#he got the princess bride

[cupwithsnail]

my brother took my uquiz last night and he kept nit-picking everything, but by the end of it his result was scary accurate and the fucker didn’t even read it. he just wanted to know what answer was for what and judging them. he told me my movie tastes were shit and i was like ??? you’re judging the movies you watched as well??? 

like, yeah my brain is weird but it was correct so shut up about it. 

[me-beef]

heres my bride and ugly ass groom pic. i love their love

[thunderheadfred]

partner is going through old photos and sent me this one of him at 18

he is 33 and has not aged. not one day. this is not a joke. I'm going to get arrested???

I am 36 and married to a Goofy Teen Boy. He has a masters degree and teaches teenagers who try to emasculate him all damn day and it doesn't matter because he does not fucking care?? lmao try again losers? he likes Gilbert and Sullivan and fixing typewriters and dressing up like a church-going senior citizen every day and his softness is The Whole Point

when we go to our prenatal appointments together the nurses are always looking him up and down before asking, "...and who is this?"

as if he's my fucking nephew or something

when actually this tween-looking megadork impregnated a six-foot tall giantess Viking woman on like, the first try

[hereissomething]

saw the first saw with orgy and my fave part is when u see dr gordon dragging his dad tummy across the floor on his way out of the bathroom

[keepingupwiththeboltons]

Maybe if aerion brightflame had microdosed his way up on wildfire he wouldve been fine

[stubblesandwich]

Okay you just KNOW one of these years, Emma forced Killian to dress as Princess Buttercup and the Dread Pirate Roberts with her for Halloween. Like there's literally no way that didn't happen.

[bisaster-energy]

im not even done my current kuwameshi fic and im already getting ideas about new ones...

[theheadlessgroom]

@beatingheart-bride

"O-Oh, yes, I'll be fine, thank you," Susannah smiled sincerely at him, her cheeks warming at the warmth of his tone, the compassion in his eyes: When was the last time someone cared that she made it home safe? It felt like eternity since then, but all that time, all the loneliness...it just seemed to fade away in his presence.

She thought that would be the end of that. The buck stops here: They would bid each other good night, and that aside from her completing his order and giving it to him, they would never see each other again. She figured tonight was a one-off, a fluke. He merely wanted to check in after the night before, just to put his mind at ease, and then they would part ways forever, and she would look back on the short time she spent with him fondly.

But in that moment, she decided this would not be the end.

"U-Unless...y-you'd like to come in..."

It was a silly, simple offer, one she was sure he wouldn't really take her up on...he probably had better places to be than sitting in her little kitchen, drinking tea or coffee or something like that and continuing to talk, the way they did the night before...

...but if he did accept (and a small part of her, very secretly, hoped that he would), she wouldn't object in the slightest.

[cowboysuperhero]

a while back (like. november) the server was talking about "what if everyone had to go to a hero gala where they have to dress fancy but still be in costume" - i did some art for it but wanted to revisit the idea with future charlie :) it's basically the same outfit but with a few extras!

[jaejoongs-nipple-piercing]

Found this on my hard drive. He was right.

[yarboyandy]

will you do more of the ella enchanted au pleaseeeeee please please

maybe idk what else to draw! Somewhere I vaguely started a She's All That AU but I can always do other rom coms

[soullessjack]

learning that Cary Elwes was also Wesley Princess Bride has changed me in ways I can never reverse. Look at himmp ..

[whynotimtired]

[inkmaze]

fully thought the child's play series was called the chucky series until I was looking for it last night ngl

[polktd]

matt murdock as westley from the princess bride

[somewhat-bored]

Do you think any of the other misfits have read the princess bride? Am I bothering you?

First of all, you're not bothering me at all. These asks are interesting and they motivate me into making more Magic Misfits content!

anyways

HEAD CANON TIME!

Carter found the Princess Bride in a library while on the run with Kalagan. He got hooked immediately, but only managed to get to the duel between Inigo and Westley before Kalagan told Carter that they were leaving the town they were in that night. This is one of the few times he's even considered breaking his moral code, but he returned the book and promised himself that he would find another library and finish the Princess Bride. Carter finally got to finish the book in Mineral Wells.

Leila was introduced to the Princess Bride shortly after being adopted by Mr. Vernon, who used to read it to her before she went to sleep. Her favorite parts were with Fezzik's rhyming, and she occasionally piped up during Mr. Vernon's reading with a rhyme of her own.

Theodore Stein-Meyer, inconceivably, has never read the Princess Bride. Every Misfit was shocked. They made it their personal mission to get Theo to read the Princess Bride. Ridley accidentally handed him her copy of the Morgenstern version, which lead to him very confused as to how the rest of the Misfits enjoyed it.

"So, what do you think of the book?"

"It's very dull as of right now. Ridley, are you sure this is one of your favorite books?"

"What do you mean, you should be in the middle of the action-OH GOD, NOT THE HAT DESCRIPTIONS!"