#having thots tm

[kate-apologist]

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[waterfallofspace]

Okay so I just started watching L/ife L/essons with U/ramichi O/niisan... and this show is so good.

Like it's hilarious, so well done with adult humour/pessimistic views, but mixed with this upbeat children's show vibe (since that's where they work)~

Anyways I'm posting this because there's been a CANON ------ for my favourite character and uh... I might have to write something about it because I'm starting to get insane about this show.

ALSO ADDING ON CANONICALLY: "I heard he's caught a fever easily ever since he was a little kid." and.... yes <3

[its-tea-time-darling]

comment i got on my newt/teresa fic lmaoo

to those who don't get it why i find that amusing: while i appreciate fandom culture around headcanoning a certain sexuality for a character and deriving joy from it, it amuses me that

1) people seem to think a fictional character's sexuality needs to be policed in fanfiction, the medium where fans make up fictional content on fictional characters bc they derive joy from it 2) that people talk of newt being gay as though it was canon, when it in fact was one (1) tweet trashner made for clout, and the newtmas fanbase is the one he's continually trying to milk for money and attention bc that's the only thing he's got left to do for publicity since his publisher dropped him for sexual harassment allegations.

before i hit post, i want to highlight that luckily, this isn't a mentality i've seen around in the maze runner fandom for a long time, or that i feel is rampant. i just have Thoughts TM about this, and getting a comment like that prompted me to spell them out again.

loads of love to the tmr fandom for being one of the loveliest places on the internet. <3

[vallerianella]

hiiii can i ask for either🌹 for xueyao at a festival or 🍫 for hagarian 🤭 (choking and dying)

hiii (performs resuscitation on u) happie earlie qi xi festival (he got assigned to wishing ribbon tying) + have half a cigarette (and some pocket lint)

[stephaniedola]

i feel like every day for the past month i just wake up and am So Miserable (TM) and if im lucky something decent Happens (TM) which makes me Less Miserable (TM) but then i still end up So Miserable (TM) again the next day

[eff-plays]

Mass Effect is a great series! I love all your BG3 thoughts and would love to hear your thoughts on Mass Effect too :3 💜

Hehehe ... Well then I will certainly ... Have some :3c🧡🧡🧡

[aylaaescar]

Veriana doesn’t think of herself as particularly good in the slightest. she was raised by her father’s servants to be a spy, and she’s good at it. lying, deceiving, being another face in the crowd. hearing people call the Watcher and/or the Lady of Caed Nua a hero or a good person is just plain bizarre and sometimes unsettling, because she knows that the only reason that she isn’t even in Vailia anymore is her decision to betray her father for a better offer from a rival lord. she didn’t leave because of a crisis of conscience, she left because her father discovered what she had done and it wasn’t safe for her anymore. (did her resentment over being her father’s bastard kid raised to be a spy and servant instead of one of his legit kids play into this? who can say.)

I would personally say that her decision to try and do right by people after her Watcher abilities awaken is a good trait that she doesn’t give enough credit, but it’s all YMMV, I guess. but she definitely doesn’t think of herself as good or as somebody you’d want to be around, and she thinks of herself as too jaded and cynical to really allow herself to bond with anybody. then she saved a random elf from getting attacked by some drunks in Gilded Vale and it’s all downhill from there for this ranger smh. soon she’s going to discover, much to her shock, that she is capable of love and compassion

[themultifanshipper]

don't be shy. elaborate.

personally i see this podium as carlos holding reader in place between his legs, readers back against his chest as oscar absolutely devours them. i just know he's the king of guy to unhinge his jaw and eat his partner alive because have you seen that man? no further explanation is needed. carlos is praising reader to no end while they're squirming and poor lando is sat in the Cuck Chair TM (there's one in every hotel fight me) unable to touch himself even though he's so hard it HURTS and all he can do is grip the armrests of the chair until his knuckles turn white. go forth and do with my thots what you will 🙃

https://www.tumblr.com/themultifanshipper/750822766739111936/or-foursome-if-youre-not-a-pussy

This lineup goes hard

Warnings: nasty, nasty foursome. Unhinged Oscar. female reader

Oscar and lando bet that whoever was in front would get to eat you out while the other was forced to watch.

They put everything they had into that race, but Lando got damage and fell behind Carlos through no fault of his own.

So Oscar had an idea: let carlos join, just to torture Lando that much more.

So there they were, Oscar with his head buried between your legs, Carlos behind you holding your arms behind your back so you couldn't touch oscar, whispering sweet praises into your ear, and poor Lando in his cuck chair facing the bed.

Lando wasn't allowed to touch himself, so he was white knuckling the armrests as he squirmed, cock hard and leaking in his pants.

Oscar had promised him that if he was a good boy, he would fuck him nasty after, so he was determined to last.

Oscar was undeniably the best at giving head. Lando and Carlos were good too, amazing in fact, but Oscar had that lazy desperation that drove you insane. He alternated between gliding his tongue over your pussy, and shoving it as deep as possible while using his nose to rub at your clit, jaw unhinged and eyes rolling back as he loses himself in the sensation of your sweet juices running down his face.

You were three orgasms in when he finally lifted his head, face and shirt soaking wet, and looked at Carlos, who was also very hard but didn't dare try anything.

"Do you want to fuck her while I fuck Lando?" He asked, droopy grin exposing his bunny teeth, but weirdly he looked more menacing than cute in that moment.

Carlos groaned, his head rolling back towards the headboard. Lando whimpered in the corner and they both looked at him.

"Yes, please" was all Carlos could muster, the sight in front of him was changing his brain chemistry. Lando's hair was soaked in sweat, as was his underwear, very obvious tent under the wet patch as he panted and rolled his hips, searching for friction.

That's how you ended up in reverse cowgirl as Carlos pounded into you from below while Lando faced you on the bed, on his knees, prostate being abused by Oscar's fingers.

Once he was prepped, Oscar grabbed his hair and shoved his face down towards where your pussy was quivering around Carlos's cock, forcing Lando to look at it, and slid into him to the hilt, before starting a punishing pace.

Lando wailed into the covers as tears ran down his cheeks from the pleasure after being denied for so long, as Oscar started teasing him.

"Look at that Lando. Look at our girl's pussy being split open by another man's cock. That could've been you."

Lando whined as Oscar gave a particularly hard thrust before continuing "You could be making her feel good if you hadn't fucked up your race"

He knew that it wasn't Lando's fault, he was just being mean. But it was working because Lando moaned and tightened around his cock, so he slowed down to a slow grind, making Lando wail in desperation again.

"Don't be selfish Lando, our girl needs to come first, why don't you help her out, hmm?"

So he let go of Lando's hair, the older man immediately surging forward to lick over your lips spread around Carlos's cock, and Carlos groaned as he slowed down ever so slightly to help Lando out.

When Lando licked over your sensitive overstimulated clit, you shrieked and clenched around Carlos, which created a chain reaction.

Carlos suddenly pounded back into you, pumping you full of him as he came inside you, which made you come, drenching Lando's face in your juices, the sight of which sent Oscar into a frenzy, slamming his hips into Lando's, who then came completely untouched, the two mclaren drivers tumbling over the edge together.

You were all a mess of panting, sweaty bodies as you all caught your breath on the now very damp bed.

Lando spoke up first, wiping his slick wet hair away from his eyes. "Next time I win, you're going to suffer, Osc"

I spiralled (what else is new?)

Look at THESE MEN! RAIL ME! PLEASE!

[bellsliturgy]

rham’ir (inner) thigh tattoos....

[nebulousbrainsoup]

Hard hours are open ? ? If I may ~ ?

Thinking about boxer San cuz honestly the bouncy mv and the whole scene of San and wooyoung in the underground boxing ring made me dizzy 🫣🫣 really want that man to ruin me for me,, maybe as a lucky charm or a good luck quickie (maybe with a dash of wooyoung on the side 🤭😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫)

Idk your very recent mingi fic/ask is making me feel things lol

oh you absolutely may, my dear. that whole entire scene???? had me thinking Thots(tm) from the moment I saw it and I... mm. yeah for SURE I'm with you on this one.

18+ under the cut ; minors/ageless dni

buy me a ko-fi?

tags/warnings: gn!reader, woo's a lil jealous, lil bit of public sex, voyeurism, sorta poly, woo's a creep (affectionate), pet names (baby, my little charm), mentions of masturbation, unprotected sex (boo)

Because the thing about San—about nearly everyone in that dingy, sweat-filled basement, is that they do their best work when their blood's already pumping. Even when the place is nearly empty, only the fighters and their select entourages milling about, the residual energy is palpable. Wooyoung is not immune to it, as much as he may turn up his pretty nose at your pre-match antics. You think he does it more for his own pride than anything, trying to put himself above the fighters he manages, to maintain some degree of separation. Both you and San can see straight through that façade, and it's quite a laugh for the both of you each time he "accidentally" stumbles upon you. Each time, you're met with exasperation, and each time, once you're both sated, you fall into a fit of giggles over it.

Neither of you are stupid. You can see the way Wooyoung's eyes drag over the taut muscles of San's back and ass as he rails you against the wall under the stairs. San catches lingering stares when he's got you bent over the bathroom sink, his friend's eyes glued to where his cock is disappearing into you. You both have caught him glancing back at you in their dingy van's rearview, and San has his own little secret tucked away, having caught your name falling from Wooyoung's lips late at night. It's kind of fun to see how long he'll keep it up, so you bide your time, waiting until he comes to you. Until then, San has you, anywhere and everywhere he can.

At first, the whole "C'mon, baby, it's like a quick little testosterone boost" bit was just that, an excuse to get you under or over or on him (as if he needed one), but after the first match you couldn't make became San's first loss, you became his good luck charm. They'd shown up at your place before the next match, their blacked out van sticking out like a sore thumb, and both practically begged you never to miss a match again. Who were you to say no to their cute little pouts? Time was tight that night, you having gotten off work with just enough time to make it to the match yourself, so San had yanked you into the back and taken you then and there.

You were distantly aware of Wooyoung's wandering eyes, catching his gaze in the mirror once or twice for fractions of a second before he had to pay attention to the road again. Each time, you found yourself clenching around San's cock, a lazy smile spreading across your lips as his moans grew louder, hips snapping more roughly against your own. Your moans pitched up with the rough-handling, and your eyes snapped back to San's face, finding him smirking down at you.

Within seconds, he had also glanced up to the front of the van, smirk breaking into a grin as he moaned lowly into your ear. "He's eating this up," he muttered, leaning down to suck a mark into your skin. "Might wreck us; he's too busy jerking himself off up there."

Your walls fluttered around him as you felt the coil in your gut tightening, a heady "Sannie!" leaving you.

He hummed, pressing a chaste kiss to your lips, this time speaking loud enough for your companion to hear. "I know, baby, I'm almost there, can you just hold out a few more minutes for me? You know how much more it helps when my little charm cums with me."

The soft moan you let out pitched up violently as the van jerked to a stop, the sudden change in momentum driving San deep into you, his cockhead slamming against your sweet spot. You saw stars as you came unraveled, staring unseeingly up at the ceiling of the van. Wooyoung's voice and the shifting of San's hips brought you back down to reality, the latter muttering in his pout, "I was so close, dammit."

"Too bad, we're here. Put your fucking pants back on and take your frustration out in the ring," you heard Wooyoung mumble, the engine dying a second later. "I'm going in to stall. You have five minutes, tops."

San sighed as the driver's side door shut, his head hanging just slightly. Leaning down, he pressed a kiss to your forehead before moving to your lips, muffling your whines of overstimulation as he slid his still-hard cock from you.

"Not gonna use your five minutes?" you prodded, sitting up with him to straighten yourself out.

He shook his head. "And leave you with more of a mess to clean up? I've already got my lucky charm taken care of."

"Such a gentleman."

He grinned, leaning over to press a kiss to your cheek. "I'd rather save it for a victory lap anyway. Especially if you can get Woo to join us."

You raised an eyebrow, grinning mischievously as you buttoned your pants back up. "I'll see what I can do."

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[ivymarquis]

I had a thot(tm) and can’t decide if I want her to just sleep with Price or make it a team effort and have the whole 141 involved

“What would you do if you found out I cheated on you?” Her (unbeknownst to either of them) soon-to-be ex boyfriend asks.

She blinks, already deciding she doesn’t particularly like this question.

“I dunno. Probably fuck your chain of command.” If he was stupid enough to try and get his lick in, she would get hers back.

But he isn’t a stupid man, and she is content that this is just a random question in the same vein as asking him if he’d love her if she was a worm.

It’s a smartass answer to what she foolishly assumes is a tongue-in-cheek question. Who the fuck asks something like that and is serious about it?

Much like she doesn’t like the question, he does not like the answer.

Rather than rolling with it like she did, his reaction is immediate. “Is that really fucking necessary? Glad to know I’m with a class act.” The question snaps harshly at her.

Hm. Well, things have been too peaceful for too long lately, haven’t they? She supposes they’re overdue for a blow up.

There’s a part of her that realizes it’s not good that she’s so ambivalent about this. She should care, in some direction, that her boyfriend is blowing up at her. She should either be pissed beyond all belief that he’s mad about a situation he fabricated, or be sad that he’s mad at her. Something.

“Play stupid games, win stupid prizes,” is all she says before standing up. “I’m tired. I’m going to bed,” I’m not dealing with your shit tonight is the part she doesn’t say out loud.

“Fuck you, I don’t have to deal with this.” He snaps at her, jerking to his feet and hurrying out the door.

Why the fuck does she deal with him, again?

Really she shouldn’t be surprised when a few days later she finds an open condom wrapper mixed in with the laundry. Which, considering she hasn’t slept with him in over a week, pretty much solidifies that he’s a cheating prick.

Okay. Fine. He can’t say she didn’t warn him.

[jlf23tumble]

Omitting harry from his book was telling. Maybe it was harry styles TM that prevented Nick from writing about him but I doubt it. This wouldn't be some random celebrity using Harry's name for clicks. They had years of documented friendship so even a quick mention of harry should have been in there. It's obvious something went down between them to put an end to all that. I'm guessing harry and louis had an open relationship and nick was one of the people harry slept with until louis put an end to it? Wasn't there that whole "the judge asked me to stay away from you" thing from nick to harry when louis was an x factor judge? Maybe ultimatums were made which led to ruined relationships.

anon 2: I found it interesting after reading Nick’s book that he said he’d always go for men that were unavailable. I wonder if Harry and Louis broke up or were even going through a rough patch and Nick decided to lay his cards on the table and got rejected. All speculation of course and we’ll probably never find out the truth.

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Been ooo for a few days, but yeah, the book omission was INSANE, especially given everything else in it. We'll never know why it suddenly just...stopped, but it is MOLTO curioso, one of my very few questions if I had unfettered, open book access, and I never will, which is fine, but yeah, thinkin' thots

[theliterarywolf]

Can I have an explanation as to what is the Fyre Festival(?) I don't know if I'm too young or not American enough to know ^^''

Long story short, watch this

Short story long and I mean long, so a good portion in will have a Read More break for the sake of people's dashboards:

We have a trust-fund baby by the name of Billy McFarland. Full-on too much allowance and money from mommy and daddy and nowhere near enough brains to use it.

Billy calls himself making a black card (credit cards for obnoxiously wealthy people) company called Magnises where the premise is basically

Billy: 'Why, yes, this is a money-sink of what is already a money-sink, but with this you get amazing deals on concerts and meeting celebrities~!'

Anyone dumb enough to sign up: 'Um... Okay, at least that last part sounds good. How does it work?'

Billy: 'That's the neat part! IT DOESN'T!'

So anyone would think 'okay, you can't even make something as simple as a customized credit card work, maybe you should stay away from business and investments for a bit'. Not Billy! Because during some big party or whatever, he happened to meet the famous (to some people) rapper Ja Rule! And they got to talking and decided 'why don't we throw a music festival with high-profile acts in the Bahamas?!'

So they actually flew out to Great Exuma with a bunch of influencer thots and Instagram models and lived it up to the fullest. Why? So they could get promo material for a festival that literally didn't even exist.

So determined were they to get this footage that when one model expressed discomfort at getting into a swimming pool (it was getting late and she was cold), Ja Rule told her to, quote, 'Get your ass in the damn pool'.

So they got this footage and started promoting online. And they sold out! Awesome, right? For them to see how much interest they got had to mean that they realized they needed to get infrastructure and hospitality squared away, right?

Ha ha -- WRONG.

Because even other people who were employed by Billy and Ja Rule were telling them, begging them 'we need at least 2 years to pull off something like this'.

But remember! Billy McFarland has horrific denial issues! So he kept insisting that they could make it happen! Also, something something -- taking out a bunch of short-term loans that he couldn't afford to default on -- something.

So they go full steam ahead!

...By not paying the local laborers they hired, the restaurant-owner they hired, the staff they hired--

But, traloo-traley! They day eventually arrives! Excited festival-goers are hopping on their flights to the Bahamas, expecting the highest luxury that their $1200 tickets could pay for.

By the way, is it... too late to mention that tickets only ranged from $500 to $1200? For a two week music festival? With all amenities included? IN THE FUCKING BAHAMAS?!

Festival-goers step out of the airport and are directed onto a school bus. ...Okay. Where they are then driven to a pretty miserable looking beach. ...Okay. Where they see a swathe of disaster-relief tents.

Welcome to Fyre Festival*!

*Note: The Festival barely ended up lasting two days from a combination of festival-goers seeing the shitshow, trying to leave but not having any spending money (because the Festival was advertised as cashless), and eventually being rounded up by the Bahamian Government and taken back to the airport.

Also: In addition to the festival-goers being promised premium accommodations that turned out to be those disaster-relief tents, they were promised fine dining which those who arrived early got... At the expense of the restaurant owner who was never paid... But the rest were granted the boon of withered salad greens and 'sandwiches' made of limp bread and Government-Approved Cheese-Product (TM).

And all of this doesn't even go into the rumors of wild dog attacks, festival-goers attacking and stealing supplies from each other, Billy asking one of the event-planners, an elderly gentleman who was supposedly a long-time friend of his, to go to the head of Bahamian Customs and offer to suck his dick so they could import some drinking water, and of course Billy's scumbag denial about anything going wrong, about needing to pay his employees in the aftermath, or his eventual jail-time.

But this already got so long so, if anyone wants me to elaborate on anything else, it would have to be in response to a second ask.

[silvergyus]

lemme hear those txt dick thoughts oml <333

LIA💕💕 okay so this is something me and the bestie have discussed so here are my Tubatu Dick Thots tm

Hyuka: I am a hyuka biggest dick truther!!! if anyone's is longer maayyybe it's soobin's but kai's is def the thickest. I also feel like it is the most pink of the group? Kai has slightly different undertones in his skin so I feel like he might be pinker/flush pinker than the other boys.

Soobin: like I said, maayyybe longest but in my heart it is only slightly smaller than kai's. not as thick but still enough to fill u up. we know soobin has a dirty mind (thinking of that one taegyubin live specifically) and I feel like bc his mind's always in the gutter, he gets hard the most often/most quickly

Yeonjun: immaculate dick. perfect, no notes. in my mind it's the third longest but tyun's is thicker. definitely curved. he has the most "dancer" vibe of all the boys and def puts those hips to use

Taehyun: solid dick. heavy and thick and fills you up so good. feel like his gets the reddest when it's flushed???

Beomgyu: so sorry bamtoris but I feel like gyu is the smallest 🫣 y'all know that concept of vacation dick vs boyfriend dick? Gyu has perfect boyfriend dick. never gonna get tired of it which is perfect bc he is literally always horny

[oupyfactory]

Thot of forcefem opposite idk enthusiastic fem? Consensual Femme?

So I have a lot of thoughts on this actually! My immediate thought is basically just "Very cool!" but there's more to it lol.

Since you specified enthusiastic I'm assuming we're not talking about "force"-fem where there's a playful resistance to it and possibly some element of roleplay. (Which is kinda the default outside of fictional stuff) But like, unambigously enthusiastic. Or, at the very least, actively letting things happen.

I think it's great! While I love force-fem, consensual femme has two aspects to it that I really like. One is just that it's a lot less intense. Sometimes I just kinda have trouble enjoying the same hard kinks I'd genuinely really like on a different day, and softer stuff is just ideal for that situation.

The other is that the angle and intent behind it can vary a lot more than forcefem, imo. Eg, it could still involve aspects of humiliation or power play, but it could also forego them entirely. Focusing on something like self-actualization. Or something more kinky like feeling more cute for your dom, the way they like it.

There's also a really interesting gradient to how enthusiastic it actually is, specifically. Like, I love the idea of a dom consensually feminizing someone but in a really pushy way, taking "No" for an answer but not relenting until they actually hear that "No". Treating every sign of nervousness or apprehension like something to soothe until it stops. Being just a little bit dehumanizing about it, as they treat any objection besides a hard no as akin to a pet being fussy about their new accessory. Talking down to their silly little sub until they're just melting and going along with it completely.

Probably my personal favorite feminization dynamic, you can probably tell lol.

Or it could be a subtle, almost manipulative dynamic, like bringing up the idea very gradually. (Though consent in that kinda situation can get very messy lol) But in general I'm a big fan of coercion even in the consensual sense. But on the other end of that spectrum, you have COMPLETELY enthusiastic stuff. This could be non-sexual, essentially just guiding someone through the process, holding their hand and comforting them. Filtering the scary and confusing path into just doing what you're told.

Or it could be something more kinky, like being treated like a doll. Molded into what your dom considers the cutest version of you, down to the appearance and mannerisms. Just letting someone take control of, essentially, what YOU are. Your identity. And getting that "Scared in a good way" feeling from it. While also being told you're doing such a good job, that you look so cute, that you're making your dom so happy by being such a good pet.

It is pretty annoying that it's so hard to find, mainly because there's just... no term for it. Not one that specifically refers to it, anyway. And of course there's practicality. Forcefem, as in like, actual forced feminization is, y'know, forced. Meaning, outside of fantasy it's extremely impractical outside of the "force"-fem angle, besides the select few who go really hard when it comes to CNC. Which, lets be real, if they're that open-minded they've probably already transitioned lol. IG what I'm saying with all of this is there's a lot of variance and fun to be had in the idea of consensual fem. And, despite being a Forcefem Enjoyer(tm) I really like the idea of something more enthusiastic and wish it was more commonly appreciated.

[lewmagoo]

I'm so sorry I missed the positivity night - I blame being on the opposite time zone. If it's not too late, I would love to shout out... 'One for the history books' - @pisupsala one of the first tgm series that I read and loved and go back to. I love how much attention to detail is put into the OC career and day to day job.

'Landslide' by @roosterbruiser This story moved me and I loved the way Millie touched on some really deep and challenging topics like grief, toxic relationships, and sacrifice. It really made me think hard about those things too . It is so well crafted, researched, and themed and I love the playlists that accompany the chapters and characters.

I pretty much love anything @roosterforme writes but 'A little present' and Chapter 7 of 'A love you don't find every day' absolutely take the cake for me - there is a simple line in each of these stories from Roo that lights me on fire every time I read them.

@withahappyrefrain "Full of surprises" and "Part 2" I adore (and am grateful to) Abby's commitment to the Bob fucks agenda and these are two stand out works. Also love the realistic aspects they include the in the smut scenes here and there.

@jupitercomet 'Sweeter than sugar' series and blurbs. I love how Bob's good qualities bleed out from the darker character he is in these stories.

@lewmagoo you! 'Swathed in the purple light' your story is incredible - the build up and release in this is amazing. I can feel it through the screen each time I read it and I love how understood & cared for Bobby is.

@arson-tm 'Bruised thighs/flowery sheets' similar to the story above I love the way Rhett is cared for and understood and how safe he feels to be vulnerable in this especially when he treated so poorly and ignored by so many.

@sebsxphia all of Seb's thots and one shots are incredible. Her creative mind blows me away, I definitely have to mention the Ptolemaea series which is such a creative and interesting and original intersection of characters and dark themes but I've also really been loving the latest one-shots of soft Rhett looking after a reader experiencing illness and addiction. They are both really powerful but comforting stories at the same time.

@delopsia Delgato creates and shares the most incredible gifs and themes collages and I am eternally grateful for all the Lewis Pullman character content she shares!

Thank you for hosting this. A really lovely thing to do!

i've read most of these, but there are a few i haven't! i'm adding them to my reading list now bc i know they will be fantastic