#hazyshush

[tearyeyednixie]

Because my unhinged attachment to fictional men never ends I fucked around and got WAY too attached to Gabriel and now I’m just stuck cradling an obsession no one else seems to share with a very dead very made up man

[tearyeyednixie]

I’ve been trying to beat the unhinged tumblrina allegations for years… but after adding Gotham to the list of things that rotted my brain I realized I’m incapable of achieving this goal. My sincerest apologies, thank you to all who defended me.

[tearyeyednixie]

Everyday I think of writing glorified self insert fanfic about the riddler to comfort myself…. And everyday I like to pretend like I’m better then that.

[tearyeyednixie]

Thinking about Kurt Kunkle again 😔

[tearyeyednixie]

My fave phrase in the world is “blank is the most”/ “blank is simply the most” so I hope beyond hope that with welcome home and all you Wally simps we can make it a normal phrase again so I don’t look insane

[tearyeyednixie]

I’m so deeply fucking in love with this man Idec I love him so fucking much he’s just he’s so I mean he’s fucking perfect I love him so much I just I can’t

[tearyeyednixie]

There are like no fics for Crispin Glover’s characters and I’m about to riot give me fics about the little freak RN!!!!

[tearyeyednixie]

Edward Nashton would take care of when I’m flaring I know it in my heart

[tearyeyednixie]

Matthew Lillard I love you I wish I could’ve met you today the convention sucked 😔

[tearyeyednixie]

In my head gnawing on the riddler like a small child would a squinky or perhaps a Polly pocket skirt

[tearyeyednixie]

Currently obsessing over the religious symbolism in the riddlers actions and the implications that has all across the board including in his backstory

[tearyeyednixie]

My toxic trait is that I was rizzed up by not one but two angels

[tearyeyednixie]

The jestie drew my welcome home oc in a fancy little fit!!!!! 🤭🤭🤭🤭

@pauldanosbandonedirection222

[tearyeyednixie]

My mother just came into my room to rescue me (jaw locked) and after all was said and done she saw spamton behind me and said “why do you sleep with that thing it’s terrifying?” I said “I sleep with all my stuffed animals.”

now to be fair this morning I woke up and saw him and he scared me BUT it was the position he was in because he’s sitting up and when I’m laying down it looks like he’s staring at me.

But I say all this to say the spamton slander from my family is never ending from my sister finding him punching him activating his voice box and terrifying herself to this when is my poor boy gonna get a break

[tearyeyednixie]

Sometimes the horrors win and that’s okay (I broke my diet because post flare hazy is a very weak and miserable person)

[tearyeyednixie]

In less than a month I will be a year older and that’s just very very sickening I shouldn’t be the age that I’m turning because that is sick