#he is a constant mood

[sockdooe]

My god heart stopper is so goooodddddd

I’ve watched it twice which isn’t a lot but STILLLL

ITS SO SWEETTTTTT AND SAPPPYYY AND GAYYYYY

[janeaustenlover]

'panem lost a poet panem lost a standup comedian' lmaoooooooo what are your favorite Coriolanus’ unhinged quotes from tbosas?? I cackled so much during that rather dark book, I feel embarrassed, lol

He had to think of just the right way to break the news. But what would that be? 'I love you deeply, but I love officers’ school more?' That wasn’t going to go over well.

Did you tell your best friend his crush was a cannibal? Never a rule book when you needed one.

AH, TRUST AGAIN. ThE aIr WaS fUlL oF iT.

Coriolanus winced slightly. TWO biking mishaps in the same twelve-hour period seemed more than coincidental.

This entrance was for the poor people, Coriolanus thought. Or perhaps not poor. The word PLEBEIAN came to mind. (those history classes did nothing for him)

PASSING OUT SANDWICHES WAS ONE THING, THROWING THE CHAIR QUITE ANOTHER (sorry, i'm in tears, xDDD)

Snow lands on top and ALL THAT. He knew he should be elated at this turn of events and jumping up and down inside while p r e s e n t i n g a modest, pleased front. But what he really felt was jEaLoUs.

THE HERO OF HER LIFE!!!!!!!!!!

The i m p o s s i b i l i t y of being a Snowflake in this postwar world.

And here he was in his uniform, clutching a rose like some lovestruck schoolboy, hoping she would — what? Like him? Trust him? Not kill him on sight?

Good-bye, Lucy Gray, we hardly knew you (biiiiiiitch 🔪)

So now that loudmouth Arachne was a defender of a righteous and just land. Yes, she laid down her life taunting her tribute with a sandwich, thought Coriolanus. Maybe her gravestone could read, “Casualty of cheap laughs.”

BETTER OFF SAD THAN DEAD

Coriolanus did not want to spend the next twenty years listening to them *mockingjays* serenade the local executions.

What was he doing but dressing her up to be a pretty corpse? Perhaps she could strangle someone with the scarf, or stab them with the pin?

HIS OWN FANS HAD A LITTLE MORE CLASS (rich boy™)

The LAST TIME Sejanus had lost his appetite, he’d lost his sanity as well.

Who were all these PeOpLe hanging around on a weekday at the zoo? Didn’t they have jobs? Shouldn’t the children be in chool? No wonder the country was such a mess.

What an ugly place, he thought dully as the train chugged its way through District 9. It didn’t look fit for human habitation.

Coriolanus gave the camera a thumbs-up when they cut for his reaction. He could not believe THIS was his life.

How much bread had they wasted with this nonsense? Oh, no, he starved to death! Somebody get the bread!

CORIOLANUS SNOW, MORE LONER THAN LOVER (whatta slogan for his presidential campaign)

How awful, Coriolanus thought. To have YOU be the first person in the world a baby sees *about dr. gaul*

Why would evil incarnate help his girlfriend?

In rhetoric class, she’d once attributed his inability to decipher the deeper meaning of a poem to the fact that he was too self-absorbed. The irony, coming from Livia, of all people! But actions spoke louder than words. Coriolanus to the rescue, Livia to the nearest exit.

“Of course I liked it, but I’m more open-minded than most" (hahahaha)

Then came confusion. If she had saved his life, he owed her, what? A sandwich and two cookies? That was how he was repaying her. For his life. Which apparently he held quite cheaply.

Oh, a ghost story. Ugh. Boo. So ridiculous.

Ma? Was Coriolanus’s place about to be uSuRpEd by someone who referred to his mother as “Ma”? The cabbage and posca threatened to make a reappearance.

CANNIBALS OVER CUTTHROATS!

several people took the pained look on Coriolanus’s face as sorrow at Arachne’s death, when ironically he felt like killing her all over again.

“That was some good-bye.” Coriolanus just shrugged. “What can I say? I’m irresistible.”

Poor Sejanus. Poor sensitive, foolish, dead Sejanus. (GUNSHOT 💀💀💀)

[danikatze]

I've seen a bunch of pet peeve polls but I haven't seen a pet pet peeve poll yet and as I'm a dog sitter I have a list for dog walking specifically..

I can think of more but this is a list of my biggest pet peeves. Please share and complain: I'm very curious :3

[madwheelerz]

Mike being in a state where he thinks everyone hates him, yes sir.

[dasmondkuss]

Very Important Announcement:

🗣️

Autumn does suffer from jealousy. Severe.

[streets-in-paradise]

I think i'm gonna keep the Cult Andy icon untill Milei leaves or kills all argentines as a way to tell you all how i feel every morning since he became president

[tenderflint]

halfway through s5 and i'm feeling unwise

[danielnelsen]

mm yeah forgot how impactful the bit of dan’s show about depression is fuck

[obiwanobi]

I love the jedi but enemies au but please consider: au where anakin THINKS they're enemies and obi-wan is just living his life completely oblivious to this fact. he got irritated with anakin once shortly after naboo and anakin has never forgotten. one time he gave anakin constructive criticism in a senior padawan class he taught and anakin was convinced that this was an act of pettiness and hatred

I LOVE this because being mad at Obi-Wan occupies 75% of Anakin's time for 10 years, meanwhile Obi-Wan has barely thought about him at all and doesn't even remember his name, so he sees this padawan making angry eyes at him for the first time in like, 8 years, and asks gently 'does he feel alright? is his face always like this? hello little ball of hate and fury, are you hurt and do you need me to call your master' and Anakin, now consumed by rage, yells 'how DARE you I've never felt more insulted in my WHOLE life but of course it's exactly what I expected from you Kenobi' before storming off the room

[marivenah]

watch her when she's lightin' up the night, nobody knows that she's a lonely girl

— template.

[lonesomedotmp3]

every once in a while I rerealise that my teenage self wasn't crazy/selfish/ungrateful and my parents really were just Like That

[jadedrrose]

lately I almost feel like I’m leaning into an Ace mood over Law ????? Help ???