#he is so bean

[dontletmanagementfindme]

It's the love of my life

[bakedbeanchan]

Zukka comic for a friend

[adhdthomasthorne]

Boromir + concern for the Hobbits

[ihatebrainstorm]

[It's Just a Theory!]

Just a simple theoretical discussion ^v^

Wanted to see what he would sound like with MatPat's voice then got. just a tinyyy bit carried away..........

[rosegoldenatlas]

Can we take a second just to admire cc!Joel Smallishbeans. Like my guy is currently on two smp's, he keeps up with Hermitcraft, he is somewhat present on SOS. Also his base is incredibly detailed, its large, and he has gotten really good at armor stands out of nowhere. He updates an average of once a week, he took a vacation to Japan and still managed to keep up with Hermitcraft.

He can follow the bit and has an uncanny ability to stop himself from being the butt of the joke. Like for example the neck kisses thing was at first a kind of 'ha ha that's really weird Joel' then he leaned into it so hard that now Etho is the one obsessed with Joel's neck kisses and both of them are obsessed with each other and its not just Joel.

And the whole ieseki harem bit too?? Like he has half of the server around his finger cause of a bit.

Also he is actually kind of good at tricking people? Like bro convinced three (I think) people that Etho built the statues not him.

Hes funny as hell and also he is like really bold? Like my guy posted himself singing a Minecraft parody to 'Money Money Money' he makes Hollywood level intros in Minecraft. His intros are the best by the way always have been. They're more elaborate now and they are really funny but there was a charm to when his intros were him standing in front of a horse hilling machine with no acknowledgment of it.

Joel appreciation post completed

[yourangle-yuordevil]

First time they make an effort (because going to the bathhouses Barbie style™ would have raised more questions than necessary...)

[cobblestone-butch]

Etho, assuming Joel is the one that changed the shulker boxes outside of his glass shop to his own name: i see how it is. I will retaliate in kind, building statues of myself outside of his base and then mock him for having them there. He will understand that this is part of the back and forth teasing we have going on and he will be incentivised to ramp up the mutual exchange of tokens suggesting our mutual obsession

Joel, who did not change the shulker boxes, did not immediately assume Etho built those statues, and that Etho sincerely thought he did all that: 😭guys he thinks im cringe now, who did this😭

[p4nishers]

god. GOD. the underlying anger in everything terry writes really IS apparent in hogfather bc fuck u mean this is how things should be? no the fuck it shouldn't. poor people shouldn't have to be satisfied with what they get, that's just fucking capitalism. i REALLY like that terry decided to use death as projection for what he thinks bc death doesn't know anything and it has to be explained to him and by it being explained to him it shows how fucking stupid those things are. bc ok here's this world where an equivalent of santa ACTUALLY exists and, because it mirrors our world, it's still unjust. santa actually fucking exists in this world and he could give ANYONE ANYTHING bc he's essentially a god and people gave him that power by making him up, BUT because ppl imagined him in a way that poor people don't get shit (like they usually do) and rich people get EVERYTHING they want, he exists like that. whereas death has seen the absolutely WORST of humanity and he STILL thinks that's bullshit and it's not how it should be, it's just how it goes. bc capitalism is always capitalism where there's money and the world will always be fucked up as long as there are oppressor to hold it up. like i just.

[molinaskies]

Friendly reminder that Sonic has a full crawl animation in Sonic Unleashed that happens when he doesn’t have enough speed to slide. It’s especially funny when you mess up in a level and you have to do the crawl of shame under a ledge of some kind. As far as I’m concerned, this is the only game that has this.

[pickle-and-beans]

Throwback to when Beans was just a smol potat 🥹

[just-a-drawing-bean]

Harvest day was recently

So here's the art plus more that I made for it

alt ver because I liked it without all the green and red as well

Some Harvest with Fool's hat because why not

Harvest beloved <3 from Ghost in the Machine by @venomous-qwille

[devilart2199-aibi]

I suppose I should finish one of these now hm? :3c 🌱🫘

[yes-perwallstedt]

and at least one of those people has seen him buying an irresponsible amount of jelly beans and frankly judges him for it.

[ripplestitchskein]

I JUST LOVE HIS SILLY DRAMATIC FUCKING ASS

[backwoodsbigfoot]

Lmao poor buddy, he really was having the most horrible time

I mean look at him, is that a man who’s having fun?

Boromir’s inner thoughts: “oh no oh no oh no; no one explained anything to me, what’s HAPPENING”

[galarfiend]

big fan of dudunsparce but also what if uuuuuhhhh

what if he got a pre-evo instead? and he was once inch tall and his name was sparce and he had one wing and i could hold him in my pocket????