#he has street smarts

[m4ndysk4nkovich]

does anybody else think that they dumbed ian and kev down a LOT as the seasons went on for comedic effect

[fisheito]

wait. puss in boots rei? unfulfilled dream? as.. as in. kinda like. a last wish.? like. the last puss in boots movie.? perrito garu?????

[mini-minish]

i am an essek high int low wis believer

[mechieonu]

haven't seen HH yet & my only real hope is that charlastor keeps whatever dynamic they had goin on

[maladaptivedaydreamsx]

⚠️ silvio route spoilers ahead ⚠️

[i-didnt-do-1t]

Alex Snyder who will take some classes in the refuge, who will teach the boys things but it’s all misinformation- when he comes back to the topic a couple of days later and everyone is getting things wrong he takes it as an opportunity to mock them, to call them stupid, unable to learn- it gives him just a little bit more power if he can control what they know and what they don’t know, if he can gaslight them into thinking they’re stupid or forgetful, that they won’t get anywhere in life, that the refuge is the best place for them to be.

It’s multiple strikes across the arm when they get answers wrong. Three more if they cry out.

[allsortzofcrap]

i feel like for the rest of my life i will be walking around totally normal and then periodically, i will be absolutely brained with a metaphorical anvil falling off the side of a building that represents the absolute bafflement i have towards modern adaptations of sherlock holmes and their treatment of irene adler. bbc's most recent adaptation in particular.

im so sorry. please repeat. she was stupid u say??? and i'm sorry, IN LOVE with him u say??????

i'm a feminist so i think women are capable of being in love and also of being stupid. they can do anything they put their minds to ofc ❤️. but this is too far even for me.

it's just that i can't understand why you would choose to write a narrative that is more mysoginistic than the source material when the source material was written in 1891.

was it intentional? did they somehow not pick up on the implications? was it random?

i can't fathom it. it keeps me awake.

[annalyticall]

My Durge Playthrough: 36 hours, 10 long rests, still no Astarion bite scene

My second Tav Playthrough: 4 hours, 2 long rests, gets the bite scene despite Astarion not liking me even a little bit

[xstarlightxstarbrightx]

thoughts on how the Liyue Archon quest went [7]

the quest for the Cocogoat is 10/10, can i just say.

like it's literally just Qiqi: Cocogoat please Zhongli, who has never ever heard of a Cocogoat in his entire existence in Liyue: checks out, let's go.

when they fix up the Guizhong Ballista, the more Zhongli yaps the more Kaeya's like "oh, maybe i was wrong", but it's with the "we should focus on Qiqi's contract" that makes Kaeya go "oh, no, i was wrong. he IS the Geo Archon. whack."

also Lumi being a total Mom and having to sit w/ Qiqi and explain that coconut milk comes from coconuts and not a Cocogoat adepti beast??? 10/10. i love her sm, please

also??? Zhongli treating????

Zhongli: i've decided to treat you to a meal. Lumi: Zhongli. Treating. Kaeya: like paying for food. for us. and not the other way around. Zhongli: i won't forget the Mora this time.

i feel like at this point, Zhongli is kind of curious abt the Traveler Trio b/c he's a lil more focused. especially b/c, like, y'know, one of them is a Khaenriahn and the other two definitely aren't human.

obviously tho, he can't glean too much b/c, y'know, they're there to relax and then Ganyu shows up and askes the Trio to head to the Jade Chamber, and Zhongli's like "oh okay."

also speaking of the Jade Chamber, favorite bit has to be how Ganyu just,,, forgor to tell them how to get there. also, b/c of Keqing's spiel about the time of the Adepti passing, i kinda feel like Lumi and Kaeya kinda figure out like "oh, is that why he's stepping down?" and them being confused why he didn't just,,, step down.

current h/c for the Jade Chamber thing tho is Kaeya kind of nudging Paimon towards a very specific antique box from the Jeweler's b/c he's like 'I doubt the snacks will do shit, but this antique might be a different story'. also he and Lumi are incredibly impressed by Ningguang's reach in Liyue; very much a moment of "wowwwww, lotsa power u got there" meanwhile Paimon's freaking out b/c "OH U CAN JUST,,, KNOW THINGS"

and speaking of knowing things, Lumi and Kaeya figured that, w/ all of Paimon's yapping, Childe has already moved to betray them. i mean, this happened in Kaeya's quest for a reason, so they're not unaware, yk?

anyway, after the whole thing in the Jade Chamber and getting steered towards the Sigil stuff, i feel like Lumi sends Kaeya to meet up w/ Zhongli and essentially buy her and Paimon some time before they meet up to complete the Rite.

[emeraldphilo]

kyle walker just stfu part 32527362

[silentaura]

[ hand ] sender holding receiver's hand while they're walking

♛ ¦ 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑻𝑺 . ( accepting )

−−−  ꧁  its sudden . two warm , soft fingers wedging their way into her the palm of her hand , looking for a home . zelda's heart seizes . people don't touch her . they don't get close to her . they don't , for she is a princess . is everything alright , little one ?? she almost asks , until she realizes that words . . . aren't always necessary . sometimes , you just need a hand .

she remembers : zelda's mother used to hold her hand as they walked . even if they seldom left the castle grounds and were otherwise surrounded by hundreds guards at all times . . . it was her mother's hand holding hers that made her feel safe more than any knight . more than any word of promise .

instinctively , zelda squeezes the little hand back in reassurance , as if her mother's grace could somehow transcend time and space and help make someone else feel like . . . everything was going to be okay . a gift from mother , to daughter , to stranger .

and even her own heart began to warm .

[kurara-black-blog]

I want to thank Coach Vargas for giving me the chance to see Ruggie and Leona act like an Old Married Couple™, but Vacation With The Kids Edition™ 🙏🙏

[friedpunster]

Top tier dynamic:

[feline-evil]

Allowing your oc's to be just sort of fucked idiot dickheads is great

This is my schmoopy, i made him up in my head, he huffs paint fumes and has never gotten over his ex and yes he's making it EVERYONE'S problem! I'm putting him up on a plinth with a gold plaque and telling everyone he is the best schmoopy around and im kissing his forehead and bestowing him with ribbons so everyone knows how wonderful he is. He will steal your wallet also.

[edenfire]

why, hello there~🌸

i wanted to post my outfit ref sheet for my oc, Lillim~~<3 he favors tight, soft clothes with high collars, and lots of cutouts

his palette is mostly pinks, and burgundys, with a splash of teal, white, and gold <3