"The dead one! Yeah I haven't thought about her in a long time!"
A little theory I've had about Winter King's original motives based on his heartless comment about Betty and Ice King's original motives for kidnapping princesses in the first place...... clearly she gave off Bad Ex Vibes…
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How does the spooder sleep?
A study on drider sleep positions.
The belly sleeper
- not as comfy as it looks
- looks like you face planted
- standing up is fast
2. The side sleeper
- comfy
- spider leg salad
3. The dead spider
- you look pretty dead
- comfy for the drow spine
- standing up involves a lot of wriggling
4. The sleeping giraffe
- hella cute
- spine will hurt tho
More sleeping spider ->
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Ya'll want to know the funniest shit?
I'm researching the era when Alastor was alive right now to get a better idea of both his character, the life he lived before Hell, and to hash out a backstory for him.
And so, apparently, Alastor lived through the Prohibition (which was basically the United States government illegalizing the manufacture, transportation, and sale of alcohol because they thought it was the cause of a lot of domestic violence and child abandonment).
Alastor canonically died in 1933.
Do you know how long the Prohibition lasted?
From 1920-1933.
ALASTOR LITERALLY DIED THE SAME YEAR ALCOHOL BECAME LEGAL AGAIN. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW BITTER HE MUST'VE BEEN?
The Prohibition officially ended on December 5, 1933, and now my headcanon is that Alastor died December 6, 1933. Literally the day after he could legally drink all the booze he wanted.
I am learning a LOT about New Orleans and the era Alastor lived through (including the gay community in the city at the time) which has been a lot of fun, and I just wanted to share that tidbit because it is so fucking funny to me.
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p/orn link !!! - if u saw that i posted this earlier shh
but this is literally dbf!price who swears up and down he isn’t going to fuck you but it’s your first night back home for the holidays and your family invited him over for dinner and he finds himself sneaking into ur room once every else is asleep. sliding his hard cock through your messy folds :( making even more of a mess on you as he cum on your clit, trying so hard to not sink into your warm and wet pussy :((((
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