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maybeiwanttopanic · 2 years
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No thoughts. Head empty. Just Jase hittin it from the back bullying you into getting loud enough for your shit bf to hear.
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thrumbolt · 6 months
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Sometimes I forget why exactly I disliked ACOMAF as much as I did and then I see a random quote and am instantly reminded.
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This is exactly the type of gaslighting that this book does that annoyed me so. fucking. badly.
'All he'd wanted to do wasn't free me, but fuck me' - ah yes, because it totally wasn't her who went for his pants first.
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'He hadn't tried to kill her, hadn't crawled for me'
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Excuse me? He crawled as he was bleeding out from a chest wound, still tied up. Not to mention he DID kill Amarantha in the end. (Also he couldn't kill her before, because that's how magic bonds work - none of the high lords could lift a finger against her. There was literally nothing he was able to do).
Also it makes no SENSE for Feyre to be resentful of Tamlin not rescuing her all of a sudden? Tamlin saved her already by returning her to the human realm. SHE returned to fight and die for him. She KNEW she'd most likely die but she was there to rescue HIM. It's not like she got kidnapped by Amarantha and he just watched, no she came to die for him. It's kind of weird to blame him for not getting her out when she came in to get HIM out.
So yeah, ACOMAF is awful in this regard and I just don't get it. It would have been quite easy and possible to make Feyre realize that Tamlin isn't right for her without literally making shit up about him that conflicts with book one.
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probablyahazard · 23 days
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i'm being forced to be normal
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heartburstings · 1 year
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ratbastarddotfuck · 1 year
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Wow, Manifest could be such a fun story to play with if it weren't such aggressive copaganda.
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steelycunt · 2 years
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aus where r/s have a kid are a little strange to me sorry. because well s okay i sort of get it but r? what about that man makes you think he would a) want a child b) be a good father to one. be real
#when i say aus i also mean the child she made him father in the canon material. which never shouldve happened#teddy lupin means nothing to me. those are just words. there is no residual fondness left over from my affection for his father#sorry but even if they got married. i dont think theyre having kids. that seems like such a strange next move for them i cannot imagine the#wanting that#r endangered every child in hogwarts incuding his dead best friends son so as not to damage his reputation with the big boss. and now you#have to understand i dont see that as any sort of crime because i dont give a shit about any of those kids if it was up to me#he wouldve eaten harry when he got the chance. but the principle of it does not scream to me 'man who should have a child :-('#as much as i HATE to acknowledge the existence of hjp. he was kid enough for s i think and i grant you he was a good parental figure to him#but like. for him and his loser boyfriend to go out of their way to have a child. feels unlikely ill level with you. but this might all jus#be my disinterest in kidfic showing. i think im right though#like its one thing to take h in as the orphan son of ur dead friend in canon. but like in aus...hm.#its the same as i feel about them proposing to each other. said it b4 but i cannot imagine either of them planning some big heavily#orchestrated candles and roses down on one knee proposal. that is not them its just not. if they DO get married its because they are#brushing their teeth together and one of them goes we should get married and the other one goes what? and the first one says we should#get married again and the other one goes take your toothbrush out of your mouth i cant understand what youre saying like that. and the#first one takes their toothbrush out and repeats i SAID we should get MARRIED and the other one goes oh okay. if you'd like#anyway. this post got away from me no one is reading these tags are they jeez#r/s
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yelloworangesoda · 4 months
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omg that moment when u realize that your two closest (only?) friends dont think of you as nearly as close and youre only one of their 20+ friends and they. are each one of your 2 friends😀
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florietiae · 5 months
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starfire: so how was the library date ?
raven: oh it was fine. he finally met my mom, we all say and had coffee. he found the magic section, my spell book, and then proceeded to unleash total chaos on a wednesday afternoon.
starfire: so ... i take it it's a no on the space trip ?
@spring-lxcked !
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God your post about reading over that fucking guy's writing reminded me of the time my ex had me read over some writing of his and how not a single woman in that story was written in a good light. Every last woman was either the most evil bitch to walk this earth (according to the people in the story anyway - I thought she was the best character) or just okay if kinda boring... except for the fact that all of them "cheated" on the guys in the story and then were shunned by the town bc of it. There were 3 couples and all of them broke up bc the girl was "cheating" on the guy in some fashion (by "cheating" I mean, except in one case, the girl did something innocent that didn't put the guy first so the girl was then considered to be cheating on him by everyone in the town)
He asked what I thought about it and I gently brought up that I felt that he was being rather unfair to a few of the girls in his story. He was pretty adamant that no, he wasn't being unfair, they were in the wrong and deserved to be treated the way he wrote them. 🙃
We broke up 3 weeks later.
Call anon Neo the way they're dodging all kinds of bullets 🫡
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kookjinnies · 2 years
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bestie looook 😳
SCREAMING he looks so pretty and fluffy!! also another seokjin variety show content coming soon???
translation by Jiniya1204: They are asking the lady which drink tastes better between choice 1 and 2. When chef Paik asked what type of fish the merchant was selling: 🐹 Do you carry sashimis? Oh #1 is better tasting?
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molluskzone-moving · 1 year
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i hate being called male terms or even receiving masculine compliments sometimes (i especially hate the word handsome...) but for some reason getting called boyfriend makes me 😳
#especially if its teasing like... okay... can i take your hand in marriage#wont be ur husband tho im your wife but your boyfriend too. *gerard way voice* and ALSO... ur girl#ive always hated masculine compliments for everyone basically. its why you always see me calling ppl pretty or beautiful here#even when i was a kid and my mom would b asking me about male celebritie id always just go 'that ones pretty i guess'#and then shed say 'omg boys arent pretty' well im NOT calling that thing handsome#also dont like the word gorgeous#if i say pretty it means ur attractive. if i say cute it means im in love w u. if i say beautiful??? i am imagining us getting married#those r the only compliments i will give based on appearance the other ones are just weirddd#well ok hate is a strong word i dont HATE male terms#i just used to rlly distance myself from bein a woman and it was harmful for me in the long run i think#so like ehhh idk i dont like it :/#plus people irl being super weird about my gender. cannot comprehend that i am in fact a girl#insist on not using she/her for me EVEN WHEN i explicitly tell them that i use those prnouns#like. huh???#who is that supposed to help...#im so jaded atp id rather get called he than they#just by the amount of people who ignore boundaries and call me they bc theyre. uncomfortable with gnc women i guess???#sorry if this comes across insensitive but honestly i dont care im so sick of people treating me like that#smells like homophobia 2.0 but from ppl who are supposed to NOT do that#like i always call ppl the pronouns they ask me to but apparently that does not go both ways the minute im gnc
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asexualjedi · 1 year
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Crossing my fingers like pls don’t end the show with Ted going back to Kansas of tedbecca or at the very least not both well actually. Which is funny like. If they want to do tedbecca it would only work for me if she was not his boss which would work if like Ted went back to Kansas but like I don’t want Rebecca’s story to have her just fuck off to Kansas I don’t think that would be good for her.
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twtakami · 1 year
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shibe · 1 year
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i think the worst part of it all is the realization that the rose colored glasses are finally coming off
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intersexdabi · 2 years
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au where twice lives and somehow some way shouto gets it so that twice and dabi are both under house arrest together. and endeavors dream of his family changes so that touya IS there but also jin is there too and sitting in endeavors spot lmfao
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orcelito · 2 years
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Why write when you could instead think about what pokemon Goro would choose if he were to play pokemon alpha sapphire & what he would name them
#speculation nation#discacc shit#this is with that au in mind#Natu futaba... Nosepass ryuji... & a shiny Roserade akira....#Ninetails ann except he will already have a fire type bc hes gonna pick torchic. bc this is goro we r talking about#i also want him to have a frosslass. and a sableye...#he needs a water pokemon. and there r Plenty of them. but idk which one lol#trapinch. he needs a trapinch.#am i picking out my favs for half of these YOU BET ur ass i am#tho i dont have plans for giving him a ralts (gardevoir my beloved) bc he will already have Natu futaba#hes going to be stumbling his way thru the game as his first pokemon game#but also he is highly analytical and will be DETERMINED to win#but also... he sees a lil dude that reminds him of ppl he knows... & hes like. 'hmm. i need to name this after them.'#in a PURELY non-attachment kind of way. hes naming this Nosepass after ryuji for a Funny Joke of course#& the tiny little green thing after Futaba#& the lil dude with roses after his boyfriend...#& the pretty fire fox after his bestie....#who am i kidding hes naming these pokemon after the people hes closest to & it is ENTIRELY for attachment reasons#somehow yes ryuji counts as one of the people hes closest to. especially by the time these headcanons r applicable.#Yes they bicker constantly Yes they 'hate' each other but Also they r friends.#and goro will name an ugly as hell pokemon after ryuji in a mean-spirited joke but ALSO it shows hes thinking about him#& he'll keep it around. His Friend.#ngl he could end up with the frosslass named Yusuke. just bc that lil frost dude n yusuke is Ice so like. of course#oh god would he name one after makoto. that sure is a question lol#goro pretends to not be emotionally attached to the phantom thieves but ends up naming pokemon after every one of them#hes being left to himself to play so many hours of pokemon. he forgets that people may see this eventually#akira sees the little shiny roserade named Akira and just like. dies#'you named a ROSERADE after me??? and it's SHINY????'#goro: 'whats a shiny'#hfkdhfj goro will also get a female torchic. bc of course. hes gonna have some fuckin beginner's luck
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