#have a chocolate chip cookie

[chrisrin]

it's bigb time!!

[kingtheghast]

(…) A report posted by the very intergalactic conglomerate Glowstonn admitted on Friday 12 (common galactic calendar) that it was a machine malfunction that caused the shipment of Galaxy Chomp cookies to be too sweet. The company has apologised and will have to pay an estimate of over a million credits in common currency for the sale of productos not to standard. (…) Interestingly enough, consumers have reported that they prefer the sweet flavour to the more tame flavour of the original recipe. Riffs, P. (3024, April 13). Sugary mistake causes a company millions of credits. The Recap, p. 7

Day 2: Sweet/Salty

[coachbeards]

my reminder to everyone that since we saw ted toss beard his blt from his backpack, this "HAPPY SURPRISE SANDWICH FRIDAY!" bag was.........................made by beard. he brought this to work for ted. and he even wrapped ted a cookie!!!!

[cafecitoeddie]

is this supposed to cute for some stupid ass reason? i've been keeping my peace and keeping away from this idiot's page but i got bored and i let curiosity get the best of me....

what does this even mean? is it a horrible thing to ride for ryan/eddie now? buddie, i get, since it's about a ship and you hate the idea of them together, okay, that's fine. but then you have to add ryan/eddie on there which absolutely makes me think you hated ryan/eddie BEFORE THIS FUCK ASS HIATUS EVEN STARTED AND YOU JUST NOW DECIDED TO MAKE IT EVERYBODY ELSE'S PROBLEM.

this is why i can't take some of y'all seriously. why would i want to associate with people who hate "my baby ryan, my boo thing eddie, my shnookums ryan, my pookie eddie." go fuck right off. people seem to think it's open season on ryan/eddie and y'all can miss me with that.

[daearfhungurzzzz]

friend of mine really wanted me to draw him like this

[lunaetis]

my wonderful mutuals : *leaves such nice and sweet things in my promo reblogs* what new followers will see on my blog once they open it : screaming & yelling & LOTS OF CAPS with menacing raccoon in both her critter & normal form sprinkled all over.

[dogstomp]

Dogstomp #3021 - April 9th

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[naomiknight-17]

Cookie dough-stuffed cupcakes

[giftboxxworld]

alright the comic reached 100 notes you know what that means......

my favorite Pizza Tower ship is a rarepair

it's Peppette!!

but like more platonically personally im more hip with that

I just think they're so damn cute together

and you know what sure Noisette's annoying af but I see potential at friendship

like I see the headcannon floating around that she sucks at like actual cooking but is a stellar baker

you also know what I think they could partner up and like cook together

perhaps even like with her hugs and smoochies Noise would probably appreciate that she's got someone else to hug and annoy the frick out of for some time

but eventually since I think Peppino is so devoid of a loving touch and kindness (see: Peppino confession post #1 in Da Box), he grows to appreciate it and hugs her back

AND YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE THEY WOULD ENGAGE IN PLATONIC CUDDLING I JUST SEE IT OK OK OK (of course with consent and Peppino does have like a little hesitation BUT he ends up like loving it and maybe even falling asleep (or Noisette falls asleep first probably THATS MY HEADCANON IDK)

perhaps even... she could end up loving hugging Peppino better because he's not slimy like Vigi or Fake Peppino, or slightly scrawny like The Noise, Peppino's just like just a big fat teddy bear (WHO NEEDS TO BE FED THE TASTIEST OF TREATS)

all of yall can call me cringe

[tamagotchikgs]

my sister was making me monitor her bake cookies because she says every time she does it she messes up and we got to the butter and we needed a cup but theyre only 1/4 each and after i explained how much that was she was like i am Not using 4 sticks im just gonna use one ‼️and girl , girl i see where the problem is girl plea s

[beautifulfatbagelwithlox]

sugar cones are the best because they taste like fortune cookies

[oh-cramity-its-amity]

i think being alive is a lot like learning how to cook for the first time while living alone. you fail and make mistakes a bunch because you don't understand what your doing. you take advice from directions but you dont think it looks the best. you try and make improvements slowly, and its fun because its all so new and you feel proud when you finally figure it out but the journey is a lot like living. its the journey of things and realizing you can do it once you build your own skillset to substitute your confidence in the lack of understanding. you innovate your goals and take those scary risks but eventually with all the failures and "not turning out how its supposed to" you learn to enjoy the journey. it doesnt matter as long as it tastes good and it fulfills you.

[artificial-condition]

Decided to stay up late to bake instead of going to bed at a reasonable time for work in the morning

I’m sure this will have no repercussions that will affect my general well-being throughout the course of my day tomorrow :)

[the-meme-monarch]

well that's the worst nightmare I've had in a while

[skunkes]

I got those expensive ass cookies from that local vendor event yesterday and im going to be honest wit you...they were Good but not worth the price good, they were soft in the middle which i love but they really tasted like Dough and Ingredients... like i could Taste and Feel a Hint of Flour throughout eating them. Ykwim. BUT ALSO. im craving more of them so bad now.

[tommygettingwrittenoff]

buck and eddie would be the most insane PTA moms ever, actually. because eddie loves his son and being a bitch and buck loves bossing people around with a clipboard and being involved.