#hardcore catboy

[time-to-write-and-suffer]

Something something fiction is the place to explore taboo topics and power imbalances and fiction truly is different from reality something something but the recent wave of "gritty" popular media promoting/normalizing shit like incest and sexual assault is noticably creating an uptick in people finding that acceptable and desirable and maybe we should stop and reconsider before more real people get hurt something something.

[wonderfulxhappiness]

i like the catboy :3

holds you so gently. i love you

[mayonakano-archive]

hi boy meowtual what's going on what is it- tuesday?? Aye...

my vocaloid song rec for you todayy is 2d dream fever (bigtime flash warning) which happens to be one of those songs for me that i didn't like very much until a few listens- why did i keep listening to it, you ask? the project diva map is hell on earth and i wanted to master it ahah...

but i reeallllyyy really really Really really like it now i realize it's very groovy.....or maybe that's just the................the 2d dream fever.................................................

anyway the electric guitar in this cums and the visuals are kind of mesmerizing to watch while listening.. hypnotic..... like the fever

Hope that the divine decides to spoil you this week, lots of love, peace out leoj :･ﾟ✧ 

hi beloved girlboss mutual. there's not much going on <3 as i type this there is a massive storm with very loud rain and thunder and lightning. it may be loud but i am an enjoyer of storms.

the entire time i sat there thinking THIS SOUNDS SO FAMILIAR but i cannot tell you why. it's a banger of a song tho i love it. where have i heard it before. hello. but it is. So Good. A bop.

thank u ems beloved i am kind of suffering but it's okay <3 i hope you have the most wonderful of weeks!!!!

[switchycatgirlfriend]

Holy fucking shit, Pierce The Veil fucking slaps, what the hell did I miss all these years???

I love that they make clear their latin american roots in this song. Of course they are their own thing, but specifically here, it's inevitable for me to be reminded of The Mars Volta, since both have latin american and post hardcore elements in their music. (When they are not having a fucking endless acid trip odyssey, that is. Maybe they are closer to At The Drive-In? idk it's not a necessary comparison either way.)

What a great recommendation from my girfriend and her bff. Está de huevos esta rola, no mames 🖤🖤

Chingón.

[pocketbelt]

they announced one of the main writers for FFXIV: Dawntrail is the one who wrote the Shadowbringers trial series, "Sorrow of Werlyt", and the amount of people going "ew no that's the one that redeems Gaius" drives me kind of insane

That storyline takes Gaius and says "Behold this idiot, watch and be stunned as everything he ever said to anyone turned out to be fucking obviously wrong. Watch as the fascist imperialist philosophy he ingrained into his beloved children makes them run to their deaths, even as he pleads them not to, and they tell him to fuck himself and do it anyway. Marvel as he watches them die by your hand, you, who destroyed Gaius himself at the peak of his life, and he can do nothing to stop it", and that's a redemption arc to people

The only surviving kid only makes it because her brother acts to protect her, she doesn't make it because of any act of Gaius'

The entire story is literally "In case you somehow missed it in ARR and most of Stormblood, everything Gaius believed in was horseshit and there's no such thing as a 'noble general in the evil empire'". All his meritocracy bullshit vanished the second he was gone, no-one but his own children believed it or held onto it, and the empire put someone directly opposed to that belief into his old seat when he vanished. No-one cared, no-one else "believed", the Empire was never about that, it was only propped up in his own singular legion by him being there and the second he was gone the legion dumped it and moved on and only Gaius was too naive and stupid to see it.

I mean for fuck sake, the Empire digs up the chemical gas weapon he explicitly had sealed away and destroyed all record of after he's gone and if it wasn't for a particularly dedicated and enterprising catboy and his comedy crew of hardcore engineers, it would have caused the eighth apocalypse

Even the follow-up in patch 6.4, of the family portrait, isn't some "aw he good now" thing. The family portrait you help organise for him has to have four of its six members be projected onto the scene via a machine's reconstruction of them as normal people because they're dead, they threw their lives away because the ideology Gaius taught them meant they could only think to die fighting and nothing else. That's his loving family portrait: four ghosts stood at his back as his last living child smiles through her pain.

"well the people of Werlyt didn't kill him for conquering them" they let him clean up the mess he made (which meant watching his children be killed) and as "thanks" they're letting him stay there to live out the last third of his life or so attempting to atone by fixing the damage he did.

He's 56 at the time of ARR; the Empire he gave 3-4 decades of his life to is gone, it's a smouldering ruin, all but one of the people he loved is dead, his surviving daughter is scarred by the path he led her down, and what few friends he had are also dead. He learned that his beliefs were all horseshit and pretty much everyone around him except for himself knew it, he must live knowing that those beliefs got his children killed, all that he achieved that he once considered "good" was for nothing, he learned that the cool old emperor he idolised who had no magic but built an empire by pulling up his bootstraps and who told him that magic and gods were bad was actually an ancient incredibly magical sorceror attempting to resurrect his own god.

That's not a redemption arc, he's the most owned man still alive in XIV

[phanfictioncatalogue]

AO3 Fics (11) Masterlist

part one, part two, part three, part four, part five, part six, part seven, part eight, part nine, part ten

a night to remember (ao3) - grievingwarwidow

Summary: roxie, who prefers the label exotic performer over stripper, is a star amongst people who are out when the sun goes down. who better for a close-minded phil who has despised what he labels as lowlifes to suddenly obsess over than Roxie himself?

aka the one where phil gets pathetically hung up on dan, better known as roxie and is desperate to get to know him better.

cat bells (ao3) - N_Chu4Ever

Summary: The catboy photoshoot, except it all goes weirdly wrong because Phil accidentally bought Dan a magic cat costume off the internet. Oops.

Chips (ao3) - philsmeatylegss

Summary: Dan struggling with the concept that all healthy couples should fight.

Charmed (ao3) - hygge

Summary: Dan doesn’t understand Valentine’s Day. That is until he’s given an anonymous card with someone’s phone number in it. It takes months of talking with this anonymous person to learn who they are, and it ends up being the person that Dan least expects.

Come Over (ao3) - Mysticallykai

Summary: Dan and Phil's relationship is beginning to bloom, but Dan is terrified to let Phil into his home so he keeps pushing him away. He however, slowly learns that Phil is someone who will make his house a home.

Based loosely off of "Come Over" By Noah Kahan

dan and philly's wet moments (ao3) - heartsopenminds

Summary: Phil loathes hiring people to come and fix stuff around the house - he never imagined that watching someone power washing a patio could be so much fun though.

Daniel Howell: The Man Behind the Clown Mask (ao3) - danhoweiis

Summary: Rising to fame in the mid-2010’s, YouTube star and self proclaimed professional internet clown, Daniel Howell has had quite the repertoire of careers, from BBC Radio 1 DJ, to author of 3 best selling books. After the success of his last two global tours, Dan is taking to the stage yet again. In an exclusive interview with GQ magazine, I was given the opportunity to follow Dan on the UK leg of his tour and see what it takes to produce a sell out show and maybe find out the key to his success.

Danisnotadom (ao3) - Sinninghowlter

Summary: Dan's not a dom. Everyone swears up and down that he is, insists he is domming his boyfriend and is too good to take it in the ass.

Phil's not a sub. Everyone thinks he is, everyone thinks his baby is in charge. What they don't know is his hardcore boyfriend is actually a princess.

domino’s pizza (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: dan can’t stop thinking about calling phil ‘daddy’ again, but his anxiety makes it feel impossible to communicate his desires with phil. but phil always knows when something’s up, and dan can’t bear to keep things from him.

Electronics and the Phil’s that break them (ao3) - Fictropes

Summary: The first time’s an accident, a proper accident— a Phil forgot how to hold his cup and now he’s watching his coffee seep into his keyboard type accident.

Guilty Pleasure (ao3) - ThoughtaThought

Summary: Dan and Phil meet at a BDSM club and decide to play. Dan is a rigger and a masochist. Phil is a sadist and a rope bunny. It’s perfect.

hard launch at last (ao3) - calvinahobbes

Summary: “Maybe the exact right moment won’t ever present itself.” Dan can feel himself hurtling towards some cosmic revelation as they stand here on a sandy beach in Portugal, the ocean bringing out the blue in Phil’s eyes.

hard times, baby (ao3) - queerofcups

Summary: For some people, their jumps came with a task. Figure it out, finish it and your past self would just fade away. That's not Dan. He's not sure why his past self is here. But he's got some theories.

I Don't Love You (ao3) - Raspberrysaxophone

Summary: Dan and Phil work in an office and are (unfortunately) sharing a desk. Phil is often away on business or working from home so they are never there at the same time. They both get frustrated with how the other one organises the shared space and tell each other that through notes

- or -

Dan and Phil hate each other, but soon Dan realises that he is developing a crush on him. What will a New York business trip (where they are sharing a room xxx) do to their relationship?

Knight of Wands (ao3) - dapg_otmebytheballs

Summary: Dan does not believe in fate and destiny and fortune-telling. Dan finds the idea of fortune-telling at the same time exciting and terrifying. He definitely doesn’t believe in it though. But he’s starting to have doubts.

OR

Dan watches Phil do tarot readings and learns something about fate.

knight of wands (ao3) - dizzy

Summary: Some days are just boring.

(And some aren't.)

Neighbourly Nook (ao3) - wednesday_ukiru

Summary: The stranger had a dimple on his cheek that appeared when he laughed.

“I’m Dan,” he said, extending his hand. Phil reached for it with extreme eagerness, their knuckles knocking together in a particularly painful way, and they both winced, but Dan immediately broke into a smile. “I don’t know why I offered you a handshake, I never know how to do them.”

nylon is for delicate work (ao3) - Anonymous

Summary: A forensic linguist meets a lawyer in Rawtenstall.

Sunshine on the street at the parade (ao3) - ForeverJustAnEmoKidAtHeart

Summary: Dan and Phil meet at a Pride Parade.

The Philver Scream (ao3) - UnorthodoxSavvy

Summary: While Dan's career in the FBI is taking off, Phil is left behind to pick up the pieces of his life after his brother's death. However, he finds himself plagued by strange nightmares that he can't explain. Soon, people around him start dying. Can Dan and Phil's partnership survive the mounting body count?

'tis the damn season (ao3) - pasteldanhowells

Summary: Dan is the coffee shop regular at the shop Phil just started working at. Phil quickly learns that Dan is a bit of a Grinch who refuses to try the shops' holiday drinks, or anything new really. Phil's determined to change Dan's mind about the holiday drinks.

to let the light in (ao3) - cityofphanchester

Summary: Searching for a fresh start after a decade of dead ends in London, Dan becomes obsessed with a storytelling show on Rossendale Radio and a voice that hasn't been broadcast in years.

Two Man Team (ao3) - Nefertiti1052 (Succubusphan)

Summary: This is the story of two struggling friends who after many trials and tribulations find their way back to each other and build the life they've always dreamed of.

Or how Phil changed his life by talking to random strangers on the internet.

Wagon Wheel (ao3) - SylvesterLester

Summary: Is there enough room in Wagon Wheel for Phil's saloon and Sheriff Howell's city-slickin' ways?

when it feels like nothing else matter, will you put your arms around me? (ao3) - commonemergency

Summary: “Sorry.” Phil says.

His father wraps his arms around him, and the embrace feels warm. It’s an embrace that he hasn’t felt in a long time. It’s like when he was a kid and something scary happened and his father just held him like nothing could ever hurt him because his father was there protecting him.

“It’s okay.” His father quietly whispers into his hairline. “It’s okay.”

He didn’t know how to tell him all the things that he wanted to say, like: I don’t know how to stop my thoughts from spiralling out of control. What if the medicine makes it worse? What do we do if things don’t get better? How do I live in a world that doesn’t have my dad in it?

“Let’s just enjoy right now.” His father says, and he doesn’t let go of him.

"You look at my face a lot" (ao3) - natigail

Summary: Phil has a pretty new eyebrow slit but Dan decides that he could use a little make-up to highlight it. They end up in bed with Dan hovering close to Phil's face trying to do a good job while he's also trying not to ravish him or get (too) sappy.

your love is my drug (ao3) - antiadvil

Summary: Phil wakes up with a migraine.

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! MINORS, HOMOPHOBES AND TRANSPHOBES, TERFS/RADFEM, DETRANS/MISGENDER KINK, STRAIGHT MEN & LESBIAN ONLY BLOGS DO NOT INTERACT !

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!! WARNING !! this blog is a bit scattered and may contain hardcore kinks. They will be tagged, but please don't scroll through if you are sensitive to said topics

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heyo I'm Pj/Fang!

-Vampire with loser tendencies

-5'4

- black bigender transmasc (he/they). A year and some change on T!

- switch, bottom leaning (as long as the praising hits 👌)

- Virgin and single. Don't know if I'm ready to mingle

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Kink and yearning page. Consider it similar to a vent blog. Will post text and art, but way too shy for pics/im anon

Calling it tdick/dick and hole/cunt/boypussy, or variations of such.

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my kinks: vampirism, breeding, frilly/lace lingerie, praise, master/pet owning, cnc, roleplaying, praising, dry humping/grinding, free use, gangbang, overstim, edging, orgasm control/denial, begging, monsterfucking, tentacles, creampie, cum dump, bondage, being punished, manhandling, size kink, dumbification, jealous/angry sex, rough sex, and teasing. If you want to know more just hmu

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The no's: feet, choking, scat, vomit, age play, misgendering kink, detrans kink, calling me any term mainly used for women, drug play, pregnancy (impregnation is fine), pet play (specifically puppy and kitty. Dogboy and catboy are fine variations tho), race play, daddy calling, and incest. May add to the list

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if you cross my boundaries I will block you. depending on the severity of the crossing, i might block you instantly

Pro-non consent also gets blocked

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[drdtnsfw]

Charwhit headcanons because I’m part of the problem.

I actually… Do not think these two would really engage in BDSM. I think they’re actually pretty vanilla all things considered… probably. usually. but my perception of “vanilla” might be very very skewed

Whit’s a complete tease no matter what, obviously. When he’s in control, he likes edging Charles. He also can’t take shit seriously ever so he’s still cracking jokes a bunch. If he feels like bottoming, then he’ll tease Charles by doing things that he knows will turn him on until Charles inevitably snaps.

These two are both… kinda brats when they bottom. Charles isn’t trying to be a brat on purpose, he just has an abrasive personality. Meanwhile Whit knows EXACTLY what he’s doing and will keep doing it until Charles makes him stop

Whit isn’t a mean dom at all. Teasing, absolutely, but he doesn’t like being actually mean or hurting Charles in any way. He can easily make Charles fall apart without being cruel, and he’d probably be uncomfortable with the idea of being degrading/hardcore.

These two probably both have a thing for seeing the other in a dress, or skirt, or like, a maid outfit lmfao. This is totally me projecting but they would both be so cute in frilly or revealing dresses, and the other would just go a little feral over it

These two are both total virgins btw when they have sex for the first time both of them are really really trying to pretend they know what their doing but they’re both kinda really awkward (Charles more than Whit) so it’s really cute

Whit’s probably into getting his hair pulled, and overstimulation, and he probably likes getting degraded a bit himself. fuck this man stupid!

… Charles also likes getting his hair pulled and being overstimulated. Whit likes to reduce him to a moaning, whining mess

If Whit ever decides to pin Charles to a wall and make out with him, Charles’ goggles would fog up. cute…

that’s all for now idk I love gay sex

- Catboy anon

I am all about this charwhit post. This is how I see them. You summed it up so beautifully. Thanks for submitting!

[poetofthedyingstars]

BARANGGAY BANGAYAN  | collab with @lilacknights

[image description: there are three photos, the first one a cropped photo of the color red, the second one a photo of a banner of smart padala with a text that says “welcome to brgy marupok”, the third photo is also a cropped photo of the color red. /end image description.]

warning: none! just some crack-ish and fluff-ish headcanons of filipino au obey me. long post. HAPPY BUWAN NG MGA WIKA AT KASAYSAYAN!

characters included: the brothers + side characters (luke, platonic)

language used: taglish but mostly tagalog/filipino

THE BROTHERS

lucifer na stress na stress palagi sa mga kapatid niya, wala masyado parents nila kaya siya na ang taga-asikaso sa lahat

lucifer na nagmumukhang single dad kaya gg ang mga marites na ireto mga nakshi nila na lagi naman iniiwasan at tinatanggihan ni mami lucifer mo

sorry po reserved na daw po siya para kay MC

facebook bio: *padlock* MC’s property *padlock*

mammon na champion sa bingo, tong its king at nagpapapustahan sa ganggang

tropa ng mga marites! slay bestie, siya ang favorite kalaro ng mga manang at ale

source ng stress ni lucifer dahil minsan magugulat na lang sila may kumakalabog sa gate nila ng madaling araw hinihingi yung pangtubos ng sinanlang relo ni mammon

huhu stressedt yarn

leviathan na tambay sa pisonet dahil binan siya ni lucifer gumamit ng wifi sa bahay nila

pinapatulan pa ang mga batang dugyutin sa internet cafe para lang makapaglaro

pero isang beses, na-ban siya sa isang pisonet dahil nagwala si kuya mo dahil natalo sa DOTA, napilitan si lucifer na palakasin wifi nila

lagi napapagalitan si levi ni lucifer at mc dahil puyat

favorite sermon line ni levi: “KAKASELPON MO YAN!” 

pero kahit converge, skycable, pldt o globe pa yan tumba sa werpa ng gamer na si levi

dagdagan mo pa ng wattpad addict, kindle suscriber at e-book downloader na si satan plus social media influencer, vlogger na si asmodeus

edi bongga ang wifi nila sa bahay, barely hanging on by a thread yarn

speaking of satan, resident catboy lover na nagkaroon ng wattpad addiction

nung highschool siya akala niya magkakaroon siya ng gangster na jowa dahil sa “She’s Dating the Gangster”

alam ko dark academic si satan pero you can’t tell me na hindi siya nagkaroon ng e-boy phase like shush. i was there. i was his chain necklace!!!!!

takang-taka pa si asmo bakit hiram nang hiram si satan ng eyeliner ‘yon pala e-boy na si blonditang catboy mo

asmodeus na hardcore fan ng AlDub dati, nagcutting pa silang dalawa ni mammon para lang makita yung episode na nagkita si yaya dub at alden pero naharangan ng pader dahil kay lola nidora

ending, natikman na naman nila flying tsinelas ni lucifer

palaging nasa mga mall shows at naging presidente ng AlDub fans club si asmo

nagkaroon din ng gig si mammon na nagbebenta siya ng mga handmade aldub merch

beelzebub na palaging maaga gumising para hintayin dumaan nagbebenta ng taho sa bahay nila

jogger din po saka napakapogi, mahal na mahal ng mga tita nila dahil malakas kumain

suki ng mga street food vendors

siya ang nakaassign na mag-grocery at mamalengke kasama si mammon dahil si mammon ay magaling magtawad sa presyo at alam ni beel mga lugar na maganda bumili ng pagkain

napagtripan na ipakulay buhok niyang blonde parang kay Goku sa Dragon Ball

nung bata sila ni belphie, mga uhuging batang kalye sila, spoiled sa mga nakakatandang kapatid nila ng mga laruan, damit, etc. pero mas gusto pa rin maglaro sa putikan

belphegor na nagkaroon ng rpw account, joke joke lang daw pero nagkaroon ng jowa tapos na-fall siya ta’s nung nagbreak sila kunwari di affected dahil di naman daw totoo relationships don

belphie na laging tulog sa mga klase niya pero mataas pa rin ranking sa klase nila

he got that mysterious badboy achiever wattpad main character swag

THE DATEABLES (KAPITBAHAYS)

BOY NEXT DOOR DIAVOLO

i love you boy next door diavolo

rich kid na may iPad at palaging may sapi sa likod 

pinsan niyang nakakatanda nang onti si barbatos na bantay niya

resbak niya yon kapag may nangaaway sa kanya pati na si lucifer

bawal din mamalengke si diavolo kasi uto-uto, kung ano-ano napagbibili

barbatos yung target ng mga umaattend sa birthday party tas tatanungin “pre pogi nung pinsan mo ah reto mo nga ako”

huhu ako yan, diavolo reto mo naman ako kay barbatos

solomon na madami palaging aguinaldo tuwing may family gathering pero di niyo alam trabaho niya kaya akala niyo pusher

mayamang pogi titocore

super galante lalo na kapag lasing na hehehhee

sakristan na si simeon na crush ng buong baranggay dahil sobra na sa kabaitan, sobra pa sa kapogian

hehe anong peace be with you, baka please be with me

char lang hehehe

raphael na partner sakristan ni simeon pero walang kumakausap sa kanya dahil mukhang nanaksak ng kandila

kala mo talaga e no

magiging choir member si MC nang wala sa oras at active church member para lang masilayan ang kapogian ng mga sakristan

kapatid ni MC si makulit na luke na idol sina simeon at raphael kaya medyo close si MC sa mga pogi 

MC na napagutusan humingi ng mga donasyon sa baranggay pero nasasaraduhan ng pintuan sa bahay ni mephisto

mephisto na SK kagawad na sobra sa kasungitan at sobrang pabibo

gusto ata palitan si jollibee sa pagiging bida sa saya

laging may pa-project si kuya mo dinaig pa si kapitan

strict sa curfew lalo na sa pamilya ni lucifer pero pagdating kay diavolo hanggang “warning” lang, sipsip kasi daddy ni Diavolo ang kapitan at crush niya si Dia

WHAHHAHAAH mephisto mephisto bakit di ka crush ng crush mo?

thirteen na manila girl na crush ko - ay char ng buong bayan pala 

mga bading ay love na love si thirteen

may pagka-siga kaya nagulat na lang siya Assigned Mhiema na pala siya sa baranggay

walang babangga sa mga nakshi niya (Asmo, Solomon, Luke) at kay MC dahil sa kanya mwehehe

i love you thirteen marry me pls

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masterlist

[oatmealcrisp-freak]

So the Halloween FIc didn't happen this year for

a myriad of reasons~

But here's a list of all my Saiki K Halloween Fics to date! JIC <3

Teen And Up Audiences

No Archive Warnings Apply

Gen

Complete Work

No Archive Warnings Apply

Saiki Kusuo, Toritsuka Reita, Aiura Mikoto, Halloween 2020

Toritsuka convinces Aiura and Saiki to check out a house the local spirits have been avoiding the hell out of. They shortly find out why.

Mature

Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Multi

Complete Work

Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Teruhashi Kokomi/Yumehara Chiyo, Saiki Kusuo, Kaidou Shun, Kuboyasu Aren, Teruhashi Kokomi, Aiura Mikoto, Yumehara Chiyo, Akechi Touma, saiki's issues, Toritsuka is not here., cosmic horror, Halloween 2021, catboy!Saiki, is it crossdressing if you're genderfluid?, Breaking the Fourth Wall, rated M for Mikoto, Body Horror, Identity Issues, Halloween

Halloween is here and PK is throwing its first ever Halloween event culminating in a costume contest. The prize? A massive chocolate pumpkin full of candy and, best of all, coupons!

Kusuo decides his goal of the day is to win it, helped by the fact that a certain someone came along with the perfect costume for him to do it in, and helped further by his own innate cat like charms. Of course nothing ever goes the way he planned it. Will Kusuo get a treat? Or will he have to do a trick? Ready or not, it's time to get some cat-tharsis.

Part 2 of The DiPsistrous Life of Catsuo Saikitty

Mature

No Archive Warnings Apply

M/M

Complete Work

No Archive Warnings Apply

Kuboyasu Aren/Saiki Kusuo, Kuboyasu Aren, Saiki Kusuo, Saiki Kusuke, Random Assholes, you know the feeling when your brother turns you into a vampire?, and it makes you go a little nutty when you're hangry?, and also you've been crushing on one guy who you know has fallen for you HARDcore?, this is that story., Vampires, Kusuke Saiki hate blog, Halloween 2021, Making Out, Bad Puns, Bad Pick-Up Lines, Romance, Single POV, hand holding, Alternate Universe - College/University, Vampire!Saiki

Aren has a crush, a handful of suspicions, and the news of some recent vampiric sounding attacks on his mind as he's walking late at night when he realizes he's being followed. Then Saiki shows up, and promptly dispels the myth of coincidence.

It was zombos - Incomplete Zombie Apocalypse fic that ruins Halloween! Follows the same contentions as Cathulu.

[fieryvoid-scout]

Im a hardcore ffxiv player, i log on my catboy and after im done watering my online plants i tuck him into bed while i eat dinner.

[paigemathews]

We finished episode seven (Out of Scythe) and thoughts:

my sister and I both think that Mel is fucking stupid. The fact that she doesn't want to be healed to "connect with her mother" is dumb AF and almost all of her decisions are dumb. Just. ugh.

I don't like Maggie that much, because a) I don't like her actress that much b) her sorority plotline bugs me (mostly bc I was really hoping that a show about sisterhood would do something more with the idea of Greek sisterhood instead of the cliche vapid party girl thing they're doing) and c) everything about her kissing Parker and what happened with her and Lucy afterwards (Kappa Spirit didn't fully fix it for me, especially bc I feel like this show has a really weird approach to cheating that I do not like.) My sister, however, actually does like her and I can acknowledge that I'm just biased against her.

We both like Macy. I find her storylines more interesting than the other two, and she doesn't make nearly as many outright stupid choices as the other two do. Despite the emphasis on her being logical and rational, however, I also feel like she's significantly more moral than her sisters, which is a good thing bc I personally feel like the other two aren't very likable.

I'm mostly familiar with Aleyse Shannon from Leverage: Redemption, but I did know tht she was in this first! I have no idea what her deal is, but she's very pretty and I like electrokinesis so I'm on board with this thus far.

I really hope that they're going to have a good reason for why the fuck Marisol didn't ever tell the girls that they were witches. Like the original had a reason, and I imagine that this one will as well, but between the Charmed Ones destiny and the potential that the sisters would've been responsible for their piece of the scythe as a sentinel... Idk, I know that's probably gonna be something revealed later but I am Impatient and also already think everyone in this show is kinda an idiot so.

Mel dropping out feels weird. She was so invested in the WGS department and nothing really built up to her only doing it for her mom, y'know? Especially bc she was a fucking grad student, that's not exactly easy. Also they definitely could've done more with it, man. I'd have to loved to see her show some softer/kinder edges with mentoring or helping undergrad students in her TA job.

Parker is so not Cole Turner, man. I don't even like Cole, but Parker gives off significantly more... what the fuck was that meme called, pathetic catboy vibes? I am so hardcore blanking on the actual phrase, fuck, but like y'all know what I'm talking about, right? Idk. That said, I'm not necessarily gonna be against him. Yet. He didn't kill anyone, which goes a lot farther for a redemption arc but also he doesn't really seem willing so ehhh. Idk, we'll see, I haven't made up my mind yet.

[thuriweaver]

🖊?

So! I have one main OC right now!

I started playing FFXIV in December--I've tried a few times before, but it never stuck, but this time! OMG! I got hardcore into it, and have absolutely fallen in love with my player character, in a way I NEVER did in World of Warcraft, even though I've played it off and on since 2005.

My Warrior of Light is R'aelyn Vahe, a Keeper of the Moon Miqo'te (catgirl). She started as an archer, but became a dragoon after the Bloody Banquet.

AND I LOVE HER!

She's cheerful, sweet, wants nothing more than to be helpful, and is also incredibly stubborn and determined and doesn't know when she's beat. She will keep going long past the point she probably should've given up--which is useful for saving the world, but not so great for saving herself.

She grew up in a small village in the North Shroud (forest) with her mother, her mother's partner, and her aunt as well as all their kids. Her father was a Seeker of the Sun Miqo'te, and in Keeper society males don't stay to raise their kids, they're raised by their mothers--but her mother liked her father well enough because he was a bard and charming that he stuck around until she was about five. She has two older sisters and a younger brother who she absolutely adores, as well as tons of cousins. But as much as she loves her whole family, she never quite felt like their small encampment was enough for her, so she headed to Gridania, the nearest city, to see how she could use her skill with a bow to help people--and that got her caught up in the events of the game.

She's traveled all over since, and made lots of new friends--the best of which is @maplelantern's WoL R'egan--and fallen in love. Which was a whole thing that extended over several expansions, thanks to a certain redhaired, redeyed catboy's noble self-sacrificing tendencies. (and also means that I'm writing for an m/f ship--though still queer since both of them are incredibly bi--which is a total departure from the usual for me)

And she's inspired me to write TONS of fun ficlets with an incredible freedom and abandon I haven't felt in years. I am so impressed with FFXIV's ability to make your player character feel like a real part of the action, like their relationships with the NPCs are real and matter--and like your WoL is important, even when it's an MMO. It's leagues better than WoW that way, and has given me a character I absolutely love, to the point where yes, she's an OC, but she's also a blorbo.

And if anyone even read this far and wants to hear more, I will blabber about her FOREVER so please. feel free to ask!

(in response to the "gush about my oc" meme)

[mothzarellaman]

hey tumblr, wanna see some really old 3rd life desertduo designs?

no?

too bad

3l!Grian

LL!Grian

DL!Grian

Armor!

And wing backing:

Scar time

3L!Scar

3L!Scar but red

LL!Scar

DL!Scar (And Jellie!)

Red DL!Scar (And red jellie!)

Design explanations under the cut:

Grian in general:

Mask = Pretty much, I saw grian's skin's eyes, and i was like "ok how do i keep these but make them look good" then i realized "oh my god watcher masks". So, most watchers' masks are the 'typical' watcher mask,, you prob know the one, but grian's, being the only 'mortalborn'(only one not born a watcher, and rather earning it as a title), and his own rebellion against the watchers, is different. it has his cod lookin eyes there. under the mask, who knows. maybe hes just a Dude™, maybe he's a bird, maybe hes an abomination.

Wings = Kestrel wings! As much as I adore the parrot hcs, and similar, im a tad disappointed no ones capitalized on kestrel grian. they're small, reddish, predatory birds!

Look at them.

The heart on the back is a reference to hardcore hearts, you know the ones. because only three lives and all,etc.

His armor is just a custom (and unlikely) design because i think its cool and people are cowards for not giving him wing armor.

3L!Grian Specifics:

He has the poncho because its a common desertduo design, and he's wearing a red tank top underneath. Don't got much else.

LL!Grian Specifics:

His trademark red sweater, and he has the goggles because of the southlands. aha!

I imagine his clothes got torn quite a bit, and he had to sew them a decent bit.

DL! Grian Specifics:

He has the gradient because A. its a mix of his and scar's colors, because soulmates, and B. because of the cake

Scar:

Yep, you're not seeing things, he is getting more scars as the next seasons happen. The first scar he gains is over one of his eyes, and its a heavily stylized bird footprint. Because Grian killed him and all. Second scar he gets, its an arrow wound, because he lost his last life to an arrow from ren.

I like to think he loses color each death. I just forgot that on DL, lol.

3l! Scar:

he lost a shoe, because he would. and the other notes are on the image lol.

LL!Scar:

I don't have much here. He's just kinda a dude.

DL!Scar:

yes he has a catboy cowboy hat. anything else.

the half hearts on his coat are built to match with grian :D. don't got much else.

"hey moth why are his eyes purple??" well! I have an answer for you! in my hc, soulmates get matching eyes! Each character has their own shade of the life count color, and it blends with their soulmate's. Grian, though, is an exception to that rule. Because he's a watcher pretty much indulging in the games, he doesn't die, die. he just kinda... taps out. but because he's a watcher, he doesn't lose lives, and doesn't change his eye color. scar's eyes are only one shade of green because grian's still trying to hide the whole watcher thing. as desertduo gets closer to death, he stops trying to hide it, and the color creeps into scar's eyes. hence the purple.

jellie also got the anger juice.

[funstyle]

the song that pioneered catboy hardcore ☝️ just know it was meowmeow monday when this was recorded

[tiger-shmeat]

if a catboy was a gamer bro

howdy i'm benji! 24 he/they queer trans masc tiger

i'm a verse switch but lean towards dominant if my fiance isn't involved

feel free to interact/send asks but be respectful

i follow from @tigerboss

i'm a bit of a cub at the moment and love showing off my belly

kinks include bdsm, ws, pet play, and intox

i'm pretty bad at tws but i don't reblog hardcore