#obey me royals

[tsukii0002]

Mc: boys, I know I am a human, I'm fragile, delicate...

The brothers: ...

The royals: ...

The Purgatory boys: ...

Mc: *sighs*

Mc: but please... Stop covering the whole house whith bubble wrap!!!!!!!

Levi: but Mc!!! You could hurt yourself

Mammon: things down here are very dangerous

Diavolo: and is our responsibility to guarantee your safety...

Luke: this time I agree whit the demons

Mc: BOYS!!!!! IS-A-SCRATCH. I'm not going to die or something like that!!!!

Satan: and what about the bruises??

Mc: ...

Mc: it is fucking anemia!!!!!!

Everybody: !!!!

Belphie: it's look like we have to protect you from your own blood.

Mc: why I even try?

Solomon: it fascinating hoe diffently they treat us, despite I am a human too.

Mc: really? Is that what upset you?

Solomon: ...

Solomon: favoritism.

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[nnnneeev]

(all) obey me characters with gn!mc who gets immersed in doing something that they forgot to eat their meal

Lucifer

"...good grief”

will constantly remind you to eat your meals. have you forgotten that you’re human?

gives you a stern lecture about the bad effects of skipping meals. i hope you learned your lesson now

if you still forget, he might just have to use his last resort..

that’s right, he’ll prepare you your meal himself. no you cannot reject it. he needs to witness you eating it with his own two eyes

Mammon

"what do you mean you forgot?”

a bit clueless but then he remembered that constantly skipping meals are bad for humans

what if you passed out from hunger??!

gives you cup noodles. well, it’s better than nothing!

you’re not allowed to complain. that’s all he's got right now. promises to treat you something better next time

Levi

"Well I haven’t eaten anything since morning.”

he knows the feeling. he’d also get immersed in gaming that he constantly loose track of the time

even though there’s snacks lying around his room..

maybe you can both share these rainbow pizza together?

cheers to the team ‘woops i forgot to eat again’

Satan

“Eating proper meals are vital for a human to survive.”

invites you to a cafe. you need to wind down for a bit and eat something

better late than eat nothing at all

suggests you to try the pomodoro method

makes you something to drink as well. it’s not much but aside from eating, you also need to stay hydrated

Asmo

"WHAT?! Oh no, hon. We’re going to hell’s kitchen RIGHT NOW!”

seriously? how could you forget? you’re not on a diet, are you?

nuh-uh. you’re not going to skip your meal. not on his watch

oh you often lose track of the time? how about he spoon feeds you instead? <3

skipping meals is bad for your skin, darling. make sure you don’t forget now, okay?

Beel

“Are you okay? You’re not hurt, are you?”

boy will make it his sworn duty to always remind you to eat

worries about you. he can’t even imagine what would it feel like to skip meals

will pick you up in your room every dinner time

he knows what you’re doing right now is important, but eating to replenish your strength is also important, y’know?

Belphie

“..is that so?”

will order something if you like. cooking is too bothersome

lets you do your own thing

but if you’re still constantly forgetting it, he’s gonna pull his youngest brother card on you

tries to catch your attention/clings on you like a koala. will not let you go until you come down to the dining hall with him

Diavolo

“Aren’t humans supposed to eat at least three times a day?”

ohhh so humans tend to forget something important like this, i see i see

Will ask barbatos to prepare you something. eat up!

proposes to do your works together. in that way, missing your meals would be impossible

reviews what the stuff you’re working on is all about (despite his tight schedule). maybe he can do something to lessen your workload

Barbatos

"Oh dear, that’s no good. You should take care of yourself more often.”

will cook for you, that’s a given

the food he made is nutritionally balanced; calculated to perfection to make up with the energy you lost

pairs it with tea. it will help you relax

keeps a mental note to himself about this habit of yours

Luke

"You should at least eat something, you know?!”

scolds you for not taking care of yourself

will deliver you cookies to snack on after you ate your meal

‘Solomon said that eating sugar gives you energy... so i prepared this for you!’

will also leave some cute motivational notes together with the sweets

Simeon

"You forgot...? I see. I’ll bring you something so stay put, okay?”

makes you his signature BLT sandwich

sandwiches are great snack when working on something that requires a lot of focus

he’s made sure to add extra servings of your favorite sides

leaves it on your table and will check on you from time to time 

Solomon

"Stay right there. I’ll whip something up for you real quick.” “Solomon, you really don’t have to...” “No, I insist. I promise you’re gonna like this.”

it’s a great opportunity for him to try this new and improved recipe of his

sorry it’s too late to stop him now. you’ll just have to prepare for the worst..

got too enthusiastic in cooking that he already blew the kitchen up three times

just.. ignore those explosions and focus on what you’re doing

Thirteen

"I have some leftovers here. Not sure if you’ll like it, but it’s still better than whatever that damned sorcerer has to offer”

your name’s not on the list so she’s not that worried that you’ll die from hunger

but you’re still human. aren’t you supposed to eat something at least?

there’s a shop that just opened recently. wanna go check it out? yea just forget whatever you were doing earlier. let’s have fun instead!

her treat since she’s the one who invited you to go with her

Raphael

"We have plenty of leftovers from last night. Solomon made it so I’m sure it tastes amazing.”

no? well, how about an apple?

will keep an eye on you from a distance

you were too focused that you didn’t even notice someone leaving snacks on your desk (or maybe it’s just because he’s too stealthy)

sometimes it’s a cupcake, oftentimes it’s an unidentified matter

Mephisto

“Are humans really this careless? Just what will Lord Diavolo say I let a human like you collapse from hunger?

mc think of what will happen to diavolo’s reputation if a human got sick because they’re not eating well

you’re not doing this on purpose, are you? ..no? are humans really like this?

brace yourself because you’re about to get the fanciest, most expensive-looking full-course meal you’ll ever get

prepared by his personal chef ofc. consider yourself lucky

[luxthestrange]

Incorrect quotes#764 Humans R Scary/Cool!

In the Human world, You explain the comfort Luke who is nervous to ride his first train/bus without the help of You, Barbatos, or Diavolo who came to sight-see*coughs*surprise asking you out for a date*coughs*

Luke* Climbs up the stairs and gleams at them when he got in*I did it!

You, Barbs and Dia congratulate him when a large man comes up to you and shouts

Man: GIVE ME A DOLLAR!?*holds hands to them*

Mc*Looks at the Now scared Luke, shocked Dia and Barbatos at the sudden outburst*Dont worry Boy'sI'll take care of this~*Snaps back at the man*WHAT AM I, SANTA CLAUS? YOU GIVE ME A DOLLAR!?

Man*Got scared by their outburst and give you a dollar shuffling away from you*

Mc*Takes it and gives it to luke*YEAAAAAH!

Luke*Looking in awe at you, He will remember that*Waaah!~

...So Luke learn something that day-

[venusimi]

AI mc who was mistaken for a human. The brothers were stunned to see how robotic you were compared to Solomon, then they learn that you were a robot. Not a human. Barbatos was perplexed, "Humans can do such things now?" Even Lucifer himself was shocked. When Belphegor saw you he thought that you were so easy to manipulate, but then he realized that you weren't human. You looked the part, just didn't act like one. When you released him however... He was dumbfounded when you kept speaking even whilst he choked you and when you fell down the stairs, you were fine other than a part of your head exposed to show lots of wires and such. Then you explain how you are an artificial intelligence created by humans, however, due to the damage taken you're slowly becoming more robot like and your speech and information gathering was slow. Incredibly slow. So you were sent back to the human world, everything to them made sense now as to why you weren't affected by all the things you experienced. You were not human. When you came back a few years later, they found out you were the first robot to be so human like that even the humans themselves are terrified. But you still remain unaffected by anything, you weren't human and you never will be. You'll never understand nor feel human emotions, they'll only be programmed in you to feel but do you actually feel them? You don't, but with everyone's help, you were given a spell to at least feel the way humans do. Fear, love, anger, hatred... You were basically given a soul in a robotic body.

[sakura-chan-25]

PLS, HE'S SO DONE WITH THEM😭

Dia & Barbs too😭

Give that man a break☠️

[lemonandlime22]

A Festive Evening

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A Secret Santa fic for @madamscreams Obey me! Secret Santa event made by @omsecretsanta2022

Pairing: Lucifer x reader/Mc (Romantic)

Warning(s): None

A/N: I did my best to make it as fluffy as I could lol. I hope you like it!

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"Ahh… finally, all the kids are in bed," you said, only half-joking, as you stretch your arms over your head in an attempt to get the knots out and made your way back into the living room.

Lucifer gave a quiet chuckle and lifted up the blanket over his lap for you to sit next to him. "Mhm, yes, now it's just you and me..."

You happily took the seat, quick to cuddle into his side. Lucifer silently offered you a mug of hot chocolate with little marshmallows floating on the top. You took it, the warmth of the drink feeling heavenly against your cold hands.

In fact, the atmosphere of the whole room felt heavenly, the two of you closely cuddled up on the sofa under the one fluffy blanket you managed to hide from Belphie, the small fire that brought just the right amount of warmth to the room. The beautiful Christmas tree set up not far from the fireplace, covered in all types of ornaments that reflected everyone's personality in a perfectly adorable fashion, made the whole room feel festive and warm. The lights twisted around the tree reminded you of golden fireflies, and their beauty made you just want to melt into a peaceful puddle of goo.

What tied it all together, oh so perfectly, was the pure exhaustion you felt throughout your whole body, the type that you know will make you sleep better than ever before. You recounted the day's events as you admired the tree and other assortments of decorations throughout the room, and listened to the soft Christmas songs on Lucifer's record player.

Earlier, you were woken up by a very excited Mammon.

"Human! Mc!! Wake up- quick quick!! It snowed last night! Come on already-!" 

Mammon bounced on the bed and you in an attempt to wake you up faster, proving your later statement that they were like kids. After dragging you out of bed, rushing you when you were eating breakfast and when you were getting ready, he pulled you and the rest of the brothers out the front door. Naturally, a snowball fight immediately started.

After a few bloody noses and petty hits, your royal damon, angel, and wizard friends joined in on the fun. You and Luke stayed out of the more competitive snowball lobbing, using the opportunity to make holiday-themed goodies and hot chocolate for everyone. The fun lasted for a few more hours until it was almost time for dinner.

They all returned to their homes, and the rest of you retreated inside and slipped into more comfortable and festive clothes while Beel finished off the goodies. The rest of the night was a warm memory you would remember for a long time. It was time to put up the final decorations.

Beel and Lucifer took care of the lights and higher-up decorations while Levi and Mammon checked the wires and put up miscellaneous decorations, respectively. Asmo directed everything, and you helped where needed. Satan slinked away to sneak cats into his room, and Belphie, as usual, fell asleep on the couch amid the chaos.

After all that was done, it was time for the best and arguably biggest bonding moment part of Christmas decorating: decorating the Christmas tree! With Beel's help, Mammon found and retrieved the ornaments. When everyone returned to the living room, Asmo instructed where to place each ornament, leading to a scuffle between him and Mammon. You and Lucifer sat back and watched as they argued over the best place for a little green elf, eventually getting their senses smacked back into them by Satan.

The rest of the decorating was just as amusing, though there was less arguing. Once everything was put up, you turned on one of your favorite Christmas movies and cuddled up on the couches with everyone.

Which lead you to the present moment. They had all gotten quite sleepy by the time the movie ended, and you tucked them into bed.

After setting the emptied mug down on the coffee table, you flopped back into Lucifer's side and snaked your arms around his waist in a vice grip. He let out an amused hum and wrapped his arm around your shoulders as he leaned into you.

"We should end more nights like this," you murmured.

"Mhm," he hummed in agreement. "That would be nice."

You spent the rest of the night sharing stories of past Christmases before finally wanting to drift off to sleep. When the time came, Lucifer carried you to bed.

He picked you up bridal style and headed back to his bedroom, making a quick stop at your room to grab your favorite blanket. By the time he reached his bed, you were already passed out. He gently laid you down, making you comfortable under the blankets, then changed and lay down next to you, carefully pulling you into his chest and letting you curl into him.

"Goodnight my love, sleep well," he whispered, kissing your forehead before closing his eyes for some much-needed rest.

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[cutetehe]

Royals react to male mc accidentally wearing a boob window shirt

This is what a boob window shirt looks like:

The story is gonna be a lil different(also read the story yall don’t understand how hard I think to come up with these)

Mc was staying the night at Diavolo castle because Diavolo asked if you wanted to have a sleepover with him. Barbatos looked like he also wanted you to stay the night so how could you say no!

Anyways after a long night of drinking with barbatos and Diavolo, Barbatos reminds Diavolo about the present

“Diavolo, might wanna give mc the present before he falls asleep” Barbatos reminds Diavolo

“Oh right! Barbatos could you be so kind to get it?” Diavolo asks and Barbatos nods and leaves the room

“So what’s the present?” Mc asks while drinking the demonus

“It’s a secret!” Barbatos comes in and hands you the shirt, folded.

“Oh a shirt- I think” Mc didn’t think anything of it

“Can you try it on? I wanna see if I got the right size for you” Diavolo asks

“oh sure, lemme go change” Mc stumbled to his room. Thanks to the demonus and him staying up way past than he usually he does he’s living off of one brain cell

“how do I put on this death trap” Mc mumbles while struggling to put on the shirt

After ten minutes Mc figured out how to put on the shirt. Honestly he should’ve suspected or at least thought on why the shirt took TEN MINUTES to put on but then again- he’s living on one brain cell

Mc walks out to the place where barbatos and Diavolo were and walks in, and immediately after walking in Diavolo and Barbatos look…flustered? Damn this shirt must be real good-

“Y..*ahem* your uh- shirt is a little…. Revealing” Barbatos says while looking flushed meanwhile Diavolo was frozen

“oh” mc says deadpanned

DIAVOLO!!!

“Wait a minute… IS THAT WHAT I BOUGHT??” Diavolo thought in his head

He was in the middle of drinking his demonus and then you came out he puts the demonus down, he just thinks he’s drunk till he sees barbatos reaction

Didn’t know if he should cover his eyes or get you something to cover yourself with-

He’s not sure if he’s allowed to look- you don’t look bothered but he’s still not gonna look

sorta he’s gonna get a glimpse to make sure he isn’t drunk

After barbatos pointed out your shirt Mc seems chill so he assumes you aren’t embarrassed

..or just drunk and drowsy so he still on edge about looking

he doesn’t know why he’s acting so flustered- after all he sorta wears the same thing in his demon form

After thinking that he questions if this is how people who never saw his demon form react to his demon form

after he is unfrozen he’s apologetic

“IM SO SORRY I DIDNT EXPECT IT TO BE LIKE THAT” Diavolo apologizes over and over

“It’s okay! I sorta like and you seemed to too” Mc smiles knowing damn well he doesn’t even remember his reaction

Diavolo is so flustered but still takes mc to bed cause he seems tired

Gave you some of his clothes and sent you to the guest room

“….”

“we aren’t going to talk about tonight, are we?” Diavolo hoped Barbatos would agree

“no we are- how did you accidentally give someone a WINDOW SHIRT??” Barbatos asks

“Can I still keep the shirt?” Mc says stumbling into the room

“Mc go to bed- you can choose after you are sober” Barbatos takes mc to bed

After Barbatos comes back Diavolo knew he was going to get a longgg scolding

The next day comes and Mc is WEARING THE SHIRT AGAIN

“Hey Diavolo!” Mc waved towards Diavolo

“…hi” Diavolo looks away, still not knowing if he’s allowed to look

Mc tries to compose his laughter the best he can

“You don’t have to be so modest, you can look if you want” Mc snickers

Diavolo is more at ease now that he can look

Once in awhile he’ll get flustered but that’s just him blushing but everything else is normal

barbatos

he’s trying to seem calm

but he didn’t expect you to walk out with your…chest out

Looked around for anything to cover you up with

He just takes off his jacket and puts it on you

“Y..*ahem* your uh- shirt is a little…. Revealing” Barbatos mumbled

“Oh” Mc looked a little flushed but that’s probably cause of the demonus

“thanks barbatos” Mc mumbles

Mc didn’t look like he was in a rush to change though

“uh mc, are you okay?” Barbatos asks

“Yeah just tired” Mc yawned

“that’s probably why he isn’t embarrassed” Barbatos thought before taking you to bed

“Please get some sleep” Barbatos says while getting some clothes for you

Mc talks about the human world while barbatos tries to find clothes for you

After Barbatos got you some clothes you STARTED CHANGING IN FRONT OF HIM

“Mc- wait till I get out the room” Barbatos quickly spins around to give to privacy

“I trust you” Mc says while putting on a shirt

Barbatos smiled when you said that

“Hey are you smiling?” Mc asks standing closer to Barbatos

Barbatos was questioning on lying to you or not but he knew you would’t remember when you wake up so…

“Yeah, I love you” Barbatos leaves the room

Mc is now left in a room by himself and HAD BARBATOS TELL HIM HE LOVED HIM

Tried to stay up to make sure he would remember Barbatos but then succumbed to your tiredness

Barbatos wakes you up

“I got you breakfast” Barbatos had his usual facial expression

“Thank you! By the way-” Mc was a little embarrassed

“I love you too” Mc smiles while eating some of Barbatos food

Barbatos is trying to keep his casual face on but he’s dying inside

“Go for it Barbatos!!” Diavolo whispers to Barbatos from outside the room

“What are you doing in here-“ Barbatos already knew why, it was to cheer him on because Diavolo heard Barbatos and Mc conversation

“Oh hi Diavolo!” Mc smiles

Barbatos decides to bail and leaves the room

Ngl I could move done better but I didn’t post anything today so I felt like I should’ve posted SOMETHING,

please give me request if you want me to write anything!

[lucienthe-best]

🍰Sneaky Butler 🍰

Summary / The brothers and mc where invited to the royales castle and things took a turn for the best for Mc and there love interest

Barbatos x reader

Knock knock… the silence of my room was quickly by someone or something at the door.

"Who is it?" I said, looking away from my phone.

"Mc we've been invited to Diavolos castle for dinner, get ready, we are leaving in 1 hour" just by the tone of voice I knew who it was. The tall black haired and busy guy Avatar of pride Lucifer also known as morning star on his angel days. I didn't waste time. I wanted to go and make a good impression on the prince and his handsome butler. I wanted to wear a red dress, Asmo the avatar of lust and in my opinion the guy who thinks everything means it is him who anyone is talking about. But I saw a black dress with a dark green bow on the waist and put it on since it looked better for the occasion. I waited for the brothers at the front door as they got ready one by one.

As we made it to the castle Lucifer told us to be on our best behavior since he didn't want to disappoint Diavolo. As we made our way in the castle we were greeted by The Mighty Barbatos, the prince's most trustworthy butler. He then walked us to the dining room. I couldn't keep my eyes off him, the way he walked, the way he talked, the way he did anything such as even being near me made me melt.

"Right this way." Barbatos said, making me snap back to reality. "Thank you " was all I could say to the butler opening the door for us to walk in. That's when we saw two angels chatting with a human. The angels were Simeon and Luke who happened to be invited and brought Solomon with them after in a little chit chat with Luke, Barbatos heard it was Solomon's day in charge of the cooking.

Everything was going smoothly and everyone talked and even when the prince himself came in it was all calm going smoothly. Of course the butler was nowhere near this as he was the one who was cooking. I decided to pay him a visit since I know it's hard to cook for a lot of people. As I made my way to the kitchen the butler looked at the direction of the door as I walked in.

" I'm sorry I'm taking so long, Miss Mc dinner will be served in a few minutes" the butler said as he stirred something.

"It alright I just came by to see if I could help on something" I said as I made my way next to him. Something in him wanted to say no but the other wanted to say yes just to spend time with Mc.

"If you insist you can go get me some flour from under the cabinet behind me" Barbatos told us not to make eye contact so the frosting he was making didn't go to waste. AS I made my way to the counter I opened the cabinet and saw seed flour, hellfire flour, iguana flour and spicy flour. I didn't know which one to pick so I looked back at Barbatos to ask him which one and I was surprised to see that he was already looking at me and looking away as we made eye contact.

" The hellfire flour please." Barbatos said as he put the bowl down so he could get another one for the flour. I went ahead and grabbed it and there was a little bit of pink on his cheek. I wonder why and that's when I remember. I was bent down, behind him, in a dress, AND I DIDN'T WEAR SHORTS. Just the thought made me blush. He could see my underwear. I literally flash him.

"Mc?" His voice smacked me to reality. I wanted to say I was sorry but it would have made it more embarrassing. "Yes? " I told him in the best calm voice I could pull up.

"Could you pass me the flour" I still had the flour in my hand while all of this was happening. I gave it to him and started to mix the frosting for him while he prepared the pastries. I then realized I could take advantage of the situation. I look at him as he places some ingredients on the bowl. I walked behind him and gave him a hug from behind.

"Hm? What's this? " He stopped his tracks as I started to move my hands to his vest buttons. He turned me around to face him and he pinned me to the counter. "Is this really the reason you came? " he moves his hand down to my hip "to seduce me?" The heat of his breath was near my neck and it sent shivers down my spine but I enjoyed it. He started to lower his hand again now under my skirt, I couldn't help but to mumble something that caught his attention.

"What did you say? I'm sorry I couldn't hear you. How about you speak louder" the grip now on my inner thighs became more possessive and more aggressive. I looked to my left and saw something and I returned my view to him and just about as he opened his mouth I let something in his mouth. Now my fingers in his mouth cover in frosting and his own salvia.

"How does it taste?" I said in a giggle as he was as surprised as I was when he turned me around. He giggles with me when he grabs some frosting and places it on my cheek.

"Hey! " I place my index finger on the frosting. "Oh my bad you move, let me help you" he then moves forward and licks the frosting off my cheek. That made me as red as the hellvish tomato he was cutting a few minutes ago. Then he lifted his weight to watch me from on top of me. It was clear that not only he was enjoying this, he was taking advantage of it.

"Looks like I missed a spot" then he proceeds to suck my index finger. “If a kiss is all you want, why don't you ask for it, no need to get messy” he leaned forward and kissed my lips that moment was something I didn't want it to end his warm lips touching mine he hand getting tiger the more he dug his tongue into me. When something caught both of our attention you could hear yelling and things being thrown outside these walls. He pulled away looking at the kitchen door.

As soon a word was about to exit my mouth he let go off me and lower my skirt and clean my hand with a napkin and the door of the kitchen open. Barbatos quickly move from on top of me and made his posture and face the door of the kitchen.”Yes, my lord?” Now standing there was the prince. “Barbatos I'm sorry to take this moment away from me but could you help me?. Looks like Lucifer found out that Mammon stole Lucifer's wallet while he was working.” Diavolo now stands looking at the scene of his butler who is covered in messy red lipstick. Barbatos now walking to Diavolo grabs a napkin from his pocket and cleans his face maintaining his pace as he walks.

“Yes young master” as he walks behind Diavolo. As he walks behind him he turns around to look at me. “Mc, would you be kind enough to finish the pastries?” He said with a very loving eye I could stare at them all day long. That when he snapped his finger and that took me to reality “yes sir” really sir that's all i could come up with at least he walked away with a smile. I wonder what else he likes being called.

Hi this is my first post I hope you guys enjoy it if not I'm sorry but I am taking suggestion of other obey me characters. Now barbatos isn't a character I interact that much so I did try my best and if you guys want a second part I would gladly do it.

[bunnydolllies016]

Ok, so hear me out.

Obey Me au where the brothers/royals weren't born demons, but rather created and experimented on in a laboratory since they were babies. Throughout the years they endure a lot of pain, suffering, and for the most part traumatic experiences.

So in comes along Mc (Or reader) who is undercover trying to expose the lab for the horrible place it is, or they simply have just gotten a degree in science and thought they were walking into a normal lab. (Or whatever reason anyone else can think of.)

The Mc would give the demons something they've never experienced before; kindness and "love". (Love is in quotes because it could lean more towards pity or something like sympathy.) So most of them instantly become obsessed while some others may be more of a slow burn. While Mc would either slowly fall in love with one of them (or all of them) , possibly slip into madness and live in fear, take the place down but end up with a demon (or demons) hunting you down under the idea that you love them as much as they love you, or any other idea that comes to mind.

While maybe Solomon could be like the head of the laboratory or the best scientists there. Or maybe Simeon and other 'angels' lead the lab for whatever reasons. (Not entirely sure how to add those two into the mix. I would personally not include Luke since he is still a child.)

This would most likely fall under the Yandere Au. That or be its own Au completely. Definitely angsty though. Would possibly hit the edge of the Obey Me dark au. Or be its own au completely. (Not sure what you'd call it though)

I honestly kind of feel like writing some fanfiction of it. I'm not 100% though. I wouldn't mind if someone else wanted to write something for it though.

(Edit: I've decided to call it the "Obey Me Dark Lab Au" or simply " Obey Me Laboratory Au")

[feixio]

Diavolo...*sigh*...

[that-one-pretty-bitch]

A/N: I realize I wrote part 1 a while ago, so you might need to check out my masterlist and read part one to understand some of the context behind this.

Warnings: Blood, gore, Satanism, witches, Agriche family ( thats a whole warning in itself ), implied mentions of torture, Seduction, Manipulation

A/n #2: This is a rewrite, my older one got deleted while I was in the middle of writing it. ( My computer restarted and tumblr didn’t save it ) So tis not as good as the original but I tried.

“We were simply discussing your designated ranking as an avatar, my lady,” Barbatos shot her a charming smile. Truth be told, even someone like him was terrified of what she was capable of.

Someone like her was more than capable of destroying the three realms. He had been skeptical of this temptress ever since she stepped foot into the house of lamination.

He would need to prepare the brothers just in case this beauty decided to step out of line, from which he learned she seemed to have a long history of doing.

Seduce and destroy, that is how she made a tyrant family, dominating the underworld for centuries cripple beneath her fingertips.

Y/n seduced everyone who had ever fallen in love with her into falling in love with her and that either made her a very good liar or a threat.

“Together, the avatars work for his majesty, Lord Diavolo,” Barbatos furrowed his brows and pursed his lips, he could not see her future any longer, just what was she hiding?

“My sincerest apologies, however I do not think it is fitting for me to work for someone so naïve and childish,” She forced a deceptive smile

“Is there no shame in you, working for someone so meek? Having to call him your future king at that,” She smirked, she knew that Lord Diavolo was far from weak, however, riling up his personal servant was quite thrilling~

“Well, lady Agriche, My lord may be slightly dense but I assure you he is a fit ruler,” Barbatos seethed

“With all due respect, the Agriche dukedom is destroyed, therefore, I am no longer an Agriche,” Y/n spoke calmly, despite her perfect figure her patience was running thin

The others knew better than to talk, the environment felt heavy and tense, they could feel themselves shiver, yet, not one of them dared to move.

“Lady Agriche, it truly doesn’t matter whether the estate has been destroyed or not, what makes you an Agriche is your immoral and sinful heart. That desire to kill- to destroy, resides within you. You could neglect your ancestry all you want but remember Agriche blood runs in your veins,” Barbatos glared, he knew this woman was trying to rile him up

“I suppose I am sinful but your point was?” She looked at him, Barbatos was of no use to her, so why would an opinion as negligible as his possibly matter to her? The answer is quite simple, it didn’t. It didn’t bother her in the least, her perfect composure not faltering in the slightest.

“My work there is finished, I swore that I would remove every living trace of the Agriche from the human realm and I succeeded,” She continued, crimson eyes glinting with evil

“Despite all your efforts Lady Agriche, the Agriche have left their mark and even someone like you would fail to make the world forget the damage that has been caused” Barbatos started, he had enough of this prideful and arrogant woman.

“Oh but you underestimate me, my goal wasn’t to erase the past, it was simply to prevent the past from repeating itself,” Y/n explained calmly, Who did he think he was? Freely disagreeing with her? 

Surely, the Agriche was simply an evil ancestry 

A family that destroyed, thousands of other families

Going as far as to destroying their own family

Oh, tyranny lasts for the longest time

The human realm is littered with the remains of empires that believed they were eternal

Yet when it collapses

It is rebuilt, with someone that has the same hatred in their heart

If only Y/n knew,

The moral of the story is that nobody learns from historical mistakes

“Say, lady Y/n, you are indeed quite beautiful, it would be fair to say that I have never laid my eyes upon anyone nearly as lovely as you!” Asmodeus attempted to lift the tension, the tension decreased significantly yet one could still feel it lingering, like the scent of freshly baked cookies, however, this feeling was not nearly a pleasant.

The icy glare of Lord Diavolo’s personal servant and the false smile of the newfound avatar lost its tension.

“I am well aware of the fact that I am beautiful,” She spoke in a confident tone

It certainly took a lot of chutzpah to talk to Asmodeus the way she did, it was admirable in a sense.

“Well, I must leave now, it seems that I still have tasks that are yet to be completed” Y/n shot out of her seat and left swiftly, her arabian perfume intoxicating the air.

“She is quite full of herself, Isn’t she?” Satan muttered in disgust, he didn’t dislike the fact that she was confident but something about her felt like salt on an open wound.

“I for one, don’t mind in the least!” Asmodeus sighed dreamily

He saw hell in her eyes, but he loved it anyway, was hell always this bewitching?

Heavy, was the crown on her head, contaminated with past nightmares, regret, guilt, pain, suffering, and bottled feelings.

and yet she wore it as though it were a feather

 there is strength in her heart

 determination in her eyes

and the will to survive within her soul

Y/n Agriche, was bored and one should know better than to bore the embodiment of manipulation herself. 

She felt the need to destroy each and every one of the brothers, one by one, playing them like a mere game

She would start with Lucifer and make her way to the dear avatar of wrath. She would destroy them and create her own perfect world, to hell with Diavolo’s authority, she would play him like her little puppet.

Devildom belongs to the one and only, Y/n

Or perhaps she should influence Lord Diavolo in making some ‘decisions’, after all, she didn’t just want to destroy them physically. She would taint their minds and turn everyone against them, she would fake a little empathy and once they trusted her with their life, she would flip the board.

Do you think you are safe because you love Y/n?

Oh good god, do not for a second think she will not stain her mouth with your blood

Once there is blood on your hands, there is simply no way to stop.

Off she went, to find Lucifer, it was high time she started working on her little plot to keep herself entertained.

Elegantly rising up from her bed, she dusted her dress in an attempt to smooth out the wrinkles and unlocked her bedroom door.

Cherry red heels tapping against marble flooring came to an abrupt stop, as she pondered, it would be immensely rude of her to barge in, perhaps, she should brew him some coffee to compensate for his time.

Walking into the kitchen she scanned the items, did they have no servants? Inhaling deeply she took into consideration that she would have to brew this all by herself.

Opening a cabinet, she found a box with coffee grounds, she extended her arm and managed to get ahold of the box, she carefully removed the lid and poured it into a glass cup. She always liked her coffee extra bitter, therefore, she didn’t bother to add any sugar into the mixture as she carried two glass cups to Lucifer’s office, which if she recalled correctly was located two rooms across from where she was standing.

Knock.. Knock.. Knock...

Who could this possibly have been? Lucifer knew that none of his brothers bothered enough to knock at his door, they would simply make their way in and waste his time in their own ways. Each one differed greatly from the other yet it all felt the same.

Sighing he got up to open the door to his room, twisting the lock in his gloved hands.. Perhaps it was that new avatar.

Indeed it was, her scarlet eyes met with his Maroon ones. His eyes traveling from her face to her hands, she held two cups of coffee, from the essence he could tell it was extra bitter, just the way he liked it.

“Could I help you?” He asked scanning her figure, he had learned from Barbatos that he would need to be weary of this woman.

“Yes, I thought you deserved a break, so why don’t we have coffee together?” She inquired, her siren eyes scanning him from his face to his shoes

His weakness, the offer was tempting but he had to make sure that Lord Diavolo’s matters were resolved by tomorrow or he would face a chew out from his butler.

“I’m quite busy at the moment-” He started, closing his eyes and whipping his head away, her eyes were bewitching, he had to make sure he would not fall for her charm

Y/n ignored his remark and slid into his room examining her surroundings in wonder. There was no doubt that this man kept all the best things for himself, he had silk sheets, these are the sheets her torture room consisted of, for toys that couldn’t behave themselves properly. She would make them ingest an aphrodisiac and sadistically watch as they shifted uncomfortably and begged for her until they lost their voices and ability to walk.

Lucifer watched as the beautiful woman seated herself at his study table and motioned for him to sit next to her. He sighed, he was far too low on energy to argue his way out of this one. He tread towards the chair and took a seat next to her, attempting to ignore the fact that she sat in his seat and was skimming over the papers that he needed to deliver to Lord Diavolo by the next day.

She nodded in acknowledgement as she flipped through the papers. The work was awfully simple but a cluster of it. It seemed that Lord Diavolo had appointed Lucifer to do all his work for him. Poor Lucifer, he must be tired of the Prince’s shenanigans, perhaps she could use this to her advantage. 

She looked up from the papers and saw that both glasses were untouched,

“What's wrong? Do you dislike bitter coffee?” She asked as Lucifer snapped out of his trance, had he been staring at her this entire time? He needed to get a hold of himself, he could not fall for her, he was supposedly against her as she was evil beyond reasoning.

Oh but Lucifer dear, being against evil doesn't make you any better, no matter what you do Y/n shall always be superior. You will fall for her, after all, her plans never fail.

“Ah, was this for me?” He muttered bringing a cup towards his lips

“Two glasses for two people, I assumed you were sharp-witted, It appears I was wrong,” She glanced from her side as she watched Lucifer’s face mold into frustration.

“Perhaps, it would be simpler if we split the work, after all I do not have much to get done,” She stated

“I am capable of doing this myself,” Lucifer muttered, snatching the papers out of her hands

“Page 47, second paragraph, you made a mistake in your calculations,” Y/n smiled, twirling a pen in her fingers as she watched Lucifer flip through the pages.

His face contorts into exasperation as he realizes he did indeed mess up, this meant he needed to change everything 

“My offer still stands,” Y/n wanted to laugh at his pathetic expression, he could just get her help but his pride refused it.

“My my~ How rude of you to simply not answer! I saved you from humiliation and this is how you repay me?” She gasped, pressing a finger to her lip and staring at Lucifer in anticipation

“Alright, you win. Where do you want to start?” Lucifer murmured, unconsciously bringing a hand up to his hair and pulling on it, he was so frustrated!

“You are more than welcome to take a break while I work on this,” Y/n offered

“You seem quite exhausted,” She sighed, bringing a hand to his forehead and feeling his temperature

“I’m alrig-” Lucifer started

“Go. take. a. rest.” She looked at him annoyed

“Do not worry any longer, I will take care of the work,” She glared as Lucifer got up and walked towards his bed

Congratulations, Y/n. You survived the Agriche, now live with the trauma~

A/N: Reblog but do not repost!

Part 3? Or should I abandon the series?

[lucidreamsxx]

OBEY ME! Incorrect Quotes Season 2 Ep 10

Diavolo's late for a meeting again and won't pick up his D.D.D.

Barbatos: My my, Lord Diavolo isn’t answering his phone...

MC: I’ll call *pulls out D.D.D. and puts it on speaker*

Lucifer: MC, both Barbatos and I have tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Diavolo: Hello?

Barbatos and Lucifer: ...

[marathedemonoverlord]

Okay so I like to do this thing with my and my siblings' pets where when playing with them I'll walk away then say in the sweetest teasing/sing-song voice "Where's the baby?" And I'll like walk around and pretend not to see them while inching closer and depending on the dog I'll either go straight up to them or they'll come to me and when I see them I say in the highest pitched sweetest most affectionate and excitable way "THERE HE IS THERES THE BABY!! HI BABY!!" then give them a bunch of pets and love and play with them while saying stuff like "Hi Baby! My good baby! My good dog!" (I gotta be careful tho I did this with a big puppy once and almost got knocked down cause they were so excited about me "finding them"- Like they didn't just bounce over when they heard me calling for them- Lol)

But why do I bring this up? Because imagine a scenario where MC does this with the Demons- Like they're just wandering the Royal Castle or School saying "WWWWWheres my Demon?" or "WWWWWWhere's my Baby?" And then one of the Brothers or even Diavolo's stacked ass just comes running over just to hear MC squeal out affectionately "THERE HE IS THERES MY DEMON HI BABY MY HANDSOME CUTE BABY" and give them pets and hugs and just have them near- I feel like the Demons don't understand why this makes them unreasonably happy it just does and their ears are always perked to hear that tone with MC because it means free affection!

Gasp! Wait tho! What if Demons are like some Domesticated Animals and they try to rival dogs as Human's Best Friend when that Human is their Pact Master?? ( Oh good fucking luck guys I don't know if you realized but dogs are pretty fucking great >:0 )

[luxthestrange]

Incorrect quotes #519 Humans at it again

Solo: what scares you the most?

Mam: ...ghosts

Dia: Pickles...

Mc: the unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death

Brothers & Royals*Look at them horrifiedly (they don't want to lose you).

Solo*The Only Human who gets what they mean*Mc...look at them you scared the big demon men*looking at traumatized demons*

[oboy-me]

Remember that you are loved.

No matter where you are, no matter how alone you feel, you have someone, somewhere, who believes in you, and cares for you. Even if perhaps you have not met them yet, they are out there.

Make this a year of reaching out. Of connections. Of necessary endings and new beginnings. Of reconnections with those you may have forgotten. You deserve love, to love others and yourself. To love friends, family, partners.

And even if you cannot do any of that, you are still loved in this space as well. The brothers, the royals, the angels, and the sorcerer, they all love you — you are always welcomed in their arms when you need the pillar to lean on until you feel strong enough to do what you need to.

2022 is coming to a close, and 2023 will be another chapter we begin. No matter how you're going in to the new year, just remember:

Everyone in the Devildom is cheering you on, Y/N. You got this. We believe in you. ♥

[sakura-chan-25]

Where's Nii-san?

Pairing: Cg!Barbatos & regressed!brothers + regressed!Diavolo

Summary: Beel & Lucifer (the caregivers) are too busy to look after their 5 regressed brothers, so Barbatos arranged a play date for them and Diavolo. However Mammon doesn't seem to like this idea. (based on this ask by @ahaclownnoises, seems like Tumblr didn't eat it, I was just too dumb find it... Thanks to the person who liked it, lol)

Word Count: 940

Warning(s): Mammon crying, screaming & throwing a tantrum, little gear (pacifiers, bottles), pet names (sunshine, kiddo, precious, little one)

High-pitched laughter was heard in the garden of the Demon Lord's castle. Diavolo, Asmo and Satan were running in circles, trying to catch each other and getting in Barbatos' way, making him stop in his steps before people could get hurt. Levi and Belphie were sitting on the picnic blanket, coloring together. Only Mammon sat at the steps, which would lead back inside, anxiously looking around, clearly searching for something.

Barbatos noticed this and made his way over, occasionally stopping to safe someone from falling. He briefly looked over at Belphie and Levi still coloring. They were alright, just like Diavolo, Satan and Asmo were.

"What are you searching for, sunshine?", Barbatos asked Mammon as he crouched down in front of him. Mammon's blue eyes shortly looked into Barbatos' green ones, before breaking eye contact and resuming looking around. The older demon followed his gaze, puzzled at finding nothing lying around. Then he remembered what Beelzebub had told him before he and Lucifer left Barbatos on his own device with 6 little ones.

Mammon couldn't stay happy regressed without Lucifer around. Beelzebub however made no suggestions how to make the blue-eyed demon feel better. Instead he thought it was more important to munch on some potato chips before rushing out the door behind a stressed Lucifer.

While Barbatos was remembering this remark Mammon started to fuss, getting ready to throw a big tantrum. Barbatos uncharacteristically panicked and picked the younger demon up. “Nonono, kiddo. You are alright. Your brother will be here soon, I promise. Just hold on a bit longer.” The white-haired demon on his hip still fussed around and some stray tears left his eyes, but screaming was avoided… for now at least.

“How about we go to the kitchen and I make you some warm milk? How does that sound, precious?”, Barbatos asked while bouncing him on his hip. Mammon only nodded and hid in the time-demons neck. Barbatos chuckled softly at the youngers antics and skimmed his eyes over the others. They’d be fine without him for a few minutes.

So, he went inside with Mammon still in his arms. While the older demon prepared the bottle, the younger one half-sat – he pretty much was already lying on his back – on the counter, sucking on his favourite pacifier and playing with his bat-stuffie. As soon as Barbatos was done with the bottle, he picked the regressed demon up and went back to the garden again.

Barbatos was right, the others were fine without him. Asmo, Satan & Diavolo joined Levi and Belphie on the picnic blanket while he was gone. Mammon’s arms around his neck tightened and Barbatos quietly hushed him, starting to bounce him again to hopefully soothe him further. “Don’t you want to join your brothers, sunshine?”, the time-demon asked in a sweet voice. Mammon was still while he was thinking about it, slowly sucking on his pacifier, but then he nodded.

“Mind if we join you?” Barbatos asked the bunch sitting on the blanket. Asmo and Diavolo were delighted and eagerly nodded at Barbatos. The others didn’t even look up at him to acknowledge him and just continued with their little game. A sign that they didn’t care or they were too deep in their little space to comprehend the question.

Barbatos put the bottle of warm milk on the grass and slowly lowered himself and Mammon down on the blanket. He positioned the white-haired demon on his lap before he picked the bottle up again and put it in Mammon’s sight, lightly shaking it in an unvoiced question. Mammon opened his mouth in answer, his pacifier falling into his lap.

While Mammon was drinking his milk, tears built in his eyes. He wanted to sit in his brother’s lap, not in Barbatos’ lap. He wanted his big brother. NOW! Mammon started to squirm around in the older demon’s lap, the tears flowing in waterfalls and his childlike whines freely falling from his mouth.

Barbatos tried to hush him, bouncing him in hopes to get him to calm down. No avail. Not even his brother’s embrace helped the young demon to calm down. They had to wait until Lucifer was back. Luckily, they haven’t had to wait long anymore. About an hour later, when they eventually reduced Mammon’s tantrum into tiny sniffles and stray tears, they heard the door to the garden open, accompanied by chewing sounds and a mumbled greeting from the orange-haired demon.

Next to him stood the red-eyed demon sighing tiredly and greeting the bunch on the blanket. Barbatos let out a sigh of relief. Then he flinched, when Mammon tossed around and screamed at the top of his lungs. Not even a second later Lucifer took his little brother from the shorter demon and bounced him on his hip while softly hushing him: “Shhhh, sunshine. It’s alright. Did you miss me, little one?”

Mammon only nodded as he wrapped his arms clumsily but tightly around Lucifer. He hid his head into the crook of his brother’s neck as his tantrum dissolved as fast as it came. The others were relived and finally carried on playing around in the garden, not worried about Mammon’s tantrums anymore.

Lucifer sat next to Barbatos and Beel, who had a regressed sleeping Belphie in his arms, on the picnic blanket with a half-asleep Mammon sucking on his pacifier in his arms. They were watching the others running around in circles again, probably playing catch or some sort of ‘knights saving the princess(es)’ with sticks in their hands. (We probably know who’s who.)

They all looked like a happy family together like that, no?

A/n: The ask was in October... I said I would write it the following day... AND I DID, I just didn't finish it. I hope you enjoyed and have a good day/night! :D