#haibara hc

[elysian-noctuary]

I would like to believe Haibara is quite intuitive with the people around him. Not only his friends, but with the others that are around.

For instance, if he knew someone liked birds, and was having a hard time lately. He would go out of his way to get a little bird feeder and place it nearby their living quarters. Maybe even a little bird bath and place it in the view of their window.

Someone else likes a certain theme? Perhaps a lot of fall or summer decor? Boom, gifted little things of fall scented candles, or maybe a new beach towel or sunglasses.

He just wants to make people feel happy...

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[vampsired]

Random things about JJK characters

cast ᯓ✦: gojo, geto, shoko, nanami, haibara, utahime. BOLD = favs

GOJO SATORU

1. Will interrupt you with the loudest ‘WHAT?’ if he couldn’t hear the start of whatever you were saying.

2. Chokes on food and drink too many times to count

3. Has a violent pollen and dust allergy but still loves flowers and is the first to go headfirst into old dusty places (twin)

4. His jokes almost always fail… horribly

5. Sun burns easily

6. Doesn’t know how sit like a normal human being and hates sitting still for too long; just asks to go to the bathroom to get a lil stroll in

7. Addicted to sweet stuff

8. Gets everyone sick when he’s sick, but always denies it

9. Hates silence, he’s mr yapper #1 - (haibara is #2)

10. Whenever he gets a crush or a slight interest in anyone, it’s everyone’s problem and everyone has to hear about it

11. Violently extroverted and the biggest hypocrite you have ever met

GETO SUGURU

1. Tackles people as a form of bonding and he loves poking people bc he knows it hurts

2. Laughs a little too hard at jokes Gojo makes which were not funny at all so he doesn’t feel bad

3. Smacks his hair into peoples faces whenever he goes to redo his bun

4. Thinks different hair textures and types are so cool

5. Owns an electric guitar (rockstar geto🥴)

6. Defo wants to own a motorcycle or alr has one

7. Obsessed with horror movies that it’s almost borderline worrying

8. Loves breakfast foods

9. Can sleep anywhere, no matter the surface or what going on around him

10. Gives the stankest side eye whenever someone comments on his bangs

11. Has a very good spice tolerance ~ puts hot sauce on everything

SHOKO IEIRI

1. Notorious for eye-rolling

2. Loves medical shows and cackles whenever someone (namely gojo) gets disgusted by the portrayal of organs

3. Hates cooking

4. Complains about having a dry throat worried she might’ve contracted a cold while smoking right infront you

5. Can’t nap unless she’s extremely tired, like she can’t nap until her body is borderline shutting down (same)

6. Always says she’s going to stop smoking, stop eating junk food, stop having energy drinks, stop ordering out - but never sticks to it

7. Trips over stuff constantly and stubbed her toe alot

8. Has a obsession with minture stuff

9. If she wears makeup, she always removes it off her mole and quite likes even tho she was told to remove it when she got older (she never did <3)

10. Yells at the TV whenever something she’s watching annoys her

11. Giggles at the nude medical diagrams in textbooks

NANAMI KENTO

1. Absolutely loves the smell of books

2. Has prescribed glasses for reading and writing but doesn’t wear them unless he’s by himself

3. Knows cool random facts

4. Hates when people touch his face

5. Doesn’t particularly like hugs unless it’s from someone he likes

6. Loves cats

7. Very peculiar about shoes

8. Enjoys poetry and horror mangas (exchanges mangas with suguru)

9. Very talented at drawing, haibara always asks him for help to draw little stuff on cards or to show him how draw small things on his book in class when it’s boring

10. Absolutely hates liars. When people drag on jokes with lies for a little longer than needed; he hates that too

11. Hums sometimes and gets v embarrassed when he’s caught + he tells no one his music taste, haibara probs noticed it tho

HAIBARA YU

1. Very passionate about Spider-Man (me too bro) - loves Miles

2. Cuddles with a stuffy or pillow whenever sleeping/napping

3. Hates long car rides because he feels cramped

4. Day dreams with his eyes wideee open

5. Whenever he wears socks on wooden floors he’ll slip atleast once

6. His eyebrows furrow whenever he’s thinking

7. He’s such a bad liar, it’s acc so funny bc he can’t contain smirking

8. Accidentally wears mismatched socks and some teachers sanctioned him for it

9. Quotes well known saying wrong

10. Always is dropping his pens trying to spin them in his fingers like nanami can, but can’t rlly get the hang of it

11. Loves juice, his favourite is mango and apple juice. He doesn’t really care for orange juice.

UTAHIME IORI

1. Plays with the ends of her hair a lot of the time

2. Always cold

3. The worst person to send notes to because she makes it so obvious

4. Has beautiful handwriting

5. Is very bad at understanding sarcasm and also gets very mad when sarcasm is used to point out a stupid question

6. Scared of dogs IRL but loves watching cute dog videos

7. Violently dances to girly songs

8. Loves hugging her girl friends for a long time, find it awkward to hug guy friends in general but doesn’t mind it

9. Jumps up and down and air punches when describing a situation which annoyed her. (realll)

10. Dress to Impress fiend alongside Gojo and Haibara, (Suguru helps Gojo, and Nanami helps Haibara ~ however they both dont like the game but have good opinions)

11. Is the type to get irrationally mad at that one friend who purposely gets them mad (Gojo)

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[catharsistine]

thinking about the scene where gojo suprises megumi and nobara by making yuuji jump out of a box to reveal his death had been faked. thinking about why gojo did it. thinking about how when gojo, geto, shoko, nanami and haibara were kids they would have been overjoyed to find out their classmate was alive.

how many nights did nanami spend wishing that haibara's death was some cruel joke? that he was actually alive and well? how many times did geto replay riko's death in his head, touch the ghost of the wounds toji left on his chest, wishing for the days that were long gone? how many times did shoko stand over another dead body in the morgue, a corpse of a friend she has to dissect for her education, wishing she had any other cursed technique but her own? how many times did satoru curse himself for being unable to prevent the grief that tortured his friends, despite being the strongest? what all of them wouldn't have given for such a morbid surprise. gojo probably perceived the itadori reveal as the happiest thing that could happen to a jujutsu high student.

thinking about megumi and nobara's reaction to finding out their dear friend is alive. thinking about how well gojo has raised his kids to make them understand that death is unnatural and a horrible thing, not simply a pat of a jujutsu sorcerer's life. that one has to be horrified at death, not accept it numbly. their reactions to yuuji faking his death was betrayal; how dare you keep this secret from us? and not blind relief.

thinking about the dissonance between these two generations of sorcerers, thinking about how death was so normal to gojo's generation and so horrifying to yuuji's generation, how this correction in their perception is all thanks to the students not being reduced to pawns in the hands of the higher ups. satoru wanted to prevent his students from succumbing to suguru's fate and this scene perfectly demonstrates that he had succeeded. he couldn't save his best friend, his one and only, but at least he saved his kids.

[rilakeila]

exchange of roses, teaser (jujutsu academy)

host club! jjk x fem!reader x ohshc

gojo satoru is the head of jujutsu academy's elite high school host club with his friends: geto suguru, nanami kento, itadori sukuna, shoko ieiri, haibara yu, and of course, their princess manager. what happens when they go up against another elite host club on an exchange event with different schools? let's find out!

a/n: haven't planned out if it's a series or collection of one shots, might do both; an au within an au would be fun. let me know if you have any ideas

international jujutsu technology and science academy is one of the world's largest elite private schools, having many campuses around the world. their founding campus is in tokyo, japan. their primary educational directions focuses on the development of technology and sciences. they cater from pre-k to high school (+ college prep). one of the most popular clubs is the high school's host club, where they get to entertain students with too much time on their hands

gojo satoru.

the founder of the said club is gojo satoru, head of the gojo clan who oversees gojo co, one of the oldest construction companies in the world. they focus on architecture specifically traditional japanese architecture. due to the modernizing of the world, they focused on implementing modern taste to the architecture to also maintain competitive in the industry. one of their main projects is upkeeping of the tokyo campus.

geto suguru.

the spokesman/vice president, geto suguru. he is part of the brains of the host club along with kento. the heir of the geto corporations that started their organization due to biochemistry long ago. earlier generations of his family had a massive breakthrough with their research which allowed them to catapult to the top. suguru is currently leading and overseeing the company's subgroup, uzumaki, which is helping the advancement of merging bioengineering within the company.

nanami kento.

the actual brains of the host club, nanami kento. he runs the numbers and makes sure that everything is running well with their princess manager. kento's family mainly function in the banking industry within the financial services but dabble in the investment industry. he still questions as to why he spends his free time (and exerting a lot of effort) with the host club.

itadori sukuna.

just a member/bodyguard of the host club (because he's a giant so he's intimidating), itadori sukuna. the last entering member (satoru was really just curious about sukuna and invited him with the group, ended up being wowed by his host skills). his family is a line of top chefs, selling cookware and cookbooks, and also runs the culinary department of jujutsu academy. (pretty popular probably because his little brother, yuuji, shows up every so often).

shoko ieiri.

here for the shits and giggles, shoko ieiri. her family consists of doctors and engineers which would lead into medical technology. she decided to go down the doctor route but will eventually need to replace her mother's position soon as she (her mother) would be retiring. ieiri joined the host club, just to accompany satoru and suguru, but has not minded the club activities since joining.

haibara yu.

here for the shits and giggles pt. 2, haibara yu (actually, kento asked him to take part of the host club with him). his family is one of the oldest toy manufacturers in japan, as well as branching out to confectioneryand theme parks (which have been successful endeavors). he also supplies all of the treats and tea imports for the host clubs, cutting down the expenses severely due to a large discount (but they do get new recipes sampled for free, just have to pay if they choose to keep it in their lineup)

(y/n) (l/n).

the dear princess manager of the host club. she works behind the scenes with the help of mostly kento but as well as suguru. her family is just old money rich, starting as medics way back during history. due to housing multiple patients and lost people, the business went from medical to hospitality. they moved around, dropping seeds down as they go. it eventually bloomed heavily, leaving a fortune. there's no rightful heir as her and her siblings must work together to figure it out (however, she seems to be the commander of it all)

[sakurm]

i have this hc where shoko wanted to learn how to use cursed tools back when she was a student so she could join suguru and satoru on missions, and the boys tried to train her and help her get fit (bc i also hc her as extremely out of shape lol). things were working out decently even if it was a bit grueling for shoko, and they were all kinda excited about going on their first mission together; shoko wanted to be more productive as a sorcerer than just waiting for people to get injured for her to do something, and stsg wanted to spend more time with their gal.

unfortunately, when it was found out that shoko wanted to do field work, the higher ups got on yaga's ass about it because she's too valuable as someone who can heal others with rct, and so he had to force her to stop training. all of them, yaga included, were pretty pissed about this because, even if she is one of the very few who can heal others, it's a waste to not have more sorcerers on the field. hell, having a healer on the field in general would be more useful because, if someone gets injured on duty, shoko would be able to heal them right then and there, instead of waiting for them to die where she can do jack shit at that point.

i mean, if they had let her keep training to the point where she was proficient with cursed weapons, maybe she could have gone on the protection for riko. maybe she could have healed satoru on the spot when tōji got his ass, and he wouldn't have gotten to riko. maybe, even if he did still shoot riko, she could've healed her quick enough since it's possible to survive a gunshot wound to the head. maybe, even if the events of hidden inventory played out as they did, she could've been there more when suguru started spiraling. maybe, with satoru becoming the strongest and getting sent on more solo missions, she could have joined suguru on his. maybe she could have joined haibara on his mission. maybe, if she was allowed on the field, she could have saved haibara, instead of just waiting for his corpse to end up in the morgue.

maybe she could have actually been there more.

needless to say, shoko isn't particularly fond of the higher ups either.

[animeloverinsignia]

Random Yaga headcanons that I'm probably going to write on and parental/mentor headcanons Part 1; Feel free to add to it

-Would be good at carpentry

-Was the one who gave Gojo his first proper headpat. Firm, warm, gentle, surprising. Not really a ruffle of the hair but more of a pat and one rub. Gojo finds that he likes it even if it's not a common thing. He now does it to his students.

-Has ancestors from somewhere in Africa or the Caribbean

-If he had a human child he'd have a girl

-Has a black barber

-Loves cute things and this extends to young children. Has a soft spot for them

-Gives good advice. Someone whose advice Nanami would trust

-Waters the plants if Inumaki, Panda or a gardener doesn't

-Had a habit of pinching the top of his nose and frowning when having to deal with Gojo and Geto's shenanigans

-I just know Gojo stay getting on this man's nerves

-Worries over Shoko's health, but doesn't want to scare her off with being too pushy

-Gojo thinks he's slick but Yaga 95% of the time always notices his little ticks when Gojo has done something and knows he's guilty. He lowkey tells on himself

-Has given Megumi a cursed doll stuffed animal just to have

-His handwriting is neat

-Can sew, knit, crochet, felt, etc.

-Has donated some dolls he made without cursed energy to children's homes

-Always held back when physically discipling Gojo and Geto. He wasn’t gonna abuse them but actually discipline them

-Gives some of the best hugs. Panda can attest to that

-Has hugged some of the cursed corpses in the forest

-Isn’t above apologizing when he’s in the wrong

-Nanami admires the hard work he does as principal but wouldn’t want that kind of  job because he likes to knock off and not have to take work home with him

-Yaga knows he likes to work like that and tries to accommodate him. Especially since he’s one of the ones that rarely stresses him out

-Has fuzzy, soft bedroom slippers at home

-Used to ride a motorcycle in his younger years (around his 20s)

-This man has some heavy HANDS. Like- drop the workout routine

-The OG DILF

-Everyone always likes to remind you that Gojo ‘lets’ Yaga discipline him yada yada yada but we all know even before he could keep infinity up at all times he was used to the discipline Yaga dished out because he knew it was fair and he deserved it. 

-PLUS who else has the balls to even discipline Satoru fairly? No one. Next question.

-Has an embarrassing pic of Gojo on his phone that his former student has not been able to delete yet.

-Played a part in being Gojo’s moral compass, especially when Geto wasn’t there

-Keeps photos of the students on his desk, on the walls or in his wallet. One of his trio students, another including Haibara and Nanami and the current students, then one of Panda as a baby and him grown up.

[shveris]

how jjk characters would solve the trolley problem

canon abilities and modern!au

the order of actions and what the characters do is not random

if it's not stated they walk away after calling an ambulance, they stay with the people and try to assure them that everything's gonna be okay

manga spoilers

this is just how i would think they would react

satoru

canon: destroys trolley, calls someone to take care of the people, teleports away

modern!au: doesn’t really care but suguru makes him choose the track with one person because “morals bla bla bla”, walks away, forgets to call an ambulance which suguru scolds him for

suguru

canon: saves sorcerers and walks away

modern!au: picks the track with one person, calls an ambulance

shoko

canon: picks the track with one person, heals them after, fails cutting the ropes so she calls someone to take care of it, walks away

modern!au: calls an ambulance, picks the track with one person

toji

canon: walks away

modern!au: walks away

nanami

canon: destroys the trolley, frees everyone

modern!au: picks the track with one person, tries cutting the ropes for them but fails, calls an ambulance, helps everyone else after

haibara

canon: we don’t know what his CT is but he would pick the track with one person and cuts their ropes so they can escape in time, helps everyone else after

modern!au: panics but picks the track with one person, helps everyone else, calls an ambulance while crying

takuma

canon: destroys trolley, helps everyone after

modern!au: picks the track with one person, calls an ambulance, depressed for a few weeks

yuuji

canon (pre shinjuku showdown): picks up trolley and throws it away, helps everyone after

canon (post shinjuku showdown): destroys the trolley, cuts everyone’s ropes with his CT

modern!au: tries stopping the trolley with brute force, somehow succeeds, frees everyone after

megumi

canon: swallows everyone on the tracks with his shadow, waits for the trolley to drive past and releases them (the trolley is too heavy in comparison to 6 people, else he would’ve taken that one in)

modern!au: calls an ambulance, picks the track with one person, helps everyone else after

nobara

canon: destroys the trolley, helps everyone after, scolds everyone for being stupid

modern!au: calls an ambulance, picks the track with one person, scolds everyone for being stupid

maki

canon (without heavenly restrictions): quickly cuts everyone's ropes so they can escape

canon (with heavenly restrictions): destroys the trolley, calls an ambulance

modern!au: calls an ambulance, picks the track with one person, walks away

panda

canon: punches trolley off the rails, helps everyone after

modern!au: calls an ambulance, picks the track with one person, tries cheering everyone up and fails

toge

canon: uses "stop" on the trolley, frees everyone after

modern!au: calls an ambulance, picks the track with one person

yuuta

canon: asks rika to take care of the trolley while he frees everyone

modern!au: panics, picks the track with one person, almost forgets to call an ambulance

sukuna

canon: kills everyone

modern!au: finds a way to make the trolley drift back so it kills everyone

uraume

canon: walks away

modern!au: records it for sukuna, walks away

kashimo

canon: destroys the trolley, accidentally fries everyone on the tracks

modern!au: doesn't really care but picks the track with one person, kinda lost after, calls ambulance

choso

canon: destroys trolley because "that's what yuuji would've wanted", forgets to free the people which yuuji scold him for

modern!au: picks the track with one person, calls yuuji, yuuji goes "wtf call an ambulance?!", calls an ambulance

yuki

canon: destroys the trolley, helps everyone after

modern!au: tries stopping the trolley with brute force, somehow succeeds, frees everyone after

hakari

canon: destroys trolley, calls someone to take care of the people

modern!au: picks the track with one person, succeeds in getting rid of the ropes somehow before the trolley kills them, calls someone to take care of everyone else

kirara

canon: marks herself, runs in front of the trolley, marks it as well and trolley gets repelled backwards immediately, calls someone (read: hakari) to help the people on the tracks

modern!au: panics, picks the track with one person, tries calling an ambulance but panics even more on the phone kirara: THERE'S PEOPLE ON THE TRAIN TRACKS AND THEY NEED HELP call operator: slow down, what train tracks? kirara: I DON'T KNOW BUT SOMEONE DIED call operator: WHAT!? kirara: JUST SEND SOMEONE call operator: SEND THEM WHERE?! WHERE ARE YOU?! kirara: HOW SHOULD I KNOW?!

mahito

canon: picks the track with the most people, taunts everyone, sits back and watches, takes in the singular person for his collection, walks away

modern!au: picks the track with the most people, taunts everyone, sits back and watches, walks away

kenjaku

canon: genuinely finds the ethical dilemma interesting, walks away while thinking about how to utilize something like that against future opponents who have a strong moral compass

modern!au: genuinely finds the ethical dilemma interesting, walks away

jogo

canon: arson and homicide

modern!au: walks away

hanami

canon: destroys trolley and kills everyone

modern!au: holds a speech about how it's their own fault and getting killed by one of the things that's destroying the planet is karma, walks away

okay this was fun and tickled my brain

did i forget anyone?

[juniperdugong]

Hi again!! Thank you for the choso headcanons on finding his little sister, I hope it continues! I was wondering if you could do a multiple headcanons for teen gojo, geto, Shoko and nanami getting an American transfer student to Jujutsu high.

A/N: Yep yep yep, I can do this for sure! +bonus Haibara bc he's my baby

When an American student transfers to Jujutsu High!

incl: Teen Gojo, Geto, Shoko, Nanami, and Haibara

GOJO - Nonchalant but curious - The only questions he asks the first couple of weeks are about why they're soooo special that they had to come all the way from America to Japan - Lowkey...jealous, seriously doesn't understand how someone from outside of Japanese Jujutsu Society can be inducted into the school - "Must have some really special technique or some serious skills to be able to make it here...let's test that, huh?" - Get's told off for picking on you, Yaga basically smacking him to get him to stop - Once he finds out they have a few similar interests (*cough cough* Digimon *cough cough*) he's all over them! - Woah when did y'all become so buddy buddy?? - Teaches them Japanese through anime for suresiessss

GETO - Mildly curious but very friendly! - Doesn't poke or prod too much into their life but asks the basic questions - "What's America like? I've never been." - Finds it very interesting that curses don't appear often over there (In this AU I'd like to think this is how he found out about Tengen) - Gets annoyed when Gojo starts hanging around them more...not out of jealousy but because he's extra annoying due to their shared interests now - Spars with them often to give himself a challenge that isn't Gojo's powerful ass - Asks really philosophical questions about their opinion on the Jujutsu World - "Curses are really powerful here, how were they over in America? Wouldn't it be strange if the whole world were filled with sorcerers?" - Get's super invested if they divulge any sort of information about American Jujutsu - "Do you know any other American sorcerers?"

SHOKO - I'm gonna be so real - her reaction depends on if they're more masculine or feminine - If they're more masc leaning she's SO OVER IT! Get her out of this hell hole of testosterone. - 100% wouldn't be bothered in that case either - she has Utahime but other than her, nada - If they're more fem, THANK GOODNESS! - Finally, she has someone else to help her pick out clothes and go shopping with, y'know someone who WON'T drag her to KFC or the nearest game store - "What's trending over in the States right now?" - Would be so intrigued by the American experience but always voices her shock at how different the cultures are - "It's so weird that people don't take off their shoes in the house, how do you guys live like that?"

NANAMI - Not at all interested - Doesn't ask questions and honestly is slightly irritated because the others start asking him questions about if his family is from America - Treats you just as he would anyone else, trains with you, and goes on missions with you occasionally but other than that doesn't try and create any meaningful friendships there - When they start getting close to Gojo he distances himself even more - While on a mission together he asks, "You actually like that guy? Isn't he a bit annoying?" - When they respond with, "He is, but at least he brings a bit of normalcy when I'm far away from home. Nice to find someone who shares a hobby with me" - From then on he would soften a lot toward them, making the smallest effort to connect - "Here, I got these for you. They're from America." (It's Hot Cheetos)

HAIBARA - The most curious and most intrigued - Never runs out of questions to ask and tbh they can get a bit invasive - "Where'd you live? Oh! Why are you here? Oh! Are you on the run or something? Oh oh! Is your technique super crazy good?" - Always tries to drag them into his plans because he doesn't want them to feel left out - Sends encouraging texts every morning - "Good morning! It's Haibara! You did great yesterday! You're Japanese is really improving!" - Would take them out to all his favorite restaurants and introduce them to Japanese snacks and childhood games - If they're ever feeling homesick he's the one to immediately start researching to make them feel better - Makes chicken noodle soup to try and help but doesn't really know how :/ Ends up putting ramen noodles in it

A/N: Got to this a bit later than I wanted to because I was writing perfection but thank you for the request @broad-strokes87!! This is so funny, I feel like this is how they would react if I was transferring to Jujutsu High frfr Please Reblog and Comment if you enjoyed ! (They act as power-ups for me)

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[thoughtssvt]

guys help it's 3am and i can't stop thinking about why gojo, someone notorious for using ppl's given names, chose to use amanai instead of riko-chan. suguru took to calling her the latter.

sure he uses nanami now but what if back then he used kento-kun? what if something shocked him when he saw nanami again four years later. the light in him had died and maybe he felt like he was partly to blame so he started calling him nanami. maybe it hurt to use kento because it was always paired with yuu.

we don't know what gojo used to call haibara but there's just something about the way his lips pucker as he says the first syllable of yuuji's name and is able to see his old friend in the crescent smiles of his upbeat student.

[elysian-noctuary]

My muses and the names they put into their contacts --

🍙Inumaki

First meeting him, is a bit odd. It all depends on how the person vibes with him at first.

If someone vibes with him right off the bat, he will immediately put their name into his phone as some sort of nickname.

If they don't vibe right away, or their relationship grows over time, he will just put their name in. Once they get closer, he'll change it to a nickname.

🪼Junpei

Just their given name and their family name initial.

➡️Haibara

Almost none of them will be serious names.

He will absolutely use nicknames for just about anyone in his contacts, and accompany them with some emoji.

📷Adrian

Boring... just uses their full name.

Unless they are super important to him, he will give them an emoji that matches their personality/how he feels about them.

✒️Masoko

Not necessarily a nickname, but some sort of "name"

I.e. Adrian would be "baby shohei📷"

Will only leave someone's contact as their full name if they're someone she fears or heavily respects.

[posletsvet]

A bunch of JJK season 2 headcanons:

(because I had nothing else to occupy my mind with while on a train trip)

Nanami has a few stomach problems, so he's very mindful about his diet. He eats bread on his cheat days. He also has mild lactose intolerance.

If there's anybody in the series with a 'my body is a holy temple' attitude, it has to be Gojo. He never smokes and rarely drinks because of that. Others used to make fun of him for 'being a princess with such delicate tastes', but he certainly did use it to his advantage by being insufferably annoying after parties/celebrations. He ended up not being invited.

Shoko smokes to wind down, so she sticks to some pleasant flavours. Her favourite ones are cherry and coffee, and she gets annoyed with tobacco shop workers for confusing the latter with chocolate.

During school Shoko carries around a handful of sugarless candy or gum to chew on in order to resist a tobacco craving. Gojo makes a habit of stealing a couple or more from her.

Geto smokes to numb his senses, so he usually goes for nasty foul things, nothing fancy at all. He also buys cheap cigarettes because he doesn't like the prospect of spending too much money on it. Once Shoko tried to snatch a cigarette from him, but ended up putting it out without finishing.

Geto actually hates the smell of cigarette smoke, so he has a separate set of clothes for this purpose. Gojo doesn't like it either, and he whines about it every single time Geto goes for a smoke because that means he can't hang out with him without smelling it.

Adults in Geto's life are usually fond of him, especially his past teachers, and his reputation of a model student is important to him. This is partly because his previous classmates tended to treat him as an outcast due to the rumors around him.

Haibara comes from a rural area and still has a great share of childlike wonder towards everything around him. He's more than excited to live in the capital city.

Haibara has a bunch of older siblings as well as a younger sister. By some miracle, he manages to get along with everyone. You guessed it: he is the miracle.

Utahime's hair tie is actually Shoko's gift.

Utahime's hairstyle was something that inspired Shoko to grow out her hair. She started by growing out her bangs. Before that, she had worn a bob haircut for as long as she could remember. Her mom insisted on it -- she thought longer hairstyle wouldn't suit her as her hair was rather thin. Turned out it wasn't true.

Shoko was raised by a single mom.

Nanami pierced his right ear, then backlashed by becoming too self-conscious about it and grew out his hair to hide the piercing.

Gojo is effortlessly good at everything he puts his mind to. When he started seriously studying chemistry in order to further improve his Limitless, he turned to Shoko for help, but then turned out to be a frustratingly quick learner. She would idly throw things at him for it.

Geto is a morning person to the marrow of his bone. His habit of getting up early stems from his childhood when he used to do so in order to get a few spare hours just for himself. He took to mindlessly cleaning up his room back then as well -- as a means to relax by organizing his life at least a little bit and feel in control of it.

Geto also cooks pretty well and is used to looking after himself. He's not that much of a foodie, though, and at some point of his life struggled with an eating disorder. He relapses during the Premature Death arc.

As someone who was born with a silver spoon in his mouth, Gojo doesn't know what household chores even are. After he takes Megumi and Tsumiki under his care, for quite some time it doesn't even occur to him that doing all the housework by themself isn't a normal childhood activity for an eight-year-old.

Gojo tries to give Geto a sweet tooth by being obnoxious about Geto having his drinks sugar-free and trying to sneak sugar in his beverages. It results in Geto gradually taking to drinking his tea/coffee with just one piece of sugar. Gojo thinks it's a win.

Gojo forgets to buy presents every single time. Untill he brings Geto and Shoko ridiculously expensive gifts that one time when they came to the decision they're not buying anything for each other this once due to low budget.

Gojo is an albino and has very sensitive skin. (That's why he was wearing a hoodie in Okinawa!!) Moreover, if it wasn't for the Six Eyes, he would have poor eyesight.

Geto's skin tans very quickly in the summer and he gets freckles easily. He ends up burrowing Satoru's sunscreen a lot.

Haibara is the only dog person of the group.

Shoko was involved in the jujutsu world from pretty early on since her technique is so rare and so valuable practically -- therefore her laid-back and nonchalant attitude.

Gojo has a severe case of being touch starved. He's constantly leaning in somebody's personal space and initiates touch a lot. Usually Geto doesn't mind it, but on bad days it rather unnerves him as he sometimes just needs his privacy.

Utahime used to chew on her lips when deep in thought or feeling nervous, and that made wearing lipstick a problem. She broke that habit after graduation as she started to gain confidence.

Geto and Utahime have the best handwriting among the group. Geto's is more graceful, swift with prolonged fine lines, and Utahime's is smaller, neat and round and with a lot of curves. Nanami's letters are refined and tidy, but somewhat formal as if it's typed rather than written. Shoko has pleasant handwriting as well, but she usually writes really fast and doesn't care whether it's nice to look at or not. She's got messy notes only she herself can navigate through. Haibara's writing is almost childish, big and legible and somehow brings to mind the image of a smile. Gojo's writing is like chicken scratch honestly. He couldn't care less and finds it funny when it's impossible to read.

Haibara more often than not forgets his lunch money. Nanami and Geto are usually the ones who share with him when it happens. Afterwards Gojo always demands that Geto share with him as well.

Last but not least: Gojo has migraines from time to time. He claims that laying his head in Geto's lap is the only thing that helps him.

[vampsired]

Babysitting Himari w/ Haibara and Nanami

summary: drabble about the day you babysitted Himari (Haibara’s younger sister) with haibara and nanami. This is basically more silly info about a smau: smau link (＞。☆)

an: I hope this is alr, I haven’t written anything in agesss

After coming back for a horrid mission gone sideways, when it came to asking Yaga if you could get a break from missions Friday tommorow he swiftly granted it out of sympathy.

Hai’s parents were both busy with work and asked if he could babysit today. He then asked if you and nanami could come over and hang out with them. -Haibara’s parents know you already from helping babysit Himari prior-

When Himari saw you come in front the door she broke out into a fit of squeals making a beeline towards you before you scooped her into your arms, her giggling as you bounced her around.

After getting her ready to go out you all went to the park, you and nanami just relax on the picnic blanket as he reads and you do whatever. Whie haibara acts like a big kid with his sister, going down the slides with her and going down the poles before her so he can catch her at the bottom.

Himari asks you to go on the big tire swing with her, you agree (bc she’s so cute 🥹) and haibara looks like he needs a breather, taking your space on the blanket next to nanami.

The little girl works up an appetite after zooming up and down the park, you all deciding on sandwiches because it’s a little too hot for anything else.

All the way to the shop, she decides to hold onto nanami’s hand, he’s a little confused because he thinks he barely does anything for Himari for her to like him.

(Bro he literally made her pancakes ones morning because she really wanted it, I feel like he gives off calm older-cousin vibes to her bc he’d help her with stuff like school work casually, wiping her mouth or clothes whenever she gets it dirty😣💕, Himari just ends up getting comfortable with him. She calms down around nanami because he’s calm and mostly quiet and she doesn’t mind at all)

Himari gets easily irritable before nap time, she cried for banana milk but it ran out. She 100% knew you guys were going to buy it for her because you guys could never say no to her. So hence the 8pm trip to the minimart.

You and Nanami said your goodbyes to everyone when Hai's parents came back, thanking you for today. Himari grabbing onto both you and Nanami by your shirts as you hugged her goodbye, her tiredly muttering, "you have to come back or ill find you" before she waddled back to her bedroom

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an: this is so cute I’m going to COMBUST, and Himari is 110% the devil child while Hai is so sweet, she doesn't take nothing from anyonee

[mikanandpotato]

You know.. I like that when artist draw Conan smaller than Ai.

Eventhough Shinichi would be taller than Shiho.

[byfulcrums]

Sexuality HCs that will make at least one person mad

Satoru: My heart tells me to say gay but my reasoning tells me to say bi. Either way, he only likes Suguru. Only Suguru. Could also be aromantic ngl

Suguru: Gayass (for Satoru. Only for Satoru). Like Satoru, he could be aromantic (their relationship goes beyond mortal understanding)

Yuta: Straight and asexual. I can't picture this guy having sex I'm sorry

Inumaki: Aromantic!!! Sorry, Yuta x Inumaki shippers

Maki: Aromantic lesbian. She just SCREAMS that to me yk. Could maybe be in smth like a qpr w Yuta and Nobara if she'd survived and if they were a little more mentally stable

Nobara: Lesbian. This is basically canon c'mon. Has a one-sided crush on Maki

Shoko: Also lesbian but not that interested in romance (not aro)

Nanami: Aroace. Had a silly crush on Haibara but it went away pretty quickly

Haibara: Bisexual, leaning towards men

Mei Mei: Idk, maybe aro?? I can't picture her in a relationship. She just uses people and maybe has sex with them if it benefits her

Megumi: Pansexual. He doesn't get why people prefer a specific appearance for their lovers, he just likes the people he likes and that's it

Itadori: Bisexual, leaning towards women

Utahime: Demi. Has a crush on Shoko, Shoko has no idea

Sukuna: He doesn't know what a sexuality is

Kenjaku: This fucker is willing to fuck anyone, but she doesn't fall in love with them — even if he does prefer some over others and ends up liking them a little bit. Bonus: Gender fluid!!!!!! Or something!! Idk he has some weird gender fuckery going on

Toji: Straight. I wish this man was gay but he's not. Straight as FUCK

Riko: She didn't have a chance to figure it out

Mai: Lesbian, like THE most lesbian of lesbians... closeted though, and has some insane homophobia

[rilakeila]

exchange of roses, intro 3: beware of physical exams

host club! jjk x fem!reader x ohshc

final intro details the last thing to check off before the start of the exchange event!

gojo satoru is the head of jujutsu technology academy's elite high school host club with his friends: geto suguru, nanami kento, itadori sukuna, shoko ieiri, haibara yu, and of course, their princess manager. what happens when they go up against another elite host club in an exchange event with different schools? let's find out!

in preparation for the upcoming days, ouran had required the attending schools and its own school clubs to complete their physical examinations. everyone knows that physical exams are just for the niceties, no matter where you go. it was also just a show for the students especially those who are fond of the host club. (y/n) was well aware of the popularity physical exams went for the guys, which is why she and ieiri always opted to do their exams the day prior to manage the sea of girls and help them when they need it (there was only a single time where she genuinely saw a flash of immediate help from them).

"(y/n), i didn't get to pre-pump my muscles, it would be such a bad first impression if my muscles aren't at its greatest," satoru said but he had been using his water bottle to do bicep curls.

"pump or not, girls will still find you attractive," (y/n) rolled her eyes, knowing that they would still come flocking to him, shirtless or not.

"i don't know, satoru-senpai, but you still look great," yu showed him a thumbs up in which the white-haired male grinned and threw him a thumbs up as well.

following the crowd of students into one of the grand halls, the sight was filled with many doctors and nurses on staff. in contact with kyoya, he mentioned that nurses will categorized my schools and would recognize their patients. no further actions were needed

"gojo-sama, please follow me this way."

"haibara-sama, please follow me this way."

soon, each member continued to get picked out until ieiri and (y/n) were left. a nurse showed them to seats near the changing tent for jujutsu academy to wait for the guys. the nurse looked at them, "front row seats just for you both, i'm sure your boyfriends will be out in a second."

a shiver went down ieiri's spine while (y/n) almost felt her lunch come up. ieiri laid her head on her manager's shoulder, popping a lollipop into her mouth. the rush of foot traffic dulled down as patients found their rooms or finished up their check up. sounds of cheers and squeals would be heard from a couple of hundred meters. they watched the ouran host club each get their chests measured for the exception of the munchkin and the androgynous one, only to for them to burst out chuckling every time the girls screamed.

one of the things (y/n) most enjoyed about her time with ieiri was how they can just enjoy the silence together, occassional words, but just getting each other as they people watched. this type of calmness only came so often for them both, seeing who they were surrounded by on a daily basis. great appreciation found for each other without being said.

"if you all can follow me, we will end your check up with chest measurements. feel free to change in the tent," the nurse directed them. there was no way they would be changing behind the curtain. sukuna's shirt was already unbuttoned all the way, chest tattoos on display. (y/n) scanned each of the boys, the walk as they followed the nurse, each were already undressing their button up except for kento. he was the only one who undressed behind the curtain, for the reason that he would be able to hang the shirt on the hanger.

the crowd from the few hundreds immediately formed, causing (y/n) and ieiri to lean against the wall with their feet on their chairs to avoid being trampled.

"he has tattoos at this age?!"

"he's so muscular!"

"they're shaped like volleyball players!"

"their uniforms hide their bodies too well."

something that the jujutsu academy host club prided themselves in was sports. it was the perfect getaway to escaping the baggage of the expectations of their life. one of their favorite ways in integrating club activities with sports is holding philanthropy events such as a baskteball tournament or baseball, their most recent one. the highest bidder got an individual date with their favorite host.

with this, their constant activity has led to their in shape physique, training together during gym time and volunteering their time with the sports teams when they can.

the two female members' face dropped in distaste, watching satoru take the show with his poses. though even if it was only their president actively changing his stature to appease the girls, it was obvious that the other four enjoyed the attention, smiling for them as their name got called to take a picture from someone's phone (ieiri, by (y/n)'s orders, snapped a couple pictures to upload for their online fan cafe).

"look at them, just casually taking my customers, again," was heard, knowing that it was tamaki once again. at least, he wasn't clawing at the ground this time around.

"alright ladies, make sure to come to our club specialty on thursday and our friday morning popup," satoru mentioned about their upcoming events, buttoning his shirt, while smiling for a photo.

"we also can't wait for your support during our sports days," suguru smiled, as he led the group. the crowd parting as they exited, (y/n) and ieiri making sure to keep up on the sidelines.

cue a lightning struck for the dramatic effect.

the two host clubs faced a showdown once more in the crowd, tumbleweed making its way.

the jujutsu academy host club president stepped first with certainty in his every step, as he leads his people through the doors, pushing through the ouran members.

satoru was feeling confident after accumulating all of this new attention, a plan of slowly reeling these students little by little, making them question their loyalty to their enemy. even if it was no stakes, the club pride is on the line, he'll do everything to protect it.

extra

in music room 3

"tama-chan, what are you doing with those pictures in your phone?" honey peered over his kouhai's shoulder, who was deeply interested in his phone.

tamaki's face reddened, caught red-handed. in his defense, he wanted to study what made them so popular with his ladies other than good lucks and perfect physique. however, there was one trait that he probably could test. he flipped his phone towards his members, showing a certain pink-haired male, "what do you think if i got these tattoos?"

"boss, you have to look as tough as he does for it look good," kaoru tried to say through his fits of laughter while hikaru couldn't even manage to get a word in.

"hmm... how do you think they got this muscular?" he pressed the right button on his phone to show geto and haibara.

"but what if i want more of like a slimmer but muscled build like them?" tamaki continued with showing gojo and nanami.

"well, scientifically, you would more likely have a build closer to those two if you were to work out," kyoya pushed his glasses, leaning forward to examine the last picture better.

hikaru pressed the left button twice to comment on sukuna's picture, "there's no way he looks like that. it's like a 25 year old body."

"maybe, he's on steroids." the twins shrugged.

"what is that?"

"if you don't know, then you don't know."

"itadori-kun is super skilled in what he does with kendo, as well as gojo-kun, isn't that right, takashi?" honey questioned as he sat on his cousin's shoulders.

"yeah, that's right."

"alright, men, it seems to me that we are lacking in the athleticism department, and apparently the ladies really like an athlete type. for the rest of the day, we need to exercise to the fullest," tamaki commanded.

"sir yes sir," the twins and honey saluted.

"hold on, senpai, we have less than a day to prepare for the athletic events, and we shouldn't tire ourselves out the day prior," haruhi recommended, it would put them more of a disadvantage than they already in for day 2 and 3.

"have some faith, haruhi! we just need to have enough work in to get whatever this pump is," tamaki pumped his fist in the air. twins already attempting to do pushups, meanwhile honey sat on mori's back with usa-chan as he completed full reps of pushups. she questioned where the gym machines came from, clanking of metal sounded as tamaki also attempted to complete such arm exercises. kyoya watched, as he always does.

'we're definitely losing this week.'

all intros completed.