#handsome if a bit 🗿 looking

[hetasibs]

Grown-ass man finally learns to cook his own meals rather than relying on his mom & sister, fucking pathetic (endearing)

And they didn't even have to kill anyone for the ingredients this time!

[luffyvace]

Ciel Phantomhive relationship hcs~

He looks so goood in the new artsyle! The animation studio did black butler justice!!

Update: did undertaker will Alois sooner or later 😉

Okay in these hcs your whatever gender you want but your an earl/noble ;}

also Lizzy is your friend and she introduced you to Ciel

okay now that that’s cleared

when Ciel first met you let’s be honest here he probably didn’t fall head over heels in love with you 🗿

cmon guys let’s be realistic

but he certainly did live up to the expectation of the phantomhive hospitality!

he was very thoughtful and caring of you as his guest~

and your comfort definitely took priority!

your were throughly impressed!

he held a small smile as he chatted with you and gave a mini tour

he admits to himself he finds you to be very beautiful/handsome

onwards to after the courtship! :)

when you first start dating it’ll be the phantomhive hospitality all over again

…times 100.

<3

Sebastian might as well be your butler by the way he’s making your butler/maid look

LOL

your pillows are fluffed and your sheets and blankets are warm and clean each day

(thanks mey rin 💗🗣)

the food is always scrumdidiliumstious (scrumptious)

you play many, many games to keep you from being bored

any drink you want is in your grasp

whatever you want to do—as long as Ciel’s not busy—sounds wonderful to him! 😊

if you annoy him like how Lizzy does in the anime you’ll never hear of it

and I mean- don’t get me wrong he’s not perfect

especially not someone such as him, who has a lot of stress on him

so you might here a huff (that you weren’t supposed to hear)

but he’s sure to make it up to you quickly 💖

his love languages are acts of service and gift giving

half because those two things can be materialistic which ngl is kinda easier for him

particularly when it comes to showing love and affection

and half because he feels really good when he gifts you something you love

even if you don’t have a grand reaction he still feels satisfied

and acts of service is easy too!

he can simply tell Sebastian to do whatever it is you want!

even though you have your own butler/maid- 😃

AHAHHAHA

He most certainly won’t like pda

If you initate it he won’t shove you off obviously

he loves you!

and that’ll ruin his reputation!

but when your back at the manor he’ll gently break it to you that he’s not comfortable with it and it’s not that he doesn’t love you it’s just that!-

he also plays it very safe when it comes to what you do in the public eye

everyones looking for him to screw up

Even more so because he’s so young

to which he always make sure to use utmost care and delicacy when out and about with you

honestly I feel Ciel would like someone who’s a bit more patient or calm

at least don’t be bouncing off the walls 😞😭

he enjoys going on walks in his or your garden

I think he would be happy with traveling as well

somewhere relaxing and quiet

less bustling with chatter and carriages

It’d make a perfect anniversary gift for him *hint hint* 😉

even though I’m sure he’d have more than enough activities for you all planned

i know you two’ll work it out 💕

Ciel absolutely keeps you away. from Alois

he tells you who he is (some things) and all so you don’t get too curious

so please, don’t be curious.

that killed that cat! :P

Ciel would want you to try out Earl Gray but if you don’t like it he wouldn’t mind indulging in what you like 👍

Ciel doesn’t believe himself to be the best possible candidate for a partner out there

Even though he believes he needs to be. for you.

what you think?

when you hear the word ‘love’ he’s the first person that comes to mind ♥︎

:3 cute.

Yus undertaker next ♪( ´▽｀)

[mrstsugikuni]

Their little secret 🤭

Time setting: Taisho era. NOT sengoku era.

Sum. Michikatsu(koku) Taisho era!AU is dating y/n but they haven't told anyone and never planned to. Y/n always gets flirted with by all the males in the dsc. Since nobody knows she's taken. Until...

WARNINGS 🫶😣: Wall sex 🤭, vaginal penetration, public-ish sex, and getting caught 😋.

MINORSS D.N.I 🗿

"Y'know~ I have room for one more wife?"

*here we go againn.* She rolled her eyes as she looked at michikatsu and then to tengen who has just asked her out again for the 100th time today.

"Tengen, my answer is never gonna change so please stop asking me." She politely answered again slowly losing her patience while michikatsu glared at him with jealousy and anger.

"It'll change one day, especially when you realize just how handsome and perfect I truly am~!" He stated in a singsong voice but when he opened his eyes he was met with no one. "Damn, she left again."

She sighed as michikatsu put her down when he knew they were at a safe distance. "I'm gonna kill him." He said through gritted teeth trying to keep his cool. "Don't do that besides they don't know we're together so what exactly do you expect from em?" He thought for a moment realizing she was right but still hated they even dare think they have a chance with someone like her. "Y/n." He said more calmly. She tilted her head to show her acknowledgement. "I have to go on a mission soon, promise me you'll be able to take care of yourself." He said in a more worried tone as she smiled at him and hugged him tightly. "ofc."

He was gone for a really long time and sanemi began joining in again, since it was mainly uzui and sanemi to try and shoot their shot. It went from compliments about her face to unusual compliments on her body.

Sanemi couldn't stop getting extremely close to her, they would be inches away from each other while uzui would almost corner her, since michikatsu was around she has no one to protect her but she knew he would be home soon and the constant flirting would soon relax a little.

Sanemi and uzui couldn't seem to find her anywhere, they looked in every spot she'd usually be in so they both began looking in rooms.

"ah-"

Both their ears perked up, there it was your voice it wasn't really faint so you were near, maybe you were playing hide and seek with them as hit your head.

"Mph!"

Two sounds? Maybe it wasn't a game and she was touching herself to the thought of them. Their smirks built up confidently walking towards the door but the door was cracked open so instead of inviting themselves in the just listened for a little bit.

"Michi, please is.. fuck.. is this really appropriate, I mean here now? Anyone could walk in!" Her breath was heavy and it was almost difficult for her to speak, both boys curiosity got the better of them as they peeked into the room their eyes widening at the site they were seeing.

Y/n's back arched as pressed against the wall, her legs spread completely open for all eyes to see, drool dripping from her mouth and tears streaming down her face, her kimono lazily hanging off her shoulders, as michikatsu has her pinned completely to the wall his cock plowing her brains in mercilessly.

"The only way we'd get caught lovely is if you keep making those sweet sweet sounds~" his voice was raspy and his thrusts were hard and never losing rhythm, it was like a melody he's played many times, he continued to say sweet things to her after that since he missed her so much.

The boys felt themselves get hard just by the sight and noises. That's when it finally hit them why she's been rejecting them she has a boyfriend!

The boys didn't think they could keep a secret and they were right cause they couldn't cause during the hashira meeting they spilled the tea to everyone and the rest of the meeting was completely awkward since everyone began asking the couple questions.

Sorry it's short! I am extremely busy so I just wanted to make this rq since I said I would 🫶

@crinkes I hope this was alright cause I kinda struggled remembering some of the details but I truly did wanna write it 🫶

[shankschewtoy]

HI<33 can i pls get hcs/or scenarios for Law and zoro with a fem s/o that’s so pretty that the marines refuse to even chase her when they see her roaming around because they don’t want her to get thrown in jail or even executed

I’m feeling extra pretty today and I hope you’re feeling yourself as well, have a good day and thank you 💞💕💖

a/n - omg yes ofc :) and I’m so happy you feel that way! (I bet you're always pretty tho <3) I’m feeling alright today :D ty anon 💜💜✨ bad girls is such a good song 👌

Warnings ⚠️ - none, fem reader

live fast, die young <3

Law

- he KNOWS you’re drop dead gorgeous

- that’s why he gets so protective and jealous over you

- Worried someone’s just gonna snatch you

- You’re too pretty for this man 😭

- He wonders how you even fell for someone like him sometimes, he gets a bit self-conscious that he’s not good enough for you 🥺

- you have to remind him that he’s handsome too or else he’ll feel bad :’)

- out in public, he’s kind of prideful that you’re with him- like he makes it noticeable that you’re his

- When men stare at you (they all do 🙄) he puts his arm around your waist and stares down at them with his dark grey eyes

- Even marines refuse to capture you 🫡

- They all die over you like they’re a bunch of hungry animals

- If it makes you uncomfortable?

- Law won’t hesitate to “take them away” for you

- you don’t ever see those marines ever again 👍

- every man that sees you turns into a fucking Sanji 💀

- Be confident. You’re gorgeous <3

- Law might not say that you’re pretty all the time, but like- you make him so weak when he sees you

- even though you have been together for so long, he still gets flustered by your looks

- If you’re not confident, he’ll try his best to make sure you know you’re gorgeous

- but he doesn’t understand how tf you don’t think you’re pretty 🗿

- he kind of ends up saying, “is your vision bad…? Do you need glasses? Is your mirror broken?”

- and you’re like, “no..?”

- then he does a whole eye exam on you because he can’t understand why you don’t think you’re gorgeous af 🙄

- he’ll also get you a new mirror (it doesn’t rlly help anything but I mean it’s Law 🗿)

- I mean he doesn’t complain about marines not wanting to chase after you or capture you, but he HATES when other men look at you like that

- he gets super jealous >:3

- don’t tease him about it or else he’ll pout and ignore you for the rest of the day (embarrassed boy 💀)

Zoro

- this man is obsessed about you my god

- he thinks you’re the most gorgeous, amazing, talented, kind, best person he’s ever met

- lowkey possessive tho

- your beauty is only for him >:)

- when he catches people staring at you, he won’t hesitate to wrap his arm around you and start grabbing your ass 💀

- that usually scares them away

- but if they keep staring?

- haha swords + death glare

- Zoro always finds himself staring at you like the other men, but will get embarrassed if he makes eye-contact with you accidentally

- “No I wasn’t staring I was staring at the book behind you-“

- “Zoro there’s no book behind me.”

- “…. ._.”

- My man can’t believe that you’re actually real sometimes 🗿

- Like you’re too perfect in his eyes

- If you’re not confident about your looks? He’s just like

- “… There was literally a guy that turned into stone when he looked at you. Isn’t that proof enough?”

- “Zoro-“

- He will drag your ass over to Sanji who’s in the kitchen and just show your face to him

- “Y/N SWANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN-!”

- Sanji turned into fucking stone and died, chopper had to revive him 💀

- “Is that proof enough?”

- “Zoro…”

- you honestly wanted HIM to say you were gorgeous, but maybe that was asking too much of this boy

- When you two were alone after that, he quietly said to you, “You’re the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen.”

- That made you feel better 👍

- Yes don’t worry Sanji’s still alive

- He thinks it’s great that the marines aren’t even trying to capture you, but then they all get mad at Zoro for being the one who gets to be with you

- they end up targeting him instead of Luffy 💀

- at least you’re safe 😭

a/n - bruh you readers are gonna seduce all of op💀 I felt prettier writing this :’)

<3

[luxii-fulminare]

✦ drowning in honey. — luca kaneshiro + reader

synopsis : meeting a handsome mafia boss in a bar. funny business ensues.

warning: this shit is kinda filthy. no actual smut, but heavily suggestive. there's some making out involved here. please note that the characters are not actually drunk in this little scenario. strangers to friends to friends with benefits.

author's note: (oh) my goodness 🗿 i mix honey with my drinks all the time mmmmmm so i thought maybe i could do this little one night stand type thing. enjoy <3

9.30 pm.

you smiled from across the bar counter; eyes meeting those of a blonde-haired gentleman with a rather debonair demeanor. damn, he looks rich. you look away and swirl the cocktail glass in your hand, looking quite alluring under the noisy atmosphere, and golden lights of the bar. there's something about him... you just can't quite get a grip of what is actually is.

he's playing darts with his friends, you note. wait, now even the detective is drinking with him? strange.

you watch as he throws a dart pin into the board, his friends laughing along as he misses the middle target just barely. he takes a sip of his drink and continues playing. but wait, why's he stealing glances at you?

you turn away, and decide to strike up yet another conversation with one of your friends. what are you doing? talking about relationships and what not? huh, okay then.

hours pass, and the bar is not as loud and active as it was the first time. your friends all start leaving one by one, and so do his.

1.47 am.

despite all the noise and people scurrying to leave, you overhear him talking to the bartender. his voice is loud; and captivating. my oh my.

"excuse me, mind refilling my drink?"

"mmm, sure. don't drink too much, though. do you want something new, or just the same as before?"

"same as before, but with a bit of honey, thank you. and don't worry, i haven't drank much at all, really."

you lock eyes one more time and this time he smiles at you, before going back to his seat by the dart board. you decide to approach him. who knows what you're thinking of?

"hey, mind if i sit here?" you ask, feigning innocence.

"i don't mind at all," he says. "go ahead."

"i'm [name], by the way." you add.

"mm. good to meet you. call me luca."

he lightly pats the bar stool next to him, motioning for you to sit. you sit with him and start talking. about anything, really. the conversation between the two of you just trails off to anywhere and everywhere.

"alright then, luca. do you come here often?"

"no, not often. i only ever come here when i really want a drink. whenever i want a taste of something, i guess."

you raise an eyebrow at this.

"and how often is that?"

"try and find out"

at this, you scoff; followed by his boisterous laughter echoing through the bar.

in no time, you're both doubled down, laughing and grinning like a pair of cheeky school kids. his sophisticated look has dissolved, into one of childish fondness. he's actually quite dense if you ask me. it's the most fun you've ever had in years.

talking then turned to subtle flirting. very soon, that flirting turned into a more... serious kind of thing? you were almost certain that this night wouldn't end in you coming home to an empty bed.

you just keep talking and talking and talking and... oh dear, oh my.

3.27 am.

hmm. time flies, doesn't it? you didn't know this would happen, but oh, you wanted it to happen. being alone in a dark room with luca? isn't that just great?

"you're not drunk, are you?"

he asks you for the nth time, hands cupping your face, fingers tracing small patterns across your cheek. as he moves his hand lower, you can feel his cold thumb ring pressed against your lip.

"no, no i'm not."

and it's true; from having had little to no drinks at all, neither of you are actually drunk.

"...would it be okay if i kissed you?"

"yes. very much."

indeed, you want nothing more than to kiss him.

"alright then, let's drink just a little more, shall we?"

oh my, what's he getting at? and why does it sound so very tempting?

he picks up a shot glass and drinks from it. he moves towards you, close enough to feel your breath hitch against his chin. why's his mouth still full? oh wait.

he kisses you, and you taste the alcohol on his lips. tangy, with a hint of... what is that? honey?

you part your lips slightly, hoping that he takes the hint. and surprisingly, he does. you feel the warm whiskey being poured into your mouth from his. mm. oh my.

you whined into the kiss, mesmerized by the way his hands slide against you.

you part momentarily, only to see him get up, and hear him say

"come over here, i think i want a taste of something sweeter."

[sabo-has-my-heart]

Hey there, so first time asking and hope I do it right.. and sorry for the grammar erorrs, I'm not sure ur ok with the scenario but I'mma give it a shot

so! It's based on a dream I had last night lol, a crocodile x fem reader in Victorian era🌚 crocodile is in his late 20's and ofc the richest of them lords, all good and ready to get married, it's most likely an arranged marriage and he has to choose between a few number of fine ladies who are chosen and well suited for him, but he already has a secret lover, she's a petite young lady, years younger than him -not so rich- and kinda weak due to her physics(yes I got daddy issues), who would never come up to his marriage standards so when she gets aware of the arrangement thing she's heartbroken inside and eventho she's so attached to him in all ways still tries to cut ties w him so he can achieve what is meant for him, things get kinda angsty here lol, but crocodile already knows it so he comes to the rescue and express his passionate love and respect(I'm dramatic and I know it) to her and say that he would never do such thing to her(the make outs and touches💅🏻)I just know he is oh so romantic with his one. It's extra romantic and a lil angst you can also add anything u want, a bit suggestive maybe, oh and he calls her doll🗿

I love ur writings sm I hope this helps u to make smth out of my miserable explanation lol, and thanks:>

Warnings: Victorian era setting, slight angst, hurt/comfort

Word Count: 1140

     He was the most eligible lord of the decade, literally mr. tall, dark, and handsome. Even the scar across his face could not diminish his good looks. As the richest man in the city on top of his looks, the only things that he could not have as his own belonged to the royal family, and even much of those could be bought for the right price. Despite the ladies that lined the edges of each gala, awaiting for a dance with him, he only cared for one. A lower born girl, barely considered a lady in most circles. With no manor to speak of, only a single butler and maid, and little wealth, you were often the subject of humiliation by the higher born ladies. Still, though, he cared for you. A chance meeting at one of the many parties he attended, dressed humbly in a simple, yet beautiful gown with no extravagant jewelry to speak of. Immediately, he’d been drawn to you, asking you for a dance, despite your place at the far walls of the ballroom. While your status often forced him away, he was still adamant about meeting with you as often as possible, bringing extravagant gifts whenever he visited. Expensive jewelry, rare flowers, and exotic fruits, he treated you to them all. Even as he was pushed to marry, he fought against it as often as possible, insisting that there was only one lady that he desired and none of the women brought before him were her. But his borrowed time was up and his family fed up with his excuses, he would marry a proper lady befitting his status! They’d already chosen a girl, rich and well bred, her family well known and influential. Both families had agreed and the lady ecstatic as they announced the engagement.

     Looking at the announcement, tears began to fall down your cheeks. He was engaged, and to a high born lady. Someone infinitely more well suited to him. She was someone with wealth, influence, good pedigree, and good health. In comparison, your family was only barely counted among the lords and ladies, your family tree in question, few riches, no influence, and your health was of poor quality. She would make a much better bride than yourself. Even still, you couldn’t stop the tears that continued to dot the paper in front of you. Your lover was marrying. It might be clearly arranged, but that didn’t change the fact that she was better for him than you. 

     Knocking on your front door, Crocodile growled slightly. He hadn’t seen you in days, not since the announcement. He could only think that you must have misunderstood. He didn’t want her, he wanted you. Part of him feared that the shock of the announcement would affect your health, that your already weak body wouldn’t be able to handle such a thing. He had to see if you were alright. Finally the door opened, revealing your butler, the man standing there rather than letting him in like usual.

     “Lord Crocodile. It is… it is a pleasure as always.” the man said with a bow, though he still stayed where he was.

     “I’m here to see Lady Y/n. I haven’t seen her in days. Is she unwell?” he asked, trying not to show just how concerned he was.

     “I’m sorry, my lord, but Lady Y/n has locked herself in her room and refuses to come out. The only person allowed to see her is the maid and even then, only for meals.” the butler said, concern evident on his face. A similar expression crossed his own as he glanced up at your window, the curtains drawn. Why had you locked yourself in your room? Was it the engagement?

     “Tell her that I did not want this engagement. That she is the only one I desire.” he said before walking away, glancing back once more before heading back for his manor. He would have to have a talk with his family, he absolutely would not marry that woman. 

     Despite his message, he still hadn’t seen you in days, by now it had been 2 weeks since he’d last seen you and he was growing ever more agitated. At this point, he’d simply given your butler a large case of money before storming up to your room. It didn’t take much for him to knock your door in, startling you as you looked up at him. You sat on your bed in a nightgown, your cheeks tear stained and eyes blood shot. 

     “L-lord Crocodile, w-what-” “I have not seen you in weeks, your butler says you have locked yourself in your room, and your maid claims that you have been crying! Did you truly not expect me to come?” he asked irritably. More tears filled your eyes, even as you wondered how you still had more to shed.

     “L-lady Veronica is much more well suited to a man such as you. Great wealth, influence, and family, a healthy body to give you as many children as you desire. Such a lady is-” “Not who I desire, doll.” he said, much more softly as he sat on your bed, caressing your cheek. You couldn’t help but lean into his touch, enjoying the feeling of his large hand on your skin once again. 

     “I… wouldn’t you be happier with her?” you asked, staring into his eyes in worry. Crocodile chuckled as he kissed you softly.

     “No. She could be the next in line for the throne or a literal angel and I would still desire you over her. I will always want you over any other. Whether my family approves or not, I will only have you as my bride.” he said, pulling you in for another kiss, then another. Pushing against his chest, you breathed hard.

     “Crocodile, someone could see us kissing like this. It’s…” you blushed as you looked away, making him chuckle.

     “Then one last one and I’ll stop for now, doll. The day you and I wed, however, you can not stop me. As my bride, my wife, such things will no longer cause a scandal and I will be allowed to have you as I please.” he said, giving you one last passionate kiss. He was reluctant to leave you after what had happened over the last two weeks, but he knew he had to sort things out with both families, so he would before asking for your hand. He almost didn’t let go of your hand, leaving you sitting there smiling, your heart pounding. Peeking out your curtain, you watched him leave. Despite how he tried to hide it from you, you could see the fury in the way he walked. He would ‘amend’ things with both parties and he would have you, no matter the cost, his family be damned.

[foretnoires]

akiramon drabble | beginning [TG week: Gift Day]

warning: mature themes, no nsfw but implied, proceed at your own risks!

note: this is my first time joining TG week and I’m a bit clueless of the themes and what I’m doing also, and I didn’t even join each day because of editor’s/writer’s block 😩 here’s my gift for @imgabysama, thank you for your support for every aus and edits of mine even though they’re chaotic af and you’re the first person in TG fandom I’ve got to know 😭 English is not my first language, I’m trying my best, so enjoy 🤗 btw the moodboard is a bonus, so the post won’t look plain 🗿

❝ One-night stand? Actually its consequences are not too bad - at least according to Akira. ❞

Who just pulled up the curtains?

Akira exasperatedly let out a few mumbles, her small face frowned by the annoying light, she was clearly annoyed. In her life, she hated being woken up early in the morning - especially when she was still in her very beautiful dreams. Light streamed into the spacious room from the window, constantly teasing her, making it impossible for her to sleep again.

Akira rolled over on the bed, trying to banish the bright, annoying light. Her slender hands covered her face, Akira huddled aimlessly at something - a blanket, she guessed vaguely, something warm, extremely soft, lying right next to her.

The smell was also pleasant. And her blanket never had any perfume on it...?

Forcing her eyelids to open a little so she could see, through the gaps between her fingers that were still clutching her face, in front of her eyes was a huge mass - oh no, a man's body, rather, or to be more precise, Akira was facing a robust chest more than ever, and she couldn't stop staring at the man's collarbone—

Akira blinked, but the rather seductive 'thing’ didn't budge in the slightest, it started to make her have butterflies in her stomach. He was naked, and apparently she was too. They laid close to each other on the same bed of white sheets, covered under a blanket, and the sheets were strangely messy.

Something must have happened last night that Akira couldn't remember.

Her head hurt like hell now. Overdrinking was always like this.

But actually she was a little relieved, because she hadn't slept with a man in his forties or - worse still - a minor. Instead, this man is very handsome, even though he was sleeping soundly, he still exuded a charming and mature aura, maybe adding a little peace that makes her heart can't help but fluttering.

Akira's eyes for men were still very good, even when her mind was still in a drunken state.

The outlines on his face were quite sharp. High nose bridge, long canthus and delicate facial features. This guy looked like 26-27 years old at most - a few years older than her. His skin was as bright as the sunlights - he looked healthy and muscular at the same time, highlighting the thin pink lips on his face.

The thought of having kissed those lips no less than a dozen times last night made Akira blush. A passionate night with a handsome guy, she didn’t regret it much.

Lost in her thoughts, Akira suddenly remembered what the hell she would say if he woke up now. He would definitely be surprised, the atmosphere would definitely turn awkward, definitely--

The best way now was to sneak out before he woke up...

Talk the talk and walk the walk. Akira struggled to lift his strong arm around her waist away from her, the sudden cold involuntarily made her shiver, her mind started to conflict between curling up in bed and pretending to sleep again, or just letting it be and leaving.

She bit her lower lip, choosing the second option in the end.

It took ten minutes before Akira was able to set her feet on the floor of the hotel room. She tried to make as little noise as possible, take as little steps as possible so he wouldn't hear. But here's the problem: Akira only found her panties under the legs of the bed, and her bra was nowhere to be found.

She swore under her breath, wrapped some sort of cloak over her body, and began to bend down to find the other thing. But strangely, she couldn't find that one very-necessary thing, and Akira couldn't go out without it.

While tearing her hair out in frustration, Akira heard a hoarse voice suddenly coming from the bed, towards her.

“Are you looking for this?”

Akira felt as if she had just died then come back to life.

Lifting her head, her eyes were met with the image of the guy who was supposed to be sleeping, he was sitting stagnantly on the bed, in his hand was her dark purple bra. His face - however, didn't seem as serious as Akira's expression right now, he just kept looking at her with that nonchalant look, his hand was even twirling the bra.

Fuck.

Embarrassed and annoyed, Akira could only run to the bed and rudely snatch the thing from his hand, not daring to meet the other's eyes from beginning to end. He kept staring at her all the time, not like he wanted to eat her, but a look that made Akira feel like an alien.

She cleared her throat unnaturally, but he continued to stare. His gaze was serious, as if he wanted to strip her thin robe, and it was as if she had just committed some very serious crime. Akira didn't know what to do anymore, her limbs suddenly became superfluous.

Suddenly blushed, she discreetly pulled the cloak tightly wrapped around her, trying to avoid that gaze carrying the fire within.

He made her both scared and embarrassed to the point of wanting to dig a hole and hide into it.

".....Stop it." 

"...Stop what...?" 

"All of them-- The staring."

Akira was surprised to see him smile. Taking her eyes off the ivory-white hotel bed sheet, she met the deep gaze of the other man, her heart seemed to drift to an unknown place.

He had very beautiful eyes. Very very beautiful.

"Sorry." He said. The crescent-shaped smile remained on his lips, and grew even wider when he saw her surprised eyes. "Because I've never seen anyone so beautiful, so..."

"I-I'm beautiful?"

The man with the black hair tilted his head to the side, his gaze looking at her for some reason became much softer.

"I'm not exaggerating, you're the most beautiful person I've ever met."

Before Akira knew it, she involuntarily smiled along with him. Look! He looked so much more approachable when he smiled....

She watched him lifting off her right hand, placing a polite kiss on it, and watched his eyes sparkle as he gave another smile. For her.

From that moment on, Akira knew what this moment would bring in her hurried, boring life. It was reflected in his smiling eyes, the eyes she volunteered to bury her heart in.

"Shall we get to know each other first? Hello, I'm Koutarou Amon, 26 years old. Nice to meet you."

"My name is Akira Mado, 22 years old."

The beginning.

[primojade]

Hi again Jade! For me everything is fine! Uni was a bit stressful (especially exams) but everything went smoothly and now I enjoy my summer break!

Oh and now I also fell into another abyss called honkai star rail (I'm married to Jing Yuan, he is so handsome, amazing, his design is just *chef kiss* like look at him )

so yeah... I kind of burned out for genshin, but I still play it... new Kaeya skin is *chef kiss*

What about you? I hope everything was ans is great for you!

QIN!!! I HOPE YOU GET A LOT OF REST FROM ALL THAT EXAMS THEN!! YOURE DOING GREAT COMRADE IM PROUD OF U EHE *pats pats*

Tbh, I also fell in that hole of hsr since its release. Tho i played it for a month before dipping out bc of my terrible luck 😭 (even more terrible than my genshin luck dhsjsg) like bronya and bailu cant stop coming home to me i just want jing yuan or luocha 🗿🗿 SO I AGREED THAT MAN IS A FINE ART, IF ONLY I HADNT LOST TO E1 BAILU OTL

I'm still going strong for genshin tbh! I just hit ar60 on main and ar58 on my asia and ar56 on america where i continue to grind primos for my bbgurl scarapookie. I want to c6r5 him (and i decided to make my america account a wanderer dedicated account oop) even as a f2p (cause damn it i wont spend a single penny on this game mark my words eusjeg) im so ready for him and plus im on guaranteed at soft pity so his c2 (or c3 if im lucky) is coming home whether he likes it or not 😈😈

ANW, I HOPE YOURE DOING GREAT QIN!! ITS BEEN SUCH A PLEASURE TO SEE YOURE STILL HERE OMG I WANT TO PLATONICALLY HUG YOU-

(Btw, if anyone wants to play with me/or friend me in genshin, you can ask for my uid in dms or asks! ^^)

[pixyys]

i got transmigrated into the world of shugo chara! and become a guardian but my guardian chara is somehow an X-egg

what's this? a shugo chara fic but your guardian chara gives you high blood pressure instead of sparkly magical powers.

warnings. a 3 am fic but is not actually written at 3 am; mc with she/her pronouns; mentions of stress and self-deprecation; pure crack and nonsense; shugo chara and tumblr community, i am very sorry.

no idea why old-school mangas tend to stay in elementary/middle schools when they're literally experiencing heart throbbing puppy love and can summon meteors.

everyone is in highschool because we all know how highschool is almost always the setting where those spring time anime doki doki tropes happen.

prologue preview

they say smart people has lots of monologues in their head, and bottled negative emotions can manifest into something- er.. ominous.

so you don't know whether it means that you are an outstanding genius or a miserable person when you found a sus egg beside your pillow.

"kakyoin did you lay this egg?!?"

maybe kakyoin didn't but you most likely did.

the egg looks, erm, normal as per say, kind of. it is slightly bigger than your favorite boiled chicken egg, and pure, uh- black? purple-ish? in color. if this is the world of shugo chara, your egg looks like the ones that the main gang purify on a daily basis- wait.

wait.

bruh.

introducing [name] or [mc]

catchphrase include bruh, oh my god, and bob.

sigma rule #1 no simping😎

[name] x overthinking x self deprecation true love triangle route (أ‿أ)/ j.

her whole personality is meme. that's it.

au if this universe is more dark/ less family friendly and [name] suffers an open wound injury during a guardian-fight:

"name! quick! what's your type?"

"i don't think this is an appropriate time, but i like them tall, dark and handsome."

[name]'s future glimpsed through the looking glass (or magic ball, tarot cards, whichever works).

you give your new egg a once over. it is truly pitch dark in color, if not a bit purple.

'the forbidden egg.'

the egg sprung and cracked into life. its shell hit your temple, like it was trying to hit your eye and missed.

(being recruited to join the guardians)

"okay, but how much am i getting paid for this?"

"doesn't that mean my egg is basically an x-egg?"

"heart egg. yes, but no."

"oh my god, are you guys going to exorcise me now?"

"we can name our guardian charas?!"

"no, they-"

"i'm gonna name mine bob."

"..right"

(it's kairi. kairi and mc = no energy and too much energy so true.)

"[name]! rima-chan told me your heart egg hatched yesterday!"

"yea, it cracked open after i left it on the fridge for three hours."

"🗿"

(everyone shall tremble at [name]'s himbo-ness, amu not excluded.)

"ohh let yaya see! let yaya see! ahh she looks so cute!"

"please do not assume my pronouns."

"bob-"

"but you're in luck, you're right. i go by she/her."

"you're supposed to be the manifestation of my heart's desire! my hopes and dreams! my inner heart!"

"i am! i don't see the point why you're saying this!"

"bob!"

"[name]!"

"oh wow, you're really accepting that name."

"say, er.. it's valentine day."

"yeah?"

kukai silently peers at the bag of chocolate in your hands.

"oh, right," you nod as you open the bag of chocolates. the boy in question can only stare as you take one of the glistening treats, lift it to both of your eyes' level, then proceed to pop it into your mouth with your eyes dead on the former jack's line of sight.

"i have to start doing the self-love campaign seriously. confessing to other people sounds like a hassle, anyway. so i'll just confess to myself."

"epic idea. saves a lot of anxiety and stress too."

kukai and daichi are too stunned to speak.

uhh so i don't really remember what happened in shugo chara it's been years, (i'll probably read the manga but it's so long-) but i did read the wiki and found out that these canonically 12 years old kids are basically fighting some secret evil cult organization; one of them, at some point becomes a spy then suffers in some moral dilemma. bonus points that each of these primary schoolers possibly has distinctive crippling insecurity and trauma, and has better love lives than i have ever had-

[mc], everytime things go down, in a chronological order:

[mc], most of the time whenever encountering something easter-related:

in case if anyone is curious about the kakyoin and egg thing.

(all jokes aside, shugo chara is one of the best magical girls manga/ anime in my childhood, this feels nostalgic haha)

[mulletmitsuya]

Toman groupchat

Warnings: this is all satire please don't take any of this seriously🗿, swearing, suggestive, long (cause i haven't done one in a while, i think. i have no concept of time sorry), also og Takemitchi's here who doesn't know what the fucks going on

Desc: just Baji being dumb and Chifuyu and Hakkai slander (affectionate)

Baji: yk what i never understood

Baji: why are there seatbelts on a plane

Baji: what are you gonna run into, the clouds????

Mikey: Baji i thought you were doing better in school :/

Draken: are you serious

Chifuyu: ...

Kazutora: bro

Kazutora: what

Baji: yes i'm serious it doesn't make fucking sense

Mitsuya: it's for when there's turbulence

Mitsuya: or like, the plane crashes

Baji: ...

Baji: oh

Baji: ok then that makes sense

Kazutora: why did you randomly think of this?

Baji: Chifuyu wants to be a pilot so i wanted to make sure it was safe

Mikey: he could plunge from the sky at any moment

Kazutora: the plane could spontaneously combust

Baji: idk what the fuck you just said

Kazutora: it could blow up

Mitsuya: stop lying oh my god

Mitsuya: car accidents are more common than air plane crashes

Baji: idk why that's relevant to me cause i drive a motorcycle

Mitsuya: you're right, sorry🙂

Hakkai: i didn't know you wanted to be a pilot Chifuyu

Hakkai: i just figured you'd do whatever Baji-kun did

Chifuyu: stfu 😐

Baji: lmao simp

Kazutora: LMAO

Mikey: he knows??

Draken: who wouldn't tbh

Kazutora: nah tho who's worse

Draken: wdym

Kazutora: "Taka-chan!!! Lol look at me being silly and goofy. Do you see my abs?? Aren't i huge and sexy??😜 Oh my lock screen?? Just cause you're my favourite homie that's all!!😊 I don't look at it longingly every night when i sleep! You just have a super sexy mouth watering side profile, that's all! Can i ride your di- I MEAN BIKE😳. Haha that's what i meant yes😁"

Draken: NAH💀

Mikey: OMFG SJVSMDB WHAT

Kazutora: or

Kazutora: "Baji-san!☺ Do you want Yakisoba?! i'll go buy it for you right now! You have such beautiful, luscious jet black hair! And you're so handsome! Any bo- i mean girl would fall head over heals for you😋 You have such nice abs, can i touch them? Can i watch you exercise? Just so i can get your routine! I wanna know everything about you! It's just cause i respect you thats all!😊 And you're my friend! No, not like Koko and Inupi, that's different. Was very sexy of you to set that car on fire 🤣🔥"

Kazutora: choose your fighter

Smiley: this was lowkey foul, they're right here💀

Draken: Kazutora log off

Draken: why Koko and Inupi leave them alone💀

Baji: WAIT STOP GSKSJKSHDJDJJDH

Chifuyu: i've never said any of those things in my life Kazutora 😐

Baji: YOU'VE SAID ALL OF THEM

Chifuyu: IT'S JUST CAUSE I RESPECT YOU

Kazutora: bro

Draken: why are you doing this to them

Smiley: where's Hakkai and Mitsuya💀

Hakkai: i just think that this was unnecessary :/

Hakkai: i don't appretiate being made fun of

Mikey: HSJSGJSKSJ HAKKAI YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE

Mikey: I CAN'T BREATH

Mitsuya: i mean

Mitsuya: it was pretty accurate💀

Hakkai: Taka-chan????

Smiley: gonna die for this one

Smiley: "Mikey-kun!!" I would do absolutely anything for you! Why would you question your worth to me??? You are my heart and soul. The reason that i breath! It's fine if you killed that person, i'm sure they were a bad person! It was your closest friend? Oh uhm, lets just ignore that then 😊. I'll help you hide the body. You've done absolutely nothing wrong ever in your life. Oh, Haruchiyo? Uhm. Uh....well... that one was a bit much but he forgave you so that's fine! Of course i'll protect you! You're my best friend after all 😚"

Kazutora: NAHOYA ARE YOU CRAZY????

Smiley: he's not gonna kick me through the screen is he💀

Draken: Takemitchy come out. you're always lurking

Draken: defend yourself

Takemitchy: ha😅 i don't remeber saying all that, to be honest

Takemitchy: and uhm

Takemitchy: who are you

Draken: what happend with Sanzu?

Mikey: 😐

Mikey: you think you're so funny

Smiley: i'm the funniest person here actually

Kazutora: can we go back to Hakkai

Hakkai: what's your problem with me😐

Kazutora: not too fond of gay people

Mitsuya: stfu

Kazutora: explain yourself Hakkai

Hakkai: there's nothing to explain idk what you're talking about :|

Baji: you're not just a clown you're the whole circus

Baji: anyway

Baji: i can't wait for Chifuyu to fly areolas

Mitsuya: what????

Mikey: DO YOU MEAN AEROPLANES??

Draken: Baji c'mon now 😕

Kazutora: what's an areola

Mikey: the thing that surrounds nipples

Mikey: it's nipple, then areola, then tit

Draken: why'd you explain it like that?

Kazutora: the thing that women have? oh

Mikey: ?????

Draken: everyone with nipples has areolas tf?

Kazutora: i don't have any

Draken: nipples?????

Kazutora: no you silly goose

Kazutora: aeroplanes

Baji: why we talking about tits?

Draken: i'm done idc anymore

Mitsuya: what is wrong with you people

Smiley: it's like you guys are rotating half a braincell 😐

[megumis-lashes]

Sugary Sweet

Pairing: Young! Wakasa Imaushi x reader 

AN: Umm this was just supposed to be a drabble i have no idea how it became this but.. enjoy ig lmao. Update: I switched it all to his first name since I used his surname accidentally 🗿

Word Count: 2.2k (yes i get carried away what about it hmm) 

Contains: Legit just fluff lol, princess is used, fem reader is implied but i don’t think pronouns are specified at all, partially inspired by fall out boy (mainly Irresistable and Immortals) since i find their music extremely fitting for the formation of black dragon :>

Listening to Fall Out Boy! with teen Wakasa and Shinichiro, hanging out in the ravenettes room after school.

Wakasa, signature lollipop in hand, sat on the bed, bored eyes surveying the room as he occasionally tinkered with Shinichiro’s belongings.

Shin was sitting at a rough old desk in the center of the room, staring intently at an old bike engine he was ‘sure as hell’ that he could fix up.

I sat in between the two, fiddling with a pencil and staring down diligently at my homework.

Out of the three of us, I attended school the most and was expected to keep my grades up. Second came Wakasa, who, despite skipping a lot to manage gang activities, was naturally gifted or so in school, managing to pass his classes with minimal effort. Last came Shinichiro. How that kid hadn’t been kicked out of school yet was a mystery to all. He was currently failing multiple classes, but whenever Waka or I would offer to tutor him, he would run off and get into a fight or continue working on his bikes.

“Hey Waka.”

“Yeah?” He replied

“I know you skip school all time time but do you know how to do this equation? Precalc is kicking my ass right now!” I sighed, banging my ahead against one of Shin’s pillows.

“Probably…. Here lemme take a look at it yeah?” Waka mumbled, slowing rising from his position on the bed and inching towards me.

“ EUREKA!!” Shin yelled, shooting up from his seat as his desk. He joyfully beamed down at the old engine in front of him.

“The fuck Shin? You scared the shit outta me man!” Wakasa sighed dramatically, dragging a hand through his messy blonde hair. My eyes lingered on the sight for a bit, internally sighing at how pretty he was without trying. I really didn’t blame all the girls for liking him. Despite the fact that he was a major delinquent in the area, he was genuinely a good guy, an attractive one at that.

“ Waka! I just hit the gold mine of the bike world! This engine looks amazing I gotta go try it out!” He scrambled from his desk to his door, engine and tools in tow.

“I’m gonna set up my bike with the new engine! I’ll be back in a bit. Waka, you better not pull any moves on Y/N! You hear me!” Shin trailed off, sprinting recklessly down the stairs and towards the garage, most likely tripping along the way. I rolled my eyes.

“That idiot” Waka and I said simultaneously. I giggled.

“No seriously, one day he’s gonna fall down the stairs and wind up in a hospital bed for a few months, not that that’s new.” I smiled, reminiscing on the times when Waka and I would visit Shin in the hospital after large fights. Despite being a gang leader, he typically suffered the most serious injuries due to his recklessness.

I could practically hear Wakasa smirk as he finally settled onto the floor, turning his head to face me.

“That idiot really is reckless isn’t he.” He rolled his eyes. “He always warns me to not pull any moves on you, wonder if he has a crush on ya’ huh?” He chided, pushing my shoulder childishly.

“WHATT?? No way Waka, don’t even joke about that!” I waved my hands around, frantically, feeling a warmth spread to the tips of my ears. “We see each other as siblings! Nothing more…”I trailed off.

“Woah there Princess! You seem real defensive now, ya’ sure you’re not the one crushin’ on Shin?” Once again his devilish, albeit handsome, smirk resurfaced, causing me to glare at him.

“How could I have a crush on him with the amount of math homework I have! I thought you were gonna help me with it hmm?” I shrugged, thankful I could get away from the topic of crushes.

If Waka found out I had a crush, much less had a crush on him, I for sure wouldn’t hear the end of it. Shin had already figured out my feelings towards the boy. How? I had no clue. His teasing was relentless though, especially when we were in front of the ‘white leopard’ himself. The reason why Shinichiro would throw out lame remarks like “don’t pull any moves” or “stay in your lane, Waka” was more of a way to tease me than the blond, knowing that I would get flustered every time he insinuated something going on between the two of us.

“Hmm? Changing the topic so soon princess? C’mon I wanna know about your crush! Don’t think Shin didn’t tell me about it!” He chided. I felt my stomach do flips at the thought of Shin embarrassing me without my knowledge.

“Although he did leave out some real important information ya’ know, he didn’t say who ya’ were crushin’ on. I’m real curious, so why don’t ya’ tell me hmm?”

At that moment I wanted to sprint up from my spot on the floor, dart into Shinichiro’s room in the garage, and smack the delinquency outta him. He had some nerve telling my secrets to Wakasa Imaushi of all people.

“Shin doesn’t know how to keep his damn mouth shut, does he…” I mumbled, avoiding the blond’s intense gaze in my direction.

“Look at me. I wanna hear about your crush yeah!” Waka chided once again. The air was thicker this time though. He spoke as if he could sense my anxiety and wanted to lighten the mood. Despite his pleading, I continued to look away, finding interest in the disorganized bookshelf in the corner of Shin’s room.

“Princess..” I heard him sigh, and some shuffling. I expected him to give up, maybe go back to sitting on Shin’s bed or even grab my homework to help me as he promised. What I wasn’t expecting was a rough, but warm, hand to softly grasp around the bottom half of my face, gently turning it towards the owner of said hand. I slightly flinched upon contact but quickly melted into the warmth, much faster that I would’ve liked. Despite the physical reorientation of my face, I kept my eyes averted, knowing that the warmth from the tips of my ears had long spread to the apples of my cheeks, dousing me in an embarrassing red hue.

“Y/N.. why do shy hmm? You can look at me ya’ know, don’t know what got ya’ so damn embarrassed all of a sudden.” He continued. “Ah! Unless you have a crush on me that is. I could see why you’d be so mad at that idiot!” He chuckled, his boyish charm and airy laugh almost completely distracting me from what he just said.

Upon comprehension, my eyes widened but I stayed quiet. How the hell do you reply to something like that? I had no idea, but at that moment I knew that I wanted to crawl under Shin’s bed and pretend nothing existed.

“Hmm? Earth to Y/N? You don’t actually have a crush on me do ya’?” He continued to hold my face. It was then that I realized just how close Wakasa had gotten to me, close enough for me to smell the faint aroma of sweetness from his lollipop and the dusty scent of his cologne mixed with sweat that had faded drastically since the morning. I exhaled.

“Ya’ know Wakasa, this wasn’t exactly how I pictured confessing…” I trailed off a bit, taking another breath before continuing. “Yeah, I do have a crush on you, I’ve liked you for a while now. ‘Was just gonna stay quiet and let it go away but Shin kept pushing me to confess! All of that “don’t pull any moves” crap was his way of teasing me… ‘wanted to embarrass me in front of you since I refused to confess.” I paused, still maintaining a piercing eye contact with the bookshelf in the corner. I could feel Waka’s breath brush my ear, and I knew that if I made eye contact I wouldn’t be able to finish my sentence without becoming a stuttering mess. “Look, Wakasa, I’m not expecting you to fell the same or anything, I just don’t wanna ruin what we have-“ I was cut off by a shocking sweetness and the feeling of hot breath panning over the bottom half of my face. Surprised, I fully faced the boy, making eye contact. My eyes raked over his face, noticing just how warm his face had gotten, the peachy color of his ears and cheeks mirroring mine. As my eyes fell upon my lips, I noticed that the signature stick of a lollipop was long gone, and it struck me. In order to shut me up, Wakasa had taken his lollipop and pushed it into my mouth, the action enough to disrupt my speech and further fluster me. At the realization, I couldn’t stop myself from twirling my tongue around the candy, the sweetness of the treat combined with the thought of it being an indirect kiss enough to bring a shiver down my spine.

“Wow Y/N… can’t say I expected that..” He chucked, bashfully rubbing the back of his neck. “Before you go off embarrassing yourself why don’t you hear out my side of the story hmm?” I nodded, still disheveled from the previous few moments.

“I don’t know why you expected me to reject you.. I mean I’ve liked you for months now man. Shinichiro always teased me for being ‘super fuckin’ obvious’ with my feelings but I guess he was wrong.” He smirked again, except this time there was a certain warmth behind it, not being as sinister as his usual expressions.

“Lemme take ya’ on a date, yeah? Shinichiro’s treat since that dumbass always makes us embarrass ourselves..” he mumbled, shaking his head at the thought of the ravenette tinkering away at his engine without a thought in the world.

“Hmm princess? Whatcha still quiet for? You’re not rejecting my offer are ya’? He chided poking my cheek. Feeling a sudden wave of confidence wash over me, I popped the lollipop from my mouth and reached forward to grab the boy’s collar, pulling his face towards mine. Our lips made contact, and even though my eyes were squinted shut, I could practically see the wide eyed expression on Imaushi’s face. Despite the suddenness of it, Waka kissed back whole heartedly, soft and slightly rougher lips mingling together, the subtle flavor of the lollipop sweetening the experience. I deepened the kiss, throwing my arms around his neck, practically straddling his hips. He reciprocated, wrapping his arms tightly around my waist, pressing his lips to mine even hungrier than before.

The kiss seemed to carry on for decades, only to be cut short by the two of us gasping for air, internally cursing our lungs for needing oxygen to survive. Surviving off of kisses alone seemed far more appealing. Upon breaking apart, we both took quick breaths, basking in each other’s presence. Remembering my original plan, a cheeky smile covered my face. Taking the lollipop from before, the one I still held in my hand, I lifted it to Wakasa’s lips, pushing the candy back into his mouth, much like he had done before. He jumped a bit, one hand coming to grab at my hands, the other going towards his mouth, brushing over the stick and then his lips.

“You can’t just do that!! Damn that’s embarrassing!” He whined, pushing me off of him and wrestling me to the floor, reversing the way we were positioned.

“Come on Waka! You did it to me before! Think of it as payback!” I smirked up at him, attempting to mimic the devilish smirks he always uses to his advantage.

“But that was different! You were going on and on about me rejecting you and blah blah blah-“

“OK OK! I get the point, dumbass…” I pouted. His arms fell around me, somewhat caging me in.

“Waka…”

“What’s up princess?” There he went with that nickname again, he really new how to fluster me without even lifting a finger.

“So if you reciprocate my feelings, then what does that make us now?” I slightly mumbled, a bit nervous to ask the question.

“We’re boyfriend and girlfriend now. Isn’t it obvious, you’re such a dumbass!” He sighed dramatically, playfully rolling his eyes. I teasingly punched him in the chest.

“I’m just makin’ sure asshole! You’re the one who acted all ‘lovey dovey’ when we were just friends! You’re not as easy to read as you think, ya’ know!” I pouted, once again, bringing my hand to my face to push away my hair.

Our conversation was cut short by the sound of light clapping, effectively causing us to turn our heads towards the source of the sound, the doorway. There stood Shinichiro, a towel draped over his shoulder and an old tool belt slung around his waist. He eyed us curiosly.

“Wow so you guys actually confessed huh? Fucking finally! Only took you like, 5 whole years!” He sighed dramatically, swiping his hand across his forehead. “You guys look mighty comfy’ there hmm? Better not have done anything weird in my room ya’ hear?!” He chuckled, receiving glares from the both of us.

“Shin, ya’ better start running now! ‘Cuz I have a few reasons as to why I wanna fuckin’ kill you!!”

[bisluthq]

I love joe and I do think he's good looking but there's no way in hell he's hotter than jake lmao. if you think so you're def biased. 😭 // No?? 😭 I don't think it's nonsense that some people think Joe is hotter than Jake, I've seen viral tweets about how Joe is the hottest boyfriend Taylor has ever had. This "Prince Charming" thing is ridiculous, but I didn't understand this "there's no way in hell" anon, your opinion is not the absolute truth

I mean SUBJECTIVELY obvi it makes sense for some people but the same way as SUBJECTIVELY many people do not like Chris Evans lmao. Like there are two issues here: 1) “Joe is hotter FOR ME” 2) “Joe is more conventionally handsome”. The first is obvi fine like dudes 🗿 Matt Smith is hotter FOR ME than all these bros lol like I think he’s sexy af but the second is like a bit nonsensical imo because they’re… both handsome and both have stuff that prevents them from being perfect looking.