#guy who

[eyeballsoup7310]

(Guy talking about hit experimental/self-described “evil jazz” musician to his friend) ahaha yeah dude, will would do that

[axellis]

i cant watch video games anymore

[evilkitten3]

concept: guy who keeps trying to guilt-trip people but keeps fucking it up by getting impatient and asking if they feel guilty yet

[angeldustanalog]

*guy who has never experienced happiness whilst not high looking at a beautiful sunset* getting some real cocaine vibes from this :0

[nerfherdingteleporter]

Guy who sighs and starts loudly complaining about how "everybody these days thinks that grooming is wrong" and "It's one of the oldest forms of social interaction and thousands of other social species do it" while everyone looks on in horror. It takes five minutes of questioning to figure out that he's talking about animals eating bugs off each other and humans brushing each other's hair, and he wasn't aware "grooming" meant anything else

[eclecticelectriceccentric]

guy who keysmashes in beautiful minor chords

[mossy-cake-zone]

Guy who says ‘ummmmm…. This is kind of a sticky situation..!’ after sex

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[omegasmileyface]

realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"

[codecicle]

Guys I'm so glad everyone loves hit JRWI campaign: The Suckening so much. 12 thousand notes on just a thumbnail that's so cool. Anyone think about emizel pussy-out post revival

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[eyeballsoup7310]

Guy who just got hit in the face with a box of tarot: aha. call that a deck of cards

[eridan-ampora]

baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet

[kaijuno]

WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl

[captainjonnitkessler]

>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

[justnoodlefishthings]

The way people demonize seagulls is actually unreal. Almost all of their natural habitat has been destroyed (almost all coastal areas have been developed, destroying natural sand dune ecosystems) and they're doing their best to adapt. They're literally just trying to survive. You're in their home. The vitriol some people have for these gorgeous sea birds just because they're not shy about snatching food if you're not cautious is insane