#grilled bratwursts

[eato]

Crock Pot Beer Cheese Dip

[kanizsakulturzenekar]

Tornaverseny a gyereknek Németországban. A kép nem adja vissza, de kicsit ködös a terem büfében készülő grill kolbásztól. 

[stunkers]

I think Barney Calhoun would like to have a back porch or perhaps a patio so he can feed the raccoons dog kibble and cut up fruit that they eat with their little hands so he can watch them and maybe give them funny names. Like Johnny cash is a regular raccoon he sees and it’s a big fat guy and Jolyne is a mama raccoon who has 3 babies named Dolly Blondie and Clyde. I think Barney should do this

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

Public holiday and Father's Day on the same date in Germany means the smell of bratwurst is lying over the whole country

(There was no bratwurst GIF. As a German I am shocked.)

[mousegirl-cheerleader]

I'm gettin kicked out of the transgirl social circles cause I don't like burgers...

[radiation]

I’m soooooooo hungry I want domios pizza I want talkoyaki I want anything. Get me some fettuccine alfredo gimme that uh, that spicy spaghetti that ramen noodles anddddd I’d like a glass of milk please and some peanut butter and crackers and strawberries and a grille cheese… don’t forget the red pepper flapes…. I have a sweet tooth a salty tooth a sour tooth, all of my teeth all the food all for me I’m the delightful foodie with so much to see gimme a little bit of rice and sushi I want it now… a burger of a medium size a side of cruspy yumbly fries give it to me as I please and I’ll show you the Foodie’s Fantasy I’ll eat anything for dinnerspiration….a fond milkshake a BLT even though I don’t care for bacon … hot dog you name it i crave it, I save it I’ll savor it with an open mind I’ll try and I’ll and find , my food joy , the hidden glee , I haven’t been able to see , and for the record I wanna say I’m sorry, for Eating that tomato past when I should, it wasn’t good but I’ve learned mh lesson I won’t be messin if it’s past its due date, I know I don’t wanna waste but there’s danger in that taste, so see me turning over a whole new leaf, spinach leaf, romaine , I’m back to real life again and I just wanna give a shout out to those who believed in me even when I made food mistakes, you gave me a break and I will forever appreciate the kindness it took to see me at my worst , But now I’m well versed so PASS THE BRATWURST shout out to German ancestry, shout out to every country everywhere reppping best foods, I’m talking india ethiopia a foodie’s utopia. Let’s make dinner let’s make a move let’s make a stand let’s go international hand in hand eating every dish we can and when the plane lands - back in america that freedom land they’ll look at me and say, what a truly Hungry man.

[ljcollison]

Grilling and chilling in the courtyard #beer #tbbc #gourdsgonewild #bratwurst #grilling (at Lakewood Park, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cjd1p-XrjW4/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[ingoodtastedenver]

Mulay's Sausage Grilling Tips & Recipes

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[foodffs]

A deliciously easy Braised Cabbage Recipe with carrots and onions, seasoned simply with kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, and a splash of vinegar for a little tang. I love to serve this tasty side with grilled kielbasa, smoked ham, or bratwurst,

[kcciny]

Overturned German festival music is playing in the background, the benches are breaking, people are standing on the table, it’s cold af outside, grass slippery from the beer on the ground, the smell of grilled Nürnberger Bratwurst is in the air, people are screaming and fighting, your friends are lost and not to be found, your phone is missing and you don’t know what time it is and the 8 beer you drowned are hitting you all at once and the shots from playing Busfahren aren’t helping, at last you suddenly hear police sirens

[dashalbrundezimmer]

waldecker straße // köln buchforst

instead of fresh bratwursts, you can now acquire trips to the browning grill of his at this location. So times change, signs remain.

[trivialbob]

Tonight the tavern by my house is hosting a parking lot party. Beer and food are sold in tents. Games and activities are available for kids. One end of the lot was covered in corn hole boards. At the other end a country band was getting set up on a portable stage while I was there.

Sheila is working. I walked over by myself for a beer and a bratwurst. Today has been unseasonably warm and muggy. Earlier I rode my bicycle around the Minneapolis lakes. Then I took my motorcycle around Lake Minnetonka. After all that I was moist and stinky. The Twin Cities Marathon is tomorrow. With this weather some are predicting spontaneous human combustion along the 26.2 mile course. I may bike over there tomorrow just to see the flames.

My point? Oh yeah, that parking lot beer really hit the spot. The brat, not so much. It was boiled instead of grilled, which should be a crime. The bun was dry and too big. I tore off each end just so I would have some brat in each bite.

I didn't see anyone I knew so when I was done eating and drinking I walked home. Along the way I saw a cop car and tow truck. Yesterday I'd noticed someone had ditched a pickup truck behind the grocery store.

I love watching tow trucks in operation. While I observed, I said hi to the cop. He explained that the truck wasn't stolen. Someone had crashed it around, then left a note that undrivable truck would be picked up later. But one person's "later" is the police department's "that is long enough."

The tow driver had to try a few different things, due to the way the pickup was wedged against the curb, before the pickup was secured to the bed.

Once again another tow truck driver would not let me help at all. They always spout something about "insurance regulations" and "the boss" preventing them from letting me operate any of the levers to move the bed or to turn the powerful winch.

[autumnhobbit]

can't believe i miss the old get-togethers where we used to cook a metric ton of hamburgers and bratwurst and steaks on the grill and then ate it with Kroger's best potato salad & baked beans & chips & canned sodas & tea & lemonade frosted over in a cooler sitting under the trees at a plastic table in a yard chair but I do

[herrlindemann]

KERRANG! - 22.06.2013

BANG! BANG! Remember the last time you had your face blown off? Remember how it felt to basically get barbecued at Download? Nope, Slipknot didn’t do it. Iron Maiden tried it. But Rammstein basically grill you to satisfaction, stick a fork in you, and announce: ‘ES IST GETAN!’

Oh, and Till Lindemann’s wearing a bloodied chef’s apron, brandishing a three-foot knife, and is basically frying keyboardist Christian ‘Flake’ Lorenz to a crisp. In a giant cooking pot.

Rammstein are not entertainment in a way that you could call cabaret. They’re awesomely watchable, but the amount of fire onstage is genuinely dangerous, and means Hell has a chill factor tonight. Because you need that much flame when you’re singing songs about aircraft disasters (Rammstein), horrifying psychos (Josef Fritzl on Wiener Blut) and real-life cannibalism on Mein Teil.

On that last song, there’s an additional sound of scraping cooking knives, and the aforementioned visual spectacle of Till boiling keyboardist Christian ‘Flake’ Lorenz in a giant cooking pot with a 30-foot flame-thrower. And when there are three men onstage with columns of fire shooting out of their faces into the ether, you know you’re onto something special.

Mein Herz Brenn — a song as epic as the entire soundtrack from The Omen on record — is reimagined as a ballad tonight, with no guitars, no fire, just Till and Flake on an upright piano. And Flake himself spends most of the set on a treadmill attached to his keyboards, marching the equivalent of a marathon. But everything else comes wreathed  in flame. Some poor sod gets set on dire during Benzin. There are guitars that shoot fire out the neck. And aside from the fire, there’s Till leading Flake around on a leash, before rogering him with a massive fake willy that sprays, well, everywhere.

There’s only one way to top that. How? Oh yeah, by finding an even bigger man-part, with wheels on it, and riding it along the front rows, spraying their faces with foamy mess. FYI, Till does this while roaring out Pussy’s German clichés — autobahn, putting his bratwurst in you sauerkraut — with a completely straight face, but a stage full of joy.

Tonight, Rammstein put other bands to shame. They say little to the audience, they don’t indulge in the usual festival ‘let me see your fucking hands’ bullshit. But they set fire to everything you expect from a band and build an enormous statue to themselves in its place. Sehr gut. Wunderbar. The best band of the weekend and the perfect end to Download 2013? Ja! Ja! Ja!

[leclerced]

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Omg this made me laugh sm. So im german and i just imagined bringing lando with me to my grandma and he’s thinking „ok german food wont be a problem, schnitzel is great and bratwurst is also easy, i eat that at home“. His reaction when he sees a fucking mettigel for the first time, pure horror (you should google it). I imagine pulling him into a bathroom bc its kale season and he needs to help me wash 40kg (88lbs) kale in the bathtub and sees all the insects coming out of it? And how 8 full Bathtubs shrink down to 3 big pots??? He‘d faint if he were to witness germans yell at each other over the correct name of a Berliner (its berliner). Poor boy would be so confused about why asparagus season is taken so seriously here 😭

And the worst part, im from Wolfsburg (the home city of Volkswagen) and he has to sit there and listen to why the VW Ketchup has a serial number like the car parts at the factory or how there was a „ketchup gate“.

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okay sorry i didn’t answer this when u sent it but ugh. i love this sooo much it made me laugh sm. i kept rereading it all day and giggling. god i want to go to germany so bad.

lando would walk in and see the mettigel and immediately be like, “oh fuck i have to eat that?” he’d panic internally soo bad until she shows him the foods he will eat, ones she specifically asked to be made so he wouldn’t starve. i can so imagine his gfs brothers or like the kids of the family teasing him with weird foods, like when carlos tried getting him to eat sushi!! lando’s politely declining and trying not to gag at the sight.

the kale thing is so fucking funny. 88 lbs of kale??? 8 full tubs of kale??? what are u cookin ?? who eats that much kale??? this sounds like one of those math problems where someone buys 78 bottles of soda and you have to determine the final cost with tax.

all that kale and it all shrinks down to 3 big pots???? oh my fucking god thats insane!!!!!!!! lando would not be eating it after he sees all the bugs. he would never eat kale again because he knows bugs have been on it before. he gets served a sandwich with kale on it at a restaurant and can’t eat it because it has been touched by a bug.

i like asparagus when its grilled or sautéed but at thanksgiving this year my grandma made creamed asparagus with canned asparagus and it was genuinely the worst thing i have eaten in years but it was the only side and i felt bad about only eating ham and rolls. i could go on n on about that but i will not rn unless u all want to hear ab my holiday shenanigans but i assume yall prob don’t care to hear me complain ab the menu at family dinner.

its so so cool ur from where vw is from!! u could take him on a tour of the factory and stuff i think he’d like that a lot!! take him w the whole fam and everyone is telling him ab the lore

i’m from the town where dr pepper was invented humble brag!!! there is a museum in an old bottling factory and you can go and make your own soda its sooo cool. i haven’t been since i was a kid but i love it. there’s another museum there with this mammoth exhibit, i can’t remember if these are cast replicas or if they excavated some, but there’s a display in the museum and you get to walk on top of it on this glass floor and its absolutely incredible. look at this!!!! i used to sit and analyze these fossils for as long as i could. there’s also the mammoth monument you can visit where they discovered the mammoths!! you can read about it here if ur a nerd like me