#hahaa robot

[puppyspider]

roboemmet

[apricustar]

just wanted to come on here quickly to tell the anons in my inbox that i’m not ignoring you!! i promise!! im in my final couple weeks of completing my degree and i have been in the TRENCHES!! tumblr is usually my silly fun time but i have had 0??? silly fun time??? which has been HORRRRIBLE

[hienous-desires]

im gonna talk about destroya by mcr because OUAGHGHHHH im so pissed it got turned into "haha funny moaning song" ITS NOT JUST MOANING MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!! ITS ABOUT THE ANCIENT FUCKING ROBOT IN THE DESERT WHERE THE KILLJOYS AWAIT FOR IT TO ARISE FROM IT'S SLUMBER AND FREE THEM ALL FROM BATTERY CITY THE CORRUPTEDNESS!!!!! ITS ABOUT CHANGING YOUR FUTURE!!!!! THERES DUCT TAPE SCARS ON MY HONEY!!!! (cut to that one video of gerard way gesturing to his chest as he said that lyric) IT'S SO UNDER APPRECIATED!!

yes there's excessive moaning in it and supposed to be hahaa funnieee but SHUT!!!! it's about things your FATUOUS brain will NEVER understand because of your feebleminded WAYS

[quadriple-phighters]

so like. i made a list of how likely the phighters would react if they got pissed at someone

Sword - "Dude. Just leave at this point. I'm already done with your pointless behaviour." [4/10, wouldn't see him as the type to shout curses unlike the next phighter]

Rocket - "I SAID. DIE YOU STUPID INPHERNAL OF A BITCH! YOU DESERVE TO ROT IN THE DEPTHS OF FUCKING BANLANDS ASSHOLE!" loud explosions can be heard from the location [10/10. no elaboration needed.]

Slingshot - "I'm done with your fucking bullshit, lady. Do you want your iced coffee, or do you have a wish to get blacklisted from this cafe." [7/10, would definitely cuss at a customer when he's had enough]

Skateboard - "I'm going to run you over on my skateboard over and over if you keep doing this you little shit." [7/10, would actually do that]

Medkit - "…just go already. I'm already done." [2/10, he's depressed and moody]

Ban Hammer - "I'LL SEND YOU TO BANLANDS RIGHT HERE AND NOW!" [9/10. he's the warden of banlands im pretty sure]

Boombox - "Hahaa…! Nice joke, buddy! Nice joke." [3/10, he seems too chill to get extremely upset]

Subspace - "DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT! I'LL HAVE YOU RESPAWNING OVER AND OVER UNTIL YOU'RE SICK OF IT!" you can hear a tripmine go off [10/10. kind of also no elaboration needed]

Vine Staff - "…I'm out." [1/10, would probably be neutral, its rare you see a screaming vinestaff]

Shuriken - "I'm going to have a shuriken hanging inches above your head when you're asleep and strike when you're awake." [8/10, it seems likely for him to do that]

Hyperlaser - "I'll see you in Hell." EXPLOSION NOISES AS THE TARGET GETS ABSOLUTELY DEMOLISED [6/10. would vaporize the target in an instant.]

Katana - "…" target gets sliced to itty bits of pieces [5/10, will murder the target without hesitation]

Scythe - "Yer startin' to get on my nerves! How 'bout we remove yer life subscription?" [8/10. will murder the target but not without a little mockery]

Coil - "Ohh you are so fucking dead asshole." [7/10, curses the target before murdering them]

you can like. correct me if theres some mistakes on one of them im still not that sure on personalities [biograft isnt included bc thats a robot]

[radioisntdead]

Psst

Since we have a hat gremlin- what about other hat wearing Characters?

Sir pent., husker, Lucifer... SUSAN (angel wore a hat one time and so didnt vaggie- do they count?) and Valentino?

My only note is that if Valentino has one it is the equivalent to the most angry lil devil that bites his bald ass head like a rabid flea.

Good evening my dear! I GOT THIS ASK IN THE MORNING AND I KID YOU NOT IT HAS BEEN ON MY BRAIN SINCE. Switching between third person and referring to the reader as you

I'm thinking Sir Pentious's hat creature is like a little lizard, like the gecko lizard that tries to sell you car insurance but instead of car insurance it's just insurance, for what you ask? No idea it's probably a scam don't buy anything from hat lizard, Lil' hat lizard likes to take out with Sir Pentious's hat when he's sleeping, freaks out the eggy Bois, hat gecko totally tries to be a wingman and set him up with Cherri bomb! They are the best winggecko

Huskers hat creature is SMALL, they like the warmth from his fur, you take a lil' nappy nap, snoozy time, when he was a overlord they would help him win casino games, how you ask? I don't know, I don't know how it works but probably by stealing cards or something, his hat creature is probably drunk off their rockers too! Probably chill in cups when not in the hat.

Lucifers hat creature is a duck, 100% a regular duck, a duck that likes to vibe in a hat, that's all I got, the hat quacks. [Lilith gave you to him before leaving.] He likes to show you off to Charlie and the other sins "LOOK AT MY DUCK! THEY REALLY LIKE MY HAT HAhaA"

ANGEL'S CRIME HAT, his lil hat creature is just a lil' guy! He treats em' like a second child [the first is fat nuggets obviously] takes you out of the hat to dress you up, you probably ride fat nuggets like a horse when out of the hat, crime hat creature is totally small enough for that,

I despise Valentino so the bastard is, as per usual dying.

[Warning for mild implied suicide, it's not in depth but It's implied, just a sentence not the reader or the grapist.]

He doesn't have a hat gremlin he has a hat cursed demon leech.

Cursed leech wasn't always cursed, they originally clinged to one of Valentino's victims who ran out during extermination day and you can guess what fate they met.

You, the little hat thing wanted revenge for your fallen friend and so you exited the hat you were originally attached to and infested Valentino's.

Valentino has a constant headache because you bite, sharp teeth piercing his skin, he can't take the hat off because you latch on like a leech, you probably have some diseases that transfer to Valentino so he has to go to the doctors often.

Hat leech will eventually lead to Valentino's permanent death and only then will they be satisfied in taking revenge for their fallen friend, they will exit Valentino's hat and return to the one they left, maybe they'll move on to someone else and be their friend but until then they're on their own.

Vaggie doesn't have a hat gremlin, she has a BOW gremlin, allegedly came from heaven, you are the bow itself. Unraveling to be a bow creature that helps taking people out.

Bonus for Vox because he has a hat right? Or am I delusional we'll find out.

Lil robot creature, totally doubles as a spy, vox's hat is sometimes seen around the hotel stalking Alastor.

SUSAN MY BELOVED OLD GRUMPY LADY, I gotta write for her again soon!

Her hat creature is just like her! Old! her hat will rise up for a moment curse someone out before shrinking back down, similar to Rosie's gremlin, maybe they're related? They probably get into fights, the folks of cannibal town just see Susan's hat and Rosie's hat going at it, dueling probably with weapons I can see them using guns or sticks, sharp sticks,

Susan likes her hat creature, treats em' like a pet and feeds them sinners.

DOODLES TIME, I can't draw anyone's hats for the life of me.

My handwriting sucks but we don't talk about that

[werebutch]

HAI!!!! HOW WAS YOUR CHRIMMY .. I HOPED IT WAS GOOD!!! :DD I got an axe (that is also a window breaker, knife, and compass and probably more but im fucking stupid), a wolf knife, BASS SKULLCANDY HEADPHONES THAT ARE LITERALLY INSANE, a robot dog LOL, a book about wolves, a mimecraft goat plush, a three days grace shirt, THE WITCHER FOR SWITCH and finally (well I can't remember rn) a vibrator that is a hammer because it made me laugh once and bjørn thought it was too good. HAHAA. and I went to a family Christmas FOR THE FIRST TIME AND IT WAS SO NICE I MET HIS FAMILY AND FELT SOO INCLUDED..T_T I love other rednecks. BAHAHA. <3 look they're in love. (Their son in the center) HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD DAY I LOVE YOU!!!!

Hi bex don’t worry it did send:) YAY!!!!!!! So glad to hear from u ilysm hiiiii wow that sounds so awesome ^__^ THATS SO FUCKING COOL… you got so much cool stuff this year omfg?!?!!seriously.. THATS SO COOL DAWGGG… love the hammer omfg all of these things are so u HAHAH.. HIS as in bjorn or his as in one of ur emo bitches?LMAO THAT SOUNDS SO NICE.. I’m so glad you got to have a good xmas sorry I’m like so happy for u I just don’t even know what to say LOLLLL.. wow that’s a whole family pic so beautiful ♥️♥️ you have to tell me specifically what headphones cuz..omfg.. I want to see how much $…. LOL

My Christmas was pretty nice on Xmas eve we went to my bff’s family’s huuuuge party I had a couple drinks but I did not feel it so that was a little sad cuz I hate alcohol so I drank it for NOTHING!!!!!!BAHAHAH BUT it was fun 😁 they had some really good food.. it was really funny cuz my bff still calls me this random nickname from my animal jam days so I fully had his family members calling me that since that’s all he told them.. so bizarre and funny to hear out loud LOL.

Xmas day my BFFs family got me some stuff but they don’t really know what I like soooHAHA but it’s cute!! I like the bread sponges.. also gave me a couple little things of vodka and rum LOL but yes.. we played a bunch of games and mtg which he’s super into now.. and mostly just chilled out!!! Having a lot of good food lately as well :)

Me and my family had xmas before I left so I will show u my stuff when I get home.. apparently all of it didn’t arrive in time so I will have more when I get back lol^__^

[podcastingpineapple]

Full on spoilers and yelling about Palisade 25:

41:40

AAAAAGHH IT'S THEM IT'S THEM IT'S THEEEEMMM

I am LOOSING MY SHiT

(Hahaa, i knew it the SECOND they showed up)

45:00

I aM SCREAMING A U S TI N YOU CANNOT SIMPLY SAY "AH YES MISERI AND ROUTINE HAVE CHEMISTRY" WHEN COR IS RIGHT. THERE.

....alright Miseri can have two partners, i retract my statement

1:20:00

The Divine Authority...... A person hooked up to a machine..........

1:33:00

aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAGHH!!!!!! AAAAHHHH!!!!!

FigURE!!!! GURRR!!!! I AM CRYI N G

1:50:00

"Phrygian is a plane that is crashing."

Ouuuughhhh

2:26:00

I did it! I did not cry! I survived! Oh no! There are 20 more minutes left!

2:32:00

Branched Man... yall laughing. Phryg is post-divine, post-human, post-robot and yall laughing.

2:39:00

*screaming* SURPRISE AUSTIN WALKER POETRY EVENT! FULL CRYING OVER HERE, THEY ARE PLANNING THEY ARE MOVING

[suiciderape]

𝖏𝖚𝖑𝖎𝖊𝖙𝖘 𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖔𝖑 𝖉𝖔𝖊𝖘 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖜𝖎𝖓 𝖗𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖔 𝖎𝖘 𝖆𝖓 𝖋𝖚𝖈𝖐𝖎𝖓 𝖇𝖎𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 boring! literally ew! suck a fuck bitch babe what are we gonna do ew! ewww ok so i have zero to little patience for chanhee twin brother but i am juliet too not! im romeo & juliet hahaa oh suck a fuck ew! u guys are mean fr fr fr fr fr ew stay away from me nah what do u want? ur ipgone ew! suck a fuck birch i domr want to duxk bitches? ur in my fucking house? bitch! why what? hell nah! ew ewww what what!!! dieAaa kys u have to hahahaha ok so i have zero patience rn so back up nigga rn! die die die die die die die ok no surf! no! she did choose surf! and chanhee hes an eboy nah who are u? chanhee *pop* me nah ok die what die get off my back ok so go die now i want to c hat juliet romeo roro eww sos ok go home how about we end tweet nah its a long one loke kill nah nah nah die die sie sos sos sos sos sos sos sos sos die die die dje die die die sos roro romeo eterni nigger im asian now yes what i likee no not rn no memories roro mummy robot egyptian robo godess ewww ok hii ily2 come baxk

how ofreen 24hrs good yes ok sos ok surf! nah keeho they dont yet

[lloyuhi]

Hello Mai!!! Sorry for the late feedback, I just came back to my blog and I saw your reply. I see your ask box is closed so may I send feedback in reblog this? About the first kiss between me and my wife, I think part of her looking strees was because maybe my reaction wouldn't show on my face or my words 😄 because I'm a pretty reserved person, don't know how to react and get flustered in some situations like that, I would look like a robot, so I think it resonated with me. About what was going through their head when they first kaid their eyes on me, hahaa wow I have to say I was quite surprised because the message she loved me at first sight because repeated it in some other readings, and I think it really resonated and I'm glad that.

Thank you so much for the reading. Have a nice day bae~

Hello! May I get on your game? I choose are my first kiss with my future spouse and what was going through their head the first time they laid their eyes on me? (I'm P ♒️ ). I'm a woman and I'm interested in women. Assumptions about you are a cat lover and a romantic person. Thank youuu.

𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙨 - 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 ： 𝖼𝗅𝗈𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗇𝗈𝗐 | 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 ： 𝖼𝗅𝗈𝗌𝖾𝖽

ᝰ.ᐟ Hello! Both of your assumptions are correct! (I have a cat but I’m more of a dog person). Thank you for participating, here’s your reading. Enjoy!

your first kiss with your future spouse

⌗ I feel like this you’ll both be satisfied with how it all turned out. „Totally worth it” is what I have just heard so maybe before the kiss your future spouse won’t be too sure about this but in the end they’ll just give in and do it. The only thing that will stress them out is how you will react, will you feel the same way? Will you be happy or disappointed? This will definitely happen when you’re alone maybe somewhere outside, I’m hearing water so you both might go for a walk late at night by the beach.

what was going through their head when they first kaid their eyes on you

⌗ They’ll be absolutely starstruck, like they will be absolutely head over heels (love at first sight for sure). It’s just the way you look, the way you move that makes them feel something. Your future spouse might notice that you went through some tough times but they’ll see the beauty in that and you. They’ll chase after you but will try to be cool about it and try to act all natural lmaoo.

feedback is mandatory ᡣ𐭩

[nonagalleryart]

Bucket List #237 - Take Part In Robot Wars 

My controller may have only had one button, but it was the button that made the axe stab things, therefore it was the most important of all the buttons!

[pizzaplex-stargazer]

Do you enjoy the funky celestial themed robots?? Do you want to dress up as them, perhaps for Halloween?? Do you want someone else to do that drawing for you because getting art is so much fun??!! Then do I have great news for you!!!! Spooky season is my fav season, so I’m gonna be doing icon commissions on kofi!! :D There’s only 5 slots to start, since I’m not sure if I’ll get overwhelmed or not hahaa

[zepskies]

This or That

Hahaa very fun!

@ghostslillady thanks for the tag! Though you've never had waffles or pancakes?? 😱 Girl, get you to a Waffle House. 😂💜

Barbie or Oppenheimer (both) || ketchup or mustard (both) || crinkled fries or curly fries || robots or dinosaurs || silly hats or silly socks || Spring or autumn || Harry potter or lord of the rings || vacation or staycation || day or night || board games or video games (both) || books or movies (both!!!) || milkshake or iced coffee || waffles or pancakes || chocolate or candy || beach or pool || laundry or dishes || take-out or dine-out || fantasy or sci-fi (both!!!) || lays or pringles.

No pressure tags: @thatonewriter15 @kaleldobrev @deansbbyx @waywardxwords @wayward-dreamer @roseblue373 @spnexploration and whoever else wants to join in!

this or that

Barbie or Oppenheimer (neither cause i haven’t watched either) // ketchup or mustard (both)// crinkled fries or curly fries // robots or dinosaurs // silly hats or silly socks // spring or autumn // Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings // vacation or staycation // day or night // board games or video games // books or movies // milkshake or iced coffee // waffles or pancakes // chocolate or candy // beach or pool // laundry or dishes // take-out or dine-out // fantasy or sci-fi // lays or Pringles

was tagged by @cssndra-cain <3

tagging: @simonxriley @fettboba @romancedeldiablo @riewritten @queennymeria of course no pressure, if you want to do it!!

[that-uno-friend]

im trying to come up with some designs for the amogustale au but i am struggling cause i am not that great at drawing sci-fi stuff hahaa

but i did draw mettaton and alphys (verry rough sketch sorry)

mettaton would have been built to do repairs on the outside of the ship instead of for entertainment.

also his boots are very chonky cause they have big magnets in them to stick to the ship.

he probably gets destracted while doing repairs outside and ends up posing infront of the ships censors.

mettaton's body was a solo project that alphys did so nobody else knows he's actually a ghost.

gaster probably complains about how ineffective he is, especially for a robot designed to do outside repairs.

[the-peak-of-despair]

Mastermind! Chihiro Fujisaki - The Sixth Trial

This wasn’t exactly an old request, just a suggestion to write whatever I felt like. And I love mastermind AUs so fucking much, please, flood my inbox asking about them, I just wanna talk about our lord and savior mastermind chihiro - Mod Akane

“And that would mean..” Makoto begins, the realization striking him as he turns to Chihiro, staring fearfully back at him. “Y-You’re the mastermind, Chihiro!” 

There’s doubt in his voice. He doesn’t want to believe it. His friend, who’d opened up to him, who shares his deepest secrets, in his most vulnerable state… he’d orchestrated all of this? From the outside, he looked like he would burst into tears if he killed a bee. Suppose that’s the trick behind it…

“C-Chihiro..? I-It was you..?” Asahina stutters, looking at him horrified.

“I-I-” Chihiro begins to stutter. He looks like he’s on the verge of bursting into tears. No one in the courtroom believes this claim, how could they? But the evidence was stacked against him.. 

It’s before anyone can argue that Chihiro snaps into an entirely new persona, and the tears are gone. “Yep! That’s me! I’m the mastermind!” 

Everyone takes a step back. Chihiro’s face contorted in a way no one had ever imagined. In an instant, his entire personality changed. His tears evaporated into thin air and despair seemed to wash over his face, seeping down to his very core as his eyes lost all sign of true emotion.

“Gosh, you’re so smart, Makoto!” Chihiro says, clapping his hands like a child. “I can’t believe you found me out!” 

“No. There’s simply no way this is possible.” Byakuya interrupts, crossing his arms. “Chihiro, stop playing games. There’s no way you are the mastermind.”

“Oh no, I really am!” Chihiro smiles. With a snap of his fingers, Monokuma shut down, almost like he was playing dead where he stood on the ground. Chihiro left his podium and approached the robot, standing next to it and humming while he examined it.

..And then, in a sudden instant, he slammed his foot into the robot, kicking it as hard as he could. Monokuma flew into a distant wall, shattering into a million black and white pieces as Chihiro didn’t even blink. Everyone in the courtroom drew back, even Byakuya and Kirigri, unable to hide their shock.

“H-Holy shit!” Yashuiro screams in fear as Chihiro turns back towards the circle of survivors. The room begins to fill with smoke, making most people cough and wave it away from their faces. In a second, it clears, revealing Chihiro in a new outfit, with a Monokuma-esq color palette to boot.

“Da-dun-dun! That’s right, the mastermind all along was Chihiro Fujisaki!” He smiles wildly, throwing his arms out in a grand gesture. Standing between Asahina and Yashuiro at his new podium, he seems so small, but he’s so.. Terrifying. The sudden switch in personalities shook everyone to the very core.

“This doesn’t make sense..” Kirigiri mutters. “How could you control Monokuma and almost never leave our sight?” 

Chihiro backs up until he’s sat on top of the ‘throne’ Monokuma used to always sit on top of. He crosses his legs and leans back, getting comfortable in his seat above everyone else. “Pfffffffft! He’s an AI, come on Kirigiri, aren’t you smarter than this?” Chihiro mocks Kirigiri. “I’ve been living under your noses as the Ultimate Programmer, Monokuma wasn’t even my best work!” 

“That doesn’t make sense. His movements and conversations with us.. They’re nothing like any AI I’ve ever seen.” Byakuya argues.

“Clean your glasses, Byakuya! Didn’t you see Alter Ego?” Chihiro poses the question as he sits up and leans over the arm of his chair towards Byakuya. “They’re all easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy!~ I’ve got an iron grip on the technology production from here to Towa City!”

“Speaking of Alter Ego..” Kirgiri interrupts, halting Byakuya’s personal slander. “What was the point of presenting him to us?” 

Chihiro lets out a giggle. “Yeaah, Alter Ego was a bit of a mistake on my part! You weren’t supposed to find it. But since you did I thought it wouldn’t hurt to spin you in the wrong direction a bit!” 

“And his execution?”

“Oh, that was Monokuma’s decision! Spur of the moment thing. I didn’t really mind, it was collateral damage!” Chihiro shrugs. “Collateral damage.. Kinda like Mondo and Kiyotaka!” He smiles, and as he watches everyone in the room come to a full stop before looking at Chihiro with disgust.

“C-Collateral d-damage..?” Makoto stutters. “T-Those were our friends, Chihiro! What the.. What the hell!? They were your friends!”

“Huh, were they?” Chihiro asks sarcastically, tapping a finger to his chin. “Huh. If they were, I just used them!” 

“Y-You what…?” Asahina stutters.

“I used them! I mean, Mondo and Taka were like a package deal! I needed Mondo to make me stronger, and Taka only played by my rules! Let me tell you, it was s-”

“S-Shut up!” Makoto interrupts Chihiro, who perks up, interested in his sudden boldness. “W-We still need to talk about what happened in the last trial!”

“Oooh, you mean where I killed Sakura and framed Toko ‘cus I got bored? What’s there to talk about?” Chihiro asks, excited. “...Aha, did I let that slip?” 

“R-Repeat that.” Asahina suddenly becomes cold, her fists balled tight at her sides. 

“I’m sure you heard me, Asahina!” Chihiro smiles, standing from his throne and once again approaching the podium. “I killed Sakua and framed Toko!”

Asahina begins to breathe heavy, doing  everything in her power to contain her anger as Chihiro continues to talk. “I mean, really, do you think Toko could actually kill Sakura? I don’t even think her wacky double-personality could’ve taken her down! So I worked a bit of magic, aaand..!”

“SHUT THE HELL UP!” Asahina screams, slamming her hands on her podium. “Y-You- You bastard! What the fuck is wrong with you Chihiro?!” She screams, turning and grabbing him by the collar, dragging him close to her face, so close that his feet barely grazed the ground. “I- You fucking killed her! Y-You killed Sakura! I-I- I loved her, you...you..!”

Chihiro doesn’t even look phased as Asahina spits venom in his face. “Hey, Hina! You remember what happened to Junko? Right?” He grins sadistically as the fear begins to strike Asahina, who drops him and takes a step back. 

There’s a familiar whirring noise, and out of nowhere there's a spear that shoots from the middle of the room towards Asahina, almost identical to what happened to Junko. Asahina flinches and draws back violently, forcing the spear to only grace her cheek before slamming into the wall behind her. She opens her eyes, breathing heavy with fear as she held her hand to her cheek. “O-Oh my god..”  

“Gah, I missed!” Chihiro pouts. “I need to get better at shooting games.” 

“G-Games?! Y-You could’ve killed me!” Asahina yells, still holding a hand to her cheek. 

“That’s the fun in it!” Chihiro grins. Once upon a time, this was a wide, innocent grin. Now, it was nothing but evil. Full of despair and agony. And that’s probably exactly what Chihiro wanted. 

Makoto could only wonder- what could possibly push this poor boy to the breaking point..?

If you looked close enough, the answer was laid out in plain sight. 

“Well!” Chihiro claps his hands. “What is there to talk about now? Surely the trial won’t come to a close so easily!” Chihiro scans the room, taking in every facial expression of pure disgust and pain around him. 

“Why..? Why did you do all this?” Makoto asks, basically gripping his podium for dear life. He couldn’t just take all of this in easily. One of his best friends, through this entire hellhole, a person he’d protected with his fucking life and would follow into battle blindly… he was the mastermind? Chihiro, a boy who no one would suspect, he was pulling the strings, he’d orchestrated every death, he’d warped Hope’s Peak into a place of despair..? 

He recalls the moment in the bathhouse when he told Kirigiri: “I’d follow you into battle if I had to!” 

And her response.. “Not such a wise choice, is it?”

Chihiro’s face falls. “Do you know what it’s like, Makoto..?” His tone changes, it’s low and unlike anything anyone had heard from Chihiro before. “To be bullied, every single day, pummeled into the fucking dirt?!” Despair overwhelms his entire face, but he starts to laugh.. “Every.. Goddamn day! Until the point where you.. Hahaa.. You’ve gotta change your whole identity, just to be safe!”  

“Chihiro.. I-” Yasuhiro looks like he’s about to set a hand on his shoulder. Forgetting for just a moment that this was a boy who’d killed his friends, and possibly even thousands, just remembering that once upon a time they were friends.  

Chihiro smacks his hand away with alarming strength, still laughing all as tears gather in his eyes. “NO!” He screams, almost like it was a reflex. “I don’t need.. Ahahaha.. I don’t need anyone’s help anymore! That despair..it only.. It only made me stronger! AhahaAHAHAHA! A-And I- I’ve basked this entire world in despair!” Chihiro hugs himself, breaking into boisterous, manic laughter. 

“What do you mean, the entire world?” Byakuya asks, seemingly unphased by Chihiro’s manic breakdown. Of course, Byakuya wasn’t ever ‘friends’ with the boy… though part of him couldn’t help but reflect on the.. Choice words he’d used against him before. 

Chihiro doesn’t even stop laughing. “Oh, ah..ahaha! I forgot all about that! While you were all locked up in here, the entire world has plunged into despair!” He claps his hands twice, before throwing his arms out wide, gesturing towards the monitors on every corner of the room. The monitors flicker, then turn on, showing a repeating news broadcast.

The broadcast was simple, a repetitive broadcast of a red sky overtop of war and destruction, all with the face of Monokuma plastered all over.  It shakes everyone in the room to the core, except for Chihiro, who gleefully watches his handiwork as he wipes his tears away. “Isn’t it lovely!? Everything destroyed.. Right down to your very bloodlines!”

“No. I simply won’t believe this.” Byakuya starts again. “This is foolish. A highschool boy couldn’t just take down the world.”

“Ahaha, I didn’t work alone, silly Byakuya!” Chihiro grins. “Despair spreads like a plague! And that plague even took down your precious Togami family!” 

“Wh-What..?” Fear seems to take over  Byakuya, if only for a split second. “Th-The Togami family doesn’t just lay down and die! Who the hell backs you!?”

Chihiro laughs. “Despair, dummy! How many times do I gotta repeat myself!?” The words send Byakuya down a spiral, even without evidence.. The very thought shook him to the core.

“H-Hey!” Makoto argues. “This can’t be true! Last I remember, the world was just fine! We’ve been here a month, tops, there’s no way you could’ve done this in all that time!” 

“Weren’t we already over this?” Chihiro asks. “You lost your memories! If I whack ya hard enough, you might get ‘em back! But we’ve all been cooped up, shielded from the outside world! And now you’ve spent your days trying to crawl out of this home we all built together! Isn’t that just a tad hypocritical?” 

“W-Wait, you mean..?” Asahina catches what Chihiro means first- the world had crumbled, and they’d all been here for two years, and then they… 

“W-What was the point of all of this!?” Makoto asks, cutting off any other thought processes about how they’d been gone for two whole years. 

“Huh? Well, I kept you alive, hijacked the airwaves, and displayed you murdering each other for the world to see because I wanted to spread despair to the last dying shreds of hope in the world!” Chihiro explains casually. “I mean, I’ve laid this all out in plain sight for you.” 

“W-” Byakuya begins to speak.

Chihiro interrupts. “Yeah, yeah, be quiet, we’ve had enough of you. Now!” He claps his hands together, excited. “Since this is a trial, I give you one last vote. You can vote for despair- vote to give me the punishment I deserve- or, vote for hope, and stay here for the rest of your golden days!”

“L-Let me get this straight..” Asahina starts. “If we just vote for hope, none of us die..?” 

Chihiro hums. “Well, I suppose, but.. That doesn’t sound as fun! So how about this: vote for hope, and I’ll only execute one of you! The rest of you get to live out the rest of your lives with moi.” He folds his hands under his chin, in an oh-so familiar way. Was he mocking Celeste..? 

“W-Who’ll get executed..?” Yasuhiro stutters.

“Hm..” Chihiro hums as he looks around the room. He starts pointing from person to person. “Eenie.. Meanie… minie… you!” He lands on Makoto, who exhibits a fearful look in return.

“Y-You’ll execute me…?” Makoto stutters, fearful. Somewhere inside him, this felt familiar. 

“Well of course! You seem to be the obvious answer.” Chihiro smiles gleefully, as if he didn’t just imply that with ease he would slaughter his friend. “Why, you used to be my closest friend! You.. were the first person I trusted! What better despair than for you to die at my own hands?” 

Makoto takes a deep breath as he turns to his friends, full of despair and pain. Their hands hovering over their levers, obvious that they would seem.. Almost willing to put Makoto’s life on the line. He looks back at Chihiro, with a devilish grin paired with despair-filled eyes. He starts to laugh, like a loud symphony, bouncing off the walls and into everyone’s ears in an inescapable manner. He laughs so hard he almost starts crying once more, laughing so much it hurt.

Laughing like someone who’d been torn up inside and out and loved every fucking minute of it.

[cartoonsrulemylife]

Butters being charitable with money

Butters: Boy, Los Angeles is great, huh AWESOM-O? Can you believe those guys paid us a hundred dollars apiece for those movie ideas? Cartman:You should split that money with AWESOM-O. After all, they were AWESOM-O's ideas. ButtersHahaa, right! What are you gonna do with money, AWESOM-O? Buy some robot pants? Haha, no! We got each other and that's all we need, AWESOM-O. I'm gonna send this money to needy kids in third-world countries.

Poor and Stupid

Butters[,vhauling a cart] Hello! 'Scuse me! [the crowd quiets down and looks] I know that you NASCAR people don't have very much. So I went out and bought you all [shows off his haul] fifty-eight dollars worth of canned food and blankets! You're welcome! [turns around and skips away grinning] Heh! I helped the needy! [Kenny watches him leave

[promof1976]

i drew all of these within an hour long frame last night before passing tf out

so @ the four (4) other ppl on this website that also like the walten files, i hope y’all enjoy these

(also click on the pics to see captions)