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“To Billy!” • The Expendables 2

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Year posted - 2023

*I actually teared up a few times while writing this one, because the dream described in this one is literally a dream I just had a few hours ago. Doesn't help how vivid and real my dreams look and feel.

"I heard you moaning my name in your sleep." Gunnar stated with a smirk, thinking he'd caught her having a wet dream about him. "You died in my dream." (Y/n) frowned before glancing at the rest of the team, who were across the warehouse packing equipment. Gunnar had since frozen at her words, his smirk vanishing. "You all did." She added bitterly before standing up and walking away, suddenly in desperate need for fresh air. The Sweed remind frozen there for several minutes, shocked and honestly appalled by the thought of (Y/n) having to watch them all die. When the guys laughed particularly loud at something that had occurred, Gunnar snapped out of his mind and went looking for (Y/n), finding her smoking a cigarette on the roof. He walked across the roof, and sat beside her, so close their knees touched. It was his way of showing her that he was still here, still alive. But she didn't even turn to look at him, instead the cherry of her cigarette simply glew as she took another long drag, her eyes locked on the darkness of the night sky.

"What happened?" Gunnar asked suddenly, genuinely curious about how bad her dream must have been to shake her up like this. "We were on a mission, on some off the grid tropical island. An island that was lost, and supposedly untouched by man for decades." She took another deep drag, and Gunnar wondered why he'd never noticed her smoking before. "Well that was bullshit of course." She chuckled darkly. "Why were we sent there?" Gunnar asked, his eyes locked solely on her, while her gaze remained elsewhere. "To find and retrieve an ancient artifact. Worth millions. It was like a dream come true, easiest job we'd ever been on. That's what we thought anyways." Her tongue swiped out and across her bottom lip before she continued. "We were deep in the jungle, separated into teams. You, me, and Caesar were travelling down the river in kayaks. Ross, Christmas, and Toll were on foot. They were gonna check an old temple deep within the jungle, we were gonna check an old village nestled within a massive cave a ways down the river." She snuffed out the rest of the cigarette.

"I wasn't there in the dream, but I still saw it happen, Toll had accidentally tripped a booby trap. An old bouncing Betty was triggered, and then he was gone. Then bombs were going off at the base of trees surrounding Ross and Christmas. Ross got pinned, and ended up dying when a wolf with only half a face came and tore his throat out. Christmas made it out, only to be cornered by two Jaguar... I don't know if he'd lost his knives or what... But he... Well he didn't stand a chance." She took a deep breath, closing her eyes for a moment. It wasn't until then that Gunnar realized just how deeply he cared for (Y/n), as he fought an internal battle to resist taking her in his arms and chasing that nightmare away. "We only had two kayaks, so as usual me and you paired up together. But when Caesar was suddenly shot through the heart, you shoved be out of the boat and into the water, yelling to get the hell out of there until you were also shot through the heart." Tears welled in her eyes, and she didn't even hide wiping them away. The sight broke Gunnars heart. "You guys kept floating down river in the boats, and I stayed in the water beside you, using your bodies as cover, and hoping whoever had shot you would think I had drowned." She sniffled as her nose began to run from her bodies reaction to her crying.

"No such luck I guess. Caesars boat got flipped when it bumped a bolder, tossing his into the water, and breaking part of my cover. A bullet struck the water just a few inches from my head, then my legs got tangled up in this jumble of rocks. Of course my foot got stuck." She shook her head. "You kept floating down the river of course. And I couldn't tear my eyes away, even as I heard men shouting and running into the water. Your voice still ringing in my ears, telling me to get outta here." She ran a hand through her hair, and Gunnar placed his hand right above her knee, trying to offer her comfort. "I uh got my foot free, and tried climbing onto a bolder, hoping to use it as an advantage point." She cleared her throat. "But I was surrounded, mostly by these deformed looking animals, and only about four guys. But they had rifles, and I'd lost mine when you tried saving me." (Y/n) finally turned her gaze to Gunnar then. "I couldn't help but look downstream where you were, sighing in heartbreak as I muttered "Oh Gunnar." Then I was knocked out when one of the men struck me with the butt of his gun." Gunnar realized that what he had heard while she was asleep, and had assumed to be scandalous or lewd, had actually been her parting words to him as he was lost entirely to her.

"I woke up in a cave, one right off the river, it wasn't quiet where we had been headed, but probably not far off. Anyways I had my hands tied behind my back, and I was struggling to stand up. When I did I saw that wolf with half a face. One side was normal, while the other side was missing all the skin and most of the muscle, like it was dead and decaying." (Y/n) had since turned her eyes back to the far distance. "And it wasn't until it looked at me and growled that I realized it was gnawing on Ross's severed arm. Lucky ring." She sighed heavily, and Gunnar gave her leg a light squeeze, encouraging her to continue. "I could hear this rhythmic thumping coming from a corridor to my right, it was alluring in a way, almost hypnotic. Knowing I was the only one left I needed to decide if getting the job done was worth it, or if running away was a better idea. I know most of you guys would have wanted me to run and save myself, but I couldn't just let you all die for nothing, I just needed to figure out what I was going to do." Gunnar frowned deeper, knowing that's exactly what they'd want, and that's exactly what she'd do. And he hated it.

"I don't really remember how I got my hands free, I think I used a stalagmite, or something like that. But right as I broke my bonds one of the guys from before had entered the chamber. He was the one that had the sniper, and had killed you and Caesar." (Y/n)'s fingers moved to pick at a string on the hem of her shirt. "He started talking about the artifact we were there for, about how it had some effect on living things, made them bloodthirsty, dangerous. He didn't seem upset about it, or about what he'd done. He was smiling in fact, as if he were proud of his accomplishments. Fucking asshole." She hissed as she shook her head. "He just kept monologuing, and then these weird monkey looking things started attacking my legs. So I kicked the little bastards off, one of them tried jumping at me, but I caught it by the throat, and I just squeezed and just kept squeezing even after I'd felt it's neck break. I... I was so angry, so... Heartbroken." (Y/n) wiped her eyes as a new wave of tears threatened to spill.

"Something had happened then, and despite clearly being on the same team, the guy and that wolf were now at each other's throats. It was as if the violence I had caused, triggered something in everything around me and they all just started killing eachother." She swallowed thickly. "I took my chance and took off down the corridor I heard the thumping coming from. And the closer I got to it, the odder the corridor became. The floor had turned into a small stream, with sand, rocks, and everything. But the walls, the walls were the strangest thing. It was as if they were made of carved wax, intricate tribal designs carved all across the walls, which were shiny from a thin layer of it melting in the heat that was coming from further down the hall." She frowned as she tried in vain to understand. "When I reached the chamber the floor had eroded into a pit filled with fire, while a narrow path lead to the artifact. The artifact itself was just a small statue of some lost deity, but you could still feel it's power. It wasn't until I managed to tear my eyes away from the statue, that I realized you were all hanging from the ceiling. Even Toll, who was only a pair of legs by that point. I screamed and cried, and I realized that this thing couldn't leave the island, and neither could I." She chuckled bitterly.

"I never have had the nerve to ask Ross to teach me how to fly." She then shook her head before continuing. "I knew you had what I needed, because you were the only one crazy enough to carry c4 in your pocket for "emergencies". So I scaled the wall and ceiling, cussing and crying the entire time from how much it hurt my muscles and hands, until I reached you." Gunnar squeezed her leg again, and this time (Y/n) rest her head against his shoulder, sighing deeply as she did so. "You looked so peaceful, like you were only sleeping. I remember resting my forehead against yours, whispering about how I wasn't far behind. And after placing a kiss..." She hesitated, but the feeling of Gunnar leaning ever so slightly into her kept her talking. "Against your lips. I took what I would need, and made my way back down to the ground. I then planted the c4 and set up the detonator, when I was finished with that I sat on the ground beside the statue, looking up at all of you and whispering my apology for failing you all. And with one final look at you, I triggered the detonator." She sat upright from leaning against Gunnar. "Then I woke up, found you all okay and in good spirits. But I can't get those images out of my head, how real it all felt, how much it hurt to watch you die, and for what? For nothing." Gunnar stopped her rambling by taking a gentle hold of her head and turning her to him.

"That's never gonna happen." He assured her before closing the distance between them, kissing her tenderly despite wanting to pour all of his want into their first kiss. (Y/n) had jumped in surprise initially, but quickly melted into the kiss, having been harboring a crush on Gunnar for years now. Gunnar pulled away first, both of them still a little dazed from the kiss. "We're never going to a lost island, and we are never going to go retrieve some ancient artifact." (Y/n) smiled at his words, a content sigh passing her lips when he kissed her once more. This time when he pulled away he had a smile on his face. "And Barney is going to teach you how to fly that shitty plane of his." He added as he pulled her hands into his own, his thumbs tracing the backs of her hands as they simply gazed at eachother. "Whatever you say big guy." (Y/n) hummed softly, knowing he was true to his word, despite the almost playful look in his eyes. All was well in the world, because they were alive, he was alive. And now he was hers.

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Missing them today

(they aren't dead the franchise just screwed them over)

[rattythescientist]

I’m so happy to find out that expendables fandom exists, but it was perfect if I did that in my 15 years yeah, I felt a little lonely having only one person (hi, Nate!) to share my crazy thoughts with… But I don’t see much more slash content there, why isn’t anyone shipping Barney/Lee, they are obviously like good old friends (probably with some benefits), and what about Gunner and his little Chinese bro, who jokes about having family in Expendables 2? I saw Toll Road/Hale Caesar fic once, and it was fluff! Please let’s do some stuff about team relationships, even if it will contain some OOC 😭

p.s. sometimes Russian localisations are dumb, but in case of expendables the word «неудержимые» fitted amazing to the franchise, in my opinion - even better that the verbal translation of the word “expendables” that in Russian will sound like «пушечное мясо»?

I’m so bad at writing bilingual texts, so feel free to ask about Russian words if you’re not native! I love both languages for their specifics, I also love and speak German, why did this post turn into sincere confession, it was supposed to be shitpost omg

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Someone please for the love of god find me Dolph Lundgren smut!

Please, anything at this point… and of his characters, I’ll take whatever i can get!

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Request for Anonymous Gif Source: Gunner (Unknown)

Imagine being in a relationship with Gunner and he finds out that someone is stalking you and sending you threats

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“What is it (Y/N)?” He said surprising you, making  you spin around quickly and hiding the note you had been in the middle of reading behind your back.

“Gunner, you scared me.” You said trying to hide your nervousness as you tucked the note in your back pocket and then brought your hand around to your chest.

“Must have been something interesting, normally I can never sneak up on you.” He said and you knew how he was eyeing you and glancing toward your hip are that he had seen you try and hide the note. “If its…if you think you need to hide something from me I promise you, you don’t. I’ll be calm n matter what it is.” His voice held something dejected in it and you knew how hard he worked to not revert to his more deranged self at times. You didn’t like hiding this from him, but you were scared. Not of him, never of him, but what would happen if you voiced what was happening, almost like speaking about it would make it more real.

He moved to sit on the couch nearby and grabbed a steel water bottle, all patience as he waited for you to decide whether to tell him or not. You sighed shoulders slumping as you moved to sit next to him, pulling out the note and handing it to him as you sat on the couch, bringing your knees to your chest in an act to comfort yourself. You watched him closely as he read the letter and the threatening things it entailed. The details from your stalker had been getting more and more graphic as the weeks had dragged on and you knew he had gotten to the worse part when he crushed the bottle in his bare hand.

He took a minute after finishing the letter, letting out very deep controlled breaths before turning to you, and noticing the small ball you mad eof yourself pulled your smaller body not his lap. He wrapped his long arms around you and made you feel so safe for the first time since the letters had started coming as he whispered. “Don’t worry my little sötnos I will take care of this. We will. Together.”

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Does anyone do gunner jensen fanfics anymore 🥲 i need more...please

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The Mosley Review: Expendables 4

I believe we're all familiar with the term "too little, too late" correct? Well that's especially true for this installment of a dying now dead franchise. The first film was campy fun with a healthy amount of blood, guts and a promise that was to see the action legends of the past come together in a massive film. That promise was fulfilled and then we got a sequel that doubled down. The second film improved on everything the first film did and fulfilled the dream of seeing the big 3 action stars of the 80's together on screen gunning down goons in the most explosive and violent way possible. Then the franchise went completely off the rails with its PG-13 third entry. The franchise really lost its identity by trying to pander to the younger audience by watering down the best elements of the franchise and over crowding the film with the popular stars at the time. Now comes this entry that desperately tries to get back on track with it being the hyper violent action driven vehicle it started out as. Well, it got the violence part right but after that, we are treated to one of the dumbest, lackluster and uninteresting action films I've seen in quite some time. Not only are most of the action scenes so boring, the characters themselves are tired and should have retired along time ago. The novelty this franchise used to be have was all but drained from this sequel and I was so sad watching it happen.

Sylvester Stallone returns as Barney Ross and he still has the same charm as the character. He finally admits he's starting to get too old for his life style and is gone shortly after for most of the film. Jason Statham returns as his best friend Lee Christmas and he continues to be a fun character. The chemistry between them was the heart of the franchise and it continues here for the most part. Megan Fox joins the franchise as Lee's new girlfriend and CIA operator, Gina. Megan has done good work before, but this was by far her worst performance as she only is there for eye candy and delivering the worst onscreen chemistry I've ever seen between two "lovers". Randy Couture returns as Toll Road and he still does the same thing he's done since the first film. He delivers many random facts that somehow returns to him talking about his ear. Dolph Lundgren returns as Gunner Jensen and I still enjoy seeing his character go through many life changes. The character has shown real progress since his drunken days in the original and I liked that he has controlled that demon. Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson joins the team as Easy Day and he does his job. There really wasn't anything special about the character and he typically just fades into the background even when he's front and center. The great Tony Jaa joins the team as a former Expendable, Decha. There was a fun story that surrounded the character even though it was nothing you haven't seen before. I still enjoyed his presence on screen and when he gets to fighting, its still a joy to watch. Jacob Scipio joins as the son of former Expendable Galgo, Galan. He tries to capture that same energy that Antonio Banderas had in the previous film and that's basically it. Andy Garcia was all over the place as CIA Agent Marsh. He delivers his trademark charm in the beginning and the swings for the fences by the end of the film. He truly was having fun with the character and you could tell. The amazing Iko Uwais was the main protagonist of the film, Suarto Rahmat and what a waste. Sure he gets to show his amazing martial arts prowess, but that’s all. He wasn't menacing or even really that much of a threat once you get to the heart of his plot. He almost felt like a F1 racer stuck in the bus lane in a school pick up area. He never really got to open up against a worthy opponent.

The score by Guillaume Roussel was nothing special. It was a decent backing track to the action in the film and accents the few emotional moments in the film. The action in the film was somewhat decent, but truly lacked the joyous feel of playing with your favorite action figures the others had. It all felt cheaply made and even more so with over use of CGI for a franchise known for its practical stunts. The extreme close ups in the middle of all the fights truly showed the lack of skill in filming and design of action sequences. This film really knocked the genre back a few decades and I was sorely disappointed and bored. Honestly, if you have any curiosity in seeing this hopefully final chapter, don't waste your money and wait for streaming. This is undoubtedly one of the worst films of 2023. Let me know what you thought of the film or my review in the comments below. Thanks for reading!

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The Expendables 4: The Movie Is Coming With Brave Heroes

Summary

If you are fond of action films then get ready, we are going to tell you about a movie which is full of action. The name of the fourth sequel of the Expendables franchise is Expendables 4. You must have seen all its sequels till now. Let’s talk about this movie, and how the team of action heroes once again come together to save the world from bad guys.

Expendables 4 trailer

Expendables 4 cast

People who are dangerous to the world are part of this group. Every member in this group has his own distinct identity and danger. Let us talk about the brave and fearless people of this group who risk their lives to save people and these people are called when this work is not available to anyone else who has experience in this work.

Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Stallone, born in 1946, is an iconic actor, writer, and director. Rising from humble beginnings, he wrote and starred in “Rocky” (1976), launching his career to superstardom. Stallone’s portrayal of characters like Rocky Balboa and John Rambo made him a symbol of determination and resilience in Hollywood. Beyond acting, he directed and continued to inspire generations with his unwavering commitment to his craft.

Jason Statham

Jason Statham, whose name is Lee Christmas in this movie, is a knife expert and no one can escape his attack. Jason Statham, born in 1967, is a renowned English actor and former competitive diver. He’s best known for his roles in action-packed films like “Transporter” and “Crank” series, where his martial arts skills and charismatic presence shine. Statham’s tough-guy image and remarkable stunt work have made him a beloved figure in action cinema.

He has gushed about how much he loves The Expendables. “Working with Sylvester Stallone is beyond a pinch yourself moment,” he added of his co-star. I grew up watching his movies, and any man who enjoys action movies would never turn down the opportunity to be directed by him, to appear in one of his films, and to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with Sly. It’s fantastic. I’ll perform as many as he requests.

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Megan Fox

Megan Fox, whose name is Gina in the film, is a CIA agent and also plays Lee Christmas’s girlfriend.

Megan Fox, born in 1986, is an American actress and model. She gained fame with her role in the “Transformers” franchise, known for her striking beauty and charisma. Beyond her blockbuster appearances, Fox has showcased her acting prowess in films like “Jennifer’s Body.” With a career spanning both mainstream and independent cinema, she’s celebrated for her sultry appeal and acting versatility.

Dolph Lundgren

Dolph Lundgren, whose name is Gunner Jensen in the film.

Dolph Lundgren, born in 1957, is a Swedish actor, director, and martial artist. He’s famous for his imposing presence and roles in action films like “Rocky IV” as Ivan Drago and “Universal Soldier” as Andrew Scott. Lundgren’s academic background in engineering adds an intellectual dimension to his tough-guy image. His enduring career, physical prowess, and on-screen intensity have made him an enduring figure in action cinema.

Tony Jaa

Tony Jaa whose name is Decha in the film.

Tony Jaa, born in 1976, is a Thai martial artist and actor renowned for his exceptional skills in Muay Thai and martial arts. He gained international recognition for his roles in films like “Ong-Bak” and “The Protector,” where he performed breathtaking stunts and intricate fight choreography. Jaa’s dedication to traditional martial arts and his ability to execute complex action sequences have made him a prominent figure in the world of action cinema, inspiring martial arts enthusiasts worldwide.

Expendables 4 release date

This movie has been premiered in China on 15th September and its release date is different in every country. It will be released in the USA on 22nd September.

(***) The release dates of the movie in some countries are as follows:

ChinaSeptember 15, 2023

Philippines September- 20, 2023

United Arab Emirates- September 21, 2023

Brazil -September 21, 2023

Germany- September 21, 2023

Hong Kong- September 21, 2023

Israel- September 21, 2023

Italy- September 21, 2023

Kuwait- September 21, 2023

Portugal- September 21, 2023

Russia- September 21, 2023

Canada- September 22, 2023

Turkey- September 22, 2023

United States- September 22, 2023

Spain- September 29, 2023

Australia- October 5, 2023

France- October 11, 2023

Japan- January 12, 2024

Questions & Answers Related to The Expendables 4 Movie

Q.1- Who is the villain of The Expendables 4 movie?

Ans:- The villain of this film is Iko Uwais who is a martial artist.

Q.2- where to watch the Expendables 4?

Ans:- You can watch it in theaters as per the release date of your country.

Q.3- when is Expendables 4 going to be released?

Ans:- This movie has been premiered in China on 15th September and its release date is different in every country. It will be released in the USA on 22nd September.

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Imagine # 1,015

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Year posted - 2022

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"Seriously (Y/n), how the hell do you get any sleep at night?" Christmas asked before sipping his beer, the woman in question chuckled softly into her own drink. "He snores like a fucking bear." Ross added, making Gunner roll his eyes, despite the grin on his face. "Who said anything about sleeping?" Gunner mused suggestively, his hand beneath the table giving (Y/n)'s thigh a playful squeeze. "Didn't you say something about only lasting ten seconds?" Caesar taunted the Sweed, who scoffed angrily at him. "If Gunner only lasted ten seconds, then I would have time to work on my projects." (Y/n) cut in before winking to her lover. "But considering none of my projects have been touched in literal weeks, that is most definitely not the case. Seriously it's a wonder I can walk straight." (Y/n) snorted at the groans emitting from the others, and totally relishing in the smirk on Gunners face. "But to answer your question Christmas, I wear headphones to bed." Christmas and Ross both snorted in response to her words. "Otherwise I would have killed him ages ago." (Y/n) teased, before pecking Gunners pouting cheek. "I've been tempted a few times." Ross hummed before sipping his beer. "I don't snore that loud." Gunner huffed, now entirely fed up with the teasing. "You rattle the fucking walls." Caesar sassed, making everyone but (Y/n) and Gunnar laugh.

---Later at home---

"Do you really have to sleep with headphones because of me?" Gunner asked in a soft tone as he joined (Y/n) in bed. "Oh baby." (Y/n) sighed softly as she scooted closer to him, resting her head against his solid chest. "I don't wear them because of you honey, I've just always listened to music when I sleep, and I never wanted to bother you with it, so I wear my headphones." (Y/n) tilted her head up to look at him, smiling softly at the confusion in his eyes. "Why would your music ever bother me?" Gunner asked with a slight tilt of his head. "Well most people can't sleep with music playing." (Y/n) shrugged, tangling her fingers with Gunners larger ones. "Well I've slept through much worse Princess." He squeezed her hand a little. "So no headphones tonight?" He asked. "Are you sure Gun?" (Y/n) sat up to look into his eyes properly. "Yeah of course." He nodded his head. "And if your snoring starts to bother me?" (Y/n) asked playfully, snickering when Gunner rolled his eyes. "Then wake me up, so I can exhaust you to the point where you'll sleep through a hurricane." He sassed with a grin, pulling her more firmly against his body. "Oh really?" (Y/n) hummed as she turned to straddle Gunners hips. "On second thought, why don't I just exhaust you now?" Gunner mused with a grin, his eyes sparkling when (Y/n) not so subtlety grinded against him. "Maybe." She whispered with a smirk, giggling when Gunner kissed her hungrily.

*I personally have always slept with music playing, so I have to use headphones sometimes. Anyways Gunners snoring in the second movie, had me cackling all over again, and this little story blossomed from that. Hope you enjoyed! 💚

(Update : I realized I spelled his fucking name wrong again! Fuck I keep doing that! *Aggressively facepalms* Maybe one day I'll remember it's ar and not er.)

[deancoded-deangirl]

the episode with gunner lawless is so funny because they 1000% threw jensen in the ring and said, “go nuts!” and he lived out every single dream he’d ever had

[mydemonsdrivealimo]

Okay I have so many pirate questions, so here you go!

How would their outfits look like? I know Jensen is an icon when it comes to pulling off everything, but I have to know how his wardrobe looks like.

Best place they've pillaged and plundered from?

If Jensen's into music and merry making, has he ever composed some of his own sailing songs?

Who's the best at repairing ships?

Who's the best swordsman/gunner?

Every pirate crew has their own pirate code. What are some of their own unique rules they're required to follow?

How did Jensen join the crew? Was he a pickpocket who decided he wanted out from the iron-fisted monarchy and wanted to live off the land?

Best sea monsters they've ever fought?

Does Jensen ever lose an arm, an eye or leg in battle?

And finally, because it is a tradition, their best places to bury their treasures? (I know pirates don't actually bury their treasure and split the wealth up, but c'mon it is cool all right? To bury a large chest of stuff for safekeeping)

(bonus) what's Kenmore's ship called and do Tobias and Ethan get to live their captain-battling-captain dreams?

omfg mads ily tysm these are amazing

1. How would their outfits look like? I know Jensen is an icon when it comes to pulling off everything, but I have to know how his wardrobe looks like.

they would all look, of course, very typically pirate-y. lots of accessories and layers, little jewels and findings, etc etc. and yes, jensen would look amazing as per usual. i think hed keep it pretty simple but with a few leather holsters and plenty of pockets/pouches for little things he's stole found. hed have a vest over the typical poet shirt, a cross body holster with a connecting one around his waist, one around his thigh, and dark pants and boots. hed have plenty of jewelry, too

2. Best place they've pillaged and plundered from?

hmm idk about their Best one, i think naveen just had them hit a lot of smaller places and racked up treasure quietly until they had immense amounts of it. once jensen takes over, hes much more cunning about all of it, and makes a lot of big moves that gets them into the real treasure spots (again, idk what for sure, but definitely lots of the mythical places that you need specific materials for and such to access)

3. If Jensen's into music and merry making, has he ever composed some of his own sailing songs?

he has not!! i took sorta the same approach with him and medicine, where he more just fell into pirating. it definitely wasnt his plan, tbh he didnt really have one, but once he gets into it hes fully commited to it (ill explain more in question 7)

4. Who's the best at repairing ships?

raf, ofc

5. Who's the best swordsman/gunner?

jackie and jensen will argue over this for Days, but honestly jackie is a better gunner and jensen is a better swordsman. (and like,, i really think that jensen would be Damn good with a sword. def has a reputation for it)

6. Every pirate crew has their own pirate code. What are some of their own unique rules they're required to follow?

hmm this ones really hard to think of!! i think edens fury would be a well-established ship under naveens lead, fair to the crew, prisoners, etc but idk if theyd have any special rules for it. they use most of the rules on an as-need basis anyway, and anything special they just have to go through naveen first

7. How did Jensen join the crew? Was he a pickpocket who decided he wanted out from the iron-fisted monarchy and wanted to live off the land?

kinda!! he was definitely a pickpocket little shit (i imagine this is set much earlier, so the main group is around 18-20) and a general nuisance to the public. in this au, he and his mom stayed in colombia, and he got picked up right on the coast near the caribbean. his mom was tired of his bs and decided to tell him about his father (who had left when he was young). his dad was actually a pirate, and his mom, knowing jensen well enough, knew he would take the idea to heart. he was already working odd jobs with the blacksmiths in town, so he took it more seriously before hearing that edens fury was allegedly on its way in a few months

8. Best sea monsters they've ever fought?

okay i know its typical but omfg would i Love for them to take on the kraken or a hydra. i think a hydra would be especially interesting (different mythology ik ik but still)

9. Does Jensen ever lose an arm, an eye or leg in battle?

i dont plan for it to happen, no. he has plenty of scars and battle wounds, but i dont see him losing any limbs

10. And finally, because it is a tradition, their best places to bury their treasures? (I know pirates don't actually bury their treasure and split the wealth up, but c'mon it is cool all right? To bury a large chest of stuff for safekeeping)

yes asdfghjk i def get your point. theyd use some small hidden islands (probs in the south atlantic ocean) with some weird magical properties (think the fountain of youth in pirates of the caribbean)

11. (bonus) what's Kenmore's ship called and do Tobias and Ethan get to live their captain-battling-captain dreams?

probs just like,, the grand kenmore or something very typical. and yes, they absolutely do. its during the same battle where the siren attack happens

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Hariton Pushwagner's visual novel ‘Soft City’ (1969–1975)

The narrative of Soft City is deeply connected to traditional dystopian science fiction. "Astounding depictions of dystopian, alienating reiteration." While it evokes Fritz Lang’s Metropolis and the social division of Blade Runner, as well as the imagery of Hilberseimer’s Großstadt, the primary inspiration for Terje Brofos.

Silkscreen prints from the series 'One Day in the Life of the Mann Family', which arose from a lengthy visual/literary collaboration between Pushwagner and the author Axel Jensen. The series was printed by the screen printer Gunner Fredriksen in 1980.

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