just them, even in a crowd of people. So distracting. It’s a hazard, really. He should keep Tommy away from everyone, preferably locked in the bedroom with him, for everyone’s safety.
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