#h50 feels

[saviourkingslut]

yeah yeah opening a fic and "he would not fucking say that" but what about you open the fic and "he would fucking say that". what about that pure feeling of euphoria when it's exactly right the way you like it

[teruel-a-witch]

just mcdanno things: tenderly stroking his knuckles

[liar-or-lawyer]

[solaradastra]

"How'd you find me?"

"I'm a cop."

[alea-says]

Okay... I just watched the ep with Grace's accident in s9 and I have *so many feelings!*

So many.

So so many.

[agentbootyreportingforduty]

these two are literally the most girldad! shaped characters i’ve been ever seen in my life

[itwoodbeprefect]

i'm whispering this because i don't want to jinx it but. i think. maybe. i finished a fic

[ellena-asg]

Touch of death (h50 2x21 & NCIS LA 3x21 crossover episodes) and... Three times when Danny Williams felt like a suspect 😉

I. Steve is in Japan, Danny is in Steve's house, Chin comes and...

Don't look at Danny like that, Chin. And please, don't be too curious. Leave it, man. You just have to believe that he has a... a... um... a key. Cause he was crashing there, you know. And don't even try to ask what Danny means by "crashing" (there with Steve).

Danny: *Phew! He changed the topic, good. My alibi is strong*

Chin: *chuckling mentally*

II. Danny is calling Sam Hanna, he needs his help so he says "I'm detective Danny Williams from Five-0 blah blah blah" and then...

A friend of mine. A colleague. A Seal/cop guy who works with me in the same team. Non-stranger. Fellow human being... You know, um, McGarrett...

aka: What to call Steve so Sam won't think that Danny is head over heels in love with Steve.

Danny: *Phew! Good that I added "a colleague" word*

Sam: *trying not to laugh maniacally* *oh yeah, detective Williams, I know McGarrett but I didn't know that he's got a boyfriend* *winking mentally*

III. The Five-O/NCIS case is solved. Danny, Chin and NCIS team are at NCIS' HQ. They're joking and talking, they need some beer and shower blah blah blah. And then there's... this:

No, uh... You know, we left Kono there. She's alone. She can't fight with all Hawaiian crime alone, right? And Monkey misses me and um...

Danny: *Phew! My alibis are the best*

NCIS team: *Geez, it must be a Very Hot Date* *chuckling mentally*

Chin, also mentally: *Hot date? Not yet! But he desperately needs to be in Hawaii as soon as possible. Cause, you know guys, his future(?) boyfriend Steve McGarrett is in Japan and Danny needs to be in Hawaii to wait for him! And you know, there is a lady, Catherine, she, huh, she's often around Danny's boyfriend when Danny isn't there so you know... DANNY REALLY NEEDS TO COME BACK*

[mrs-jamesbbarnes]

I’m a Steve McGarrett girl except for when Eddie McGarrett is in the scene. Then I’m an Eddie girl. I only have eyes for that dog.

I love him so much.

[lerr-writes-fic]

hawaii five-0 is not a show. it is a gay fever dream.

[teruel-a-witch]

au: Danny said him going on a beach date with Steve had a snowball's chance in hell and then it started snowing, Danny doesn't know how Steve did it but he is impressed.

[five-wow]

in looking up something completely different i got sidetracked and started reading the h50 wikia page on danny, and under the big header "relationships" obviously the very first subheader is steve mcgarrett, but it is also... the only subheader. which is likely due to a sort of permanent under construction status for this specific wikia rather than any conscious choice, but i do enjoy the way it implies that danny's relationship with steve is SO special that nobody even bothered writing about any of the other ones.

so then there's a couple of general paragraphs about them, followed by this, with literally one single bullet point for no reason:

and aside from the delicious little bit of irony in using, of all possible typographical symbols, a bullet point to talk about emergencies in these guys' lives, i can't help but read this as, well.

and they were emergency contacts. oh my god, they were emergency contacts.

[sojourner-between-worlds]

Continuity errors really are the bane of any long-running tv series huh

[alea-says]

[redgoldblue]

[”Book ‘im, Danno” “What did I tell you about that?”] [”I’m just saying, Boo-Boo-” “Boo-Boo??”]