#grumpy toshi...

[shih-coulda-had-it]

torino always looking grumpy or pissed off in your art around a kid toshi that has the biggest smile is so funny in a way,, I KNOW that old man loves him deep down 😌

DEEP, DEEP DOWN

[sugarwarachan]

Hi hi top 5 MHA heroes?

oh gigi this is good - i'm only ranking them by hotness (to me) lmao

shinsou hitoshi - my brat taming no.1 - i need him in my life yesterday

aizawa shouta - grumpy, stoic men are my bread and butter (he's only second because 'toshi's quirk honestly gives me tummy flips 🥴)

shouto todoroki - beefy timeskip shouto would be confident and kind and ruin me for all others

bakugou katsuki - he would genuinely hate me lololol but man would the enemies to lovers plot be hitting

keigo takami - the fact that his feathers can be controlled individually keeps me up at night

[simons-lemon-tree]

`☆Surprise! !☆`

CW: SLIGHT MHA MANGA SPOILERS!!! age gap (all characters above 20+), smut, mentions of teacher/student dynamics, fingering, squirting, Toshi eats pussy like a champ, nip play, unprotected sex, pulling out. Spit and other fluids

Phew! This is my first time writing smut. It's based off a headcanon of my favourite old man. Hope you enjoy!

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"Darling, I'm home.."

Toshinori announced as he entered his shared apartment. He looked tired, sighing heavily as he took off his shoes and jackets.

"You don't even know the hell of a day I had.. and then someone decided to get off work early..It was really boring to drive all alone and.. uh?"

His eyes looked around. By this time, Simon was usually by his side, talking nonstop and making him feel dizzy with kisses. But tonight... was silent.

Did he went out? He found his stuff sitting on the floor, his shoes by his own. So where was Simon?

"Dear?"

He called out, taking a few steps before stopping besides the counter. A letter, a glass of a drink and a few sugar-free chocolates. Was this some kind of surprise? Well, Toshi couldn't say no to those. He took one and popped it in his mouth before washing it down with the drink. Iced mint tea. Tasty! He opened the letter and almost choked on his treats.

'Get out of your clothes. Leave your tie and underwear tho ;]'

Oh, he felt the rush almost instantly. This was for him. Simon prepared this for him. He grinned widely, following the instructions and shedding his clothes slowly.

"Oh, you know how I love these little surpises you give me, love.."

He called out, looking around searching for his hopefully, naked boyfriend. Once he was ready, he started looking for him, palming himself through his boxers to be ready and willing for whatever Simon had for him. He looked everywhere. The living room, his bedroom, in the closet, in the laundry, in the kitchen. This little game only aroused him so much more. Finally, he had only one room left. His office. Oh yeah, he could smell candles and hear the light humming of a voice.

"Gee.. of course.."

He opened the door, and there he was. Bent over his desk, drinking wine and playing with himself with a hand in his pants, soft wet sounds filling the room along with his sighs. An absolutely perfect sight.

'Hey, mister vice-principal..'

Oh, yeah.. wait, what?

"I've been.. skipping classes.. and.. nhg- i'm about to fail a course... i need your help.."

Ah, shit, no.

"What are you talking about..?

His eyes focused on the clothes he was wearing. The dark pants, the grey jacket, the red tie..

He flickered the lights into life, breaking the sensual atmosphere and groaning at his partner when he saw he was wearing a UA uniform.

"What are you doing, Simon?"

He asked sternly, his face twisting in disgust.

"Uh.. waiting for the vice to help me pass my classes..?"

"Not that. I mean..  what.. are you wearing?"

"...My uniform? What, isn't it sexy?"

The blonde's face fell.  That efectively killed his mood.

"I just got here from work, surrounded by teenagers in that same uniform. How is that sexy? I don't want to do that to one of my students.. You're a teacher there, too."

"It's just roleplay, baby.."

"Well, I hate the idea."

"..so.. you don't want to bend me over your desk and.."

"Please go change... I- sigh I can't with this tonight."

Simon frowned. He had prepared a lot of stuff just for the night. As Yagi went to their bedroom to change and try to lighten his grumpy demeanor, the shorter man cleaned up everything.

After a while, Yagi was on the bed in his pajamas, reading a book; his glasses resting on the tip of his nose. Simon finally came in, slowly and trying to be quiet. He had taken the uniform off and now was only in his All Might themed underwear. He climbed into the bed and on Toshinori to sit on his lap.

"Don't even think I forgot about that little stunt you pulled."

Yagi said, his voice heavy and stern.

"..I wanted to say I'm sorry I made you uncomfortable."

Simon said, remorse eating at him.

"Yeah, well. Uncomfortable is an understatement. I'm disgusted at the very idea."

"...I thought you'd like it. I thought it might spice things up.."

"By playing into that sick fantasy of not only taking advantage of someone but that someone being a student? A highschool student?"

"I saw it as an oportunity for you to fuck me on the desk.."

"Could have done that if you didn't dress up as one of my students."

Simon fell silent. Toshinori kept his eyes on the book, not even wanting to acknowledge that he was on his lap. What a giant mess this night was.

"..i- i'm sorry, love.."

The light stutter in his voice made Toshinori look up at Simon. He looked like.. a mess. A hot, sad, frustrated needy mess. Groaning, he dropped the book on the bedside table and sat up, hugging Simon and keeping him close to his chest.

"...okay... just.. no more of that, okay? It feels wrong for me to play with those kinds of things. Kills my mood. I wanna have fun, but with you. Not another version of you, just.. you."

"..Okay.. no more teacher and student then.."

"Thank you, darling."

They hugged and sat there for a few minutes, just enjoying eachother's company. Yagi nuzzled into Simon's neck and took a deep breath, smirking to himself.

"Really, my cologne?"

"Ah- h-hah.. yeah.."

"Hmh.. you know how i'm weak to that.."

He started peppering kisses into his skin, drinking in every single sigh and moan his partner let out.

His hands slowly went down his back to grab his ass and grind into him slowly. Simon gripped at his shoulders to anchor himself and try not to crumble when Yagi's hands, big and so warm, rough but so gentle, went up his chest to pinch at his nipples as he murmured sweet nothings into his ears.

"S-shit, Toshi--"

He was cut off by a roll of his hips and a pinch in his swollen nubs.

"You wanted me to fuck you, right? Well.."

He pushed him into the bed, hovering over his body and kissing him hungrily, his tounge pushing into his lover's mouth and swallowing each moan and broken word. His hands roamed every single inch, devouted into adoring his skin like a god. Once he reached his underwear's waistband, he broke the kiss and looked down, not being able to retain a chuckle.

"Really? All Might themed too?"

Simon squirmed in his place, his face flushed, nipples such a pretty pink and the space between his legs so unbearably wet. Toshinori sat back, running a hand over his partner's thigh before running his hand up the sleeve of the boxers and ripping a moan from his lover's throat as he ran a playful finger over his wet hole and his erect little bud.

"Needy.. how long had you been waiting for me, darling?"

With a broken moan, Simon managed to choke the words.

"H-hours.."

"You poor thing.."

Toshinori stuck a digit in that welcoming heat, feeling the way those gummy walls closed on his fingers as he looked for that perfect spot as Simon squirmed and begged, gripping the sheets to try not to cum yet.

Yagi was enjoying the way his fingers were being sucked into his core, the wetness reaching his knuckles and fueling the fire in his lower stomach. His pajama pants were starting to tent now, just by hearing his partner moan his name and the squelches his sex made.

Finally, his fingers brushed against that sweet spot of his and Simon couldn't hold it in anymore, letting out a final cry of pleasure before letting go, his juices soaking his underwear and the matress below them. Yagi's fingers were in his mouth in an instant, licking that nectar like it was the best drink in the world with a hum.

As Simon came down from his high, the blonde man took off his soaked underwear and got up to go and grab a towel.

"N-nhgg... wait.. please.. d-don't leave.. I'm not done.."

Simon called out, his hand between his legs and grinding insistently, still needy for some more. Toshinori chuckled, walking back to the bed with a towel that he spread across it before placing Simon's hips on it.

"We wouldn't want any more messes, right dear?"

Without even waiting for a response, he leaned down and started licking along Simon's entrance, his whole face buried between his thighs as he drank him like a thirsty man in the desert. He was in a need too, humping into the matress as he ate out, his manhood painfully hard against the sheets. Moans and slurps filled the room, intensified when his fingers found the pink swollen bud, pinching it, caressing it and flicking it, trying to get him into his best orgasm yet. Toshi was doing everything he could, licking the slit and tounge-fucking him as deep as he could. Again, with a loud cry, Simon fell from the edge and a warm spray of love hit Yagi's face, which he drank up, lapping at every single droplet until the fountain closed once again.

He sat up again, his erection visible; and Simon whined. He looked so fucking hot. Messy hair, sticking up at every direction, his pupils dilated, his face flushed red and the mix of saliva and juices spread on his mouth, cheeks and some of it dribbling down his chin..

Simon snapped and used all his strength to flip them over, now straddling his hips, grinding and kissing him. He quickly shed Yagi of his clothes, not even waiting for the underwear to be off all the way before guiding the shaft into his needy hole.

They both groaned as he sunk into it before riding him like a damn horse. Wet slapping of skin filled the house, the scent of sex in the air only highening their combined pleasures. Yagi had closed his eyes, weary about blowing his load too soon. But when he took a peek, his eyes circled from lust to love. With Simon bouncing on him, his body jumping and every movement just looking so damn perfect..

"You look like an angel.."

Simon was caught off guard.

Toshinori was a sweet man with his words. Simon thought he had heard all of his nicknames. But this one, and the way he said it- it made his heart skip a beat.

The slight stutter of his hips gave Toshi an oportunity to flip them over again and completely take Simon like he wanted.

His balls slapped against his ass as he spread his legs appart to be able to bury himself deeper, his tip hitting that spot over and over again, making the smaller man scream his name.

"F-FUCK! YES!"

The blonde was already dizzy. He wanted, no, NEEDED Simon to cum first, so he made sure to chase his release, holding it back until his partner broke down in his arms. He pounded into him without mercy, taking out a bit of his frustrations on him.

"H-hah..! I fucking had to drive home alone..! Because- you- left!! It was annoying!!"

He punctuated every word with a thrust, each deeper than the last. Simon choked out a broken sob as an apology, his mind turning into mush.

"And then your little sick game.. you're lucky I love you so fucking much..!"

"I- I- hah!- I love.. you too!!"

It took a few deep thrusts before Simon lost it, the knot in his belly tightening and then snapping, convulsing against Yagi and trying to hold him as his orgasm rippled through him. His nails dug into his back, leaving red marks on the skin. But the pain was so, so worth it.

With a final pump, Yagi came too. He pulled out and watched as his member throbbed hot, thick ropes of cum on his lover's abdomen and some on his tits. What a fucking beautiful scene for him..

After a few seconds, Yagi collapsed on Simon, who held onto him like a lifeline. They had to take a minute to get their breath back, panting heavily against eachother. Sweat and semen were like glue between them, and it would've been gross, but right now, they couldn't care less. Toshinori looked at Simon for a second before kissing him softly.

"Thanks for the surprise, love.."

Simon hummed into the kiss, his hands coming up to hold Yagi's face.

"Just the best for my man.."

Two smiles, one heart thumping at their chests. Toshinori gave him a final kiss before getting up, groaning in pleasure as his eyes took in the sight in front of him, their mixed fluids connecting them by strings.

"..shower, darling?"

"Yes please, sunshine.."

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Eehhh umhh urr ☝️⚰️

[rhythmic-idealist]

You know that meme that goes “I need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) [insert goofy thing instead]”

That, but the vestiges going “I’m gonna- (remembers the Ninth is listening rn and they don’t want to encourage bad mental health habits)- uh”

Not exclusively to being a vestige, even. e.g.

Nana, to Toshinori one time: consider me really glad Sorahiko couldn’t join us today. if he’d seen me fumble that badly, I’d have to [remembers her protégé is a 16-year-old] leave the country

Toshi: shishou no 😦

—

En: I know I’m a ghost but can I (remembers Ninth is listening) request a Blackwhip assist into the orbit of Jupiter or perhaps Neptune

Kudou is a little grumpy about not getting to make jokes anymore. I don’t think he knows how to make any that are Izuku appropriate. He’s the one who put mandate this on himself, but he’s right

[kitthepurplepotato]

Chapter 2 - We should do this more often.

Part 2 of the Agency Tour!

Summary: Izuku shows Y/N the CCTV room. And his office… well, mostly his sofa, because it’s really hard to see when Izuku is crushing you into the pillows.

That sounds so much more suggestive than it is, sorry for the clickbait.

Warnings: Swear words, suggestive (!), Kirishima makes a sex joke. 16 +? Maybe?

First Chapter Master List

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“Are you ready for the CCTV room?” Izuku squeezes your hand in front of a massive door. “It’s also connected to the commander room which is the busiest room in the whole building and the people working in this area are a little bit quirky. Kacchan thinks they are all weirdos, but they are really nice if you give them a chance.” He smiles at you, but you can’t miss the worry in his beautiful eyes.

“I’ll be fine. Let’s go!” You nudge the man and he opens the door…

“Oi, why is that guy standing there?!” A guy with black hair and dog ears peeking up in excitement points at one of the CCTV screens angrily. “He’s sus!”

“Bro, he has a date.” A red haired, nerd-looking guy looks up from his cup noodles, still slurping. Someone tells him off for talking with food in his mouth but he ignores it.

“How do you know that?” The black haired guy mutters, still angry. His ears flap down from the lack of excitement, clearly uninterested. He reminds you of Katsuki.

“He’s been doing that a lot lately, same woman, same meeting point.” The red haired guy answers with food in his mouth. You can barely conceal the smile; they have no idea the boss is in the room, they are so involved in their gossip.

“I hope he doesn’t cheat on this one, the lady looks cute.” A quirky looking girl adds with a sigh.

“He cheated?!” The guy’s ears point towards the ceiling again with a little wiggle. The cute ear-thing he’s doing absolutely clashes with his grumpy behavior but somehow, it’s also kinda adorable.

Izuku cleans his throat loudly to get some attention; the nerd guy almost drops his cup noodles, the black haired guy can’t help himself and laughs at him, clearly enjoying the drama.

“Can you fire these two? I honestly can’t do my job with them in the building.” And older, grumpy looking woman looks up from her laptop. She’s wearing a massive headset, but apparently, it’s not enough to suppress their daily bickering.

“I’m quite sure you were supposed to retire 10 years ago.” The quirky girl retorts and makes the angry guy laugh.

“Yo, who’s that.” The angry guy’s eyes lock with the screen again, judging a random bystander standing by the station entrance. He clicks on the screen a few times, checks the details; Mahito Shiro, 23, student, quirk: shrinking, birth date 2000.06.14 No police data available Threat-level: none “Nevermind, just another rando. Dammit. FUCK’S SAKE I’M BORED!”

“Oh my god, Toshi, shut the fuck up!” Someone yells from another room.

“Uhm, can I show my… Y/N around?” Izuku mutters; the whole room gawks at you with questioning eyes, analyzing you like you are one of the randos on the TV screen. Their gaze locks on your entwined fingers; fuck, you forgot to let go!; and there’s an absolute silence in the room until the black haired guy speaks up.

“So, who’s that?!”

“Oh my god, Toshi.” The quirky girl laughs again; apparently the sole existence of this angry man is enough for her to have a good day. Damn, you can relate. “That’s his roommate.”

“Is he cheating on his Sweet Pea?! I can’t believe the fucker. I thought he’s head over heels for that chick.” The Hitoshi guy gives the boss a disappointed glare.

“Can you not talk about my obvious pining right in front of the girl I am pining for?” Deku yells, extremely embarrassed; his cheeks are tinted pink and he’s squinting his eyes shut, hoping to be swallowed by a ground.

You don’t really know what to think right now; were you the only person in the whole wide world who didn’t know about Deku’s feelings?! Really?!

“That’s Sweet Pea, Tosh.” The quirky girl translates and the grumpy guy perks up, ears up and wiggling excitedly as he takes in the view in front of him.

“Exciting.” There is a weird noise coming from the back of the man; you try to look behind him and it doesn’t take you long to notice the massive, fluffy, black tail wiggling back and forth. So that’s why his chair clashes with the rest of the furniture; it was especially made for him to have space for his tail. That’s sweet.

“So this is the CCTV room.” Izuku yelps, his voice and octave higher than usual. “We have thirty screens in this room plus every person has their own set with ten screens that they keep an eye on. We have access to all the cctv footages in Japan that are not owned by a person, so cameras set up by the government, shops, banks, venues and the list goes on.” He continues to mutter. “Our security system has a built in information center thanks to our perpetual work with the police; if you click on a person, his face runs through the police information system and we can get their basic info without the need to get a clearance.” Deku puts his hands on your back and pushes you forward to take a better look; he clicks at a random person on the street and zooms in; the camera is crystal clear even after the zoom and the system starts to analyze the footage right away; the person’s name, age, quirk, area of residence comes up in the far corner of the footage; it also states that the person isn’t dangerous or under any suspicion at this moment.

“That’s really cool!” Your eyes shine with pure wonder as you look at the details.

“Well, it’s cool but it has its flaws.” Toshi speaks up from behind you. “Some stupid countries didn’t give us clearance to use their data so with a lot of foreigners, we actually need to go through the clearance process and it’s only granted if we have a strong reason to suspect the individual.” He grumbles under his nose, personally offended by this shenanigan.

“He’s just grumpy because he found his doppelgänger once and his info-request denied.” The older lady adds, smiling cheekily.

“The audacity of ‘em! He might be my secret twin brother!” Toshi retorts angrily. Izuku smiles under his nose.

“The right side of the office is in charge for the CCTV footage, the left side is charge for listening to the police radio in case there is an incident where we might be needed. The door on the left side is where the emergency call team is, but I won’t show you that room as it’s literally just people taking phone calls every five seconds and distributing the task to a hero with the most suitable quirk. They also have their own computer system that knows the current heroes on the call, their quirks and strengths.”

“Fucking hell, you guys are high-tech.” You mumble, bamboozled. Your mind is fried thanks to all the information you tried to take in; you would kill for a cup of water and some sugar right now; skipping breakfast was a terrible idea. You stroke your forehead, trying your best to soothe your aching head and Izuku pales right away.

“Oh my god, you haven’t had breakfast, I’m so sorry, Sweet Pea! Let’s go to my office, I have some food in there.” Izuku ushers you out of the room, not even letting you say a proper goodbye.

Running after Deku is a fucking challenge; his long, muscly legs gives him a super speed even without the use of his quirk so needless to say, you definitely look like an absolute idiot as you stumble all over behind him, out of breath already. Thankfully, his office isn’t too far away from the communication room; you are seated on a sofa now with a fancy cup noodle in your hands. You can’t help but smile when you see Deku’s pretty face looking back at you from the cup.

You always make sure not to buy this specific cup noodle; you literally can’t put Deku’s handsome face into the trash when you finish the meal. No fucking way.

“Can I keep the packaging?” You ask with a happy voice after you finished; the noodles warmed your soul and heart and you can feel your brain coming back to life now that you filled your stomach with the tasty junk food.

“Hey, isn’t the real thing good enough for you?” Izuku asks, offended. You absolutely love when Izuku gets jealous. It’s the prettiest sight in the whole world.

“Why would I choose if I can have both?” You stroke Deku’s face on the packaging just to irk the hero even more; Izuku’s eyes darken at the sight, possessiveness overtaking him for a second; he takes a deep breath and plops down next to you with the biggest puppy eyes ever. Let’s be honest, puppy eyes and Deku are basically the same thing anyway so he doesn’t need to try too hard for your heart to melt completely from the beauty of it.

“I kinda want to keep you for myself.” His fingers travel up your arms, leaving goosebumps all over your skin in their trail. “I know, I’m selfish, but it’s your fault for telling me to put myself first. Take responsibility.” Izuku giggles, then gets all emotional in a matter of seconds. “Y/N, I’m so happy you’re here I could cry.” Izuku’s eyes are full of unshed tears, but they also shine with happiness; it’s such an Izuku thing, crying over the silliest things, like being too happy, being too content or seeing a puppy on the street; he might be big and bulky now but when he’s happy he’s still that lanky nerd from middle school. He might be able to crush a person’s skull with a snap of his fingers, but deep inside he’s just a soft, dreamy guy begging for a motherly hug. Izuku is precious, so fucking precious it actually hurts your soul. “Going home always felt like a dream, but every time I left my the house it felt like it was just that… a beautiful dream I woke up from, a vision I created to soothe my lonely soul. But seeing you here, in my second home… it all comes together now, Sweet Pea.” Deku smiles, tears trailing down his face. “You are real. You are not just my imagination. I can’t believe it took me so long to realize that. I’m so happy right now.” Deku giggles but he chokes on his tears; his head hides in the crook of your neck and here he is, little nerdy Izuku crying into your neck, where he feels safe and content; that spot is his happy place, his saving grace after a long, dangerous day.

“Izu-Izu….” You mutter, your voice almost silent. “How did I deserve you? I’ll never understand.”

“I’ll make you understand then.” Izuku looks deep into your eyes. The butterflies in your belly don’t feel like butterflies anymore, but more like flesh-eating piranhas. That’s probably the least romantic comparison in the whole world but it’s the truth. “And if it doesn’t work I’ll kiss you until you forget about your silly insecurities. I’ll kiss them all away.” Izuku leaves tiny kisses all over your neck and collarbone; wherever he sees skin he kisses the area, lips moving slowly as though he’s trying to remember every single bump and crevice.

“Sounds good to me.” You cup his face with your right hand, pulling him up to you, slowly leaning closer to the man’s shiny lips. Izuku looks down, wanting and hungry; he wavers for a moment, probably calculating the chances of being interrupted, but it doesn’t take him long to find his way to you. The kiss is slow and languid, his mouth careful and attentive; it’s not what you expected after the all the tension brewing between you two but you can’t really complain; then black whip shoots out of Izuku’s right hand, right towards the office door, and the lock clicks.

Izuku looks at you like he’s waiting for an answer; to what, you have no idea but apparently your passionate gaze was enough of an answer on it’s own; Izuku rushes back to your lips, the kiss wet and heavy now. A tiny yelp leaves your mouth as your back collides with the sofa; Izuku is right on top, body flush against yours but still careful to not put too much weight on you. Your hands find their way into Izuku’s untamable curls, nails scratching his scalp as Izuku’s tongue licks into your mouth; you can’t help but whimper when Izuku starts to move his tongue, slow but passionate, the motion full of restraint.

“How do you even make these noises.” Izuku’s voice is octave higher than usual, clearly struggling to hold himself back. “Please, tell me to stop. End my suffering.” He says between kisses, his body getting heavier and heavier on top of you; you can feel every single one of his muscles and some other things as well; the thought of Izuku wanting you so much makes you whimper again, pulling the greenette even closer until your mouths clash again, the action hot and heavy. “I want to drink your voice, Sweet Pea.”

For some reason that sentence went straight down to your… well… you know where.

“Izu.” You sigh, two seconds away from combusting.

You are in Izuku’s office, goddamit, what the heck are you two doing?!

“I love you.” Izuku says while his hand finds its way under your shirt. You can’t help but whimper again, your body pushing up into his hand for more. Izuku looks five seconds from losing his mind. “Okay, let’s calm down.” Izuku takes a deep breath, his hand clasping your side to ground himself. “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to attack you like this.” Izuku is completely out of breath, lips red and slick from all the kissing. Jesus, he looks absolutely stunning. “I don’t want to rush this. I’m so…”

“Say sorry again and I swear to god I’ll do something really stupid, Izu.” You pant into his neck; his smell is so intoxicating in your current state you can barely hold yourself back from biting into the skin to taste it.

“Roger that.” Izuku’s forehead connects with yours, his breath fanning your face. Needless to say that also doesn’t help your current situation at all. He stays in this position for at least a minute, taking deep breaths and letting them out, slowly moving his arms behind your back to pull you close. He goes back to his favorite place, leaving tiny kisses in the crook of your neck, finally calming down. “We should do this more often.”

You can’t help but laugh at that.

“Wow, so smooth, Izuku.”

“Shut up!” He whines, face pink from embarrassment.

“I love you too, by the way.” You sigh, hugging the hero back. He’s a little bit heavy, but you have no heart to tell him he’s crushing you right now; the feeling is weirdly pleasant.

Izuku only murmurs, clearly content to stay in this position and enjoy the solitude for a bit; several minutes pass in peaceful silence before someone bangs on the wall, the sound coming from the other side. Both of you jump up from the sudden noise, still half asleep in each other’s arms.

“Oi, nerd! You there?” Katsuki’s voice fills the office, but Katsuki is nowhere to be seen.

“Yeah, we were about to come over!” Deku yells back with a blushed face. He stands up and gives you a hand, pulling you towards one of the bookshelves in his office; you moan about not being able to look around but Izuku is on a mission; he moves some of the books on his shelf, ruining the order completely then turns his Bakugou figurine around which stands next to a Deku one to face the other way. Something clicks and the shelf opens to another room; Katsuki sits at a massive black desk, sorting out paperwork, his glasses hanging low on his nose. You don’t really have the time or mental energy to actually understand what the fuck just happened, because Katsuki looks up, then gawks at the two of you, his glasses falling off his nose and landing on his desk with a loud thump.

“Have you even looked in a fucking mirror before barging in here, you two idiots?” Katsuki yells, his face red as a tomato. “The fuck were you doing in your office, huh?!” Katsuki retorts angrily. “This is a workplace, Goddammit!”

Kirishima appears at the sound of Katsuki’s yelling and freezes as the door; he looks at you two with an amused gaze then starts laughing like a maniac.

“Oh my god, I can’t believe Zuku was the first one to have a heated make out session in this building! You dawg, good for you, man!” He giggles as he makes his way towards Katsuki to put his hand on his shoulders in an attempt to soothe the angry blonde. “Don’t worry, Tsuki, you can still be the first one to have sex in the office. It’s an easy fix, I’m just saying.” Kirishima winks and Bakugou finally reaches his limit, hands sparking from the anger or the embarrassment, you are not really sure.

“I fucking hate all of you.” Katsuki’s head drops on the desk with a loud, painful bang. You swear there is steam coming out of his red ears.

Well, you guess you don’t need to tell these two the good news, then.

… Next Chapter!

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Potato ramble:

- I know, I has been another 9000 years but I’m glad I didn’t rush this because this is my new fav chapter; I mean, the gag? The feels? That Toshi guy?

- I hope you enjoyed the sofa part! I think I don’t need to tell you how hard it was for Deku to stop there. Fun fact; that part wasn’t planned at all, it was all Izuku’s doing. This chapter was supposed be about the CCTV room and reader looking around Izuku’s office, but I guess she’ll have to come back to take a proper look, oh well.

- There will be more details about the secret entrance in the next chapter, so if you have questions, you can ask but it might get answered in the next one. (But I’m still more than happy to answer them now!)

- I hope you guys are having a great day! There is a massive storm coming towards my city and I live next to the sea so let’s all pray I’m not gonna get blown away with my 45 kilos like the last time. If you think that shit only happens in the movies, that’s false. I will never forget how I ended up clutching a random ass pole at 7AM for 10 minutes because my stupid ass didn’t know you can’t walk on the seaside during a wind storm. It’s delightful to be a foreigner sometimes.

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Eternally Mine, Chapter 55

While Loki, Chris, Claire and Louise were off having fun for the weekend, back in Redbridge, Jessica, Spencer, David and Matt were having a night out for a few drinks.

‘Did anyone invite Toshi and Severus?’ David asked as he joined the table with the first round of drinks. Spencer wasn’t on the alcohol, he decided to be the sober one tonight just in-case.

‘Yeah, I called Toshi, but they’re having date night tonight. She said Severus would be grumpy all night if she changed their plans.’ Jessica laughed.

‘Fair enough.’ David chuckled.

‘What about Michael?’ Matt asked.

‘I saw him the other day, asked if he wanted to join us but he said no. I told him where we’d be anyway just in-case he changes his mind.’ Spencer said.

‘I’m worried about him. I know his daughter is really sick, but he seems to be withdrawing more and more.’ Jessica said sadly.

‘It’s no wonder though really. I’m amazed he’s still coming into work every day like he is. Must be tough.’ David said, the others nodded in agreement.

‘I think he’s trying to get her accepted for some trials to see if they will work. Though he’s struggling money wise, they’re not cheap.’ Spencer said as he started munching on some crisps.

‘No, I imagine not. He’s going to struggle on our salary.’ David sighed.

‘Guess there’s no need to ask why Hannibal isn’t here?’ Matt said.

Jessica just gave him a look.

‘I guess it’s not just Chris and Loki that hate him so much right now.’ David chuckled.

‘I’ve never been his biggest fan, but lately he’s just turned into a right ass.’ Jessica said after taking a huge drink of wine.

‘I’m glad neither of them were in the break room on Thursday when he was ranting away.’ Said Spencer.

‘Ranting away about what?’ David frowned.

‘Yeah, I didn’t hear about this?’ Matt asked.

‘It was just us two in there with him, and Michael, though he was in his own world.’ Jessica began. ‘He was just ranting about them. He said the brothers think they are the top dogs and need to be taken down a peg or two. Said since finding their soulmates and re-gaining their brotherly love, they’ve become worse.’ She continued.

‘Jesus. Did you get into an argument?’ David asked, worried about the answer by the look on Jessica’s face and knowing what like she can be sometimes.

‘Wanted to.’ Spencer jumped in with and looked at Jessica. ‘Best way to deal with people like that is to ignore them. He wants the reaction out of us, more so out of Loki and Chris. That’s why we aren’t telling them. It will just piss them off more.’

‘True… true.’ Matt nodded.

‘Anyway, enough about him. Let’s actually enjoy our night out. I’m sure Chris, Loki and the girls aren’t going on about Hannibal. They’ll be having a blast.’ David said as he picked up his drink and held it up.

The others nodded in agreement and held their glass up too.

Later into the night, Jessica, Matt and David were drunk, but not totally out of it drunk. Spencer quite enjoyed watching the shambolic stuff they got up to. Matt and Jessica ended up arguing over a game of darts, Spencer had to jump in and try to calm things down by taking over with keeping track of the scores.

Then Jessica tried riling Spencer up at the pool table, but he didn’t take the bait.

‘Wait until we get home, love.’ He laughed as he put his arm around her and gave her a kiss on the lips. ‘We don’t want to end up fucking on the pool table and breaking it, since it’s not ours.’

‘But it would be fun. There’s not too many people here…’ Jessica said as she trailed a finger down his neck.

‘Behave.’ He growled at her and gave her ass a playful smack, making her laugh.

‘Get a room you two.’ David rolled his eyes when they went back to the table to sit down.

‘There’s plenty more places to have sex than just in a room. Come on guys.’ Jessica said as she sat on Spencer’s lap.

‘Well, it’s fine if you have a soulmate to have sex with in the first place.’ Matt sighed.

‘Exactly.’ David nodded.

Jessica and Spencer shared a look with one another.

‘Neither of you have found them, huh?’ Jessica asked softly.

‘Nope. Probably isn’t anyone out there for me.’ Matt said sadly.

‘Yeah, same. I’ll know the right person when I get more of an excited feeling within me than when I see this goofball.’ David joked as he nudged Matt.

Spencer and Jessica looked at one another again, Spencer’s eyes were wide. Jessica jumped up and grabbed Spencer’s hand. ‘Come on. Let’s get more drinks.’

Spencer was about to speak but Jessica hauled him away to the bar, out of earshot from the other two.

‘Don’t, say a word.’ She said as she put her finger on his lips.

‘Someone has to tell them! They don’t realise?’ Spencer said, his voice a little high pitched.

‘No, they need to figure it out by themselves. They’re big boys, they will get there eventually.’ Jessica smiled and kissed his cheek.

Spencer ran a hand down his face and shook his head. ‘How do they not realise, after all this time?’

‘Well, I have heard sometimes that soulmates can be formed over time. So that initial feeling of being smacked in the face when you meet your soulmate won’t really be there.’ Jessica shrugged.

‘You think that’s what’s happening with them?’ Spencer asked.

Jessica nodded. ‘I’d say so.’

When Jessica and Spencer went back to the table, Spencer froze before sitting down. The hairs on the back of his neck stood up on end.

‘Babe? You ok?’ Jessica frowned as she reached out for his hand.

Spencer turned his head and scanned the pub, he noticed two guys that were not long in. They were sitting by the door, with soft drinks. Spencer had caught a whiff of citrus in that direction, but looking at their drinks he could tell they didn’t have any in their glasses.

The two guys were looking at them, but looked away when they saw Spencer looking in their direction.

‘We’ve got trouble.’ Spencer whispered to the group.

‘Shit. What do we do?’ Matt asked as he tried not to look over at them.

Spencer cautiously sat down next to Jessica and squeezed her hand. ‘It’s alright. We will get out of here… We need to cause a scene, so we can get out the back door.’ Spencer said as he motioned with his eyes.

‘If we can get people to block their way to us, we can get out quick enough.’ Matt said.

‘Exactly.’

‘I’ve got an idea.’ Jessica whispered.

Two minutes later, Spencer had Jessica bent over the pool table while they snogged. She hooked her leg up around his waist as she held him close.

Everyone in the pub began whistling, David and Matt were the first to lead a big crowd around them, essentially building a wall of people between the pool table and the table where the two hunters were sat.

Spencer and Jessica made a bit of a scene with their smooching and heavy petting, with the pub having mainly drunken men, it worked a treat.

‘Go.’ David said to Matt and they began to rush towards the back door.

Jessica and Spencer got up from the pool table too and rushed out, Jessica turned back and waved to all the men that continued whooping and cheering. She spotted the two hunters trying to push through the crowd to run after them.

The four vampires managed to get outside unscathed. They sighed in relief, but Spencer heard a bullet flying through the air towards them. He grabbed Jessica and pulled her out of the way, just in time as a bullet whizzed past. It would have hit her right in the chest if Spencer hadn’t acted fast.

‘Run!’ David yelled.

Though when they got to the end of the alley, two hunters blocked their path. Both had hoods up, one fired straight away at them, but had really bad aim as the bullet just flew past all four of the vampires.

Spencer was really pissed off now after Jessica was almost shot. He turned into a bat and flew for the hunters, he went for the hunter that was in the middle of re-loading his gun. Spencer knew that was the one that had tried to shoot Jessica first.

He turned back into a vampire as he reached the hunter, and he went in for the kill. He grabbed the hunter and snapped his neck, not wanting to waste time biting him. When he dropped the body to the ground, he turned around to the other hunter, who just stood back watching.

‘Fly out of here. There are more hunters on the way. The other two are coming round from the front.’ The hunter said quickly, clearly a female voice.

Spencer paused a moment, confused.

‘Toshi’s friend!’ Jessica said as she quickly ran over to grab Spencer before he attacked them too.

‘GO!’ The hunter barked at them.

They didn’t hang around any longer, they all turned into bats and flew back to David’s place as his was closest. They went in through the attic vent opening, as they didn’t want to risk being seen just to be on the safe side.

‘How did they know we were there? It’s like they’re targeting us lately.’ Matt said as he ran a hand through his hair and sat down.

‘I have no idea. It really is starting to feel personal now though.’ Jessica grumbled as she and Spencer sat down, Spencer put his arm around her and kissed her temple.

‘I wonder if they were expecting Chris and Loki to be with us, too.’ Spencer hummed.

‘Probably. They’re either tracking us, or they have some way of knowing when we are out and about.’ Matt said angrily.

‘We need to speak to Toshi tomorrow, see if she can get any information out of her insider. She helped us out tonight, that’s for sure.’ David said calmly.

The other three nodded in agreement.

‘I’m just glad it didn’t end up a big blood bath. I don’t think I’d have been able to fight with the amount of shots you guys made me drink.’ Jessica said as she snuggled into Spencer.

‘No one ever makes you drink alcohol, Jessica. You were the one ordering all the shots.’ David laughed.

‘You’re all a bad influence on me, is all. I need my girls back with me for the support.’

‘Well, I guess we will see what the others say on Monday. Be careful the rest of the weekend guys… Jessica, let’s get home.’ Spencer said as he stood up and helped Jessica up to her feet.

‘Will do. You too.’ David nodded at him.

-

‘How could you miss FOUR vampires standing right on front of you?’ A leader hunter yelled at Toshi’s insider out the back of the pub.

‘I tried, but they moved too fast! Robert wasn’t doing a very good job either, he got himself killed. At least I got away.’ She snapped back at him.

The hunter snarled in anger and shook his head. ‘You’re trying my patience. Your number of misses is getting higher than your hits. This can’t continue.’

‘I’ll try harder next time. I’ll take some lessons to work on my aim.’ She muttered.

‘You do that.’ The leader barked at her. ‘Get Robert's body out of here before anyone sees and report back to base.’ He snapped at the team.

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imagine | bestfriend!shinso x reader

among all the mha boys, i so intensely want to be best friends with shinso.

the BANTER. PLEASE i just KNOW hito is a sarcastic little SHIT and i love him for it. he definitely uses insults as affectionate nicknames and bitch is his favourite. and shortie too bc i believe with all my chest this guy will grow to be a fucking lampost.

his love language is touch, lovingly bullying you and sending you memes at ungodly hours of the night.

you CANNOT tell me this dude is not touch starved. he'll be clingy but the lazy kind of clingy you know? like the kind of person who just slumps over you and just crushes you under his weight. affectionately. and he definitely takes advantage of his height for this.

i also wholeheartedly accept him as erasermic's adopted son with eri as his baby sis. its a running joke amongst his family that they love you more than him. in fact, aizawa was all but ready to swoop in and adopt you into his collection of strays and the only thing stopping him is your less than platonic relationship with hitoshi.

"how is y/n's living situation?"

"dad, no."

"what do you mean no? i just-"

"no."

"toshi darling, why are you stopping your dad from adopting another sibli- OOOOOHHHH."

"dad, please."

they end up practically adopting you anyways in all but a legal sense lmao. aizawa is still pouty grumpy about it tho.

"if you don't end up marrying them, hitoshi, i swear to god-"

[haikyuuwaifu]

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Genre: Humor

Warnings: Swearing

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THE UA ENTRANCE EXAM

“I can’t believe there are that many applicants this year.” Snipe mumbled, as Vlad King nodded, taking a sip of his own coffee. “Nezu refused to raise the acceptance rate, the creature's need for bloodshed is truly unmatched.” UA’s instructors were sprawled around the viewing area, making conversation. Shouta had just finished his first cup of coffee and was steadily working on the second, when the door made a sound. “All I’m saying,” A voice mumbled, “is that this entire exam is rigged for physical quirk users.” Shouta snorted into his coffee, making no move to acknowledge the newcomer. They were right, and each year he’s tried to advocate for a better test, to no avail. “I want to see my students overcome adversity, you know that.” Nezu quipped, giving Y/n a closed lipped smile. “So much for overcoming adversity when the testing system itself is rigged.” The woman scoffed. She was going to say more, but a little girls excited shout, brought her attention to a couch in the corner of the room.

“You’re the kitty hero from TV!” Eri shouted, jumping up and down. Y/n smiled, giving the little girl a friendly salute. “The name’s Y/n kiddo! Nice to meet ya!” She greeted, flicking her tail. “Eri Aizawa!” Eri shouted, launching herself at the woman. Y/n caught her with ease, and held her to her hip. “I think you’re right by the way.” Eri began speaking, reaching up to rub one of Y/n’s ears. “The test is rigged, and daddy complains about it everywhere, but this year he’s been extra grumpy because my big brother’s taking the exam. Hito wants to be a hero so so bad.” Eri sighed, as she continued stroking Y/n’s ears. Mic and Oboro watched the interaction, mouths agape as Y/n took everything in stride. Shouta, finally with the rest of the room, swiveled around, to see his daughter stroking the neko heroes ears. “Eri.” He scolded, moving to stand. Y/n held her hand out, giving the man a placating smile. “It’s alright, I promise.” “Eri, you know better than to touch someone without asking.” Shouta stated, his voice stern. Y/n held her out, and smiled up at the man again. “I promise you, it’s perfectly alright. While I’m sure your daughter has exceptional manners, I have feline features and children tend to forgo their home training in all the excitement.” Shouta gave Y/n a look, contemplating if he was going to say more, before nodding. “Either way, I apologize. I’m Shouta Aizawa, Eri’s father and pro-hero Eraserhead.” Teachers around the room whispered, as they watched the exchange. No matter who it was, Shouta Aizawa didn’t make it his business to introduce himself to anyone. “Pro-Hero Neko, Y/n L/n.” Y/n introduced giving the man a slight salute with her freehand. “Now Eri, why do you think your big brother is gonna struggle?” Y/n asked, taking the empty seat next to Aizawa. Her eyes scanned the testing area, and she could see her gremlin and his little friends. “Toshi has a brainwashing quirk, and UA only ever does robots.” She huffed, scanning the crowd. Behind them, Enji and Touya were having a quiet discussion with Mic and Oboro. “He can scrape by getting rescue points, but if he wants to get into the Hero course, he’s going to have to get a couple of big points.” Shouta mumbled, pressing the red button. Y/n’s ears folding toward her scalp as the loud buzzer went off, notifying the contestants that the exam had begun. “That isn’t fair at all.” Y/n whispered, her eyes flitting across the testing facility. “There’s a lot you can do with a quirk like that.” Eri nodded, snuggling close to the woman as the teachers began watching the exam.

To be continued in Pt.2

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HERO X FAMILY Halloween episode

Let's face it: Halloween is HERE and I didn't even manage to start writing that episode in time, especially since I've estimated it at 3-4 chapters (12k words). So, I dropped the episode from my write / draw to-do list for now (but might pick it back up sometime).

Which is a little sad, because it would have been more of a Dadmight episode rather than a Toshinko one. And it has little grumpy Kacchan in it, too.

Anyway, for your pleasure, here's how the episode would have gone:

The story opens with Inko POV as she hears Mitsuki drag Kacchan up the stairs of the apartment complex. The two are bickering loudly. When Inko gets the door we find out that Mitsuki drops off Katsuki at the Midoriyas so he can go with Izuku to a Halloween street fest.

Katsuki wears a golden age AM costume and is upset about it, since he wanted to be his own hero, but Mitsuki thought grenade bracelets were stupid and that's what their fight had been all about. Izuku is dressed as Silver Age AM (a gift from Toshi) and Kacchan points out that there can be only one number one.

Inko calms him down by offering to sew Katsuki his own costume for next Halloween. She's dressed up as Nana, because Toshi suggested it, and oh boy, he regrets that suggestion because now his wife looks like his mother figure and that's weird(!). Also Inko has to tell everyone who Nana was, but both Toshi and Inko agreed it's a good thing to remind people of who she was.

(I'm still undecided about whether or not Mon is living with them (yet). If so, she can wear a simple Ryukyu dragon costume.)

Toshi shows up in a villain outfit (yes the one from the OVA), so he and the kids can stage mock battles, but also because Inko wouldn't let him pick a scary costume. Katsuki immediately calls mock battles pointless since a gust of wind could defeat him. Well, that's just how Katsuki is around Toshi in this AU.

Skip forward. Toshi POV. They're out on the streets. There's decorations, music. Children are going trick-or-treating. Toshi notices a shady group of people next to a van and awkwardly lies to Inko about having to double back bc he forgot his painkillers.

Now alone, Toshi sneaks up to the suspected villains and listens in as they discuss a robbery. Bc odd coincidences happen in this AU, these first-time villains got their costumes at the same store Toshi got his. He puts on a mask and buffs up, planning to scare them away when he is discovered and mistaken for the requested backup.

Toshi decides to play along since they haven't actually commited a crime yet and they aren't particularly strong or confident.

Izuku or Inko POV. We see Katsuki "demanding" sweets. He is mistaken for a "villain AM". Izuku tells him to be nicer. Katsuki tries. He's hilariously bad at it.

Meanwhile, the group of villains has prepared a stage in the middle of the road and is drawing in a small crowd with free sweets and claiming to announce the winner of the costume contest. "All Smite" is with them.

Inko, Katsuki and Izuku go to see what the commotion is about when one of the villains creates a dome around the crowd, and another makes passers-by oblivious to that dome. A third threatens the civilians and demands their valuables. If they don't comply, All Smite is supposed to step in.

Toshi doesn't let it come to that. He pretends to be frightened of Izuku and Kacchan because "his only weakness are children dressed up like AM on Halloween, for they can gain the power of the hero!" It's horribly contrived, and the only person willing to believe him is Izuku.

Little Izuku throws a punch and Toshi pretends to get hit by jumping back and into the other villains.

Now convinced, Katsuki joins in.

It's actually Toshi knocking the villains around, but who cares? The children get to be actual heroes for a day.

Before long, the villains flee (thoroughly scared of the kids and discouraged from committing another crime), and Toshi runs away with them. He actually lets them go since no one got injured (besides the villains) and because it'll be one less report for him to write.

Closing scene probably has Izuku and Kacchan excitedly telling Toshi all about the adventure he missed out on.

[ryusxnka]

You are a precious bean, Caleb! So happy I met chu and everyone saw your amazing writing and goofy self! Also everyone becoming friends with you too makes me so happy! ^o^ We wuv you & your toshi so much!! Even if he grumpy pants. -hugs both of you-

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[whosname]

Would ya let me ramble for a moment about the first Gintama live-action movie?

I was so wary about it 'cause live-actions are... live-actions, but I have a ton of fun watching it

i mean, from the first scene and then Gintoki's actor badly singing... I guess I'll have to make a justaway keychain for my self.

The beetle hunting adaptation, delicious, laughed more than I should

(I think I miss these idiots more than I thought)

Somehow Kondo is even more creepy in the live-action. yikes.

Shokasonjuko scenes!!!!!!

Oh, I thought Gintoki's wig was weird ('till I saw him in action) but... Kid Gintoki has a HUGE helmet for hair

"But the boogers keep coming" I KNOW, RIGHT?!

(Also, that's a totally big bro Zura scene)

"He's got to stop drinking it, or he'll be diabetic"

The Shinsengumi thing is weird, but it kind of works; specially the "Liar! That's obviously your lying face" scene with Sogo

The dream

I love that Kagura's actress is having the time of her life

Shinpachi admiring the ship made laugh a lot

I hate to play the impulsive punk at my age + the umbrella scene = my favourite part of Benizakura in all of the adaptations

The scene at old man Gengai's shop, I loved it; doesn't make a lot of sense but, I loved it

Have I talked about the costumes? I like the little details, the button on Shinpachi's kimono, the patch on Gin's (the pattern looked a little weird, but whatever), Takasugi's clothes!

Seriously, the Shinsengumi there, it's so fucking weird. Also, Toshi and Gintoki relashioship is better than the relationship they had at that time in the story. I guess I'll see what happens in the second movie.

Short-haired Zura!

"The dumbest samurai in the universe!" <3

"Don't worry, he's my friend"

I got very distracted at the end of Gintoki vs Takasugi 'cause I remembered the comment about Gintoki's actor absurdly long legs on the anime and Takasugi's actor having to shave his legs and being grumpy about it from the bts' gifs.

Also, is Takasugi's actor that short or they used hobbit film techniques?

"Too much sugar, I guess"

kind of missed the Bakuchi Dancer fight, but I guess amanto were expensive

The parachute scene <3

Next! The Rules are Made to be Broken and... I've been searching for the Okita Mitsuba Arc drama but I've only find it with indonesian subtitles so... if you know something... wink-wink nudge-nudge Found it! if anyone need it, hit me up! (maybe not in the best quality and from like 3 different sources, but hey)

[pocketramblr]

AU where Inko was the surrogate mother for AfO and his grumpy gray haired husband (three parents dna). However, she runs away with the baby and a ton of money. Gran Torino was already suspicious while training the ninth but is in Kamino where the truth is discovered.

1- AfO was trying the old test tube baby trap thing on Sorahiko, but none of the attempts were viable. Sorahiko fled, and AfO blamed this on disappointment and grief and not Sorahiko getting the hell out of dodge from his toxic nature. He kills Nana because the rebound thing is too much to fully forgive. Then he gets busy trying to make a right "apology" gift. Inko as a surrogate was honestly a petty choice on his part, but when he realized Sorahiko had just hid OfA and was now back to fighting him openly, he put the pregnant Inko on ice to wait until Sorahiko earned his forgiveness.

2- instead, Inko was freed from the stasis pod in one of All Might's attacks, so when she looked around and saw what was happening she made for the safe, took as much money as she could, and ran before hero or villain could stop her. She considers it extra compensation for AfO owing her for dropping her in the future with no warning, and if he's going to abandon the kid then she'll keep him and take care of him

3- Inko does dye Izuku's hair green sorry this is more of a situation like where the twins dye their hair yellow and orange, not so much a three parent thing but I like that better

4- Izuku's not quirkless- he's got a version of jet that AfO seriously nerfed, letting him blow air from the tiny holes in his cheeks that look like freckles to the unaware. It doesn't do a whole lot since it's only about as powerful as a standard exhale. This is because AfO wanted to ensure he had a weak quirk and no form of afo-quirk

5- Gran Torino was suspicious because he saw the lighter roots of Izuku's hair, the traces of AfO in his face shape, and swore he could have heard a sound so much like jet but much much softer from Izuku's face when he laughed, but he figured he was seeing things since he knew all of AfO's attempts to make them a baby failed..... Until Kamino, when AfO is just so happy to tell them both (and Toshi since he's there too ig) the truth

[sludgehooker]

Girl you're gonna feel a little prick.

Girl, you need a shot of B12, you know.. you.. do..

You got B12 flowin' through your system.

Better loose that boyfriend before I fist him.

B12 will make you feel alright and alert.

Lay down in my bed and take off your shirt.

Boyz 12s the biggest boy band and that's for sure.

More boys than I think you've ever seen before.

Don't think they won't give you other things, but you'll get B12 when my men sing.

Steve: Oh girrl, you need a shot of B12..

All: Break it down!

Barry I'm B1 and I'm tons of fun.

Georgie: I-I-I-I'm B2 I wanna get with you.

Toshi: I'm B3, wanna be with me?

TJ: I'm B4 and I'll make you soar.

Parker: I'm B5 I'll make you feel alive.

Steve: I'm B6 I pick up sticks.

Snot: I'm B7 I'll take you to heaven.

Victor: I'm B8 and I am great.

Abraham: I'm B9 and I'm so fine.

Boris: I'm B10, I remember when..

Abraham H.: I'm B11, I'm in love with B7

Constantine: I'm B12 and we're..

Boyz 12!

Girrl, you need a shot of B12, you know.. you.. do..

Snot: Roll call.

Barry: Barry!

Georgie: Georgie!

Toshi: Toshi!

TJ: TJ!

Parker: Parker!

Steve: Steve!

Snot: Snot!

Victor: V-V-V-V-Victor

Abraham: Abraham!

Boris: Boris!

Abraham H.: Abraham H.!

Constantine: and Constantine!

All: Girrl, you need a shot of B12..

Parker: Lets hear about the boys.

Barry: Fat boy.

Georgie: Bad boy.

Toshi: Japanese!

TJ: My sister died.

Parker: I'm sweet.

Steve: I can sing.

Snot: Gorgeous!

Victor: I'm B8, I've got the penis of a man.

Abraham: My parents got divorced.

Boris: I'm hypoglycemic

Abraham H.:I'm grumpy

Constantine: I'm sleepy, and together we are..

Boyz 12!

Girrl, you need a shot of B12, you know.. you.. do..

Girrl, you want a shot of Boyz 12, It's o.. ver.. due..

[sadboy-hours]

*violently sits up at 5am*

Ok but a Detroit Become Human AU sounds so like poggers?

Grumpy gruff detective and happy wittle robot who just likes doing their job… good dynamkc

Idk

Like… detective who seems very grumpy and doesn’t want the android to do what they have to do (I’m thinking a housekeeper or investigator android; so either cleaning or helping with a case) but in reality they’re just embarrassed?? Something like that

Like

A: oh no no! I can wash my dishes, really.

B:… are you sure?

A: yeah of course, go on and do what you want to do

B: … what I want to do? (They do not know what doing anything besides what they are programmed to be good at)

LIKE IT COULD HAVE TJE THEMES OF SELF DISCOVERY AND BEING TREATED LIKE A PERSON LIKE IDFK IM JUST?? SO CRAZY ABOUT THIS CONCEPT??

It doesn’t even have to be specifically DBH, like generic android person plot works

I’m just.. idk

Itching to play with a new concept! I’ve written so many pages about Akiro and Zelda, and Akiro in Pikmin Lmao

I could see this concept (the one I talked about before ADHDing about wanting new novelty) working with Hitoshi as the investigator? Maybe it’s an older toshi, graduated and working on a case? Or it’s college toshi doing an internship?

I really wanna play around with his character for a while, maybe try out having him fool around with boys like Val said! I feel like I’ve neglected him a lot, after all Akiro has become my poster child for.. everything

(I could also see him in this au, although instead of investigator he’s an inventor/engineer and these are either his own creations ((ala KOKORO sung by Rin of Vocaloid)) or he’s in uni doing an internship where he realizes he’s been an absolute slob and is terribly embarrassed a robot keeps trying to pick up after him bc omg bro his image!!)

Idk!! I’m craving something new to play with, it’s really annoying … I feel really bad that I’m terrible at playing with concepts for a long time ;;

I wish I could find it in me to keep myself engaged, but when I force it… it doesn’t end well (hello jas being way too dedicated to specific au’s and drawing them until I wanna perish) like it feels like work and I don’t want it to be work yk?? Idk

Again this is a rogue 5am thought, but I thought it’d be fun to work around with

I do also have Kokoro if I do wanna use a robot for this too…

Aaaaaa my roomba brain is going everywhere!!

Alright!! No more typing!!

[fanficshiddles]

Eternally Mine, Chapter 13

‘You are so in trouble for this later.’ Loki grumbled at Claire.

Claire giggled in response and kept throwing more tinsel on him until he was almost fully covered and sparkling.

‘It’s going to be great.’

She then hooked some baubles over his ears.

‘Perfect!’ She laughed and grabbed her phone. ‘Ok, smile!’

Loki forced on a smile, though still managed to look grumpy.

‘Love you babe.’ Claire fluttered her eyelashes at him as she walked over and reached up on her tiptoes to kiss him.

‘Hm. You owe me multiple blowjobs for doing that.’ Loki shook his head, causing the baubles to fly off and he started stripping the tinsel off him.

Claire laughed and winked at him. ‘I’m sure I can manage that.’

She sent the photo to Jessica, Louise and Toshi. They’d set up a little group chat on WhatsApp, mainly for planning their fighting lessons after the holidays, but they had started chatting a bit together on it about other things, too.

When Jessica sent a picture of Spencer wrapped up in tinsel with a bow over his mouth, along with a post from Instagram about a viral challenge where people were decorating their partners as much as they could, Claire knew she had to do the same to Loki.

-

Toshi was on the sofa with Severus, who was reading a book, she was scrolling through her phone when she got the picture from Claire.

She burst out laughing and showed Severus, who gave a little grunt and smirked slightly in response.

‘You know it’s a viral challenge…’ Toshi said in a sweet tone.

‘Don’t, even, think, about it. Or you’ll be over my lap with a red ass quicker than you can say Christmas.’ He drawled without looking up from his book.

Toshi sunk into the sofa and huffed. ‘Fine.’

-

Chris frowned when he received a text from Louise.

L: You should be glad that I’m away for Christmas…

C: Why? x

Louise forwarded him the pictures of Spencer and Loki, making him throw his head back with laughter.

C: Oh dear. What a shame that is. x

L: I assume that is to be taken as dripping with sarcasm, right?x

C: Definitely. x

-

‘I can think of something much more exciting to do with this tinsel.’ Loki purred as he chased after Claire with some of the red tinsel.

She let out a screech of laughter as he chased her around the living room, dodging the decorations that were strewn around the place.

Claire let out a yelp as she tripped over the Christmas tree box and went flying face down towards the coffee table. Loki swiftly grabbed her around her middle and hoisted her up into him before she could hit the table, thankfully.

‘Careful, love.’ He growled at her and held her close.

‘That was a close one.’ Claire said in relief.

‘You’re so clumsy.’ He tsked at her and began kissing her neck as he pulled her hands behind her back, expertly wrapping the tinsel around her wrists.

‘You were chasing me, so it’s your fault, to be fair.’ Claire muttered, though her eyes began to flutter as his lips caressed down her neck.

Loki chuckled and the vibrations against her skin sent her mind haywire. She realised that Loki had tied her wrists behind her back, she’d been so caught up in the attention he was giving her neck that she’d not really noticed. Though the tinsel wasn’t that strong she knew she could easily just pull it apart if she wanted to.

‘You’re the best kind of present a vampire could ask for.’ Loki purred and slid his hands up and down her body.

‘Your favourite toy to play with all day?’ She giggled.

‘Most definitely.’ Loki bent over to grab her, he lifted her up over his shoulder and carried her upstairs to the bedroom.

‘I thought we were supposed to be decorating!’ She laughed.

‘Plenty of time for that later.’ Loki growled playfully as he gently tossed her onto the bed and crawled over the top of her.

Claire squirmed under him, her arms were still behind her back, tied with the scratchy tinsel. She was surprised it hadn’t snapped yet with all the movement.

Loki gently gripped her chin and he kissed her deeply, slowly delving his tongue into her mouth. She moaned against him and tried moving her body upwards to him. He chuckled against her mouth and lay on top of her more, knowing she wanted to feel the weight of him on her.

While they kissed deep and slow, Loki's hands began wandering over her body. He tickled his way lightly under her top, his fingers spidered up and down her sides for a moment, making her squirm and giggle into his mouth. Then he aimed for her breasts, he slid his hands under her bra and squeezed them a few times before focusing on her nipples, which were very sensitive for him.

She began whimpering into his mouth as he started groaning. The smell of her arousal started to fill the room, making his head spin.

‘I need you so badly.’ Loki growled as he reared back and made short work of removing her jeans and knickers.

‘Let’s turn you over.’ He said deeply, he flipped her over onto her stomach, she couldn’t do anything due to not having use of her hands, but she was delighted at letting Loki manhandle her in the way he was.

Claire heard him take his belt off and undo his zipper. She wriggled in excitement under him as she waited. Her skin erupted in goosebumps when he slid his hands up and down her back, while positioning himself behind her, spreading her legs apart.

Though she let out a cry of shock when instead of feeling his cock at her cunt, she felt his warm breath dance over her, then his gentle tongue licked right up and down, through her folds.

‘Ohhh, fuck!’ She cried out.

Loki moaned against her cunt, he took his time devouring her, focusing on her clit for the most part, driving her absolutely wild. He had to slide a hand up her back to the back of her neck, to hold her down in place. That sent her body into overdrive.

He took her right to the edge and forced her over with his tongue, lapping up all she had to offer him as she came. Crying out his name so loud, thankful that the house was detached.

‘Holy shit, Vampy.’ Claire panted, the room was spinning.

She barely had time to recover when Loki climbed on top of her, this time preparing himself properly. He spread her ass cheeks apart as he lined his cock up with her cunt, slowly pushing into her warmth. She was so wet after already cumming once, he slid in with no resistance at all.

He folded himself down over her back as he started fucking her hard and fast, making them both whine and groan with every thrust. When Loki started nuzzling and licking at her neck, Claire knew that he was wanting to feed from her.

‘Bite me… please.’ She whimpered as she turned her face to the side slightly.

‘With pleasure.’ Loki growled deep. ‘My good little human pet.’

When his fangs emerged and trailed along from her shoulder to her neck, right at his favourite place to bite, she shivered under him and clenched around his cock. He seemed to stiffen even more within her, his thrusts became a little erratic and all over the place as his body went into instinctive feral mode.

He growled again when he found the right place, he buried his fangs into her, piercing through her skin. She let out a gasp as the sharp pain shot through her, though quickly subsided with the usual pleasure and dizzy feeling. She came around his cock as he started sucking her blood.

As usual, Loki didn’t last long at all now that he was also drinking from her at the same time as being inside of her. Nothing could compare to it for him.

Claire loved it just as much, knowing she could give Loki what no one else could.

When Claire slipped into unconsciousness, Loki stopped drinking from her and let go of her neck. He licked her wound softly as he rolled them onto their sides, into a more comfortable position. He kept his cock snugly inside of her though, he was reluctant to pull out.

‘Are you with me, love?’ Loki asked softly as he stroked her hair, she soon came round and trembled in his hold.

‘Sorry, I didn’t stop quite in time.’ Loki said sheepishly as he nuzzled into her hair.

‘S’okay…’ She said weakly with a smile.

They both lay together for a while, letting them both come back down to earth. They were both so cosy and snug together, Loki ended up lazily rocking against her for a while, until they both had another orgasm.

Both of them were completely spent, that they passed out to sleep for a while.

The decorations downstairs lay in waiting for them later.