#hannibal and his ipad

[thecoolestcowboy]

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[samannibal]

do y’all think hannibal has animal crossing pocket camp on his ipad?

[multifandom--mess]

thinking about hannibal having an insta or facebook account where he would show off his fancy meals and stuff 🤧

[drinktheblood]

This is where I post from

[sanguinaryrot]

did Hannibal have a tv or was he just an iPad baby

[grahamcore]

was just reminded that hannibal in the nbc show canonically owns an ipad and now all i can think about is him setting it up in his kitchen to follow along to cooking videos like some kind of cannibalistic suburban mom

[agoraphobiaismyname]

Let's be honest Hannibal is 100% a Tumblr girlie. He'd be in the trenches with us. He'd be posting his art of Will's butt. He'd run a hate blog for Tattle Crime. He shares our madness.

One time he leaves the app open on his iPad when Will visits and because of course Will sits at Hannibal's desk sometimes like it's his own, Will discovers the madness. He just scrolls through the Murder Husbands and the Hannigram tags with an increasing look of surprise on his face, like a trainwreck he couldn't look away from.

After a few quiet moments, Will just looks up and goes:

"Why do you follow a blog named willgrahamscock."

[willgrahamscock]

I had a dream about my own Will Graham onlyfans AU, and it was just Hannibal opening his iPad and finding out that Will collaborated with some guy for the first time and all the videos were titled “my therapist _____ me” and he left comments like “I’d like to see his credentials” and “I bet he’s not even a real therapist” on every single video until he was blocked.

[its-blorbin-time]

Mason Verger (tripping absolute balls in Hannibal’s trunk): are we there yet???

Hannibal (typing “Is human flesh safe for dogs? Thank you.” into the internet explorer search bar on his ipad): no

[ihavemanyhusbands]

🔪 with Hannibal ?

Yes yes yessss perfect fit!!

——

You knocked on the door to Hannibal’s office, opening up as you heard his faint voice granting you access.

He sat at his desk, reading something on his ipad. His brow was furrowed in displeasure, his posture tense. He sniffed in that way you’d seen him do when he was furious, nose scrunching slightly in what looked like a snarl.

You stopped by one of the armchairs, unsure if you should approach.

“Bad time to visit?” You asked, sitting down.

He glanced up at you. “Freddie Lounds is up to her usual antics. This new article on Tattle Crime is… particularly scalding.”

“You know she likes to get under your skin,” you said, mouth twisting to one side with distaste. “She knows just which buttons to press.”

“Will and I are certainly her favorite subjects,” he sighed, setting down his tablet. “I have been kind before by warning her, but I’m not sure if I can spare any more kindness.”

“Especially not when she’s been so rude,” you added slowly, your words holding the weight of secret meaning.

He pushed his chair away from his desk and opened his arms in a gesture for you to approach. You got up and stepped into his embrace, his hands settling on your hips.

You cupped his face gently, scanning his features. The planes of his handsome face always seemed more severe when he was disquieted. His eyes were unfathomable, too, so searching them wouldn’t prove very fruitful.

You wondered how many had looked into that flat gaze and lived to tell the tale.

“You look like you want to kill me… or maybe fuck me,” you said, the softness of your voice constrasting your words. You tilted your head to the side in curiosity. “Or maybe even both.”

He let out a slight huff of amusement. “Pain and pleasure war inside me. Pleasure at seeing you, and pain… at the consequences of my being merciful with someone undeserving. Perhaps I should go back to listening to my instincts.”

“And what do your instincts tell you now?”

“That I definitely do not want to kill you right now. Or ever, for that matter. I should always make that abundantly clear.”

You smiled, but raised an eyebrow. “What about the other option?”

“That can definitely be arranged,” he smirked, hands squeezing your hips. “And that’s more than my instincts guiding me.”

———

[ssaseaprince]

Headcanon that Hannibal's guilty pleasure is playing Candy Crush on his IPad

[i-bit-the-dust-it-was-yummy]

Hannibal sitting at his desk like a little iPad kid reading Freddie’s ‘takes one to know one’ article: “You are very naughty Ms. Lounds”🧍

[bottlesandbones]

Regressor!Hannibal Lecter Headcanons!

VERY small Regressor, 1-3 usually

doesn't like to talk very much if he's little

loves being held

needs his paci at all times

puts EVERYTHING in his mouth

will bite if he gets nervous

chews everything as well

extreme attachment to one stuffie

much less snobby about food when little (he likes typical baby/toddler foods)

likes quiet activities like coloring and puzzles the best

major crawler- if he's not watched he'll wander off

loves to play with dolls

doesn't like watching shows & prefers reading/being read to

cooking games on the iPad are his weakness (Papa's freezeria...)

really likes birds. watching them, photographing them, drawing them ect.

onesies!!!! has waaaay too many

his little wardrobe is just as vast as his regular one

[rosesocietyy]

Sometimes I'll randomly remember Armand and his little ipad and just start laughing uncontrollably like I'm sorry but wtf is that old ass man doing on that device bruh making pinterest boards? surveillance? how many twt gc is he in? does he have stan accounts? I want to open up his skull Hannibal style and peer into his brain with a microscope.

Also what stupid ass call was he making in ep 7 while pointedly and directly standing in sunlight? babygirl you're so weird (derogatory)

[l0vecrim3]

hannibal lecter watching ethel cain’s live on his ipad

[thecoolestcowboy]

i want domestic house-husband hannibal so bad bro

- doing dishes

- vacuuming dog hair out of his carpet

- lint rolling his couch

- picking up will’s dogs from the groomers

- sitting in a recliner reading his ipad with glasses on

- combing wills hair before going to a fancy outing

- going grocery shopping with a shopping list

- sewing up a toy the dogs ripped open