#haffie

[deepdonutkid]

I discovered people in the fandom complaining about how unrealistic Haffie is. Well, yeah, I kinda agree with that. The canon book characters don't go that well together, but I can imagine two scenarios, where I could picture them together:

Fuckbuddies- duuuuuh, Haymitch is so unfitting for a relationship in almost every aspect, but he still has some game. Everytime he is in the Capitol for some business or Effie is in D12 they spend some time together, mainly because they are bored. But it would be interesting, to get some one sided jealosy in the mix.

And this is a bit of a far strech but hang in there...An AU where Effie tries to stay in D12 permanently after Katniss, Peeta and Haymitch come back home, because she feels like she isn't welcomed in the Capitol anymore. She was part of the Games, most of the escorts, beauty teams and stylists have been killed, and now she is one of the few people left. Effie notices strange looks from every corner and decides she can't take it anymore. So, she goes to the people who she thinks, actually liked her for herself. After her arrival, she knocks at Haymitch's door and asks him, if she could stay a while. A few days later, Haymitch asks her, when she will go back again, she declines and explains why. Haymitch says: "Well, it won't be easy making a life here" and Effie says: "Teach me then" and after that it's basically like a 2000 feel-good teen movie, where the rich posh girl is moved to the country side and at first she hates every second of it, but while the romance progresses, she admits to herself, she likes it in a way she never expected. And the main concept of this story would be comedy, sweet simple slice of life comedy with just a pinch of romance, because we don't wanna overdo it. Write at 2am for about three hours and we are good to go... E Voilá a mouth-watering Haffie story!

Just imagine Effie trying to help Haymitch with his geese, while Peeta and Katniss are watching from their kitchen window and decide: "Well, that's definitely not our problem."

Or there is no hot water yet and Effie demanding a bath after a long day of work. So Haymitch and her keep filling up his tub with warm water from the stove. Once it's done, Effie undresses herself and gets in the tub. She is finally relaxing and... Haymitch comes in, wearing just a towel and wants to join in, just to prank her.

"Well, sweetheart, what did you thought... I would put in all this work just for you?", he asked her, rubbing his stubbly chin with dirt-covered fingers. She- still wrapped in her arms for protection from his keen looks- retorted: "Actually... yes." But she couldn't interpret his reaction. Haymitch was shaking his head as the smile on his lips turned into a grin and then into a big laughter. "You expect me to", he started and had to pause right then, because he couldn't contain himself. "You expect me to bath in your cold water." His voice was much colder now, since he stopped laughing. It was almost unsettingly calm now. Effie didn't know where to look. She gulped just thinking about him standing there half naked. Usually, she liked being seen. That's why she joined the Games as an escort. In a family of six, with four sisters, she was rarely noticed. Overlooked, most of the time. And while she was there on stage in her meticulously composed outfits, she was adore and admired by the masses. But that didn't last. Now, every pair of eyes set on her, was one pair too much. Especially his. His grey eyes pierced her soul and shattered her like she was glass. She blinked and looked up to him. "I thought, you were being nice. I really tried my best today and I already had such a hard time setting in." "A lots of Is in there... I thought, I tried, I had. Don't you think you're being a bit self-centered here? Since you came to me and asked me for help, I assumed you changed. Guess I was wrong about that." He was already at the doorstep, when Effie called for him. "Wait, Haymitch... I'm sorry. Please come back, I'm sure we find a way to share this tub." With a grin he turned around, rolling his eyes. "For a second, I believed you left me hanging." The towel flew down from his hips. A whince left Effie's mouth. She didn't know where to look, but only realized she kept staring, when Haymitch scoffed: "My eyes are up here, darling."

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Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, The Hunger Games (Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Haymitch Abernathy/Effie Trinket, Original Female Character(s)/Original Male Character(s), Katniss Everdeen/Peeta Mellark, Beetee Latier/Wiress, Haymitch Abernathy & Katniss Everdeen, Katniss Everdeen & Effie Trinket, Haymitch Abernathy & Peeta Mellark, Peeta Mellark & Effie Trinket, Haymitch Abernathy & Original Female Character(s), Effie Trinket & Original Female Character(s), Annie Cresta/Finnick Odair Characters: Haymitch Abernathy, Effie Trinket, Original Female Character(s), Katniss Everdeen, Peeta Mellark, Original Male Character(s), Beetee Latier, Wiress (Hunger Games), Finnick Odair, Annie Cresta, Johanna Mason, Seneca Crane, Cinna (Hunger Games) Additional Tags: Jealous Haymitch Abernathy, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Fluff and Angst, 75th Hunger Games, Haymitch Abernathy in the 75th Hunger Games, Seneca Crane in a bad man, Haymitch and Effie’s daughter, The Capitol would, Light Angst, Humor, District 12 (Hunger Games), we hate Coryolanus Snow in this household, Jealousy, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Implied/Referenced Torture, Cross-Posted on Wattpad, Cross-Posted on FanFiction.Net, Cross-Posted on Tumblr Summary:

For years Effie Trinket in seen with a little girl by the name of Lee, she was supposedly her apprentice, supposedly. When the 3rd Quarter Quell (The Victor Quell) in announced, an extra tribute in pulled for District 12. And with the extra tribute comes an extra threat, a new “Mutt” that’s been a decade in the making.

The first chapters are in the POV of other characters to add background on Lee and who she is.

[craigslisthorses]

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[sonicfangamebot]

'HAFFY DX' (2022) by Smedis2 (Original Game) In the cockpit of this machine of mass destruction, Keith must fight back the mysterious and strange forces that are devastating the planet. https://www.sonicfangameshq.com/forums/showcase/haffy-dx.1463/

[neon-catarina]

This is a art request from my IRL friend! If anyone else wants to ask me to draw an OC I'll gladly accept! But for now, have this little drawing :D

[twracehorse]

Tmw you’re so used to your horses being sad that you keep crashing into everything by being too speedy...

[glitterjazz]

Shout-out to Haffi Haff, the man Iceland COULD have sent. He truly understood the assignment 😔

[redteawitch]

New spoopy just dropped

[xavierradioug]

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[9misoundsystem]

Iron Dubz ft Mr Williamz - Haffi Bun

[haffiruff]

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[everythingnoahsebastian]

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